A Boner on the beach: cool or uncool?

This one.

so glad I was in the US growing up and not have to see all that stank sleeve (I'm UC, BTW)

This one of soccer player Mario Gotze is still my favorite boner pic. Shame he wasn't nude at the time.

What's with posting photos of women in them? Just post photos of men only at nude beaches. Why do "gay men" go to nude beaches were women are also present? Is that a turn on for "gay men" is it?

Jeff Palmer was banned from a nudist beach for going up to all of the men and trying to suck them off. Don't know if this was pre or post HIV.

R6: There are gay nude beaches. Why didn't he just go to them?

Boner For Tuna

R2 Please don't with that body shaming shit. I don't carry on with rude comments about bad scarring, jagged circ lines, weird leathery cockheads, skin bridges and ugly discoloration. But I could. And for the record, American UC here born to enlightened parents.

R8: Bisexual detected. Bisexual blocked.

The guy on the orange surfboard is Harley from Sean Cody.

R5 saw a NAKED WOMAN! SHREEEEEEEEECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's literally purchasing internet!!!!!!

R12 misses the point that this is a GAY WEBSITE. Also misses the point that gay men come here to get away from naked women. But because R12 is another sociopathic bisexual, it doesn't care or understand that. Blocked.

I came here to say something but R11 distracted me. Dude is hot AF! Seen him a million times but still get a boner every time.

R13 Shit! Gay men come here to get away from naked women?!?! Are naked women after you? I got your back buddy!

All you naked women who are chasing my gay friend better just stop. He's here to get away from your nakedness. Stop triggering him!!!

[quote] Also misses the point that gay men come here to get away from naked women.

Hear, hear! I come here to get away from the office, where I am surrounded by naked women all day long.

R12 off topic but don't block people for silly shit. You'll miss the excitement of spirited exchange. I fight with neo nazis, trans haters, fascists, rednecks, and everyone else right of center but I've never blocked anyone other than an obvious troll. With that said, some of these cunts are evil so if they're stressing you out then be done with them and block away!

^^^R17 reply should be directed to R13 not R12. I suck.

The guy in the op's photo is attractive but I DON'T like shaved pubic hair.

I saw OP's dude is sporting a semi, not a boner.

so far we’re at 40% boner. am i going to have to repost a good portion of awkwardboner.com?

more pictures and less arguing, thanks

More pics of real men, not models or porn stars

R22: Of men ONLY, yes.

R23: Agreed.

R13 because naked women are all around you ....

No R26, you clueless moron. Because it's a GAY FUCKING WEBSITE. Why do you want to see naked photos of any women, unless you are a god damn bisexual. It's not too much to ask for, to only want naked men without naked women attached to the photos. FFS! Another loser blocked.

Some people need to keep their world as small as possible. Complexity makes them anxious and angry. You will notice them by their controlling behavior and inflexibility.

Naked women are gross.

Sorry it is more than your fragile constitution can bear.

More SHAVED uncut Euro horsecock on beanpoles, please.

Hot.

Uncut.

Yum.

^^^ Yaaas! Sexy R33 and R34! Thank you - will jack to it later when my friends go home. Or maybe now while they watch 30 Days of Night for the thousandth time.

Who's the nutcase scared of girls?

Fucking.

Huge.

R27, you came out of a VAGINA

A big hairy VAGINA

Maybe some lesbians have read this thread, and appreciate a little naked lady action in the sea of foreskins and presented holes.

This pic tells a lil story.

R40: Then they can start their own Thread, and title it such. Simple.

R39: What's that got to do with this thread and what I already explained. NOTHING. FUCK OFF. BLOCKED.

Chilling and hard.

Hard dick poking out of sand.

With a little help.

Hot older guy.

R45 that made me snort laugh!

Big.

Could have done without the tits and vag ,OP. You get an FF from me.

R48: It's funny yeah, and oh so hot.

R50: There was zero need for OP to post tits and vagina. FF him. I gave him a FF.

Big balls and cum from older guy.

Thick dong.

R54 not a real pic, sorry dude

Presenting hole and wanking.

R55: It looks real to me. If it isn't, sorry. I didn't know.

Nice.

Show me.

Hot.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

[quote] Maybe some lesbians have read this thread,

Yeah, somehow I doubt Boners on the Beach is high on lesbian DLers' threadwatch.

Dude Fun.

GIF.

[quote]you came out of a VAGINA. A big hairy VAGINA

Not if you're a Platinum Star Gay.

[quote]Jeff Palmer was banned from a nudist beach for going up to all of the men and trying to suck them off. Don't know if this was pre or post HIV.

Thanks for the warning.

I agree with R52. Datalounge is a tits-and-pussy-FREE safe space!

Sexy.

Standing tall.

R68 hairless cock and sac broiling in the sun remind me of a turkey neck and giblets.

R70: Okay. I'm posting a variety alright. It's actually been hard finding hot beach dick pictures.

Tongue.

Hot cum shooting.

Beach cruising.

Getting hot head at beach.

Cum.

Stop staring at the naked women r13 and you'll feel much better. Our lesbian sisters who come here sure are looking at those disgusting bodies!!

I'd rather see tits and vag than Wilfred Brimley at r53

R77, R78: You are ruining the thread, fuck off to bisexual lounge! Blocked!

Wish this guy would make a comeback, pun intended

It's alive!

Whew.

Now that r79 has blocked us r78, do you this he has mommy issues like saw her naked as a child or something? So many damaged people here. Or just the sort of pearls skittering across the linoleum floor dramatic moment we have come to so dearly love on DL.

R70-LOL

R60 beautiful dicks. Right thickness, natural, sexy curve on the one.

I love summer!

The obvious question: what beach was this picture taken at?

It's so funny how gay nudists screech about how being naked in public isn't sexual and then post photos of themselves jerking their hard cocks or sucking some random guy off at the nude beach.

R86 - a crowd of flabby northern Europeans ogling a young handsome Mediterranean - must be Grande Canarie

I have never seen an uncircumsized penis before. Disgusting looking.

R89: Blocked. That's what a real man looks like.

Thank you for dropping by, your Majesty.

R87 is a tranny. Blocked.

[quote]gay men come here to get away from naked women

That's what you get or joining Curves R13.

I dont like nude beach photos. I love regular beach photos with raging boners

R86-Something about that photo is sexy.

R93: Blocked.

R89 Wow! Seriously never saw an U/C cock? Are you in Saudi Arabia? Israel?

As an American (of a recent immigrant Euro family) I can tell you that you have unfortunately normalized pitting and keratinization, crush scars from the clamp, tear scars from the membrane separation, severe discoloration, skin bridges, and ill advised poorly performed frenulum removal/excavation. My great uncle is an Italian physician and is appalled and saddened at your penises. If circumcision must be performed, American physicians must do better even if uninformed Americans don't know better or see the difference. Better to just stop your vulgar and obscene human rights violation.

Who is the blocking troll on this thread? Block her for blocking abuse!!!

I'm not repulsed by the naked female body. Does this make me bisexual? I think we as adults should have outgrown all of the "ew, yuck" reactions.

R97 here. Sorry if I body shamed cut guys. You didn't do it to yourselves nor deserve it or consent to it so I apologize. Got pissed at the "stank sleeve" and "disgusting" comments from the dumb circumfetishists.

But did you lie though, r100?

Check out this hot boner on the beach. I like his boldness -- he doesn't give a fuck. Nice tits and pussy on his woman too.

R99: Why are so many of you dumb!!?!?! I swear this world needs to put dumb people on another planet. I wish all the B, T, Q's could also be sent to another planet, because it's outrageous that gay people can't come to a single fucking website that's suppose to be for gay people, and not have you lot ask retarded questions with obvious answers which you've been told since forever. This isn't about being repulsed. It's about not wanting naked women on a gay website. The lesbians can create their own Thread if they want to with that, because they have the right to be here too. But if the fucking OP wanted to post nude men with erections on beaches, he can easily do that without posting naked women in the photos. So he's probably another bisexual who deserves to fuck off. It's not difficult. And no, it doesn't make you bisexual R99, but it makes you fucking stupid for missing the point made a billion times about not being interested in seeing naked women on a gay website with more gay men on it than there are lesbians here. And I don't know how small your brain is to not understand that and to stop asking the same questions which have been answered several times. So because of your laziness and stupidness, I'm blocking you along with the countless other sociopathic bisexuals and trans retards I've blocked here. The fact you are on here, shows just how severe everything is. Because there is something significantly wrong with all of you, and as time goes on, B, T, Q's and the gay people who love them; will be mocked heavily. Because you deserve it times a billion. BLOCKED!

R103, all this because you saw some tits.

He's a bit obsessive about it, but he's right. The guy in OP's photo can show all the boner the internet can carry. The woman needs to cover that stuff up with a caftan. Right now.

When i was a teen we used to go to the beach all day. when I got a boner I would run into the cold water or dig a space for it in the sand and lie on my stomach. I guess everyone did this.

r89 - There are 120 million+ circumcised males in America who need validation for what happened to their penises as well as what they chose to do to their sons' genitalia only hours after a traumatic, death defying exit through their mother's birth canal. Like climate change deniers, the circumcisers seek validation for preconceived notions..

R89. This is for you and your little ignorant. isolated mind.

A beautiful man with a beautiful, all-natural, intact penis (as a penis should be):

Thank you R108! Men are suppose to have their beautiful foreskins. R89 believes male mutilation is beautiful, so he is probably pro-trans too, which is why he is on my blocked list!!

R102 he certainly has a big cock. In Cap d'Agde this sort of open horniness is frowned upon at the nude beaches. Take it to the dunes or your hotel. The gays have places they can fuck outside but its not right on the beach for chrissakes.

R108 That penis looks like it is a breeding ground for disease, very uncool

R111: Blocked! Only thing uncool, is your retardation.

What a tightassed american prisspot thing to day R111. That young man is gorgeous as is his dick. He radiates health and youth.

113: Because that young man radiates gorgeousness, health, and youth, and encapsulates healthy masculinity and honour to the male form; it triggers the backward mind of R112 who holds mutilation as a standard of beauty.

r102, she's so thrilled by his dick that she's filing her nails the whole time.

Uncut cocks are disease holding vessels

PLEASE EVERYONE get back to boners on the beach (Fuck this cut/uncut pontificating).

The pro circ crowd has an agenda to keep the procedure going. I wonder why. Or do we all know wink wink what it is eh?

Umm, I've just started reading this thread, and some of the photos posted -- for example, the ones at R1 and R11 -- show flaccid penises, not "boners." I guess some people don't know what that word means...

If you block someone, but don’t shriek “BLOCKED,” does the person really get blocked?

lol r121

oohj;lk

Impressive and does not appear to be a young man

What about the pictures? I'm going to Pornhub.

These guys walking around with hardons are desperate for attention and no doubt tedious to be around.

R123 impressive indeed. I'm crazy about upward curving cocks too.

Love that R23

I gather you have to pay to block threads, now.

Boner on the beach: cool

Pussy on the beach: uncool

Watching R102 was very uncomfortable! lol

I have had sex on the beach, but not as obviously as this couple. That's kind of insane.

This is a gay website? Oh, my--I thought it was an LGBTQIEIEIO site. My cousin, comes here because she's an ally of the FTMTF polyamorous community. I guess she's not welcome here.

No one is really welcome here. It's like the jungle. You survive or you don't. Or you get the hell out.

Have any of the Tri-State area gays gone to Gunnison Beach? What is that like? Is it all heteros or is there a good mix?

[quote]This is a gay website?

This is a thread for gay men. Lesbians and bisexual men can start their own threads. We're allergic to boobs and vaj.

Woof! R131 & R132.

Not too much, not too little. Perfect.

Yes, he has just the right amount of muscle and I find him really sexy. As you can see from the label, it's porn actor Brock Cooper, not a regular guy.

R131 oh that is nice

Wouldn't sand make fucking on the beach really uncomfortable?

If a grain of sand goes up your boihole you might make a pearl. Who doesn't love pearls?

Thank you, R141. If I saw him at a nude beach, I wouldn't be able to stop staring at him.