Hope Hicks' skull
Is it just me, or is Hope Hicks possessed of a frighteningly robust cranio-facial morphology? She looks like she can bite through 4" saplings with that huge mandible of hers. And her brow ridges are positively Neanderthal-esque. Looks like she could shrug off several whacks to the head with a 2"x 4" before you could put her down and stop her charge.
Frightening.
The only thing that doesn't fit is the small nose. She must've had it shaved down with a reciprocating saw. Korean plastic surgeons, probably. Why they stopped at the nose, though, one can not fathom.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 75 | June 23, 2019 12:16 AM
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She looks like she could be MtF.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 20, 2019 9:49 AM
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She's pretty, I think, it's hard to tell because she lays on that makeup with a trowel.
If she ends up in prison over this shit she'll have a very bad time of it.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 20, 2019 9:51 AM
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Is she still fucking the wife-beating Mormon who was so beloved by the orange traitor and General Kelly before they had to fire him?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 20, 2019 9:53 AM
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She does have a rather severe cranio facial structure. Almost like a barbarian in ancient Europe.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 20, 2019 9:59 AM
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It's what is inside the skull that's truly terrifying.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 20, 2019 10:02 AM
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R3 I imagine she's hopped on to another Nazi cock by now. Hope wants to sample them all. If this were 1940s Germany she would be spreading it for the ss.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 20, 2019 10:02 AM
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I think her forehead is tremendous.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 20, 2019 10:03 AM
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Did this stupid cunt draw on those brows with a sharpie?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 20, 2019 10:04 AM
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Her eyebrows are terrifying.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 20, 2019 10:05 AM
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"Looks like she could shrug off several wacks to the head ". Indeed. All while baring her sharp teeth, foaming at the mouth and growling. Though in reality the only wacks to the head she's probably ever received were from hitting the top of Trumps desk while doing her "White House Duties ".
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 20, 2019 10:09 AM
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I'm pretty sure that if she parts her hair right, you can see her sagittal crest:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 12 | June 20, 2019 10:24 AM
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She's pretty but man, she's not playing when it comes to her eye brows. They are ready for war.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 20, 2019 10:56 AM
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Her highlighter application is tragic and very aging for a young woman. This uber cartoonishly dark eye brow trend will be looked back on as derisively as the too thin/chola brows of the 90s.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 20, 2019 12:45 PM
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Agree about the eyebrows, but there’s no denying she’s a gorgeous woman.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 20, 2019 1:17 PM
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Brutal skull fucking will do that...
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 20, 2019 1:17 PM
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She’s trying to look like Cara Delevingne with those horrible eyebrows.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 20, 2019 1:29 PM
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Ivanka probably promised Hope a very high powered position in her Presidential administration in 2024 IF she keeps her yap shut so Hopie needs to maintain her ultra fierce look. 🤮🤢🤮
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 20, 2019 1:41 PM
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Heavy on the makeup.
She competes with Miss Lindz for the same sort of menz.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 20, 2019 1:48 PM
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She’s very pretty but the makeup is awful . She’s clearly had a lot of work since her younger photos but I think that it’s pretty good . Yes it’s a super strong jaw line .
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 20, 2019 1:50 PM
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She is a good candidate for an extensive and intensive course of Electro Convulsive Therapy.
When that's finished, and Meghan McCain takes her place on the ECT table, Hope won't be spending so much time each day penciling in her eyebrows.
Who does this cunt think she is, anyway? Elizabeth Taylor?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 20, 2019 2:09 PM
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If you take the calipers to the skull of a "pretty" woman, the measurements do not come back indistinguishable from a sexually mature male H. neanderthalensis. She *is not* pretty. And for Christ's sake, homos, her *eyebrow* grooming or lack thereof is not the point -- it's the bone; it's the distressing thickness of the brow *ridges*. Pretty girls have gracile skulls, as on the left:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 27 | June 20, 2019 5:12 PM
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R20, no there seems to be a lot of denying she’s a pretty woman. There seems to be a lot of confirmation that she looks like a MtF or a hookery Real Housewife.
I want to know her Nazi dick count. So far we know about the wife beater and Lewandowski, but who else? Bill Shine now that she’s at Fox? Probably Lachlan Murdoch, but there’s no definitive list.
Either way, she a heau.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 20, 2019 9:45 PM
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R27 makes a fair point.
I *totally* want to skull fuck the one on the left and the one on the right leaves me cold.
C'est la guerre.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 20, 2019 9:48 PM
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Was she born with a penis?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 20, 2019 9:52 PM
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Pig hag. And yes she does have the Bone structure of something crawling around in a cave in the dawn of Europe. The smelly cunt needs those brow ridges shaved down.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 20, 2019 10:20 PM
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No, hon, DNA of the Almiqui.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 20, 2019 10:31 PM
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Compared to teen photos, the cheekbones and jawline have been altered.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 20, 2019 10:40 PM
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There's a woman at work with this same man jaw and heavy brow ridge. She slathers on the makeup as well.
I have to think that the hair extensions, fake nails and the thick makeup are an attempt to distract from the man jaw and heavy occipital ridge.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 20, 2019 10:40 PM
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I've seen her crush a Busch tallboy on her forehead..unopened.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 20, 2019 10:41 PM
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Those are chola brows applied with a wide chisel tip sharpie.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 39 | June 20, 2019 10:50 PM
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"Photographic memory", my left TIT!
I'm sure she's blocked the memory of the stink coming off Trump's crotch while she was giving him the steam job!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 20, 2019 10:51 PM
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She’s fucking ugly and she stinks like shit. Just like other primates.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 20, 2019 11:46 PM
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Politico: Hope Hicks refused to answer 155 questions during House testimony
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 43 | June 20, 2019 11:47 PM
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Is "Hopey" related to these people?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 44 | June 20, 2019 11:56 PM
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Sometimes when women with masculine features slather on shovels of makeup it just makes them look even more trannyesque, rather than naturally feminine (which I assume they're going for).
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 21, 2019 12:07 AM
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I don't agree, OP. She wears far too much makeup but I still think she is a very pretty woman.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 21, 2019 12:45 AM
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She is very attractive. "Pretty" connotes dainty, and she ain't dainty.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 21, 2019 12:54 AM
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I think she's pretty. She's lost some weight since she left the White House. But she's a mean and stupid bitch and I hope she ends up in jail.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 21, 2019 1:10 AM
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R34 they are unusual among mammals in having venomous saliva.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 21, 2019 2:29 AM
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I think that she probably looked more proportional before the nose job. Her nose is too small for her face. What a shame!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 21, 2019 2:32 AM
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Why did she do that to her eyebrows? Crazy.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 21, 2019 2:43 AM
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This thread is a DL classic in the making. I laughed top to bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 21, 2019 9:30 AM
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R40 who knows? Perhaps she relishes the memory.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 21, 2019 9:46 AM
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Is Neanderthal porn a thing? That could be her next career move. They could pair her up with one of those cave men from the Geico commercials. Being fucked by faux cave men on camera couldn't be any worse than what this gash has done already. And she certainly has the correct face structure. She just needs a fur dress.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 21, 2019 9:50 AM
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I think Hope looks fine. Now Kellyanne's skull....
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 21, 2019 10:48 AM
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Or that of the Huckabeast....
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 21, 2019 12:18 PM
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She’s beautiful but in that hard way of certain other beauties like, say, Abigail Spencer.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 58 | June 21, 2019 12:27 PM
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Someone post that scary picture of her where she looks like she's seated at the table of the dark Lord.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 21, 2019 6:12 PM
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A high percentage of her DNA is Neanderthal.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 21, 2019 6:34 PM
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The Doctor must have surgically suppressed her Klingon ridges for this assignment.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 21, 2019 9:03 PM
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A body language expert says she is loving all this attention.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 21, 2019 9:16 PM
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A blind man can see she's loving all the attention. Klingon cunt!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 21, 2019 11:46 PM
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Is the term "skull fuck" still used frequently?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 21, 2019 11:58 PM
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She is the perfect example of what money buys:. Great hair, clothes.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 22, 2019 12:20 AM
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any photos of young cave gal? before surgical improvements?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 22, 2019 12:30 AM
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Hope Hicks is another fucking complicit piece of shit liar for Trump
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 22, 2019 12:35 AM
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That Giudice woman at R44 is vile and heinous.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 22, 2019 12:48 AM
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Her eyebrows are garish and unladylike.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 22, 2019 1:03 AM
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Too bad she didn't bite off The Clown's cock while she was blowing him.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 22, 2019 1:11 AM
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Where is this loyalty to Plumpy coming from? She should testify and spill all she knows and parlay that into book deals and possibly some kind of media career. What hold does he have over these people?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 22, 2019 2:59 PM
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R71 For Hopey, I'm guessing it's her blatant Daddy issues. (As well as Ivanka promising her a very high powered position in her 2024 Presidential administration...that only exists in her ginormous grasshopper head.)
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 22, 2019 3:07 PM
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Lachlan Murdoch? He is rumoured to sashay around the lavender bush, not club the skulls of cro magnon lassies.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 22, 2019 3:21 PM
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For Hopey maybe it's called bribery. For all of them--Trump, McConnell on down in the entire R Party, it's bribery, or fear of exposure. Elizabeth Warren just said it recently and I'm sure she's well-informed.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 23, 2019 12:16 AM
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