California woman killed by three sharks

What was playing on her ipod?

Fish on fish crime.

So fucked up. Marine biologists seem puzzles more so because three tiger sharks attached at once. She was probably bit and it doesn't take much blood to trigger their feeding instinct. Scary sensitive to blood in ppm. I hope it was quick and I'm going to assume it was. : /

How sad that it was in front of her family. What an awful way to go.

It took three of them? Fucking tiger sharks.

Slackers.

here dad is hot

R1

Stinky pussy attracted those sharks. They thought it was chum from the fishermen.

How gruesome.

Der Weisse Hai, R1.

r1 ...

"I fall to pieces" by Patsy Cline R1.

This thread would have generated a lot more interest if the shark had killed a hot surfer dude.

R1 This one has the appropriate island feeling =

I don’t want to know if she was on her period. The smell of tiny amounts of blood in the water might trigger a feeding frenzy among sharks. Apparently, humans are not typical prey for tiger sharks, so this was an unusual occurrence to say the least.

Where are pics of the hot dad?

This is a tragic end to a young life. I don't get the snark.

R15, "The tiger shark is second only to the great white in recorded fatal attacks on humans."

It's Datalounge, Jake.

I wonder if she had any hot shirtless brothers on vacation with her? I’ll take a pic of her daddy if no brothers are available. And I’d like to let them know I would be happy to “comfort” them. Bereavement sex is bae ❤️

R17 - I don’t understand why it’s so “tragic.” It’s not the sharks killed a hot dude with a ripped body and a big dick. 🤔

It was personal.

One for you eldergays.

What a horrible way to die for that poor girl—getting eaten by wild animals. :(

Snorkelers look like seals apparently but the fact they zeroed in on her and ignored other snorkelers makes me think she was on her period or had some open wound. Was she isolated from the group?

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Damn R2, I really don't want to WW on principle. But saying that, well done.

Shot R26, that's horrible. Am I awful for thinking the stepfather was probably banging the stepdaughter? Retrieving a fishing rod? Plus, the whole "forgive me for everything" part is weird. Still dreadful though.

Shit not shot l.

[quote] I don’t want to know if she was on her period.

Jill should have asked.

Datalounge priorities at R6.

This is why I don't go in the ocean or lakes, etc. A Pool yes. Bodies of water...fuck that.

Metal cover.

He's quite talented.

I thought the same thing R28 - they were banging.

[quote] I don’t want to know if she was on her period. The smell of tiny amounts of blood in the water might trigger a feeding frenzy among sharks.

When you're on your period and you go into water, the water pressure differential keeps the blood from seeping out.

The first cut is the deepest by Cat Stevens

If you don’t want to be attacked by sharks, don’t swim in the ocean. It’s pretty simple.

For R32

This is why I only swim next to killer whales - a shark’s natural enemy.

If the sharks don’t get you, maybe an alligator, or an amoeba might kill you.

[quote]This is why I only swim next to killer whales - a shark’s natural enemy.

Is it really that, or do you just look like a killer whale while you’re swimming so they leave you alone?

I’m sorry but I had to snort in derision at the girl getting eaten by the bear. An “hour long running commentary”? Speaks wonders of people’s addiction to social media and cell phones.

And I hate the term “mum”.

I'll try not to irritate you so much next time, r42.

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And of course there's a GoFundme.

Why was she in the shark's ocean? I would think she would go to a part where they weren't.

Can’t we just kill them all?

Overkill.

You’re right, r48. No, this was personal. Who in her life would want to see this wonderful woman, with a smile that would light up a room, dead?

Where’s the DNA? That pesky DNA.