Pioneer Woman's Daughter Drunk and Ugly Just Like Mama!

She's a cute kid and super rich and connected. Unless there's more salicious details on the arrest that are not yet revealed this story is a big yawn. Definitely some eye wrinkles, could that be sun damage?

Holy SHITBALLS!! She looks like Ree's slightly younger sister or slightly older MOTHER!!!!

I'm gonna go make some Lard Patties and Lard Syrup in my glorious deluxe Kitchen Barn now, BITCHES!!!

She's so connected she attends the Uni of Arkansas.

And that hair is TRAGIC, as is this story.

She looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet.

r5 Daddy likes it that way.

Dead Nickelback eyes on that one. Can’t stand Ree’s nasally voice.

Maybe the daughters have a sweet disposition like the mom? Hm, they are unfortunate looking. Lucky for them they are rich and Caucasian.

I'm surprised Ree hasn't had any plastic surgery done. She could easily afford it.

r9 I was just about to type the same thing I don't understand why the mother and at least the daughter (who really needs it the most) doesn't get those nose blobs sorted. It is so unfortunate looking and easily fixed.

They are the 23rd largest landowners in the US, and worth over $200 million.

Wow is she a mess! Does she get any sleep?

Only when she passes out R12.

[quote]She's a cute kid

Ha. No.

R11 so even less of an excuse to be a fuck up.

At least the sons are hot.

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You'd drink too, if you were stuck in the middle of fucking nowhere with only your momma's cooking for entertainment.

I've been there. This is a big nothing.

This is a "who cares" kind of crime to me. She needs a skincare routine though.

I don't know anyone who didn't drink in college.

When your mom is the only celebrity in a 1,000-mile radius, expect a LOT of attention from the locals. Yikes.

Why do these older women INSIST on the horrible black Sharpie eyeliner that they wore in 8th grade? It looks terrible and really ages them. Plus no amount of makeup will help Ree's lumpy mug through the forest of ugliness.

She looks like when they find a skull and they try to recreate the deceased person’s appearance with clay.

Who cares? Ladd has a big dick!

What is with that bad hair color? It's not actually a color: not platinum blonde and not the weird "trendy" gray. Just this ugly whitish.

r26 They are fucking trash. Full stop. Ree like to make it sound like she was fancy pants growing up. Nope, trash. Now she has certainly made a ton of dough, but still trash. Married to a rich rancher? Yes. Guess what? He's trash too.

Ree Drummond: Welfare Queen and Incest Survivor?

I'm not sure having a surgeon father is "trash". What did your parents do R27?

Jesus. I'm 41 and feeling it, but still look better than she does.

"Who cares? Ladd has a big dick!"

Is that what the girl said to the arresting police officer?

[quote]"Who cares? Ladd has a big dick!" Is that what the girl said to the arresting police officer?

No, that's what the judge said when he determined she was not guilty.

Ree's father was basically a GP. She has been known for her exaggerations from the get-go. She's also known for turning her back on the more unsavory parts of her family (the brother she not so fondly refers to as "retarded"). She doesn't own a postage stamp of the Drummond property mentioned upthread. That belongs to her husband's side of the family. She isn't starving, obviously, and good for her for making something off of plagiarizing recipes. She's another person that proves why homeschooling is a horribly bad idea, and this weird lumpen, drunken child of hers is just one example why. So yes, TRASH.

[quote]lumpen

I love that word.

lumpen

R33, she turned herself into a multi-million dollar empire, and without porn. Don't care for her, but who the fuck are you?

Oh hell, here come Ree's PR poodles at r35 checking their google alerts and doing damage control.

I am the Great Cornholio, who the fuck are YOU?

"and without porn"

Nice, completely unnecessary touch there, r35 You might get a bonus!

She hasn't had any "work" done or had her stomach stapled to drop that extra 70lbs. But hey, Ladd likes her this way. He always does her doggie style and it's like riden' a bronco!

Based on Ree's primping for the camera in OP's post, it certainly seems like she does indeed inexplicably find herself quite attractive.

The Drummonds live on a huge ranch in the middle of nowhere, which probably makes Ree the only adult woman within 100 miles. Frau-ish dumpy body or not, I bet she's getting plenty!

Still, what a horrible place to raise kids. Geographically isolated and no contact with anyone who isn't an employee of the parents. I'd expect the kids to do a bit of Rumspringa when they got a chance, although that's hardly an excuse for that tragic hair color.

Wow her brother Mike really is retarded. It's obvious she shares genetics with him.

She actually looks good in that photo. She was on an episode last year when she came home from college and her facial wrinkles and sun-damage was far worse without makeup. I literally gasped when I saw her. She also seemed like a lesbian.

Jesus girl stay away from the teeth whitening or have the caps toned down!

I should have known you'd know where to find the boys and the booze!

Better than the girls and the caulk.

THEY ARE SUCH BUTTER FACES. I WANT TO EAT THEM BOTH UP!

Both ugly cunts who probably got fucked by their Dads.

I absolutely loath the pioneer woman..she seems completely and utterly fake and is probably a complete bitch off camera. Also her meals she makes are a guarantee of a heart attack down the road a few decades.

I follow her on Instagram. She's funny and charming and very down to earth.

But for some reason since she's a celebrity, some people want to believe that she's "a complete bitch" which is such a weird and sad way to think of people whom you've never met.

OK, fuck dragging the Pioneer Woman, let's drag the Frau at r50!

She cooks Americana for hard working ranchers. They can handle the calories but no gay city dweller is going to be interested in her recipes.

r52 Does she have any good ones? Or are they just slightly tweaked Betty Crocker types?

She's got major rib stickers. Like beef brisket lasagna in the slow cooker. Had to take a Zantac just typing it.

Ree's poor pussy has been stretched twenty ways to Tulsa.

So has mine.

Cowboy Josh needs his own show with Ladd and some other cowboys: "Brokeback Prairie" I'd watch.

Is Ladd a top, or a bossy bottom?

He says he's a top but Ree thaws sausages in his butt so I have my doubts.

What’s with the daughter’s coloring? She looks monotone, like her frau mother’s voice.

Ree mentioned once that she's not a natural redhead. She dyes her hair that horrid clown color. Clearly has no gay friends to pull her aside.

Them thar's whatcha call 'tater noses'.

The kids look like those dreadful and terribly frau-ish Precious Moments figurines

Considering she comes from $$ & her mother is something a celebrity - particularly in that Walmart World Headquarters corner of the world - her behavior must have been extremely bad and/or she's done this many times & the cops have finally had enough. Otherwise, they would've just called her daddy to come pick her drunk ass up off the curb and not another word is mentioned. Aside from having horrible hair, she's likely got some serious substance abuse problems.

[quote] Clearly has no gay friends to pull her aside.

I can't imagine there are too many gays in Pawhuska.