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Wiping after defecate

After you shit, do you wipe by folding the toilet paper into squares or do you just wad it up?

Why do you fold or wad? Which do you think gets you cleanest?

Finally, do you wipe front to back or back to front?

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by Not the scat tollreply 5102/22/2021

I don’t wipe. I just scoot around the floor like a puppy.

by Not the scat tollreply 107/03/2019

squares ,back to front. Wads have gaps

by Not the scat tollreply 207/03/2019

Yeah. No reason one might want to block this thread.

by Not the scat tollreply 307/03/2019

Wipe?

by Not the scat tollreply 407/03/2019

Thank you R2. That would explain a lot

by Not the scat tollreply 507/03/2019

This is a stealth scat thread.

by Not the scat tollreply 607/03/2019

R6 NO ITS NOT!

by Not the scat tollreply 707/03/2019

Serious question. How do blind people know when they've wiped enough?

by Not the scat tollreply 807/03/2019

I was taught to wipe going back. Don't want anything to get into my pussy.

by Not the scat tollreply 907/03/2019

I wad the TP up and wipe - but if I wipe too hard, little bits of TP get stuck in my butt hairs.

by Not the scat tollreply 1007/03/2019

This is question that adult humans ask? Seriously?

Were you raised by goats in a barn?

by Not the scat tollreply 1107/03/2019

R11 you are so boring. Do you not have the guts to just answer the question? And quit following me.

by Not the scat tollreply 1207/03/2019

I wipe side to side.

by Not the scat tollreply 1307/03/2019

R12 get over yourself, you self-important hag. I wouldn't follow you if you smelled like Wentworth Miller.

by Not the scat tollreply 1407/03/2019

R14 congratulations! I’ve never ignored anyone before. You’re my first!! Just think, you took my ignore virginity!!

by Not the scat tollreply 1507/03/2019

R15 - Then I win! Kisses!

P.S. Consider bidets and showering if you ever make it out of the housing project.

by Not the scat tollreply 1607/03/2019

This is a lowkey scat fetish thread. No one else respond.

by Not the scat tollreply 1707/03/2019

R17 it is not! I want to have the best anal hygiene possible. Where else can I turn for help? So shut up.

by Not the scat tollreply 1807/03/2019

Folding TP seems really anal to me (pun kinda intended)

by Not the scat tollreply 1907/03/2019

Jesus you're a dolt R18.

by Not the scat tollreply 2007/03/2019

I’m always afraid when I fold that the fecal matter will go through the tissue and onto my fingers. You have to do a lot of folding to make it thick enough. But when I wad it i don’t have that issue. I’m so confused. Am I doing something wrong? I use good toilet paper. Please help me.

by Not the scat tollreply 2107/03/2019

OP Hi Erna!

by Not the scat tollreply 2207/03/2019

Thanks for the tips fellas.

by Not the scat tollreply 2307/03/2019

R23 we haven’t gotten any tips yet!! I hate you.

by Not the scat tollreply 2407/03/2019

Back to front, baby!

by Not the scat tollreply 2507/03/2019

Mercy!

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by Not the scat tollreply 2607/03/2019

Fold, and then wipe back to front...while standing up.

by Not the scat tollreply 2707/03/2019

How does Aaron Schock wipe?

by Not the scat tollreply 2807/03/2019

Women wad, men fold.

by Not the scat tollreply 2907/03/2019

Hey Shartina, give us a reprieve from the faux innocent scat threads for a week or so.

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by Not the scat tollreply 3007/03/2019

Wad. More surface area.

by Not the scat tollreply 3107/03/2019

I use a bidet. No folded or wadded paper.

by Not the scat tollreply 3207/03/2019

I use a bidet with built-in soap dispenser then rinse vigorously, followed by warm air dryer. Then wipe with folded toilet paper.

by Not the scat tollreply 3307/03/2019

R33 each time?

by Not the scat tollreply 3407/03/2019

Wipe with TP, then wash with a cloth and soap.

Yes, every time.

by Not the scat tollreply 3507/03/2019

R35 thank you. Butt what about when you are not at home?

by Not the scat tollreply 3607/03/2019

i use prep h wipes I wipe front to back. Sister Angela always said Front to Back is clean crack Back to Front is durty cunt

by Not the scat tollreply 3707/03/2019

Everyone knows that you do neither. I haven't had intimate contact with my own arse ever! That's the business of the Groom of the Stool!

by Not the scat tollreply 3807/03/2019

I start from the outer cheeks and then move in concentric circles towards the hole. It makes a terrible mess but that's how I was taught.

by Not the scat tollreply 3907/03/2019

DLers who shave their buttholes: do you shave to make wiping easier and your hole cleaner?

by Not the scat tollreply 4007/07/2019

OP is an extra-terrestrial.

by Not the scat tollreply 4107/07/2019

I square it, wipe once, fold in half, wipe again

by Not the scat tollreply 4207/07/2019

I used to use my right hand to wipe, teaching behind from my right side.

Once when I hurt my back, I started wiping teaching between my legs. Now I just do that

by Not the scat tollreply 4307/07/2019

I just installed a plug so that I can buy a bidet

by Not the scat tollreply 4407/07/2019

R40, yes, way cleaner

by Not the scat tollreply 4507/07/2019

If, wipe after wipe, the tissue still isn’t clean, I add water to tissue to help cleaning. Hard to do in a public toilet of course.

by Not the scat tollreply 4607/07/2019

I feel like I never wipe clean.. HELP!

by Not the scat tollreply 4707/07/2019

Editor, please red-tag and ban the impostor at R25 and delete this FILTHY thread!

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by Not the scat tollreply 4807/07/2019

I carry Dude Wipes in my wallet so I can make sure my hairy ass is wiped clean after I poop in a public toilet

by Not the scat tollreply 4907/07/2019

R49: I'll bet your hairy ass is HAWT!

by Not the scat tollreply 5007/07/2019

Sexy

by Not the scat tollreply 5102/22/2021
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