Wiping after defecate

I don’t wipe. I just scoot around the floor like a puppy.

squares ,back to front. Wads have gaps

Yeah. No reason one might want to block this thread.

Wipe?

Thank you R2. That would explain a lot

This is a stealth scat thread.

R6 NO ITS NOT!

Serious question. How do blind people know when they've wiped enough?

I was taught to wipe going back. Don't want anything to get into my pussy.

I wad the TP up and wipe - but if I wipe too hard, little bits of TP get stuck in my butt hairs.

This is question that adult humans ask? Seriously?

Were you raised by goats in a barn?

R11 you are so boring. Do you not have the guts to just answer the question? And quit following me.

I wipe side to side.

R12 get over yourself, you self-important hag. I wouldn't follow you if you smelled like Wentworth Miller.

R14 congratulations! I’ve never ignored anyone before. You’re my first!! Just think, you took my ignore virginity!!

R15 - Then I win! Kisses!

P.S. Consider bidets and showering if you ever make it out of the housing project.

This is a lowkey scat fetish thread. No one else respond.

R17 it is not! I want to have the best anal hygiene possible. Where else can I turn for help? So shut up.

Folding TP seems really anal to me (pun kinda intended)

Jesus you're a dolt R18.

I’m always afraid when I fold that the fecal matter will go through the tissue and onto my fingers. You have to do a lot of folding to make it thick enough. But when I wad it i don’t have that issue. I’m so confused. Am I doing something wrong? I use good toilet paper. Please help me.

OP Hi Erna!

Thanks for the tips fellas.

R23 we haven’t gotten any tips yet!! I hate you.

Back to front, baby!

Mercy!

Fold, and then wipe back to front...while standing up.

How does Aaron Schock wipe?

Women wad, men fold.

Hey Shartina, give us a reprieve from the faux innocent scat threads for a week or so.

Wad. More surface area.

I use a bidet. No folded or wadded paper.

I use a bidet with built-in soap dispenser then rinse vigorously, followed by warm air dryer. Then wipe with folded toilet paper.

R33 each time?

Wipe with TP, then wash with a cloth and soap.

Yes, every time.

R35 thank you. Butt what about when you are not at home?

i use prep h wipes I wipe front to back. Sister Angela always said Front to Back is clean crack Back to Front is durty cunt

Everyone knows that you do neither. I haven't had intimate contact with my own arse ever! That's the business of the Groom of the Stool!

I start from the outer cheeks and then move in concentric circles towards the hole. It makes a terrible mess but that's how I was taught.

DLers who shave their buttholes: do you shave to make wiping easier and your hole cleaner?

OP is an extra-terrestrial.

I square it, wipe once, fold in half, wipe again

I used to use my right hand to wipe, teaching behind from my right side.

Once when I hurt my back, I started wiping teaching between my legs. Now I just do that

I just installed a plug so that I can buy a bidet

R40, yes, way cleaner

If, wipe after wipe, the tissue still isn’t clean, I add water to tissue to help cleaning. Hard to do in a public toilet of course.

I feel like I never wipe clean.. HELP!

Editor, please red-tag and ban the impostor at R25 and delete this FILTHY thread!

I carry Dude Wipes in my wallet so I can make sure my hairy ass is wiped clean after I poop in a public toilet

R49: I'll bet your hairy ass is HAWT!

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