Armie Hammer’s wife now just gristle clinging to bone powder

Are bodies like hers enjoyable to fuck?

That's the way guys like their women. Statistics prove that most guys prefer skinny girls with cancer over fat girls.

Omg.

She is using a plastic straw! Doesn't she know that is verboten?

I love that just above her head it says Dry Aged Beef!

Skinny women hurt me in bed.

Omg.

The picture at R8 made me gasp. Not a fan of this woman but I feel sorry for her.

R5 LOL

Meanwhile, I wanna bury my face in Armie's neck in OP's picture. The area between the neck, jawline, and ear really turns me on for some reason.

She looks like she poops pellets.

Is it anorexia? Did she only pretend to drink the malts?

That photo at R7 is scary.

OMG

I don’t get the concern, I don’t think she looks overly skinny. I think people are just more used to seeing fat women in society, so when an average sized one appears she looks “OMG SCARY SKINNY!” in comparison. Back in the 60’s-70’s no one would bat an eyelash at her size.

But her clothes hang on her so nicely.

This picture R8 is so crazy. She has no ass, and her knees and elbows bones are sticking out from her body.

I’m ok that Armie likes skinny bodies.

You can be skinny and still look healthy but that's not her case. She's not skinny at this point, she's anorexic. And it's pretty obvious, too.

To me she seems a little chunky

[quote]I think people are just more used to seeing fat women in society, so when an average sized one appears she looks “OMG SCARY SKINNY!” in comparison.

You may be on to something. I was watching a Golden Girls clip on YouTube where Rose's fat daughter comes to visit. Many of the commenters said things like, "She's not even fat; I've seen fatter people" or "She's just curvy." I was, like, really? Has our society become too obese that someone who is fat is considered normal?

More often than not lately, I’m seeing people who are within the lower range of their healthy BMI labeled anorexic. It’s absolutely mind boggling that people have such a distorted eye as to what is unhealthy skinny. This woman looks very slim, but not OMG she’s gonna die skinny.

Again. Tim is very skinny but he still looks healthy. She doesn't. The woman is nearing 40 and she's had 2 kids, her figure is not normal.

Not to even mention that there's photographic evidence she's not naturally that skinny.

Look at her wrists. That’s not normal.

You can be slender without looking grotesque, like this photo of ordinary women in the 1940s.

Not to mention that I’d be highly suspicious of anyone who claims to eat the kind of junk she’s constantly posting (malts! queso! chips! cake! BBQ!) and also claims she never works out. No one’s metabolism is that good at her age.

R25 Audrey Hepburn was just as skinny in her old age.

She looks just fine, same body type as fashion models and female basketball players. Body shaming is tacky and childish. And before you start snipping that "its DL, get over it!", remember you're probably dripping custard on your muffin top.

That’s news to us, R27.

When your thigh is about the same size of your calf, that's get pretty damn tiny. Also, It's not body shaming to say someone looks unnaturally skinny. I hope she has some supportive family members that will try and help her.

There is a server at a local bar I go to that is naturally pretty thin. She's had kids and is about Elizabeth's age. The server looks healthy whereas Elizabeth is bordering on skeletal.

My gut reaction is wow. But I was a skinny kid. Still thin. Her age. Even I've filled out a bit. I know males are different, but there is something off.

OMFG

The problem is that her husband is too attractive and it's making her insane realizing how much temptation there is and how many men and women are throwing themselves at him. She would be wiser to accept a European style situation where he occasionally cheats but comes home to her.

[quote]She would be wiser to accept a European style situation where he occasionally cheats but comes home to her.

I’ve always just assumed that’s what they have.

I'll never be too rich, but I'll aways be too thin.

Liz Chambers = Borderline anorexic cunt.

R26 She was severely malnourished in her youth to the point where it permanently effected her metabolism. I've heard stories of her and her family eating tulip bulbs because food was so scarce for them.

What's up with the melodramatic queen posting pics captioned with "OMG, OMFG," etc.? It's a bony, aging, diet pill-popping, shallow, Hollywood society wife. Not like it's something we haven't seen before.

Another walking toothpick is Robin McGraw, wife of Dr. Phil. I passed his show a few weeks ago right at the time when Phil grabs the wife out of the audience and they leave the stage. Robin was wearing some fitted jeans and my jaw dropped - she is a goddamn skeleton. Phil needs to take some time off to handle his wife's obvious eating disorder.

Oh, please ....... 🕵️ This is DL.

Fat or skinny, we're all about body shaming.

When did the PRO ANNA loons join DL. For crissakes that is not normal "thinness" and BMI.

R39 I realize you mean “pro-ana,” but my first thought was “pro-Anna,” as in the equally skeletal Wintour. Ha.

She seems to be a normal thin, not anorexic. But I suppose from an American perspective she appears to be near death.

Oh please, R41. Normal thin where? No where! Keep trolling, dear.

^chunky much?

The photo in front of the bus tells it all. The rest of the pics are up for debate. However, the bus pic shows a lot of kneecaps protruding, not typical of a naturally thin person.

Charlize Theron is naturally thin. This woman is unwell.

James Corden should donate some of his fat to Elizabeth.

How much more do you want me to eat OP? 🙄

R32 is right. I feel badly for her. she's trying to control things. She can't. Nobody can.

OMG.

Geez, R50. She’s still on a boat?

R51 they need her to steer it

Ass bones

Do none of these women eat?

Who goes all the way to Lipari to drink Corona? TRASH

She's got nothing on Anna Faris

She's always photographed eating, but with those legs, I can't believe that she doesn't purge or use laxatives.

This picture is particularly telling.

She's sick. I should have empathy for her but she's SUCK AN ANNOYING FAME WHORE and she seems like such a CUNT to push her sickness as if its glamorous, happy, healthy, insouciance

SUCH A

SUCH AS

Isn’t Kaia Gerber just as thin? I realize she is a teenager, but I don’t think she was always that skinny. I think her mom is a monster for letting her pursue a modeling career when she looks like that.

Yes, R62. And no one in their right mind would argue that this looks healthy.

That is frightening, R63

Jesus, those legs. She'll be on life support soon.

Nobody should book that. To do so is poor taste and immoral.

I hate those stupid headbands.

The little girl totally looks like a 1930s ghost child in that shot.

Anyone who gets in the elevator with the little girl is going to think they’re part of this prank

Armie looks good.

You're nuts, r15. And I lived through those decades.

Shut. This. Thread. Down.

Muriel, you have the power of permanently banning me, but I don't care anymore. All I'm asking is that you just shut these cunts off once and for all. I will thank you with an epitaph on my gravestone.

Holy shit, R68, you’re right.

She looks thin, not anorexic. I bet she restricts her calories to 500 or so a day. That's what Nicole Ritche does and she's a bit skinner than EC.

There’s nothing normal or healthy about restricting yourself to 500 calories a day.

^^^ pearl clutcher

I’m not allowed at Disney World anymore, people kept trying to take me back to the Tower of Terror.

Love me, love my stems!

Why do Asians and white women think being this skinny is how you keep a man? She looks like she gives lazy blowjobs. Good blowjobs require a good diet!

Here’s what I want to know: Who is this personal paparazzo following her around?

It's got to be the nanny or a personal assistant, R80.

I wonder if it is worth it. She must be monstrously hungry all the time. Maybe cranky too.

Elizabeth Chambers Hammer has a friend Leandra Cohen who she went yachting with last year end the year before who is anorexic looking even worse than Liz. But what they have in common is no muscle tone and boneyness which is artificial and unhealthy. Following Dune you notice wives like Kathryn Brolin who look amazing, beautiful and healthy. Then you look at Liz and she’s clearly got an eating disorder. Not as far gone as her friend but birds of a feather and all. She also was obviously out of her depth completely with the personal trainer. Having no stamina or strength of any kind. Clearly she doesn’t work out but starves herself. Then I think back at Armie who was on that weird diet where he ate prepackaged foods, think about how much they eat and drink heavily, they are burning calories artificially for sure. Problem is, she’s far gone, she doesn’t even realize she’s doing it which must mean she has an anorexic mentality.

Armie must encourage the eating issues though since he’s always complimenting her looks. What does that say about how he feels about her?

They have complementary personality disorders.

I though he doesn't have access to Hammer money. But they aren't living like this on his shitty film career.

R86 Did you really believe him?

They were living for a very long time on family property in Holmby Hills, although Armie was telling interviewers that he had bought his house with his own money. Last year they had to relocate to a much less glamorous house in Hancock Park, so presumably they were kicked out and Hancock was the best they could afford.

He’s lying about not having Hammer money for sure.

What's ironic is that he probably would've been fine without their money if he was on his own but he has his wife's lifestyle to support.

I'm guessing it's his money that keeps her bakeries afloat.

Yeah, didn't she once like a meme on ig basically saying that a poor man doesn't deserve her? Or am I imagining things?

She still has her fraukeries?

R93 Not only that, rumor has it she’s opening a third location in Denver.

People voluntarily buy food from a fame whore anorexic cunt.

I’d rather her die than “get her some help” as OP asked. She seems like a snotty elitist bitch. Eat shit, cunt.

Basic Southern gal who married well, started a vanity business, needs to stay ahead of the Joneses, lives through her children and is terrified of aging.

The old saying is the bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushing. It’s the same reason we like guys with bubble butts.

She is not skinny she is the victim of an eating disorder. It is sad

By the way, OP, that Is the best thread headline I’ve seen here, or anywhere, in years.

I took the line from the episode of Ab Fab episode where Patsy is diagnosed with ostheoporosis.

Most apt, OP.

[quote]The old saying is the bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushing.

For R98.

Armie peaked rather young. There's always the chance he could have a second wind in his late 40's. He's got the height and squareness, some age might make him sexy again. At the moment he's a snore.

Their divorce is going to be wonderful to watch.

Liz should try to get a reality show out of it - Breaking Up With Hammer.

Broken to pieces by Hammer

^^^^ GENIUS

R106 - that’s actually a really good show name

R103 nah he was not a sexy twink. He's always looked middle aged and looks better now he's actually over 30. He's an average looking bloke though so it's downhill from here. People like Chris Evans, Hemsworth have a special twinkle in their eyes and the incredible fit bodies help. Hammer is too rich and privileged to truly work hard on his mind or body so he'll always be just bland.

Sick woman

Unsurprisingly, Armie is just as sick as her. He posted a video tagged #footfetishonfleek featuring his 2 year old son stuffing Armie's feet in his mouth. What a magnificient way to a) shame your young kid with embarassing footage that's going to be on the internet forever and b) attract all kind of sickos. These two should get the parents of the year award.

He's such an idiot sometimes. Swear it's like his brain just turns off.

Though on second note that hashtag kinda makes me think it was Liz who posted it.

Who even says "on fleek" anymore

R114 Well, apparently she does.

her comment to perez hilton, throwing armie under the bus as usual (even though he is an idiot lbr). such a mess.

R106 Hammered to Pieces sounds better

Lizard took the video and shared it on a private account but Armie reposted it on his account, per her reply to Perez Hilton

She's fucking stupid. A Hollywood wife tutting her husband to Perez? Spare us.

R116 Armie posted it and took it down, those are facts. He obviously took it down because it was stupid to post it in the first place, which is exactly what she said in her reply. Not sure how that can be interpreted as her throwing him under the bus? People were accusing them of being abusive parents so she explained what actually happened.

They're both idiots, and yeah maybe he posted it but she's the one broadcasting their children 24/7 in the first place, sleeping, vomiting, you name it. And she recorded it and laughed, clearly didn't even think there's anything wrong with it. Now that there's backlash she's desperately covering her own ass saying shit like "I'm not responsible for his decisions " and referring to him as A (guess he's not 'husband' anymore when he does something stupid).

What is she even covering her ass for tho? Like no one even knows who she is or gives a shit about her. Once he divorces her, she'll be non existent.

Now that there's backlash she's desperately covering her own ass saying shit like "I'm not responsible for his decisions "

That's Liz for you. Always looking out for herself. Nothing new there. She doesn't give a shit if Armie takes the backlash for it as long as people don't think she's responsible.

Uh oh, we got "Charmies" in the thread.

She has a book deal R122

Nah, she's too stupid for that. She just loves attention.

R126 They both do. That's what happens when you get a little taste of fame.

Posted in another thread

Hopefully if this actually doesn't end his career it'll be a lesson. No one needs their shit show or cares for it, stop posting your kids on social media ffs. And put an end to your misery and divorce this dumbass who makes a laughing stock out of you, Armie. Your father was smart enough to do it, your turn.

r128 well his wife sure isn't going through hell right now judging by her hodgepodge of 'happy' backposts. She's mentally ill and he needs to get rid of her before she's completely finished with the little that's left of his image.

R129 she hilariously threw him under the bus for it too. That would have been for the benefit of her family and friends. She knows if a divorce happens she still wants to look good for them. People are calling him a pervert. Not just a few. I listened to a podcast saying he was showing pedo tendencies.

Notice besides the damage control post with them having lunch, the kids aren't in any of her latest stories. Can you imagine what the grandparents have said? This is everywhere.

Unfortunately I think that the only thing to whip him into shape would be to be fired from Death on the Nile. He will continue to embarrass himself and put his films at risk if no one checks his behavior.

If the bitch wasn't recording every second of their lives the footage wouldn't even exist to tempt the moronic Armie to post. Her friend Naseebs doesn't show her kids faces. The absentee hooka mother who ditched them for a 2 week vacation on a yacht doesn't stop her husband doing dumb stuff with them. I mean the video is gross. She thought that should be shot.

R132 people on here have said he has a drink problem. I'm starting to think that might be true. If so the bitch is not his allie. Letting him drink himself silly and ruining his reputation. Think about his peers like Hemsworth who see this video. They already probably look down on him.

If Armie can't control himself then he shouldn't have any social media.

BUT his wife knows him by now and she should stop providing ammunition for him to embarrass himself. He's a man child, I bet he saw Liz laugh about it and assumed it was fine. She's a fucking mother, how the hell does she not know better.

R130 some fans might be turning a blind eye to it but industry people? Probably not.

He needs to delete his social media and stop appearing in hers. Period. Too late because I think his career's pretty much done after this. The good news is no one will care about him so he'll be able to separate from Liz easier.

R127 they can't cope with fame. This is why he keeps fucking up. LBH he would be unknown if it weren't for CMBYN and he still is relatively unknown. He thinks his kids, her, him are some special breed. Most people think he's a mediocre actor who's only distinction is his family money. That may offend some of you but it's the truth. So he won't be spared judgement or mocking when he does stupid shit. He'll just be called a pedo and people threatening to report him to CPS.

R135 If he can't control himself on social media (and he has proven that he obviously can't), then that's his problem. She's a mother to their children, not to him. It's not her job to control her husband. He's a fucking father, how the hell does he not know better?

R139 In an ideal world, maybe. But he is what he is. And if we all know it then his wife sure as hell does too. There's two choices here, she can either help him if she does care about him or wash her hands and scream "his fault!" if she doesn't.

"She's a mother to their children, not to him. It's not her job to control her husband."

Now that's funny.

Armies wife is so thin because she is battling breast cancer. They are trying to keep it quiet because of the kids, but I know a nurse at Cedars that told me about it.

[quote]she can either help him if she does care about him

looool are you serious rn? Next to her batshit craziness he seems normal. The fact is he's pretty normal and chill when she's not around, it's when she's there that his meltdowns commence.

Can we use this thread to discuss the toe sucking video so we can just discuss Mrs Hammer's anorexia on this thread?

R142 Again, he's a man child. Very immature with poor judgement and tendency for self-destruction. She's crazy too but in a completely different way.

She eats only lettuce. The ugly bitch thinks she’s a supermodel.

R141 I find that hard to believe, because somebody as thirsty as Liz would surely be relishing the role of victim. And the kids are what 5 and 2 years old? How the fuck are they going to hear about it? And when is she at home long enough to receive treatment? How does she explain the two week yacht bender, because she sure as fuck wasn't abstaining from drinking and drugging if her pics are anything to go by.

Not jumping down your throat mate, just having a hard time believing it. It really sounds like the sort of thing the toxic cunt would falsely leak just to deflect from toegate.

R146 Of course it's not true, someone's just trying to get her sympathy points. There's no way she's a cancer patient with all the nonsense travelling that she's doing.

Her team is merely waiting for the right time to announce the cancer diagnosis. The diagnosis works much more effectively when they have a new project to promote.

R148 "Her team" lol, what team?

Her team is Orangina and the nanny, LOL.

The minimum wage Bird Bakery employees?

Her team lmao, love it! This dumb bitch sits on her ass all day long making up narratives for sm that make no sense whatsoever. Like yesterday, the world was burning around her family and there she was 'lalala here's a pic of us happy at brunch lalala'. She's making him look like a fucking idiot.

you don't have to be a charmie to see she's a fucking cunt. R124

R128, do you know who is that person? i hope he takes the video down

Why should he take the video down, it's already been reposted on major news sites.

R153 Okay "Charmie"...

You don’t need to be a Charmie to see that 1) Liz is an extremely toxic and narcissistic person who dgaf about anyone except herself, and 2) that Timmy has shown more support and appreciation for Armie in 3 years than Liz has shown him in 10.

R157, i agree with you, but just put them on ignore

At this point anyone who still blames the Liz hate on the charmies is fucking delusional. She's mentally ill, a chronic liar, dgaf about him... she's toxic for him, as is his dead marriage.

Don't call her Liz people

Armie is a good dad "for sure"

She's not saying anything outrageous though...

I hate that Liz bitch 🤮

Me too, r163, aka Timmy.

R157 Armie knows this, too, and I’m convinced these bursts of erratic behavior we see from him is because he doesn’t know how to sort all this shit out. I also wouldn’t be surprised if Liz, being the viper that she is, is holding some serious shit over his head that makes everything even harder.

R160 Oh, I'm sorry.

LIZ LIZ LIZ LIZ LIZ LIZ LIZ LIZ LIZ LIZ LIZ LIZ LIZ LIZ LIZ LIZ.

LIZ.

R166 Yup, like I don’t think her putting that sweater on Ford was meant to be an innocent gesture at all. When she’s not promoting brands or partying with her D-list friends, all her posts have a spiteful agenda one way or another.

^^^ Meant for R165

R167 What do you think it was? Other than her drawing attention to herself in a ridiculous fashion?

liz the lizard

R161 She agreed with a fan but she never bothered to say it herself. It would have looked a lot better if she had defended his character in the first place but instead she just said that he shouldn't have posted it and that she wasn't the one who did. Yikes.

You’d think a wife’s first reaction to people calling her husband awful things would be to say something like, “he is a wonderful father and would never do anything to hurt his children.” But her initial response to all this was telling a fan “I’m not responsible for his decisions.” As if he’s just a random stranger to her and not her husband and the father of her children. Only later when people started going off on HER did she reluctantly manage to say that their children’s well being is their first priority or whatever. That tells you everything you need to know about her. She has zero feelings for him. He’s just a means to an end.

I'm so happy they are married to each other, they deserve each other.

R160 That cunt said what????

I hope she fucking gets ruined. she ADMITS she was the one who shared it first. her decision is was what led Armie to sharing that video.

I hope this finally puts a nail to her coffin.

No R173

He deserves better.

R174 Honestly what has she done to you for you to hate her this much? Lol. She admitted to sharing it in a private chat meant for friends and family. He's a scumfuck for doing it.

They hate each other's guts. Remember how he was feeding the shippers the other weekend when he knows how she hates them and charmie? As long as he continues with this cringe sham his misery is on him tho so what can you do.

I hope she does not have cancer. But it least it would make her current weight understandable.

R178 In a reply to people criticizing her weight in the bikini photo, she said something to the effect that she’s healthy and happy. Cancer seems a stretch.

There's naturally thin and then there's obviously ill. Being able to see the visible outlines of someone's shoulder sockets, knee ligaments and rib bones, as you can for both Kaia and Elizabeth, is indisputably the latter.

She doesn't have cancer lmao. Her one big lie of a life is probably the source of stress that's behind her anorexic body.

R143 pls report that thread , its disgusting

Report it for what?

I personally love toe sucking

Lol Liz just liked this post. Poor Liz. No one appreciates her the way she deserves to be appreciated.

I can summarize it all for you right now and then the 46+ threads on these people can disappear: (1) Hammer's wife is thin, possibly anorexic. In how many more words can we describe this? (2) They're both fame-hungry and have poor judgement. (3) They are probably okay parents to their kids. (4) Hammer is not having an affair with young Chalamet and 16-year old girls need to stop insisting that they are. (5) Hammer & wife may or may not get a divorce in the near future. Who the fuck knows?

You could not pay me enough to be Armie’s publicist.

R176 What has she done for you to defend her assless self so much?

Liz is on a roll today with the shade!

Is this finally the end of their weird ass marriage? What healthy relationship deals with things like that in the open?

This is very reminiscent of how she was liking comments that were mocking Armie during the Stan Lee debacle, like people who were calling him a brand of baking soda. She obviously thinks he’s an idiot and has no respect for him.

I doubt they were even together this weekend with her backposting and flapping her mouth on insta like an idiot while he's been silent as a grave.

They have been dissed by Texas Monthly.

Dead

Really hope Timmy is with him right now sucking his cock (or toes - whichever he prefers) and making him feel better.

Tbh I think part of Timmy's fascination with Armie is his bad boy/man child/mess/foot in mouth character. Timmy's always trying to please and not offend, so damn careful with what he says and does that he's verging on paranoid and here's Armie impulsive af acting and speaking before he thinks. Kind of like the head of the class choir boy attracted to the dumb quarterback. No matter how much he fucks up he can't quit him, like with the Stan Lee thing. Wasn't he calling him his lover to the media after Armie done screwed up a couple days earlier? Now compare that with how Liz's acting.

[quote]Who goes all the way to Lipari to drink Corona? TRASH

Corona is the Coca-Cola of beer. You see them throughout Southern Europe.

Yes, goody two shoes being attracted to bad boys is a tale as old as time. Opposites attracting and all that. To Timmy, Armie's messy ass behavior is probably hot and exciting. I think part of the reason Timmy was acting so OTT horny at the Governor's Awards was because Armie was still all over the news for his Stan Lee tweets and for someone as prim and proper as Timmy, it was probably really thrilling that his unofficial date was still receiving a lot of negative publicity and Timmy was probably quite proud and turned on by the messiness of it all. It's kind of twisted but hey, people like what they like and it's rarely rational.

^ Girls, leave the fanfiction for AO3...

Chalamet threads 53 and 54 are now both behind a paywall. Why the fuck isn't this one and the other recent Armie thread on subscription only as well? They are obviously garbage posts from the mouths of the enemy...the hetro frauen. WTF? I won't cough up the dough, Muriel!

She hilariously threw him under the bus for it too.

She really did. Next stop, divorce court? That'd be mine if I were Armie.

Considering she's never worked in her life since he married her and he's paying for every thing, doesn't even have her own friends, that she's looking like that and isn't bright either she should be happy he hasn't divorced her hag ass yet, not be this bitter about him. She'a acting like the typical scorned woman.

R203 That was a lot you just pulled out of your ass lol

lol naaaah, just you being delusional. The good thing is that if his career is over because of this so are her red carpets.

Sometimes you come here and it sounds like Armie is arguing with his wife. I swear one of them if not both post here or have a rep posting for them.

Liz has something going on here fs tho bc whenever you criticize her you get temporarily banned.

She's stubborn tho. She'll do exactly the opposite to what people want. Now she's back with her children including the boy who's become a meme all over her stories. In extra Victorian attire. She hates us all bc we laugh at her and she is always hungry. Poor woman. Armie having to get off on his kids toe sucking bc she's a dull lay.

Even if Armie has a modest dick, it would destroy her dry shrunken vagine.

People are saying some terrible things about the time sucking toddler Affair. It's not good.

Both have had spikes in sm following tho. Probably all the pedos waiting to see what the children of the corn do next.

^toe sucking

Armie's dick hasn't touched her dried up vag in ages lbr so she's setting up "dates nights" by her lonesome on insta and rubbing against naked men on the booze cruise husband paid for to get her off his back for 2 weeks. Sad but also funny.

I bet her bony vadje looks like a starving wildebeest.

The “date night” stuff was so weird because since when does Liz do anything with Armie without showing at least one proof of life limb, especially something she would love for everyone to see like a date night? When she can’t have the content she wants, she just creates her own.

I mean this is the same woman who posted a hand like Armie was having breakfast with her in LA when he was already in London. Then after she was caught she deleted and went silent for like 2 days which is unheard of for her. She should've at least checked where he was before making stuff up. That's what happens when you create your own fantasy life and live in it, you lose touch with reality and end up looking like a fool.

Another 🤦‍♀️ was when she pretended they were still in the Caymans and next Armie’s trainer posted a pic with husband in LA. She should’ve told him bitch, don’t go advertising you’re back so I can keep pretending! I think Armie does it on purpose to sabotage her lies. No wonder she hates him.

Who is this moron that keeps spamming an Armie thread with Richard Madden posts?

Who is this moron that keeps spamming an Armie thread with Richard Madden posts?

R216 What a legend

The woman in the hat is thinking “How this white bitch walking around without an IV?”

r218 Fuck everyone in the comments licking her -bony- ass

I can't get over the fact that people praise her let alone even like her.

Look at her fat shaming this downtown chick.

None of the Hollywood A-listers with side hustles follow her Insta: no Gwyneth, no Reese, no Nicole, none of them.

r222 They probably don't even know her

Why would they follow a bland cunt that has an iphone for a hand. R222

I wonder what their birthday celebrations will look like this year. Is it going to be as cringey as last year? Will Timmy be there? Will LRD? The possibilities are endless!

All her posts on Instagram are staged bc she's not taking them herself and refuses to credit the photographer. The kids are back in full Victorian attire again. They will look like mutants in the city. This is why Harry and Meghan continue to ignore them.

r225 there's gonna arrange a few cringe photoshoots with some staged pda with Armie drunk/high off his ass that she's gonna backpost a month. Pretty much what she did last year.

*they're

Elizabeth Chambers Hammer's friend Naseebs' latest story shows she can't use chopsticks properly. What a savage. All that money and no class. No wonder Prince Harry and Meghan continue to ignore the Hammers.

Naseebs' children are cultured enough to know the words to the cockroach song while Liz's brat who grew up in La doesn't have a clue. No class. No wonder the Windsors continue their snub.

R229 So you're stalking her and her friends because you hate her? Riiight...

R231 Looking at social media whores is hardly called stalking.

The second hand embarrassment of Hughie following back all these Charmie accounts....oy vey.

R232 You're looking specifically to find anything on Elizabeth and running back to this thread as if it's even remotely interesting gossip. Social media whores or not, you're stalking.

R234 I'm not R229 But Having an instagram account makes everyone relative. But, that's hard for your shrinking brain to understand.

Is he really Armie's friend? Why would he encourage the shippers if he is?

That’s one fugly outfit at R218. Also, who wears stilettos to run around with kids?

Anorexic instagram attention seekers R237

She reminds me of Carrie Bradshaw's desperate, failed, insufferable 24/7 insouciance. I bet this bitch worship that show.

Is he still filming Rebecca? I thought filming was supposed to have wrapped by now. I guess maybe it's almost done?

[quote]who wears stilettos to run around with kids?

As if she's actually the one running around with her kids, she must have a nanny or assistant with her 24/7. And that's probably the one who took the photo too

I'm NOT a Carrie, I'm a Charlotte.

HAHAHAHA R242

Bitch is totally a Carrie. LOOK AT ME!

R242

There is something very "Jerry Hall" about her!!

She would be perfect for RHOBH!!

Wasn't Armie wearing those track suits for depressive purposes? Remember when he shaved his head?

Jerry Hall was and is her own person. There is no resemblance in the biography or physical appearance. Crissakes!

Remember when Armie thought he would get an Oscar nomination for his awful performance? That was hilarious!

R248 I believe he flipped because he thought Sony had campaigned for him. Not because he didn't get it.

R249 Like Sony Pictures Classics knows how to campaign... Their first mistake was doing a late, limited release of a film that was very highly anticipated by film-lovers as well as the gay community. It didn't open wide until early 2018, a YEAR after it first showed at Sundance. When I first found out about it, it was from film critics at Sundance who were raving about it. That should make any studio a bit more brave when planning a release to build word-of-mouth. Sony dropped the ball in general but it's not like Hammer's performance was anything extraordinary...

R250 No, it wasn't anything extraordinary but if they'd actually misled him just to make him do more promo then he had every right to feel angry. That press tour was fucking ridiculous.

R251 Now THAT I 100% agree with. The press tour was way too extensive and didn't need to be that long in order to build hype for the film. They did it all wrong. I'd be mad too, but he has to know there's only so much you can do by simply campaigning. Campaigning ≠ awards.

From Liz's IG story. Love Birds.......excuse me while I go and LMAO.

he looks totally femme in that photo.

They have exactly the same amount of wine in their Weingläser für Damen.

[quote]if they'd actually misled him just to make him do more promo then he had every right to feel angry.

I don’t disagree, but the tracksuit pouting was classless.

Armie Hammer in Rebecca? Actually, Lily James is far too old.

R256 Now the tracksuits are a whole different story. And forget class, the word you're looking for is juvenile. He's a man child and he had a strop.

R253 Wow! how romantically staged.

R254 yea he looks gay. I think he’s always been either closeted or bisexual. My guess is she knows an agreed to beard for him. They apparently were good friends bf the marriage and her age makes me think she wanted her kids to be heir to his fortune. He has always a regular male companion all throughout their lives. They are never alone. Before it was that Italian guy, now it’s the guy Jeremy.

I think she’s pissed at him for the video which is why she’s not posting him and why she looks messy and Harper looks grouchy. The only happy Hammer seems to be the toe sucker.

So many jokes now surfacing about the foot fetishist.

Jeremy Irvine is cute.

They would have made for a beautiful couple R262

So, Tim Chalamet's thread has been paywalled?? Why?

There’s one called Timothee Chalamet without the part that’s open but not much use yet.

Only thing that paywall is accomplishing is that there's even more duplicate threads now, and seeing people immediately leave paywalled threads and open a new one, I don't think is making Muriel that much money either

Could you please give the link to that Timmy thread if you have it, r265? Thanks. :)

If you search Chalamet (click date and op) it’s first on the list.

I found it, thanks, r268. :) Hopefully this 1 will stay open.

Just pay the two dollars.

NOOO!!! R270

r270 It's 2 dollars now?? lol and the site went to shit no way I'll pay either

Elizabeth Chambers Hammer is probably a coke head. No way her limbs are always up in the air in pictures and she's so hyper and emaciated. My guess is Armie hates her that's why he acts out and let's her starve to death. She lives off alcohol, it seems. The video of her trying to use the chopsticks on her friend Naseebs ig is a joke bc she's literally eating a crumb gets really nervous about consuming it then moved to the other empty plate to consume some air. She's nuts.

Harper's looking pissed lately. She probably goes online and saw her brother's video and got jealous he became infamous first.

Guessing she hates Armie back. Maybe why she tortures his children with overexposure (hoping for kidnapping?) and not properly dressing them. They were dressed warmly when she was on vacation now they're walking around the streets at night in poorly soled shoes wearing hardly nothing. Temperature in London at night is like 60 degrees. Those poor kids must be freezing.

I wonder what project he's gonna get after DOTN which would be the first after the Ford video snafu. There's this general feeling of weariness towards him now even among his fans. People seem sick of his bs and the fake show with the wife. This incident really highlighted how dumb af they both are. Him for posting it and letting his moronic wife talk for him and her because she's, well, dumber than a box of rocks and should never open her ignorant, lying mouth.

Harper's dresses are too small for her now. Ford is running through the street where someone can easily grab hi wearing nothing but tiny shorts in the coldish weather. I don't think Elizabeth Chambers Hammer cares very much. Probably waiting for her opportunity to get drunk.

R276 They really are dumb. And I like Armie but he's an absolute fucking idiot. Remember how during the CMBYN press tour he said something like "I didn't want to do a full frontal nude scene because I didn't want my kids to be mocked when they're in school"? Well...??!!

Oh no. Armie is on his phone. These people are totally uncaring. Lol

R278 I wonder what his parents think of him.

The only good thing Armie seemed to do during the 2 week vacation was dress the kids appropriately and take them out to normal places like the park. But he likes to go drinking and is on his phone when he drinks. Bad combination. The kids looked happier with him but he doesn't want to look after kids 24-7. He needs an actual human wife to do that. His current wife with the eating issues is too drunk or hungry for a good meal to be interested in his kids. Nannies can't be expected to raise his kids.

It seems like he's been in London for quite a long time. Isn't Rebecca finished filming yet?

Armie is looking hot af in Liz's latest IG story.

Eh, he looks okay. Typical Dad look.

Liz has some fucking nerve posting about the 'mental illness' of mass shooters on one hand while sharing the info about how immigrant victims of these shootings shouldn't be afraid to seek medical help when they've been FUCKING SHOT on the other. If the El Paso shooter had been a color other than white, people would call him the terrorist that he is. GTFO with posting about his 'childhood trauma'. He's a white supremacist.

This dim Republican bitch.

Eh, he looks okay. Typical Dad look.

Liz has some fucking nerve posting about the 'mental illness' of mass shooters on one hand while sharing the info about how immigrant victims of these shootings shouldn't be afraid to seek medical help when they've been FUCKING SHOT on the other. If the El Paso shooter had been a color other than white, people would call him the terrorist that he is. GTFO with posting about his 'childhood trauma'. He's a white supremacist.

This dim Republican bitch.

This is HAF? Stupid fangurl. Go finger your self to the LL Bean catalogue.

I wonder if anyone has called them Christina and Christopher in public yet.

So is Ford going to be a future mass shooter? Forced to pleasure his father since age 2?

R287 poor kid. She doesn't even use his name. I guess they could refer to him as Hammer Toe.

Armie is using national disasters for publicity. Still hasn't learned that he shouldn't tweet. The man is d.u.m.b.

Elizabeth is plotting something. I can feel it. She'll have her minions hating on Timmy's trailer soon in 3,2,1...

The hater CUNTS are here. Aemie's threads were all put behind pay wall so they strayed here. GO AWAY CUNTS.

That viper over on Awardswatch is the one who'll lead the charge in saying everyone but Timmy is good on the trailer. He already spread that crap about the test screen. Wait for it.

R291 you sound deranged Liz. Who's Aemie? Is that your plan? Blind items not do the trick?

MURIEL, PLEASE SHUT THIS THREAD SHIPPER CUNTS NOW MIGRATING HERE. YOU FUCK CUNTS GO AWAY.

Fuck mother shipper counts.

SHUT THIS THREAD , MURIEL. SHIPPER CUNTS FUCK ARE HERE.

R294 Liz are you ok?

She has the glazed-over eyes of a corpse in r287. That is creeeeepy.

Drunk or high?

now now since you cunt fuck are here.

MURIEL LOVE RICHARD MADDEN AND BRANDON FLYNN.

MURIEL, HERE WE ARE.

COME GET ME, MURIEL.

THEY DON'T WANT TO PAY YOU BUT WANT TO DISCUSS THAT ARMIE SHIT. MURIEL SHUT THEM DOWN.

I told you it was Liz. She always does this when you give her game away. I must have hit a nerve. FF her for spamming. It will be porn next.

AWWW TARON AND RICHARD MADDEN.

EDIOT AT 305 SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU EXIST, YOU SCUM,

R288 WW

FF EVERY COMMENT ON THIS THREAD.

SHIPPER SCUMS

RICHARD'S DAD LIKED HIS SON IN LAW'S POST. LOVELT.

I WILL JOIN YOU HERE WITH RICHARD'S NEW. I'M SURE MURIEL WILL LOVE IT.

OMG RICHARD AND BRANDON GOT MARRIED YESTERDAY. LOL

FOR BRANDION'S STAN.

FOR BRANDION'S STAN.

FOR BRANDON STANS.

RICHARD AND BRANDON'S NEWS.

RICHARD AND BRANDON'S WORK

RICHARD AND BRANDON'S FASHION.

OH!!! WE HAVE TIMMY AS WELL, LOL.

YOU,FAT FRAUS CRETINOUS SCUMS, CAN JOIN TIMMY THREAD HERE. IT'S MADE FOR YOU CUNTS.

R294 Why don't you die or maybe luck out on getting shot in a mall? But you won't because you are a sad troll living in her grandparent's basement you Lizzard.

What a fucking cunt! No matter how many times you try to shut a LIZzard hating thread we'll always have a new one you pathetic excuse of a human being.

FF that spamming cunt. Troll is running wild.

[quote]EDIOT AT 305

Oh, the irony. Still under the delusion that you can actually speak English, you crazy bitch? Sad. And if anyone should be banned, it's you - you're responsible for literally hundreds of posts on the Armie and Chalamet threads telling people to shut up and go away or threatening them, and that's it. You're nothing more than a deranged troll and a spammer eating up massive amounts of bandwidth all by yourself. Take your pills and fuck off.

just put the troll on ignore. we have been able in the past to make them shut up for a few month before they went off again. just ignore and don't response to them. the first mistake was giving them any kind of cred when they first started spamming the thread way back as atc. any kind of talk about timmy and armie (when there was content!) or about the lizard made them go off. when we stopped giving them attention and letting them poloce the thread they went away for a while.

months* respond*, sorry

FFS, doesn’t everyone know how to handle trolls by now? Just block and let them talk to themselves.

R326

I’m going to FF you from my multiple accounts, continually. I don’t care how long I have to do it.

These multiple FFs will draw Muriel’s attention to this thread and it will closed or out behind a pay wall.

Go to TapATalk and join those other obsessive bitches.

Why are you even alive? Why don't you just cut your wrists and save the earth from your waste?

"I want her to be as not there as possible"

R329 we're doing the same to you you third world country whore.

Ha, you pathetic vagina bearing beast. r332 You can't stop me. Go ahead. Do your worst.

All the previous Mrs Hammer thread were put behind a paywall. What makes think that this thread will be any different?

Muriel doesn't want you freeloaders, who have NO place of Datalounge, consuming resources.

Shoot your unloved self. No one will care.

R287 can she ever post something with her face on without a filter?

[quote]What a fucking cunt! No matter how many times you try to shut a LIZzard hating thread we'll always have a new one you pathetic excuse of a human being.

The complete lack of self awareness from this sad twat is extraordinary

R335 must be a troll because I can't see the frau's post

Wow Elizabeth Chambers Hammer is nuts.

R278, yeah, like it would matter ten years from now.

The only thing that could happen would be that by then he would look at his own youthful and fit body with owe

R290, Tim's trailer?? Where?

The spammer is Liz or someone from her team. They do this to distract from people talking about her trying to destroy Timothée. Like the blinds and now trying to ruin his reputation for Little Women. It's a distraction which happens without fail.

R339 the trailer isn't out yet

R341, thanks!

When will it be out — anyone knows?

R340 destroying Timmy? For what reason?

The only people's lives Liz is trying to destroy are her husbands and children's!

Liz hates Timothée bc if not for him stealing the limelight she might be married to an Oscar nominated actor, who may have gotten the Batman gig, then she could live the fabulous life like her friend Naseebs. Instead Timothée has the booming career and when he's near her husband all of his attention. Charmie doesn't have to be real for her to be a jealous snake. Those blinds were obvious and her fans always saying negative things about his movies and performances is so obvious.

[quote] she could live the fabulous life...

Only that she already lives a fabulous life. You haven't been paying attention

You mean a life lead by lies and fake friends R346?

R345 I had no idea.

Could you provide links to the blinds?

Do you think that Timmy’s in physical danger from Elizabeth Hammer?

WE REACH 10K COMMENTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY

WE REACH 10K COMMENTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY

Richard just liked Margaret Qualley's post

THEY LIKED THIS POST AT THE SAME TIME.

MURIEL, I HOPE YOU WOULDN'T MIND THAT I BRING RICHARD AND BRANDON THREAD BACK TO DL.

^^^ I MEAN I'LL POST HIS PICS WITH BRANDON AND UP DATE HIS NEWS HERE, YOU MAY CLOSED THE THREAD IF THAT IS NOT OK WITH YOU.

Wow R249 and onwards are all the same cunt. Liz, get your head out of your nonexistent ass. NO ONE LIKES A DECEIVING ATTENTION WHORE.

Does anyone know when the DOTN shoot starts?

RICHARD MADDEN

RICHARD MADDEN AND BRANDON FLYNN'S TIMELINE.

Lizzard strikes again! FF to her spamming posts.

Liz, Just take your anorexic self back to the US so you can annoy your Bird workers instead of us.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

B-R-A-N-D-O-N F-L-Y-N-N-

LIZ HAMMER IS ANTTENTION SEEKING WHORE!

DESTROYING THE LIVES OF HER HUSBAND AND CHILDREN ONE DAY AT A TIME.

DON'T WORRY I WILL POST RICHARD AND BRANDON ON EVERY HATE THREAD YOU HATERS OPEN.

DON'T WORRY I WILL POST RICHARD AND BRANDON ON EVERY HATE THREAD YOU HATERS OPEN.

Liz is plotting how to sabotage Timothee's career.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WIFE. JUST WANT TO RUIN YOUR HATE FANTASY. LOOOOOOOL.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WIFE. JUST WANT TO RUIN YOUR HATE FANTASY. LOOOOOOOL.

WE'LL STILL F&F YOUR DISGUSTING ASS. R365

NO Matter what, Liz will always be a disgusting piece of shit of a wife and mother.

IT'S FUN WHEN I SEE THESE ARMIE'S THREADS PUT BEHIND PAYWALL. oIo

R368

Sure thing Liz. now, post a pic sponsored by one of your fake friends.

HAHAHAH R370 We'll still post on a new thread until the day you die and your body rots and gets eaten by maggots.

R367 That make no sense.

You no speak english? you from cheap country?

Elizabeth Hammer being a cunt as usual.

The bitch Elizabeth Chambers Hammer is at it again. She hates Timothée so much.

Liz Hammer seems to have a vendetta against her husband and Timothée. This sort of behavior feeds Charmie rumors but I don't think she hates them because they had an Affair but because their relationship spawned Charmie rumors and made her life a misery as a result. I think those rumors continue to annoy her and harm her brand. She wanted to be the famous, loved, most glamorous associated with the oil heir instead Timothée continues to be the most fascinating thing about her husband. The Academy, GQ, everyone still ship them. Her plastic face at the Oscars said it all. She hates Tim.

Blind items started again. Probably her retaliation for the toe sucking fiasco. Her only defense is to hurt Timothée to try to keep him less than her. Although this time it shows her true insanity because it wasn't Timothée fans making fun of the toe sucking but the general public. I don't think she's well.

You’re insane r376

Liz Hammer loves Timmy! Everyone loves Timmy!

R377 this was before he became famous and was nominated for all the awards. Before her husband started being shipped with him and Armie fans started hoping Armie divorced her. This is before the Oscars when her husband wasn't nominated and she shot daggers at him with her eyes. Before she started fighting with fans on social media.

She hates his guts. I bet she has only been seen still friendly with him since to avoid people thinking she's responsible for the blinds.

r373 yes I'm from a very cheap country. We travell on elephant backs and we have water buffalo racing every year. you idiot.

BRANDON'S SEXY AF.

BRANDON'S SEXY AF.

It's nice to hear from so many Jr HS stans on DL. Pity you won't have time to post when school starts up again.

RICHARD MADDEN AND BRANDON FLYNN

lol! I really doubt someone came up with this idea on their own. Who paid them to write this?

Liz, who else? Gotta promote that SM marriage.

That has “publicist damage control” written all over it.

A LIST OF RICHARD'S INSTA LIKES.

A LIST OF RICHARD'S INSTA LIKES.

BRANDON'S SIGHTING.

BRANDON'S SIGHTING.

WELCOME TO TIMMY THREAD.

LEE PACE WILL BE ON THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT, 8/8-8/15

R385 She's a complete bitch what do you expect?

Elizabeth Hammer is an ASS

ATTENTION SEEKING SLUT

She is not an ASS

She is DRY AGED BEEF

Forgive me for linking tumblr but this is fucking hilarious

R397, what's this about? I don't get it

The Tumblr photos show that Liz basically just copies everything her wealthier friend Naseebs does - from her clothes to her poses to the locations in which she takes her photos. That's why it says at the top that she doesn't have an original thought in her head...

The Tumblr photos show that Liz basically just copies everything her wealthier friend Naseebs does - from her clothes to her poses to the locations in which she takes her photos. That's why it says at the top that she doesn't have an original thought in her head...

Well color me shocked

Just curious. When’s the last time this woman set foot in one of those bakeries she owns?

She can't R402, she's always so hungry, she'd go full on beast mode eating all those scones and muffins.

RICHARD MADDEN IS THE CUTEST.

RICHARD MADDEN IS THE CUTEST.

OMFG

OMFG

RICHARD MADDEN

STILL HAVE A FEW SCUMBAGS HERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ARMIE'S WIFE.

FOLLOW RICHARD MADDEN AND BRANDON FLYNN HERE.

FOLLOW RICHARD MADDEN AND BRANDON FLYNN HERE.

CHALAMET HERE

Hahaha! Elizabeth Hammer is the cuntiest of all. The more you keep trolling, the easier it is for anyone who even googles her stupid name find this thread and see what a real whore her and her trolling Lizzards really are! HAHAHAHAHAH!

CHALAMET THREAD

CHALAMET THREAD

the lizzard keeps trying to show how perfect her broken family is. even her daughter is trying to push Armie away from her.

Funny how she never credits the photographer who is always invisible

Does Armie only own, like, 3 shirts?

[quote]the lizzard keeps trying to show how perfect her broken family is.

lmao Lying Liz is so pathetic. I wonder how many takes she made the nanny take until she was happy with the final product.

Armie: My family time is private and sacred!

Dry Aged Beef:

R376, your post shows YOUR TRUE INSANITY

JEALOUS CUNT BITCHES ARE SO PATHETIC. BURNT WITH JEALOUSY. THE HAMMERS DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR EXIST.

JEALOUS CUNT BITCHES ARE SO PATHETIC. BURNT WITH JEALOUSY. THE HAMMERS DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR EXIST.

BRANDON LIKED POST.

I don't understand what he saw in her in the first place. Did he not know she was an attention seeking hoe?

CHALAMET THREAD

She was basically a brunette version of his mother.

I don't understand what he saw in her in the first place. Did he not know she was an attention seeking hoe?

Maybe she wasn't like that when they 1st got married but became that way over time. People change. Some for the worse. Case in point, Liz. So Armie is back home in LA. I wonder if Timmy is back home in NY?

Judging by Lying Liz's plane story Timmy's in LA too.

Or maybe he's on the phone/ftime? But that's so his voice to me. Yuck, don't want him anywhere near this lying trash.

FFS, you made me look. And no, it's not his voice.

some people really think that's his voice? Sounds nothing like him to me.

Okay idgaf if it's his voice or not. Imma pretend it isn't because I know she posted it for attention and she's not getting it from me. Next.

It sounds like someone says "Tim" but after that, no, that's not Timmy's voice.

Liz's story today is just a nonstop white privilege fest. As if The Private Suite needs her to tag them!

[quote]even her daughter is trying to push Armie away from her.

Harper is a total daddy's girl who monopolizes Armie's attention at every opportunity, even to the point of pushing her brother out of the way. Liz will come to see her as a rival in time, if she doesn't already.

Liz's story today is just a nonstop white privilege fest. As if The Private Suite needs her to tag them!

[quote]even her daughter is trying to push Armie away from her.

Harper is a total daddy's girl who monopolizes Armie's attention at every opportunity, even to the point of pushing her brother out of the way. Liz will come to see her as a rival in time, if she doesn't already.

FUCKING CRETINOUS SCUMBAG SHIPPERS

SCUMBAG SHIPPER CUNTS

THESE DISGUSTING SHIPPERS ARE PATHETIC AF. YOU MOTHER FUCKER ARE JEALOUS BITCHES.

THESE DISGUSTING SHIPPERS ARE PATHETIC AF. YOU MOTHER FUCKER ARE JEALOUS BITCHES.

MURIEL, THEAS BITCHES ARE MESSING WITH YOU. CLOSED THIS THREAD.

MURIEL, THEAS BITCHES ARE MESSING WITH YOU. CLOSED THIS THREAD.

^THESE^

Brandon Flynn

Brandon Flynn

Brandon wearing Richard's jacket.

[quote]Maybe she wasn't like that when they 1st got married but became that way over time. People change. Some for the worse.

I think they’ve both changed for the worse, and in ways that are toxic to each other.

How come no one is FFing the troll?

Armie's the same. Its her thats changing for the worst. Not even changing she was always an attention seeking slut but the more famous armie gets, the more greedy she becomes.

Because everyone has it blocked, R448. I suggest you do the same and carry on.

Tons of Armie content today. He sure looks cheery.

Where, R451? All I saw was her hanging out with her equally underfed mom friends.

RICHARD MADDEN

RICHARD MADDEN

BRANDON'S LIKE

CHARLIE !!!!!

CHARLIE !!!!!

His wife is a cunt. I bet she was the one who got Ford to suck his toes.

RICHARD MADDEN'S NEWS

SWEET COUPLE

LUKE EVANS'S EX

SEXY RICHARD

SEXY BRANDON

She was the one who first shared it with friends and family R458. He married the anti-christ.

I can’t stand her, R465, but I don’t think this particular gaffe is on her. Taking the video in the first place was gross, but Armie’s the one who took it a step farther and put it out there for all the world.

When your child does something like this, you reprimand them and tell them to stop. You don't film it, laugh, and then send to other people.

Armie is an idiot but Liz by doing what she did basically allowed it and that's why he shared it, because he thought it was fine. Both probably found it super funny, which is disturbing in itself.

Oh you're all still here being miserable... How quaint.

[quote]Armie is an idiot but Liz by doing what she did basically allowed it and that's why he shared it, because he thought it was fine.

That’s true. They both should have had more sense.

Armie's birthday is soon and it's also Liz's birthday soon too? It sounds like she's gearing up to celebrate going by what she's posted on her IG story. God.......what cringe worthy pics will we have to endure?

They celebrate their own birthdays more extravagantly than the kids’.

Wait, she works on a TV show about food...being that skinny!?!?!?!?!

Her entire life is about food, R473, as she is constantly reminding people. It’s part of why people raise eyebrows at her skeletal shape.

I stopped following Dry Aged Beef on IG. Is she still pretending she eats?

I don’t follow her either. How’s the birthday shitshow?

I don’t follow her either. How’s the birthday shitshow?

Beach and lunch at their usual place with the usual friends + mothers from the children´s school. Perfectly fine for us but underwhelming coming from someone who wants to portray a glamorous lifestyle . And Chalamet must be stingy if he doesn´t even bother to send flowers to her second mum in her birthday. The same goes for her other dear friend, Miss Deep.

* his

r477 with her husband and kids, shipper.

Forgot to put on the link.

r478 didn't mention her husband didn't mean he wasn't there but maybe it help you to feel less bitter. You're pathetic. lol

Muriel, it's time to put this thread on pay wall.

Thanks R478. Rather subdued, given last year’s weeklong blowout.

I am a bit lost, anyone knows where is Timothee's new thread??

Don’t they hang out with Niki and the fat one anymore?

It's here, r485.

I pretty much enjoy Armie and Timmy thread lately. I love seeing how deperatred you shippers are when things won't go your ways. Armie's still with his ugly wife (shippers' word) spending their lives and Timmy kissed some girl in the club. LOL I'll stick around for a bit. Aren't there hate words left, come on trash her. I noticed this thread very slow now and ther not many bitching about her, like before, come on spread hate to her, loughing stock.

*^^ Aren't there any hate words left ?^^*

*^^ There's not much bitching about her like before.^^*

*laughing stock*

R486 I had the feeling Armie and Nick had something something going on and now it’s over.

R486 and R492 They may not seem to hang with Nick much anyways but just last week Liz posted an IG story of Armie and Nick chatting saying it was someone's first photo or something like that. I think they still hang out a lot just it's not awards season for Armie so his usual entourage isn't as present or noticeable.

Nik possibly had a fallout with Elizabitch.

Liz has posted pics of the fat one to her story in the last few days. He appears less fat, but can't tell if he's truly lost weight or just had work done.

I think she marches the fuck out of her Instagram because she needs to. They are not a humble family. The spend big on clothes and travel and relocating the kids to the UK and everywhere else whilst Armie shoots. He hasn’t received a really big payday since The Lone Ranger, probably.

Bird Bakery must be a money pit as well.

So in the last month two of Armie's close friends and now Armie's stepmother have followed Charmie IG accounts....????

[quote]Bird Bakery must be a money pit as well.

I find it interesting that she hasn’t been at either of her bakeries or the new site in CO, for months, at least as far as I can tell. If I were a small business owner I’d be on-site every chance I got.

Especially as she has lost money twice through fraud. Maybe she doesn't want to be associated with them now. Just a thought.

R499 That was over a year ago. If she’s decided to distance herself it is strangely belated.

R499 what fraud?

R501 A couple of then-employees embezzled close to $200k.

Someone forged her manager's signature and stole some paychecks or is that same fraud?

What is she up to now? First we had the "lover" comment, now this stupid shit?

Was Timmy's thread put behind pay wall ?

How long are they gonna keep up their farce of a marriage before they pull the plug? It's getting more embarrassing with each episode. Damn, just have some dignity and axe the shitshow.

Ikr, r506? It really is just pathetic at this point. Do they really think they're fooling anyone? Anyone with a brain can tell things haven't been right with them for a while now and that Armie doesn't gaf anymore. I mean, no birthday post to Liz? I think he just feels indifferent about her at this point. Why keep up this charade though? I know it's not easy because they have young kids but I feel like screaming, "just end it already!"

So Nick stopped pretending he likes Liz eh? Interesting.

I thought the recent DL changes were intended to rid us of fraus, no? This thread is rancid with fraus, the worst kind of fraus.

R506 r507 Go fuck yourselves, shippers. You have to wait 84 yrs for the divorce like Rose in Titanic. You pathetic shippers. LOL

R506 r507 Go fuck yourselves, shippers. You have to wait 84 yrs for the divorce like Rose in Titanic. You pathetic shippers. LOL

Is the woman next to Elizabeth Alicia Vikander or someone who looks like her?

That party looks like the most random combination of people. And it’s for her birthday? Really bizarre.

[quote]Damn, just have some dignity and axe the shitshow.

When has either of them ever had any dignity about anything?

R507

[quote] nd that Armie doesn't gaf anymore. I mean, no birthday post to Liz?

Here's a novel idea; imagine, congratulating someone face-to-face, especially when you are married to them and see them everyday.

R512, doesn't anyone find it interesting that in the photo some guy is pretending to.... what?! Suck on his balls? Give him a blow job? Had Armie been a teenager or in his 20s it could be funny, but he is a grown man., at it's not the first time. All this innuendo...

r515, he's posted Happy Birthday to Liz in the past. Also, Mother's Day and Anniversary. Now he doesn't even bother. That's why I said he doesn't gaf. Either that or I guess the people who write these dedications for him can't come up with anything that sounds believable anymore.

So Armie's friends and step mom following charmie accounts while wife's blocking them and deleting their comments lmao

It's sad that Liz thinks there's the slightest bit of cachet attached to hanging out with Rachel Zoe. She is so thirsty.

R512, I think it's someone who just looks a bit like Alicia Vikander.

It's sad that Liz thinks there's the slightest bit of cachet attached to hanging out with Rachel Zoe. She is so thirsty.

R512, I think it's someone who just looks a bit like Alicia Vikander.

The pic of the friend bw Armie’s legs, they’ve done a few pics like this one before. Liz is Armie’s beard, IMO. They have an open relationship as a result. He has taken pics like this before and is always cracking on his male costars as far back as the Social Network (Andrew Garfield). Notice how many young male models are in their entourage, even at Liz’s party. They also know a lot of men who look like they also have beards for wives, notably Andrew McDonnell and Taylor Ramsey. Those are two gay men if ever I saw 2 gay men. I think Taylor introduced Liz to Armie when he was a casting agent. All in the family and very close knit group. Liz was with a producer beforehand who she was probably bearding for.

Timmy most likely thwarted Armie’s advances and that’s what made Armie bitter. Liz saw Timmy as a threat but only bc it started becoming obvious her husband was into Timmy. Beard’s want security and don’t want their futures threatened. They particularly don’t want someone stealing their meal ticket.

R516, I came here to ask exactly the same thing, lol. Just look at his smug face and his hand... Is he really that immature or is there a bit more to it?

Also, that IS Alicia Vikander.

That man is (was) the Hammer’s pet fag. He was the fundraiser for the Hammer Museum. I think he works for MoMA or the Whitney now. He’s grotesque.

David Morehouse. It’s DIA, not the others I mentioned.

He’s really that immature, R522.

How come Liz is not threatened by Alicia Vikander? She's beautiful and got on royally with Armie when they filmed together.

Something doesn't make sense. Why is she threatened by Tim but not by Alicia? Does she know something we don't?

R525, so Armie is the king at the centre of the photo and he has his own court jester in the form of this gay guy? Isn't that very un-PC for someone pretending to be progressive and open-minded like Armie?

R525 is correct. I mean, Armie still posts pics of himself flipping off the camera like a 12-year-old - he's a manbaby. And Liz is one of those types for whom gay men are mascots, great when they're doing her hair and makeup or styling photos, but otherwise - vote for Ted Cruz!

Alicia looks pretty ragged there - she's chunked up a little. You know Liz is dismissive of anyone who weighs more than she does. Normal BMI = no threat.

And again with the pictures of greasy, fatty food. I swear to fuck she’s trolling.

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These fucking fraus are sick in the head. Ban this thread.

These fucking fraus are sick in the head. Ban this thread.

These fucking fraus are sick in the head. Ban this thread.

These fuckink fraus're sick in the head.

FUCK YOU, FRAUS.

FUCK YOU, SHIPPERS.

LMAO, she posted the pic but cropped the guy out.

tim's friend kiernan was at the party, but not tim, how strange. this birthday pary seemed kinda sad to me - do they even know half the people who were there? it seems very unarmie-like but maybe he is just as pathetic as her.

lol why would Timmy be there? Anyone with a brain can see she hates him and he can't stand her and their 'family who all love each other' is an act. And this pathetic shitshow is for her.

Here is a new thread for when this one fills up.

David Morehouse strikes me as one of those social butterflies who’s also a colossal alcoholic.

R541 when someone tells you who they are, you should believe him. Armie being someone who hates on shipppers and tries to say he’s straight, is super gay in all his pictures and interactions with men. Not just Timmy any man he’s worked with. He even said kissing Leo gave him a boner. Armie is a gay man. Who is trying to pretend he’s straight just because of the wife. This is why the Charmies can’t give up theirs fantasy because they know half of the equation is gay, the married half.

Timmy doesn’t want Armie. This is why he’s not at his party and wasn’t in the Caymans. Timmy has bigger fish to fry. Armie is working on his guest spot once his wife becomes a real housewife. His friend Taylor will hook him up with his past casting agent connections.

R541 there are now at least 4 of these with David. Every time Liz has the same expression. Probably the expression she gay Timmy when they invited him to their bed during CMBYN promo. Maybe she’s his pimp.

Liz poses with Lily because she knows without the link to Timmy, she and Armie are irrelevant. She doesn’t want Armie to be seen with Timmy anymore, so this is her way to keep the connection. She is a parasite.

Armie is very superficial. Hence his friendship group and the fact he’s so excited about that fugly backpack. His plasticine wife, children of the corn kids, are goals for his closeted ass.

At least you have some brain not to run number like the Chalamet thread. HAHAHA Muriel will know you're fat fraus if you do that.

[quote]this birthday pary seemed kinda sad to me - do they even know half the people who were there?

I remember thinking the same thing about one of Armie’s bday celebrations in NY last year. It felt like they cast a wide net and took in any strays who agreed to come.

Just heard something about Liz mentioning they want to have another baby or possibly that they already ARE having another baby. Please for the love of GOD don't let this be true. Another Stepford child??

There's no way she's carrying another baby. Will she follow the surrogate around taking videos for her Insta?

Here’s my question. She tagged her bday celebration at the San Vicente Bungalows. Isn’t that the place where you’re not allowed to take pictures?

That's correct, R550. It costs about $5500 a year to be a member there - your privacy is supposed to be guaranteed.

Rotting fish juice, all of you.

Do you skanks fill your cunts with fanfic Timmy cum every night?

I smell dead fish.

Is there a cunt here who's gash doesn't stink?

It's unbelievably amazing how you delusional twats are convinced that Timothée hates Elizabeth and yet...he likes a post of hers...just recently. The festering nastiness of your nether regions has infected your brains.

Thanks, R551. So much for that. I guess either they don’t give a shit or the Hammers’ entitled asses don’t.

r556 They have no brian to be infected.

The only fishy cunt is that whore of a troll that's being paid by Elizabitch to shut down any negative comments about her.

R556 nobody thinks Timothée Chalamet hates Elizabeth Chambers Hammer. What’s to hate? She’s a sad wannabe who looks like a trans and is dating a closet case who despises her.

But, she HATES Timmy for sure. Hence the blind items she most like is behind and the fact she has to control all the contact her husband has with him.

But, Armie seems a little bitter. He hasn’t liked a single thing to do with Timmy since the G G mommy pic. And before that nothing for months.

r559 cunt

r559 cunt

R559 for real. These boards are more policed to protect Elizabeth Chambers Hammer than anyone, including Armie. Which is why you know she posts here. More interested in protecting her own interests than anything and willing to throw Armie under the bus if necessary. Hence making Lily and Timmy pose with her for support. Making her husband do a joint party so people will show up for her. She sounds like a crack head. All those young people who she probably wants to drain for their youth. Sorority nonsense that made her sound like a drug addict. The woman is nuts.

Elizabeth Chambers loves to spam too. She’s a psycho who everyone hates, including her husband and friends. They just put up with her because they fear her wrath of a jealous harpie who looks trans.

R551 Report her. She just wanted to show Kiernan and Lily were there to link to Timothée because that’s all she’s got. Nasiba meanwhile is with her classy husband on her yacht, ignoring her desperation. lol

You pathetic losers. People can't stan you hater bitches. Go away.

For you shipper trolls.

R567 Shippers? lol you wish Liz. Your spamming shows you’re frantic and distressed. lol

FOR YOU SHIPPER TROLLS.

BAN THIS THREAD.

BAN THIS THREAD.

GET RID THESE FAT FRAUS.

GET RID THESE FAT FRAUS.

Her friend Nasiba didn’t invite her to the yacht this year so she had to tag along with the instahoes. Even Rachel Zoe got an invite to the Hilfiger cruise. poor Elizabeth Chambers Hammer. Such a wannabe.

BURNT IN HELL, HATERS.

PATHETIC JEALOUS CUNTS. BURNT IN HELL WITH YOUR MOTHERS

PATHETIC JEALOUS CUNTS. BURNT IN HELL WITH YOUR MOTHERS

GO OUT AND GET COCKS, YOU PATHETIC SAD BITCHES.

Sad that Liz Chambers is so busy partying and celebrating her 100th birthday that she can’t get her maids organized to iron Harper’s school uniform. All those dresses she wears and the one which is most important looks a mess. She’ll be bullied her first day. Sucks when your Mom is h1gh.

FUCK OFF.

MOTHER FOCKER HATER. BURNT IN HELL WITH YOUR MOTHERS.

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Liz is trolling with gay porn AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

ANOREXIC TROLL HAS NO BRAIN MATTER.

An updated teaser image for WOUNDS but still no trailer. Netflix should just drop the dud on Halloween and get it over with.

hAhAhA @ anyone who thinks there's gonna be a 3rd baby. Sure, Jan.

So Armie continues to ignore Timmy’s King promo? lol. They’re not friends.

^^ Not necessarily. Neither of them have commented on sm regarding promos for their movies post cmbyn.

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