Butt waxing, how?

Get it sugared. Professionally.

^^You want what they call a back, crack and sack.

Just a reminder, op.

you could try Nair or Veet?

For your edification.

Why on gods green earth would you wax your scrotum? Wouldn't that damage it? I would punch someone in the head if they tried that on me.

I would recommend electric clippers, like barbers use. Or they make some for women's legs/underarms, if you want to have more options. Get one with a cord, not one that charges.

You can't cut yourself with them, and you won't get ingrown hairs like you can with waxing or depilatories.

I haven't been shaving, since I broke my right arm earlier this year: I will at some point, but it's painful to hold my arm up at that angle. In the meantime, I bought some electric clippers, and they've been great for helping me look groomed. I was being told I was turning into a Sexy Santa. That's okay, but I'm not ready to become Santa (yet).

I don't really get the idea of removing pubic hair. I thought it was there for a reason.

I had my butt crack waxed. It wasn't pleasant but it was pleased with the results. Smooth as a baby's bottom.

Waxing turns itchy as the hair grows back in. You have to exfoliate everything like crazy afterwards, practically forever.

And the result doesn't really last very long.

For now since you need it done by Wednesday just trim down. Then get it lasered off. It’s so cheap in NYC. Tons of places do it. If you wax or use Nair now you may break out and that will make Wednesday worse because it probably won’t clear up by then. A butt crack wax is amazing. Make sure they go all the way down to the scrotum.

OK OMG Thanks R11. But if I trim, what sort of oil or lotion do I leave in the area to keep it smooth for Wednesday?

Unfortunately, if you've already attempted to shave, you may not have any other options, as waxing and other ways require the hairs to be of sufficient length to grab.

As for oil or lotion, the bumps are likely ingrown hairs that were clipped just below the surface of the skin and have curled under. You need to soothe the irritated skin: Hydrocortisone Cream; Hot Compress; Witch Hazel; Aloe Vera.

The more important question is what's happening Wednesday? Gangbang? Porn shoot?

[quote]The more important question is what's happening Wednesday?

It's his Bar Mitzvah

Well probably what I would do this time since it needs to be smooth for Wednesday, and this is assuming you mean your butthole area and ball area, I would lay a mirror on the floor and squat down over it. This will give you a clear view. Wet the area down really well and use something non irritating like pure olive oil soap or Cetaphil is excellent. Apply it over the area to be shaved and then use a regular razor to shave with. Shave with the way the hair grows so there is no chance of razor burn. If you have furry buns, put a guard on an electric clipper and just clipper it down short this time. Jump in the shower and rinse the are in ice cold water. This closes the pores and will help prevent any razor burn or irritation. I would suggest that you then apply just a thin layer of Nivea sensitive skin after shave balm to the area. Put some gold bond powder in your underwear and you should be good to go by Wednesday. I would do this on Tuesday afternoon.

Real men use a Bic.

Gillette good news.

Perhaps it is both R14, for Wednesday.

I shave my hole like r16. I do it regularly so I don't even need a mirror.

Butt waxing - why?

Keep it hairy.

I used to be so paranoid about having any ass hair. Would get sugared monthly and it was agony. Not to mention expensive. I then met my partner who was disappointed at my hairless globes. I never sugared again and haven’t missed it for a second. If you are shaving your ass for anyone but yourself, stop. There are plenty of men out there who love hairy men.

"Keep it hairy."

Nothing sexier than dried shit on butt hairs (SARCASM). I believe they're called dingle berries.

R23- Hey slob, there is a workaround there. It’s called showering and using wipes. It’s not that hard.

Hairy butts are nice when attached to young guys. On old dudes it's sorta simian.

Simian is hot

Just let it be what you naturally are. If it's hairy, those are the gifts you were given.

If it's not that difficult, R24, why are the so many fucking slobs walking around with shit encrusted ass cracks and skid marked underwear?