Sucking Dick for Money

At LEAST five dollars (?)

If he is old, he needs that money for retirement so be a good boy and do it for free!

Is he at all attractive, OP? If not, forget it.

There's no charity in the whorehouse. This saying is so true. Just charge him by the pounds: the fatter, the more expensive.

He's okay but not super hot.

Most prostitution whores have a sliding price scale based on the cubic inches of the member sucked. Bring a measuring tape.

100 for a 15-minute quickie, 200 if he wants you to swallow.

The meter keeps running after an hour, if he hasn’t come yet. Then you must charge him another 100 after the 1-hour mark

Get off this site Aaron Cockgobbler(

I don’t believe you. There are enough gays out there rushing to get on their knees to worship so-called straight cock for free do better trolling. This isn’t even an elaborate scenario trolling this is just basic trolling

Charge extra if he keeps the lights on. Obviously there’s an up-charge if he pulls out his phone for pictures/video.

Of course, post said pictures/video on DL.

You can be like a real housewife, OP!

It has to be said .. You’re about (to be) a whore, darlin’

Charge based upon his attractiveness and if he complains about the price ask him to consider what he would charge to suck off an ugly guy.

R13 We don't know if OP is ugly himself.

I ended up not doing it the guy was annoying as hell and I don't need money that badly.

You'll be back - -

1 dollar per pound.

[quote] the guy was annoying as hell

Well in that case, two dollars per pound.

OP has made the rookie mistake of thinking johns are like regular, cherished sex partners, or dates.

NEWSFLASH: some may be annoying. But like [italic]Project Runway,[/italic] you're not there to make friends. You're there to make money for meth!

Just (politely) get them off and get out. You worthless druggie whore.

$200 for the first 15 minutes ($200 minimum). $20 per minute after that.

His house, not yours (or a neutral place). Daytime (light outside), not nighttime.

Use a condom that you provide. Under no circumstances do you swallow.

That's off the top of my head.

I meant to say $300 for the first 15 minutes ($300 minimum).

[quote] Use a condom that you provide.

Good idea. You want to make sure the penis doesn't get any of your meth mouth germs.

A condom for oral? No one is going to put up with that.

Anyway, be a whore or don't. Plenty of guys out there whoring themselves out.

You’re insane, r21, if you think $300 for a fifteen minute blowjob is the going rate.

OP, $100 for a blowjob seems reasonable, and then once you got him hook double the price. He wont say no if he grows to enjoy your bjs.

Just one rule that should never be broken!! Never fall in love with the client.

I would be very offended if I was offered money for sex.

I would do it for free, bitch! But money? That´s INSULTING.

I definitely wouldn´t do the same thing but getting paid for it.

Get the FUCK out

The going rate is $200, but I think that includes him sucking your dick.

R25 I broke that rule, but it did end well :)

$300 is basically an hour of anything goes (mostly mutual sucking, and at least one of you getting fucked).

$200 would be mutual oral.

$100 one way oral for half an hour seems reasonable.

I was a CraigsList whore for about 6 months while going through a rather slutty phase.

I offered a backrub and a tarot card reading, but these guys were savy and knew sex would be included. If they wanted to go back and forth about specific details beforehand I said it wasn't going to work. It was $150 ... and my guests would tip on top of that. In retrospect, I think I kept the price relatively "affordable" because I didn't want to hear a man say, "You're not worth that."

I must say, they actually were all nice, decent men (but then, I weeded out the crazies the best I could through email beforehand.) I never had an unpleasant experience. After I stopped running my ad one of them kept in touch and would come over about every 5 weeks. I liked him.

And yes, I used condoms for oral sex. Some of these guys are married, and actually appreciate keeping it all as safe and hygenic as possible.

^^ forgot to mention, most didn't even want the tarot card reading when they arrived - - which I personally thought was a good icebreaker!

R30 why in the fuck would anyone use condoms for oral sex? You must be a lousy lay.

[quote] It was $150 ... and my guests would tip on top of that.

It is also a nice touch you call your tricks "guests," like they do at fine establishments.

R30 customers were like "How´s my future?"

And he would be like "Oh, well, I see a nice Tower just in"

Blink blink

R32 I literally can´t put raw meat in my mouth, ew

[quote]An acquaintance of mine who's an older guy in the closet has approached me about sucking his dick for money.

Please tell me you're charging fake-straightie three figures at least.

[quote]I offered a backrub and a tarot card reading

LOL

[quote]r32 why in the fuck would anyone use condoms for oral sex? You must be a lousy lay.

Well, one without herpes all over my face, thankfully.

Also, if I were to get something, I didn't want to pass it on to all the other men, later. That would be terrible. Maybe even get you killed.

As r33 said, this was a FINE ESTABLISHMENT! Why, they even got a cool beverage ... and a warm towelette afterwards!

It kinda seems like everyone under the age of 35 or so is a whore now, so you should go into it realizing you have a lot of (mostly really low-quality) competition. I mean, if being a whore is your ambition.

R38 High standards or interest in partner quality will invariably leave you with absolutely ridiculous gaps between sex events.

I'm just not cut out for it and as soon as we began talking he started saying crazy shit and just texting me at insane times of the day. If I were out of a job I'm sure. I'd feel differently. I work in a bank I have to be patient with people all day. BTW I would have loved a tarot card reading your tricks were fools r30.

Oh, Milo... You've really hit the rock bottom, haven't you?

R40 Yes, they'd rather had their cock sucked than their future hypothesised through arbitrary groups of differently coloured cards selected by chance.

A bad deal through and through!

Maybe I should have sexed things up with a racier tarot deck?

The interesting thing about tarot cards is they point you toward focusing on archetypal elements of human experience. That's why Carl Jung liked them.

Everyone can get something out of that. It's not so much fortune telling as "What does this card mean to you?" It can lead to interspection, and review.

^^ [bold]introspection![/bold]

dammit!

OP, you should sweeten the deal by offering to give him S&H Green Stamps with every purchase.

Don't do it. I had some shady sexual encounters when I was much younger. Then I fell in love (for realz) and I wanted to offer up my flower to my lover, but I had cheapened it. If you ever really fall for someone, and it's special, you want that moment to be special, too. Please don't start out making it transactional. And I know how I must sound, but I'm actually being real and honest.

No r39, I meant *literally* whores, as in accepting real cash for sex from real ugly/lonely/bored old men. It's unbelievably common (and horrifying).

r30 tell us more about your adventures! How many guests did you entertain of an evening?

OP, how old are you? do you rent? I would suggest an arrangement where you meet with him once per week for no more than one hour, in return he pays your monthly rent.

r48 :

I do want to say, as far as (hopefully) "screening out" the crazies, I'd also chat with them on the phone beforehand. That doesn't totally reveal if someone's twisted, but at least you're narrowing the field.

In fact, I'd sometimes then ask, after we'd established a phone rapor, [italic]"Do you ever feel like meeting someone from CraigsList could be dangerous? How do we know neither of us will be some sicko?" [/italic] Their response gave me some insight into their general thinking (theoretically)

[quote]r49 OP, how old are you? do you rent? I would suggest an arrangement where you meet with him once per week for no more than one hour, in return he pays your monthly rent.

Listen up, ma hos: Be sure to keep adequate savings on hand to cover rent, in case The Man reneges.

[quote]I work in a bank I have to be patient with people all day.

And you are touching other people for money, why?

Why not?

R30 Craigslist had ads for 50 bucks.

The going rate in LA to blow a "straight" guy is $50. Most of the time, he ends up jacking off onto your face or into your mouth. In and out in 5-10 minutes.

For a guy to fuck you, prices start at $200 and go (much, much) higher if you are old and/or fat. Expect a fake orgasm from the top if it goes on for more than ten minutes.

Nobody I knows gets paid to suck dick or fuck. Bottoms seem to outnumber tops 1000:1 around here.

[quote]r46 Please don't start out making it transactional. And I know how I must sound, but I'm actually being real and honest. — Cheesy sounding gay man

I think this applies to people who make their entire living off sex, for a significant amount of time. You do hear career whores bring that up, tho ... how they have no faith in intimacy any more, and don't trust men.

But a bit here and there, as long as its not your whole sex life, seems more adventurous to me than deeply damaging.

I can't get my head around the oral with a condom thing for these married guys. I have a married FB that lets me play with his hole and fuck him with a dildo, I mean fuck him hard and fast! However, he wont let me suck him without a condom. He has one of the biggest, thickest cocks I've ever seen and I'd love to just want to go down on it and make him cum. It's just not the same sucking him with a condom. How can I get him to get over this? He knows I'm not a whore. I'd play with a lot more often if he'd just loosen up a bit.

[quote]r50 Craigslist had ads for 50 bucks.

I imagine that just got you in the door. There would be additional charges for specific acts from there.

I would think.

[quote] Nobody I knows gets paid to suck dick or fuck. Bottoms seem to outnumber tops 1000:1 around here.

Is L.A. a cesspool of bottoms ?? No wonder they have to recurse to seeking straight men. Ughhh, why have all the tops left Los Angeles !!!

In all seriousness, though we're making light of it - prostitution comes with risks.

This could be you:

R59 They never existed there, to begin with. LA is a place for people to send their orifices since the inception of the place as a Catholic mission.

The buyers are a mysterious cabal known as the Topuminatti.

Now, I dare Alex Jones to infiltrate that.

OP you’re so full of shit. And this sucking with a condom is for the fucking birds. How can you guys take the taste of that latex? In the old days when I use to suck a guy’s dick after he took the condom off it tasted horrible.

I don't know what´s going on with the bare oral sex apologists.

You can get pretty nasty things by your mouth, didn't you know?

If you lick the man's nude dick, get paid! #BeBest gays!

OP says that his closeted acquaintance approached him about paid-for blowjobs. OP seems to have some leverage. I’d ask for more than the going rate. Acquaintance can say no, but so what.

OP has already rethought the situation because acquaintance got weird and clingy before it even happened once.

Next Stop: The Boulevard

I’ve been sucking condomless dicks since I was 14, 40 years ago. I never caught so much as a cold.

What'a ya want, a parade?

That's such a crazy documentary r67. Damn Vancouver has changed

The shrill, grubby tawdriness of it all is kind of appalling.

MARY!

Well, don't look at ME!

OP, for 20 bucks more, would you go for a "reversal of fortune"?

OP, how much for rimming?