Celebrity Divorce Pool

Kit Harington and what’s her butt.

You know nothing, R1.

Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra

Bieber & Baldwin.

Donald and Melania

Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz

Another vote for Baldwin and Bieber

R4 Truth.

I don't think Jonas and Chopra will divorce yet.

They want to get some more mileage out of it.

Cyrus/Hemsworth with unconsciously unthrouple from each other and the secret ungendered person they fuck on weekends and Cyrus will go on and on and on about it.

Sophie Turner and the gay Jonas brother.

Less than a year from now.

Another vote for Bieber/Baldwin. Also, Julia Roberts/Danny Moder, The Beckhams, Ellen/Portia and Hanks/Wilson.

R13 Tom and Rita? I don’t see them throwing in the towel after a zillion years.

I'm very surprised to see Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas separating. I thought she was holding out for being the Widow Douglas.

Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger won't last long

R15 Do you know something we don't know? Michael Douglas and Catherine haven't announced a separation. They have sold two of their homes, though, so it makes one wonder...

^ Juicy

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren.

Miley and Liam, come on down!

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively

Michael Douglas and the ever-youthful 49 year old CZJ are merely liquidating some assets in order to transfer them to certain trust accounts for investment and future estate planning purposes.

They are, I believe, citizens of Bermuda.

uuuiu

Dan Savage and Terry Miller. But they won't actually divorce just separate and they won't make an announcement so it will just be rumors until they confirm it two to three years down the road.

Jared Kushner and Ivanka. But only if daddy loses the election

Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen. She turns 40 next year, and he'll probably retire . They'll both go through an epic midlife crisis ... simultaneously.

So far, R11, you are batting .1000.

Is there some reason why the totally expected Cyrus/Hemsworth breakup caused such an uproar? Weren't they married for, like, five minutes and had no kids?

R28, I agree. Why are people acting like this was a shock? I'm only surprised that those flakes managed to stay marriage for more than a month

R28 they've been together for a long time. Maybe some thought Miley had changed for the better.

Harry and Meghan

Too soon?

Julianne Hough and Brooks Laich

Katherine McPhee and David Foster

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I'm with r33

Armie Hammer and the gristle clinging to bone wife

RDJ and his beard producer wife

Melissa Benoist and Chris Woods

Yeah, the clock is ticking on McPhee & Foster. I give it a year. Isn’t she younger than his daughters?

Smug and Mug

Who’s getting close to the 10-year mark? That should give you an idea.

Kellyanne & George?

'Mother' & Mike over meddling by that seductive La Sénatrice?

[Quote] Isn’t she younger than his daughters?

Yes

Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo

R45. Yes. They’re on borrowed time.

Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy

Ellen and Portia

Serena and Alexis.

R48 I keep hearing that but it hasn't happened yet.

Well, damn. Nobody bet on this pony.

2 Failed Marriages For Zooey

I vote these two lovebirds.

Justin & Jessica, come on dowwwwn!

Another vote for Kit Harrington and freckles

Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello

Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger.

Once a dog, always a dog.

Definitely, Justin & Jessica.

Caught in the act !

Tina Fey and Jeff Richmond

Although these two bitches deserve each other, Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski will split.

I wouldn’t put it past them to announce a separation as a ratings boost.

R53, good one

Tina Fey? Why, R59?

Cannot believe Darren Criss isn’t on here yet.

R58 Yup! He even issued a public apology to her and their family. He's so in the doghouse. The new chick is hot,though! Biele has caneface for days!

Kirk and Anne Douglas

Kellyanne and George Conway

Hunter Biden and Melissa Cohen, the woman he recently married after knowing her for six(6) days.

Bumping

I've got money on Evan Lysacek

R69 Oh yeah. And Tim Tebow.

I think Tebow will be miserable, but won't divorce because it might hurt his fundie image

Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost, once they marry.

Seann William Scott, come on down!

Meghan Markle and her trophy husband.

George and Amal

Meghan and Harry own this thread. She’ll probably call him a racist first.

No, R76-it will bemis addiction problems and controlling family. But she'll claim sh tried - oh, how she tried! In the meantime, Gary Janetti is back to taking the piss out of Meghan.

R4 & R12 Nicky & Joey J. are expected to follow their gay brother’s example and never shave that beard. If Kevin managed this long and even raised some kids while he was at it, they have no excuse. It’s hush sidepieces in the closet forever, for them. Thanks, Xtianity!

Yes! r53. I don't even know why Armie & Liz continue with this charade of a marriage anymore. Fingers crossed they'll be kaput soon.

R75 Nah. That beard is never coming off.

You bitches are slipping!

Kirk and Anne Douglas

Agree, r53. Armie and Liz have both looked miserable together for quite some time now. I know they have 2 young kids which doesn't make it easy, but seriously, I think it's time they call it quits. I'm thinking if they didn't have kids they would've gotten divorced long ago.

Maryse Ouellet from Mike Mizanin, when she realises this is as good as it’s ever going to get, financially & sexually-speaking. He likes the company of men and she likes the company of fitter foreign men, plus they’re both pushing 45 in a business for youngsters so the writing is on the wall.

She got her manor-house and her green card; what does she care now? She has two daughters with him now too, so the alimony could kick in at any time.

She’s hot and his m breasts are incredible so I wish them all best in future endeavours.

Cobie Smulders and Taran Killam

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick

R85 wait, so Taran isn’t gay? I thought he was quietly out and single.