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New York Magazine: Eating Ass - A Guide For The Straight Man

Do straight me like to have their asses eaten by gay men? Share your experiences!

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by Anonymousreply 21June 19, 2019 9:03 PM

[quote]Do straight me like to have their asses eaten by gay men?

No, but you need to get ate out by a woman. You just need to, trust me.

by Anonymousreply 1June 19, 2019 4:40 PM

Ass is the new kale!

by Anonymousreply 2June 19, 2019 4:43 PM

R2, can you really taste the ass?

by Anonymousreply 3June 19, 2019 4:48 PM

Yes they do.

by Anonymousreply 4June 19, 2019 4:55 PM

R3, it tastes like chicken.

by Anonymousreply 5June 19, 2019 5:14 PM

VULGARIANS!

by Anonymousreply 6June 19, 2019 5:17 PM

VULGARIANS!

Wasn't that said by Joey?

by Anonymousreply 7June 19, 2019 5:25 PM

No wonder gonorrhoea is back.

If you have to go that far just to get off, perhaps that's a clue you should abstain for awhile.

by Anonymousreply 8June 19, 2019 5:31 PM

I love watching amateur straight porn where some het dude gets his ass eaten. If the girl is really good at it, she'll get his hole wide open, but yet nothing is inserted. How sad.

by Anonymousreply 9June 19, 2019 5:35 PM

ROTFLMAO -- I know the guy who wrote that. He's a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend and I don't know him very well, have only met him maybe twice, but recognized the name because I knew that he'd written a book about sex that just came out (or is about to be published?)

No idea if he's gay or straight, one of those guys who could be either.

More power to him though--there is not enough money in the world to get me to write about my sexual experiences.

by Anonymousreply 10June 19, 2019 5:36 PM

This is what we can't have nice things.

by Anonymousreply 11June 19, 2019 5:48 PM

"Dirty Sanchez, A Guide for the Befuddled"

by Anonymousreply 12June 19, 2019 5:55 PM

I've given and received. As a receiver it wasn't all that. I've only been a "giver" a few times, but only when I was sure it was clean. I don't see what all the fuss is about.

by Anonymousreply 13June 19, 2019 5:56 PM

Marry me, r6!

by Anonymousreply 14June 19, 2019 5:59 PM

As they say: once you're past the smell, you've got it licked!

by Anonymousreply 15June 19, 2019 6:16 PM

Straight men don't have sex with other men.

by Anonymousreply 16June 19, 2019 6:19 PM

I still think it’s disgusting. I get it feels good- but it’s always a risk of Imbibing shit unlike sticking a dick in it. Sorry - just can’t do. But I have found straight guys always want it. One of the main things they like about gay sex. None of the pain - or psychological questioning - of penetration but the pleasure of getting a sensitive area payed with. And they are rarely clean.

by Anonymousreply 17June 19, 2019 6:23 PM

I am gay and love to eat hot straight ass. I'd love to find some hot straight guys that want their asses eaten, but it's hard to find that in Michigan. Hell, it's hard to get laid in Michigan period.

by Anonymousreply 18June 19, 2019 6:34 PM

If a man lets another man "eat his ass," he's not straight.

by Anonymousreply 19June 19, 2019 6:37 PM

The secret is not to swallow.

by Anonymousreply 20June 19, 2019 8:58 PM

R7, it was!

by Anonymousreply 21June 19, 2019 9:03 PM
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