What would you do with this Portuguese stud?

1) I'd give him a shirt

2) And a bag for his head

3) And for me, I'd wash my eyes out with bleach

I would send him for tattoo removal, shave his face and see what was left.

He needs to lose the glasses.

Absolutely nothing.

Another vote for tattoo removal.

Menos que nada.

I'd give him the back of my hand.

Does he have bicep implants? Are there such things?

Otherwise if he just shortened his beard and got better glasses he'd be very hot. Even he is now I certainly wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers,.

The face of the Virgin Mary seems to be manifesting itself on his bicep at r3.

It must be a Portuguese rentboy miracle!

I'd make him shave off that horrible beard, and then we'd see....

Call ICE.

Send him home.

I'd ask to see what his 'before' pic looked like.

This one really doesn't do it for me so the answer is: nothing. I wouldn't notice him passing by him on the sidewalk and I'd keep swiping if I saw him in a dating or hookup app.

I would ask him if you had any good looking friends.

He's the least Portuguese-looking Portuguese guy I've ever seen.

Shave and a good wash with a flannel.

I detect a man-bun in the mirror at R21.

Even less attractive now with a man bun.

new pic!

new pics! He's a nurse so he's not dumb

that flex

eeeewwwww

Get him circumcised.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Hire him to confiscate OP's internet devices

Hideous tattoos. NO.

new full body pic!

Give him a few bucks and tell him to clean my house.

R26 I know some dumb nurses.

I'd ignore this guy, he's ugly.

Loooks like a big ol' Lisbion.

Give him a bath, he looks dirty.

new pic!

Meh.

Tanning salon and no-carb regimen, stat.

And bag over head, yes.

Portuguese men tend to be short, muscular and dark.

He’s from Portugal—I’d put a cork in it.

He's 5'10 and 205 lbs

Nominate for a makeover. He needs to do something with his hair. He should wear contacts. For chrissakes! Don't get anymore tattoos. And spend less time working his upper body at the gym and more time working his lower body. Methinks he skips Leg Day!!

I'd say "Yo, Kid--what happened to Play?"

muscle stimulator machine!

Does he have Onlyfans?

I'd get him an appointment to have that nasty astigmatism fixed. Other than that, not with a 10 ft pole.....Uh-uh. No thanks.

R40, they tend to be stalky, beefy and not nesc. dark.

showing ass!

Is he gay?

R50 yes he's on a few gay meeting/dating/chat sites

Hot.

Great tattoos.

Nothing there for me. Don't mind glasses but don't like his. The tats are too much. The beard is awful and the hair is worse. BUT I bet he has a great personality and would be a wonderful date.

butterface

his muscles will defeat Coronavirus!

I would just want to watch him flex a while, and I'd applaud and wink and be flirty while he did :)

I'd tell him to seek psychiatric help ASAP. He looks deranged and unstable.

Would cut his foreskin off. Ewww

He's trying way too hard.