Is sex with UPS guys a thing?

Only if you have sex with the Federal Express guy too.

Then you'd be completely Fed-Up!

Their schedules are tight and closely monitored for efficiency. You can certainly meet a UPS driver and start fucking one in your private life, but the lock eyes in the door start fucking while they are on the clock is a thing of porn.

No, OP. Definitely not a thing. All UPS drivers are either celibate or completely asexual. It’s spelled out in the employee manual. No one has sex with UPS drivers, ever. Completely unheard of.

R3, but the three guys say they have sex with THEIR UPS guys. And yes, the sex started after hours, not during a delivery

They’re lying, R4, obviously. Most UPS drivers don’t even have genitalia. They’re like Ken dolls down there.

No, definitely not a thing. It’s impossible.

Does it count if the UPS guy is your neighbor? I've been having a casual, NSA relationship with my neighbor for a couple of years. We joke about needing to hire a videographer, because he's a UPS guy and I'm a cop. He's the only person I've ever enjoyed uniform-play with.

No, it's not a thing unless you're boyfriend is a UPS guy. On the other hand, the guy from the gas and electric company is a different story. Oh yeah, I sure was suprised, but it happened to me.

I do know a guy who left his bf for a UPS guy.

I’ve had sex with the doorman a couple of buildings down.

I once had an absolutely gorgeous doorman--very friendly. Never thought of him in a sexual way, because he was the doorman.

Months later, I found out he was sleeping regularly with one of the apartment owners.

I’ve had sex with the delivery driver from Ralphs.

Blew a damned hot UPS guy a few years back. None since, but our USPS dude is mega hot. Just need the chance.

I sucked off the cable installer. Didn't happen on company time, he came by later.

In the 90s a friend was a UPS driver in the West Village. Was propositioned often. Could never let on that he was gay. A co-worker at Houston Street garage came out. Other drivers were not accepting.

R14 — R6 here. What you say is true. My UPS neighbor/fuck buddy is completely closeted at work, due to homophobic co-workers. I, on the other hand, am totally out as a cop, and I'm quite well-accepted by pretty much everyone in my department. Law enforcement isn't as "good ol' boy" antigay as it used to be. And while I understand that UPS is a great place to work if you're gay, there are apparently a good number of your fellow workers who don't like it that you suck cock or take it up the ass. Gotta love their uniforms, though.📦

You shouldn't have sex with a UPS guy. It's against the law in 41 states.