Why are lesbians always so fat

They don’t feel the need to compete for men or with each other for men’s attention.

Crazy OP.

There is the odd thin lesbian but most seem to be quite large. Maybe there is some kind of stress exclusive to lesbians.

R1 But surely they need to compete for women's attention? Or are fat lesbians asexual?

r1 Women aren’t typically as visual as men. They’re more attracted to personality.

^ ugh that was for r4

"Always?" Your sample of two is hardly convincing evidence.

Probably only in America, where most people are obese anyway.

Women are not as visual. Maybe lesbians care about the education, social, personality and if she has a good amount of money as well. Looks are a bonus to them. This is a guess. But then you hear them bitching like "straight" women about why they cannot find good looking partners. Women are too damn confusing. Want one thing but complain about the order they set up

Women are not as visual. Maybe lesbians care about the education, social, personality and if she has a good amount of money as well. Looks are a bonus to them. This is a guess. But then you hear them bitching like "straight" women about why they cannot find good looking partners. Women are too damn confusing. Want one thing but complain about the order they set up

Because the older, fatter, and uglier you are... The more you are in demand!

Their partners are women, so their social worth isn't linked to their looks but to their status. That's why they bitch endlessly about the patriarchy.

Because when the male gaze doesn't concern you, you don't worry about ensuring that your body meets male standards of beauty. What a woman finds sexually attractive in another woman can be completely different from what a man wants in a woman.

The working girl in R2's image is a goner if one of those legs fall.

Is it 1977? My lesbian pals are mostly pretty slender and spend a lot of time exercising.

One of R15's "friends".

Surf's up, porkers.

Because muff is high in cholesterol.

OP was the FTM a straight "man" or a gay "man"?

Why do lesbians who become FTMs suddenly decide they DO want dick and "become" gay "men"?

R18, KFC tastes like pussy.

In the link, we see the two levels of lesbianism.

zzzzzz OP

Don't bring your sex life in here, R21. That's some obscene lesbianism right there.

R19 a study on ftm in some western european country found that 90%+ of them are homosexual gynophilic (women lovers). Most of the delf-described heterosexual women that transitioned became homosexuals all of a sudden. Women..... very confusing people

Why do all gay men use Depends and always wish for this mythical straight guy to cum dump on their ass?

More cushion for the pushing.

I'd hazard to guess those ladies just got fed up with straight men's bullshit, R23. Understandable.

Why would a lesbian want to become a gay man?

I can see a straight man wanting to be a lesbian.

I can see a gay man wanting to be a straight woman.

I don't get how a lesbian who wants women decides to transition and become a man who wants men.

Some or many studies ahown that only lesbian and bisexual women exist, no such thing as straight women. This is why you hear stories of "straight" women becoming lesbians. I have to say this but women think they know themselves but really do not. Studies have shown what they self-describe is different to what they are attracted to. Gay and straight men have shown to be what they described themselves. Lesbians had some attraction toward the opposite sex, but straight women were no different to bisexual women. So when a woman comes out as bisexual, i really would not care since it is very common.

You totally don't understand the question.

Looks are not the first thing i believe in most women to begin but a bonus i think. Status, education, wealth, and personality matters more. Looks are a very closs 2nd place. Correct me if i an wrong?

Edit: close

I like fat lesbians.

You are a fucking idiot OP. You are the idiot that started the threads My trick is lost inside my house somewhere and My cat is lost inside my house somewhere. You are lost inside your fuckong ass.

*fucking

[quote]You are a fucking idiot OP. You are the idiot that started the threads My trick is lost inside my house somewhere and My cat is lost inside my house somewhere.

Update: he found his cat. A group of scientists is still looking for your (lesbian) humor.

They're convinced that it's at the intersection of the fat rolls that you call a crack. Isn't it amazing, how tight your asshole is, and how loose your ass cheeks are? This may be the key to lezzie "sex", lezzie "humor", and lezzie weight issues -- they are, in fact, the same thing.

[quote]Some or many studies ahown that only lesbian and bisexual women exist, no such thing as straight women. This is why you hear stories of "straight" women becoming lesbians. I have to say this but women think they know themselves but really do not. Studies have shown what they self-describe is different to what they are attracted to. Gay and straight men have shown to be what they described themselves. Lesbians had some attraction toward the opposite sex, but straight women were no different to bisexual women. So when a woman comes out as bisexual, i really would not care since it is very common.

Female sexuality is sociopathic. And probably designed through evolution: whichever sex becomes culturally dominant, the women can, therefore "switch" to as preferred romantic and sexual partner. Thus, as more women become CEOs and executives, there are more and more women that will throw themselves at the "hot woman", whereas it used to be the powerful guy they would throw themselves at.

Fat-lesbian-loving eldergay again. I posted before I finished my thought. I'm a fifty three year old guy and I guess I have ten years tops before I look like a fat old lesbian myself. That's just nature. The looney toons DL aesthetic - only eighteen year old heterosexual male SpringBreakers who photoshop their disco tits on Instagram are in anyway attractive - just makes me laugh. I bet those even the fat lesbians are getting more dick than than the OP here.

[quote]More cushion for the pushing.

Fat chance.

[quote]Fat-lesbian-loving eldergay again. I posted before I finished my thought. I'm a fifty three year old guy and I guess I have ten years tops before I look like a fat old lesbian myself. That's just nature.

Sean Connery and Charles Bronson disagree. You can age and still be a manly man or chiseled.

Sickening thread. FU OP. Lesbians were with us gay men dying from HIV Aids in the 80s when most straights gave us nothing. Your insults are disgusting.

[quote]Sickening thread. FU OP. Lesbians were with us gay men dying from HIV Aids in the 80s when most straights gave us nothing. Your insults are disgusting.

Unfortunately, the last supper for many gay men in the 80s was in an Old Country Buffet because of this very issue. Disgusting. Unforgivable. Appalling.

^^^^This has me howling. WW R41.

There is a high incidence of eating disorders in the lesbian community. I had to do research on it once and was surprised by what I found out. But it's more common than you think.

R41 That is hysterical. And sadly wasted on this thread.

R39 I'll give you Sean Connery but I am afraid in towards the end Bronson looked like an elderly First Nations lesbian taking a stand against Veet.

So fucking true! Most of the lesbians I knew in high school and up to early 20s all ballooned up to dirigible size/fat Elvis/fat Marlon Brando when I saw them later. How you go from svelte to tubby in just a few years is crazy. it is clearly due to being food addicts/compulsive eaters. I have been 5'11 170 lbs for over 20 years. I think being a lesbian is very stressful. If they ain't eating a pussy, theys eating a tub of KFC or a 10lb bowl of super poutine, all the fixings!

This is what all lipstick lesbians should look like. Svelte with big DDs or at least a C. And most importantly, long feminine hair.

Well, the sporty ones aren't. Surely there are different subcategories of lesbians just as gay men have their twinks, bears, etc.

And their feisty puckered assholes should not be bombed out like the Gaza Strip!

When a fish is so old and unattractive that no man wants her she finds a warm welcome in the Lesbo world!

[quote]They don’t feel the need to compete for men or with each other for men’s attention.

OP's question is foul, but so is this response. As if the only reason people need to stay healthy is to attract men.

I know precisely six lesbians and only two are fat. Another one has the stereotypical butch look, and is what my mother would’ve called husky.

They are probably teens. Give it a few years they will be huge in no time.

Sport dykes are thin.

The dykes that want to be Justin Bieber are thin.

The lesbians I know aren't fat.

Unfortunately addiction to food is common. It is a very harmful addiction but many doctors still won't treat it as an addiction. Insurance companies should pay for fat camps.

Lesbians use food to fill their holes so to speak. Gay men use their holes as currency.

r51 I’m not sure why you inferred that I was saying that the only reason people need to stay healthy is to attract men, as I most certainly never implied that. However, many straight women, especially younger ones, do spend more time on their looks to attract men. And by the way, taking pains to look attractive doesn’t always equate to taking care of one’s health. Cosmetics, hair coloring, stylish clothes, and in some cases, obsessive dieting does not equal health. Oh, and there’s certainly more to life then attracting men (or anybody for that matter)!

Why isn't OP rich and famous by now?

So true, OP. Which is why we were flabbergasted when the tabloids said we were lovers considering we have such thin and covetable bodies suited for the Victoria's Secret fashion show.

1) Male and female sexuality are verrrry different from one another. 2) Never underestimate the power of misogyny. 3) How many lesbetarians do you actually know?

Word.

R60 so Swifty gets such hot girls because she's a twig touched up with MAC, and not because she's paid in full and a bigger deal than Elvis?

If status and clique plays a part in female sexual decision-making, then do bi/curious girls only make it with women on their level lookswise?

Asking for a chapsticky friend who lusts a mid-high femme Pam Anderson-esque girl like this beauty (not her specifically, but looking/sounding alike).

The world loves a portly lesbian

I think lesbians have to be heavy to fight all the daily discrimination and microaggressions they no doubt face.

1) to keep men from lusting after them; 2) it makes them bigger, i.e. more manly; 3) 69ing doesn't burn calories; and 4) bread pudding.

[quote][R51] I’m not sure why you inferred that I was saying that the only reason people need to stay healthy is to attract men, as I most certainly never implied that

You didn't imply it, you openly stated it.

The question was, why are lesbians always so fat, and your response was,

[quote]They don’t feel the need to compete for men or with each other for men’s attention.

So you were either making a completely non-responsive statement, or you were actually answering the question that was asked, and saying that they are fat because they don't need to compete for men. So you're now saying that you didn't say what you obviously, and demonstrably, said. Bravo.

The fact their often hairy, fat, bulbous snatches look like a villain straight out of the Aliens franchise is enough to traumatize most gay men.

I love the lesbians whether they are fat or normal sized.

Surely r35 is trolling and doesn't actually believe this is a funny thread, right? Standards have dropped on DL but fucking hell, this can't possibly be what we call a humor thread nowadays. It's a poorly written troll question with gullibles giving creepy-yet-earnest answers.

[quote] The question was, why are lesbians always so fat, and your response was, "They don’t feel the need to compete for men or with each other for men’s attention."

That response merely explains why many lesbians are fat, r68. It's not an endorsement of obesity, and it doesn't imply that it's okay or healthy to be fat if you're not trying to attract men—only that some women do in fact allow themselves to get fat because they don't care what men think about their bodies. In short, you're a moron with poor reading comprehension skills, but at least you've got plenty of company. This whole thread kind of makes me want to start a thread titled, Why are gay men always so stupid?

The problem, Dr. Genius at R72, is that lesbians are not "always so fat."

You're taking what a troll wrote, accepting it as true (for god knows what reason) and then trying to claim that the reason it's true is that women "let themselves go" unless they're trying to fuck men.

R72 don't make a thread titled why are all gay men so stupid. You will surely be run off the site. Stick to the topic which is also a given: why are lesbians always so fat?

[quote]The problem, Dr. Genius at [R72], is that lesbians are not "always so fat."

Of course they're not. They are, however, somewhat more likely to be obese or overweight than straight women. And it's probably true to some extent that many fat lesbians got fat because they don't care about attracting men. But all of that it beside the point I was making , which is simply that saying "lesbians are fat because they don't care about attracting men," whether true or false, is not the same as saying "the only reason to for women to be thin and healthy is to attract men."

[quote][R72] don't make a thread titled why are all gay men so stupid. You will surely be run off the site.

Honey, I've posted here on and off for 20 years. Nothing anyone here can say is going to run me off the site.

Ok do it then. Let's see what happens, Lez B Frenz.

I can tell you what will happen. A bunch of people will post outraged replies and F&F me. Eventually, Muriel will close the thread. And I will shrug and keep posting here as always.

When I think of a slim fit lesbian, my image correlates to the look of a typical female anchor on Fox - sleek blunt cut with a severe unfashionable part, Ally McBeal-esque cosmetics, short manicured nails, chunky jewellery worn with a man's size & style of button-up or blazer to cover up the chest.

At least, most of the professional lesbians I've met (discounting the athletes/gym teachers) who are not fat look like that.

Sick.

Depressed lesbians eat, so they get fat. Depressed gay men fuck every hole they can find, so they get STDs. I'd rather be fat.

The "working girl" looks like a child, R14.

Most women would be fat if men didn't hold them accountable.