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Hope Hicks' skull

Is it just me, or is Hope Hicks possessed of a frighteningly robust cranio-facial morphology? She looks like she can bite through 4" saplings with that huge mandible of hers. And her brow ridges are positively Neanderthal-esque. Looks like she could shrug off several whacks to the head with a 2"x 4" before you could put her down and stop her charge.

Frightening.

The only thing that doesn't fit is the small nose. She must've had it shaved down with a reciprocating saw. Korean plastic surgeons, probably. Why they stopped at the nose, though, one can not fathom.

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by Anonymousreply 75June 23, 2019 12:16 AM

She looks like she could be MtF.

by Anonymousreply 1June 20, 2019 9:49 AM

She's pretty, I think, it's hard to tell because she lays on that makeup with a trowel.

If she ends up in prison over this shit she'll have a very bad time of it.

by Anonymousreply 2June 20, 2019 9:51 AM

Is she still fucking the wife-beating Mormon who was so beloved by the orange traitor and General Kelly before they had to fire him?

by Anonymousreply 3June 20, 2019 9:53 AM

She does have a rather severe cranio facial structure. Almost like a barbarian in ancient Europe.

by Anonymousreply 4June 20, 2019 9:59 AM

It's what is inside the skull that's truly terrifying.

by Anonymousreply 5June 20, 2019 10:02 AM

R3 I imagine she's hopped on to another Nazi cock by now. Hope wants to sample them all. If this were 1940s Germany she would be spreading it for the ss.

by Anonymousreply 6June 20, 2019 10:02 AM

I think her forehead is tremendous.

by Anonymousreply 7June 20, 2019 10:03 AM

Did this stupid cunt draw on those brows with a sharpie?

by Anonymousreply 8June 20, 2019 10:04 AM

It’s just you.

by Anonymousreply 9June 20, 2019 10:05 AM

Her eyebrows are terrifying.

by Anonymousreply 10June 20, 2019 10:05 AM

"Looks like she could shrug off several wacks to the head ". Indeed. All while baring her sharp teeth, foaming at the mouth and growling. Though in reality the only wacks to the head she's probably ever received were from hitting the top of Trumps desk while doing her "White House Duties ".

by Anonymousreply 11June 20, 2019 10:09 AM

I'm pretty sure that if she parts her hair right, you can see her sagittal crest:

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by Anonymousreply 12June 20, 2019 10:24 AM

She is a He.

by Anonymousreply 13June 20, 2019 10:50 AM

She's pretty but man, she's not playing when it comes to her eye brows. They are ready for war.

by Anonymousreply 14June 20, 2019 10:56 AM

Her highlighter application is tragic and very aging for a young woman. This uber cartoonishly dark eye brow trend will be looked back on as derisively as the too thin/chola brows of the 90s.

by Anonymousreply 15June 20, 2019 12:45 PM

On her knees...uh huh.

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by Anonymousreply 16June 20, 2019 12:58 PM

Sure, Hope...

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by Anonymousreply 17June 20, 2019 1:02 PM

[quote]Hope Hicks' skull

is thicker than...?

by Anonymousreply 18June 20, 2019 1:04 PM

trop chargé en fard!

by Anonymousreply 19June 20, 2019 1:06 PM

Agree about the eyebrows, but there’s no denying she’s a gorgeous woman.

by Anonymousreply 20June 20, 2019 1:17 PM

Brutal skull fucking will do that...

by Anonymousreply 21June 20, 2019 1:17 PM

She’s trying to look like Cara Delevingne with those horrible eyebrows.

by Anonymousreply 22June 20, 2019 1:29 PM

Ivanka probably promised Hope a very high powered position in her Presidential administration in 2024 IF she keeps her yap shut so Hopie needs to maintain her ultra fierce look. 🤮🤢🤮

by Anonymousreply 23June 20, 2019 1:41 PM

Heavy on the makeup.

She competes with Miss Lindz for the same sort of menz.

by Anonymousreply 24June 20, 2019 1:48 PM

She’s very pretty but the makeup is awful . She’s clearly had a lot of work since her younger photos but I think that it’s pretty good . Yes it’s a super strong jaw line .

by Anonymousreply 25June 20, 2019 1:50 PM

She is a good candidate for an extensive and intensive course of Electro Convulsive Therapy.

When that's finished, and Meghan McCain takes her place on the ECT table, Hope won't be spending so much time each day penciling in her eyebrows.

Who does this cunt think she is, anyway? Elizabeth Taylor?

by Anonymousreply 26June 20, 2019 2:09 PM

If you take the calipers to the skull of a "pretty" woman, the measurements do not come back indistinguishable from a sexually mature male H. neanderthalensis. She *is not* pretty. And for Christ's sake, homos, her *eyebrow* grooming or lack thereof is not the point -- it's the bone; it's the distressing thickness of the brow *ridges*. Pretty girls have gracile skulls, as on the left:

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by Anonymousreply 27June 20, 2019 5:12 PM

R20, no there seems to be a lot of denying she’s a pretty woman. There seems to be a lot of confirmation that she looks like a MtF or a hookery Real Housewife.

I want to know her Nazi dick count. So far we know about the wife beater and Lewandowski, but who else? Bill Shine now that she’s at Fox? Probably Lachlan Murdoch, but there’s no definitive list.

Either way, she a heau.

by Anonymousreply 28June 20, 2019 9:45 PM

R27 makes a fair point.

I *totally* want to skull fuck the one on the left and the one on the right leaves me cold.

C'est la guerre.

by Anonymousreply 29June 20, 2019 9:48 PM

Was she born with a penis?

by Anonymousreply 30June 20, 2019 9:52 PM

Yes, r30.....

by Anonymousreply 31June 20, 2019 9:56 PM

Pig hag. And yes she does have the Bone structure of something crawling around in a cave in the dawn of Europe. The smelly cunt needs those brow ridges shaved down.

by Anonymousreply 32June 20, 2019 10:20 PM

DNA of the Almasti?

by Anonymousreply 33June 20, 2019 10:29 PM

No, hon, DNA of the Almiqui.

by Anonymousreply 34June 20, 2019 10:31 PM

Compared to teen photos, the cheekbones and jawline have been altered.

by Anonymousreply 35June 20, 2019 10:40 PM

There's a woman at work with this same man jaw and heavy brow ridge. She slathers on the makeup as well.

I have to think that the hair extensions, fake nails and the thick makeup are an attempt to distract from the man jaw and heavy occipital ridge.

by Anonymousreply 36June 20, 2019 10:40 PM

I've seen her crush a Busch tallboy on her forehead..unopened.

by Anonymousreply 37June 20, 2019 10:41 PM

For R33

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by Anonymousreply 38June 20, 2019 10:42 PM

Those are chola brows applied with a wide chisel tip sharpie.

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by Anonymousreply 39June 20, 2019 10:50 PM

"Photographic memory", my left TIT!

I'm sure she's blocked the memory of the stink coming off Trump's crotch while she was giving him the steam job!

by Anonymousreply 40June 20, 2019 10:51 PM

Where's my Hopey?

by Anonymousreply 41June 20, 2019 11:39 PM

She’s fucking ugly and she stinks like shit. Just like other primates.

by Anonymousreply 42June 20, 2019 11:46 PM

Politico: Hope Hicks refused to answer 155 questions during House testimony

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by Anonymousreply 43June 20, 2019 11:47 PM

Is "Hopey" related to these people?

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by Anonymousreply 44June 20, 2019 11:56 PM

Sometimes when women with masculine features slather on shovels of makeup it just makes them look even more trannyesque, rather than naturally feminine (which I assume they're going for).

by Anonymousreply 45June 21, 2019 12:07 AM

I don't agree, OP. She wears far too much makeup but I still think she is a very pretty woman.

by Anonymousreply 46June 21, 2019 12:45 AM

She is very attractive. "Pretty" connotes dainty, and she ain't dainty.

by Anonymousreply 47June 21, 2019 12:54 AM

I think she's pretty. She's lost some weight since she left the White House. But she's a mean and stupid bitch and I hope she ends up in jail.

by Anonymousreply 48June 21, 2019 1:10 AM

R34 they are unusual among mammals in having venomous saliva.

by Anonymousreply 49June 21, 2019 2:29 AM

I think that she probably looked more proportional before the nose job. Her nose is too small for her face. What a shame!

by Anonymousreply 50June 21, 2019 2:32 AM

Why did she do that to her eyebrows? Crazy.

by Anonymousreply 51June 21, 2019 2:43 AM

Remember this?

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by Anonymousreply 52June 21, 2019 2:46 AM

This thread is a DL classic in the making. I laughed top to bottom.

by Anonymousreply 53June 21, 2019 9:30 AM

R40 who knows? Perhaps she relishes the memory.

by Anonymousreply 54June 21, 2019 9:46 AM

Is Neanderthal porn a thing? That could be her next career move. They could pair her up with one of those cave men from the Geico commercials. Being fucked by faux cave men on camera couldn't be any worse than what this gash has done already. And she certainly has the correct face structure. She just needs a fur dress.

by Anonymousreply 55June 21, 2019 9:50 AM

I think Hope looks fine. Now Kellyanne's skull....

by Anonymousreply 56June 21, 2019 10:48 AM

Or that of the Huckabeast....

by Anonymousreply 57June 21, 2019 12:18 PM

She’s beautiful but in that hard way of certain other beauties like, say, Abigail Spencer.

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by Anonymousreply 58June 21, 2019 12:27 PM

Someone post that scary picture of her where she looks like she's seated at the table of the dark Lord.

by Anonymousreply 59June 21, 2019 6:12 PM

A high percentage of her DNA is Neanderthal.

by Anonymousreply 60June 21, 2019 6:34 PM

The Doctor must have surgically suppressed her Klingon ridges for this assignment.

by Anonymousreply 61June 21, 2019 9:03 PM

A body language expert says she is loving all this attention.

by Anonymousreply 62June 21, 2019 9:16 PM

A blind man can see she's loving all the attention. Klingon cunt!

by Anonymousreply 63June 21, 2019 11:46 PM

Is the term "skull fuck" still used frequently?

by Anonymousreply 64June 21, 2019 11:58 PM

She is the perfect example of what money buys:. Great hair, clothes.

by Anonymousreply 65June 22, 2019 12:20 AM

any photos of young cave gal? before surgical improvements?

by Anonymousreply 66June 22, 2019 12:30 AM

Hope Hicks is another fucking complicit piece of shit liar for Trump

by Anonymousreply 67June 22, 2019 12:35 AM

That Giudice woman at R44 is vile and heinous.

by Anonymousreply 68June 22, 2019 12:48 AM

Her eyebrows are garish and unladylike.

by Anonymousreply 69June 22, 2019 1:03 AM

Too bad she didn't bite off The Clown's cock while she was blowing him.

by Anonymousreply 70June 22, 2019 1:11 AM

Where is this loyalty to Plumpy coming from? She should testify and spill all she knows and parlay that into book deals and possibly some kind of media career. What hold does he have over these people?

by Anonymousreply 71June 22, 2019 2:59 PM

R71 For Hopey, I'm guessing it's her blatant Daddy issues. (As well as Ivanka promising her a very high powered position in her 2024 Presidential administration...that only exists in her ginormous grasshopper head.)

by Anonymousreply 72June 22, 2019 3:07 PM

Lachlan Murdoch? He is rumoured to sashay around the lavender bush, not club the skulls of cro magnon lassies.

by Anonymousreply 73June 22, 2019 3:21 PM

You mean like this?

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by Anonymousreply 74June 22, 2019 3:28 PM

For Hopey maybe it's called bribery. For all of them--Trump, McConnell on down in the entire R Party, it's bribery, or fear of exposure. Elizabeth Warren just said it recently and I'm sure she's well-informed.

by Anonymousreply 75June 23, 2019 12:16 AM
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