Best Anal Bleaching Cream?

Kojic acid!

R1 Is there a certain brand or product you recommend? Is there no irritation to the skin? And how long before you see results?

Thanks!

Priorities, OP.

R4 Yes, priorities. So what do you recommend?

Clorox.

R6 It comes in a cream?

Yep.

But why? Is what was mentioned above the shit that black celebs use for their body/face to be more light-skinned? Just ask someone at Walgreens or CVS.

Asswhite!

There is a famous place in L.A. called Pink Cheeks that sends you an anal kit for you to do at home.

Give it to Aaron Schock when you are done.

I'm very preoccupied with the colour of my asshole.

When you're getting fucked in the ass. Tell your partner to blow his load on your hole. That will make it white.

How does one examine the color of one’s anus?

How bout this?

Amateurs!

There’s a brand called “Gee, Your Anus Looks Terrific!” — ask for it at your local drug store...

A pink asshole on a stinking 350-pound body still isn't fuckable and lickable though.

What's so great about a pink asshole? Reminds me of internal organs, not sexy.

What does a brown one remind you of?

There's a Waxing/Asshole Whitening troll? Awesomeness!

How is it possible to do anal bleaching at home?

Is anal bleaching only done by white people with pink hole?

Fort Troff makes bumper brite but I’m not sure if it’s permanent.

"What does a brown one remind you of?"

Your teeth.

R24 Its done by anyone who wants a pink asshole. I for one don't get it unless you're doing porn the whole bleaching/worrying about what our natural bodies look like is too sterile. Humans are meant to be sensual and sensuous creatures, but we seem to be evolving into these plasticine man-bots that are devoid of feelings as much as pheromones.

Don’t it make my brown eye blue?

Thought anal bleaching was too make dark ass cracks look cleaner? Brown hue around the hole?

Well, I never! You all have been so useless! I'm just going to go make an appointment with the dermatologist and get some old fashioned hydroquinone cream and call it a day.

R30 Bring ur sweet ass over here. I'll make ur ass great again!

Your asshole is brown from years of neglect!

R32 Why do you assume it's brown?

Please welcome to the stage: PORCELANA FADECREAM

Personally, I have had best results with Crest White strips. In just 15 days, my glistening pucker hole is as white as a trump rally!

it's brown because that's what color your neglected asshole turns to since i'm a human being. i want it to look pink and cute.

I swear by clinique for men - dark spot corrector for my asshole.

just made an appointment with my dermatologist regarding the skin all around my asshole. i'll report back what he recommends.

Have U tried this yet?

Why don't you post a pic of that sweet lil brown starfish and let us be the judges?

r39, that is, like, so hot. wanna wreck it?

R40 Just wear it out! Cock harder than a granite rock!! Pound it into submission!!!

no you can't wear out my sphincter. it's like strong elastic. you can try to stretch it out but i seriously doubt you can.

R42 Give it my best shot!

My lovely, inviting cavity craved by my highly screened gentleman callers, is color peach. Just perfect.

R44 DL users should be the judge of that!