Lindsay Lohan losing her MTV show and Mykonos nightclub

How do people keep funding her projects? Almost guaranteed failures. Plus she must be a nightmare to work with.

She should become a Palmist. $99.99 per hand job

Open a massage club called Fire Crotch.

Make a straight-to-video cheap movie. Surely someone will put up a few bucks for it.

I wish someone would hire Lindsay for a movie. She needs to act again and get her life back on track.

I find it hilarious that she acts all high almighty about refusing to deliver the drama herself. At least not on camera. I hope that means her Greek partner went broke financing and running that joint. He acted like the Queen of Sheba on the show.

I feel bad for her. I know lot's of people who grew up in emotionally abusive households and yeah some defy the odds with much less opportunity than Lilo had but many spend their 20s a mess trying to figure out how to live a normal life.

She was a lost cause for Hollywood the moment she messed with Oprah. Nobody with any credibility, or good intentions, is going to take a chance on her. All she can hope for is to be the front for some money laundering scheme for a few more years.

She loves Trump and she comes from a family of grifters...She should DEFINITELY try for Huckabeast's newly open position.

she isn’t even capable of running a brothel

I don’t feel bad for her at all.

Lousy actress who’s had more than her share of chances and comebacks. She defies people who ‘now more than she does and is rude to everyone.

Who even knew she had either?

bye bye bloated bitch

She should permanently fuck off back to whatever rock or cave or hole she came out of and never be seen again.

I think she did not realise that running a business needs work. 'Anglos' are all blah, blah, blah but the truth is they don't like working hard.

She should start a church called The High Almighty. The ultimate grifter scheme.

She looks like a grilled cheese made from orange Kraft singles, fried in a dirty pan.

You cant run a successful whorehouse if your prices are too low and your "merchandise" isnt top shelf quality.

WW R17

best description of Lindsay Lohan ever!

She's definitely looking at a Judy Garland ending in a few years.

She'll make a great autobiography and biopic, though.

The Apricot Ashtray fails again.

(Actually rooting for her to get her shit together.)

Gotta love Page Six:

[quote] Lindsay Lohan slams accurate reporting on canceled TV show

I heard she “paid” $1,000,000 for the place and sold it for $8,000,000.

I’ve formed a candlight vigil for June 31, 8pm. All are welcome. It’s BYOX.

I haven't been to Mykonos in years. I wonder why it failed. Didn't watch the show. Mykonos is probably busiest with tourists in the summer months so they should have known that. In June all of Sweden is there, not sure in July but August the Italians invade.

When I think sophisticated chill beach sunset cocktails, I think Lindsay Lohan. When I think chic and wild cutting edge nightclub, my go to reference is again Lindsay Lohan.

Her career failed because she is a nightmare to work with. A friend was involved in The Canyons, a film by Bret Easton Ellis. She caused the producers nothing but headaches and was impossible to work with. Plus she has no following except old men who might want to fuck her, but she's getting real tired and older looking than her years. I say fuck her and good riddance. She needs to start doing Snuff films, at least one.

It failed because they paid people to push expensive drinks on wealthy people - but apparently never to have sex with them. The whole premise of the “club” was bizarre to me. Who pays to have people hang out with them - purely to push expensive drinks on them? It would have been much more logical and entertaining if it was a high-end brothel - which it seemed to be except for the sex part.

I wish I could find the article they did about the filming of The Canyons. Fabulous Hollywood trash that perfectly captured the train wreck that is Lohan. Even the porn star James Dean has to call her out for being unprofessional. She is gossip gold - she should have a few memoirs in her before she even reaches 40.

R28 that is standard operating procedure at a beach club such as Voile Rouge in Saint-Tropez. Push very expensive drinks, nibbles and meals on people who will to drop a fortune while the yachts bob near the shore. Comp some pretty girls to help create the atmosphere. Nobody wants that associated with this skank and Mykonos is probably a tad lower rent than truly chic resorts that can get away this this racket.

[quote] . Who pays to have people hang out with them - purely to push expensive drinks on them?

Straight men in bars all over the world.

Page Six is back and upping their cunt game...

[quote] Lindsay Lohan has signed a record deal with Tommy Mottola’s Casablanca Records for upcoming music, Page Six has exclusively learned.

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[quote] As far as her Mykonos club, one reader sent us a recent image of the shuttered spot on a deserted beach — save for a trio of sunbathing cows.

Very good description r17.

[quote] save for a trio of sunbathing cows

Dina, Lindsay and Ali?

R29 i remember that article. Was very blunt and honest. They even spoke about how James Dean was very professional and kind to everyone while she was always late, throwing tantrums etc.

R32 eww at Tommy Motolla.

R35 he's still a piece of shit.

Is she still a dyke?

She has more lives than a cat she's the OJ Simpson of actresses. Teflon - nothing sticks and she gets away with everything. I bet she feels very smug about it all, considering she's a kleptomaniac sex working tweaking weathered boozehound.

[quote] She has more lives than a cat she's the OJ Simpson of actresses. Teflon - nothing sticks and she gets away with everything. I bet she feels very smug about it all, considering she's a kleptomaniac sex working tweaking weathered boozehound.

Not to mention, she's a firecrotch!

The idea of these VIPs spending any money at all was just too much for me to take this show even remotely serious. VIPs like models get paid to show up and look pretty. Same goes for singers and DJs.

Lindsay Lohan herself gets paid whenever she makes an official club appearance.

Don't fuck with Pakistan!

I think she should do a stand-up tour small venues where she sits on stage takes questions and talks about the life of... all the shit she's gotten away with, like Charlie Sheen and his tours. I would pay to see that shitshow she needs to satirize herself.

I love R17

A true DL Icon! I’m sure her new record will be a big hit.

I am sure her record will be played on the fields to scare crows away.

Can you imagine what Black Mirror demon shit they have to put the recordings through in order to make her raspy voice sound like pop music?

No kidding R46. Her voice sounds like 65 year olds with a 3 pack a day habit.

R23 's Page Six article ends with a terrifying quote:

"and has said she’s exploring launching a property called Lindsayland in Dubai."

She will never top her 2005 rendition of "Edge Of Seventeen!"

I'm surprised that Stevie Nicks didn't give up on performing that after LL played and took names.

Maybe Lindsay will improve on Stevie's "Rhiannon" on her new album!

Poor girl can't dance.

[quote]“If you want a true story [Page Six] travel to #Istanbul and write something real for once . . . Children that need attention which I work with and none of you writers try and help. Families that loose [sic] limbs in Syria and you write crap stories about celebs.”

Preach, gurl.

R48 Lindseyland has been operational in Dubai for years

Become a Senator's wife?

Mrs. Lindsey Graham?

Lindsey & Lindsay!

The media would love it.

Lifestyles of the rich & famous.

Someone suggested that Lindsay and Aaron the Cockgobbler team up for a reality TV show about opening a “club” in Dubai.

One episode will be a fact finding trip to south of france for “yacht season.”

Another episode will be titled — “Sloppy Holes.” For obvious reasons.

[quote] Someone suggested that Lindsay and Aaron the Cockgobbler team up for a reality TV show about opening a “club” in Dubai.

That was me! I also suggest a Lindsay-Aaron roadtrip to Muscat, to buy rugs or some shit.

And a grilled cheese sandwich r38.

What work does she do with children exactly? Buy booze for minors while they wait for her outside the corner store because they’re too young to buy it themselves?

She needs to get drunk and snort a few lines.

[Quote] Another episode will be titled — “Sloppy Holes.” For obvious reasons.

🤢🤢🤢

I’ll miss her when she’s gone.

Is CLUB LINDSAY just Lindsay in a tight skirt?

R38 uh... her career disintegrated a long time ago. If she was truly "Teflon," that wouldn't have happened.

I wonder what's next for her. She needs to marry rich Euro trash and secure herself money for the future. Her acting career is over and I don' think it would be impossible for her to live a normal life. People wouldn't allow it she's become too infamous.

[quote]What work does she do with children exactly?

Were you not around for this mess?

She can work for me at the women-only health club. I'd discipline the shit out of her and make her look great in a leotard no less.

She'd be a great poster child for the benefits of jackhammers (just not the kind she's gotten used to).

I wouldn’t call that work r63, so much as a kidnapping.

Don’t fuck with Pakistan! 🇵🇰

Stop nitpicking, bitch @R61 LL is most def Teflon. She'll keep getting opportunities that most of her washed up peers don't.

I watched the show and didn't see the point. She seemed barely involved with running the club herself, was constantly off camera, and when she was ON camera she didn't look super well. Her queeny Greek partner may have been a divo but he was the only real 'character' on the show. The 'hosts' were absolutely tedious apart from the one nice black guy who seemed there to have a good time and grow as a person.

I felt kinda bad for Lohan because she kept talking about needing people with good energy around her, and being VERY staunchly anti-conflict, desperately trying to foster a kumbayah, peaceful place, and clearly not trusting anybody. She's obviously been through a lot. Meanwhile, MTV had clearly designed the show to be another Geordie Shore/Ex On The Beach situation that is... entirely based around young gym-goers getting drunk having sex and fighting with each other. Not the best match.

Also she kept going on about Mykonos being a place of peace and serenity and spirituality or whatever... *cuts to DJ blasting techno music on the beach at 9am while people get wasted*. It was insane to me that she couldn't see the dissonance.

I wish her well, although I don't know why she's trying music again and not acting. I understand she's harder to insure as an actress, but there's no money in music right now unless you tour for most of the year. Even when she COULD (kind of) carry a tune, she's never been as much of a 'live' artist, and that's a much more rigorous schedule than doing a few independent films...

she is broke. her arab daddys not want her syph cunt no mo....

go bak to the uk brothels bb..

she has bad emphysema and maybe has 3 yrs left....

Where did you hear that r70?

speaking of dykes, I jus watched a murder she wrote that had angela and dyke kristy macnichol skipping off into the sunset ….did angela eat young dykes out on the show?

I’d pay to see her do a Q&A evening in Vegas but only if my ticket gets 100% refunded for a no show. I don’t mind her turning up late, falling over, talking nonsense then screaming for security as she accuses the audience of looking at her funny, I’d pay extra for her to berate me and throw her vodka bottle at my head but the odds of her reaching the venue would be exceedingly low. Fuck, that’d be a great night out.

R73 sounds like a waste of $10 to me.

Lilo let Tommy Mottola run a triple anal train on her with 2 horse hung Colombian coke mules, so he gave her a "contract" worth shit delivering nothing but a good coke connection. Lilo works in money laundering and drug running.

Mottola sounds like a pig.

Can her agent still get her into the “Downton Abbey” movie? People would climb through the windows to hear her faux British accent. It’s kind of a camp-comedy anyway!

She could be Shirley Mc’s lost slutty, wayward daughter who they just found overdosed in Ibiza. But also the heiress to a rival castle and a burgeoning fortune!

(Lindsay enters)

Violet Crawley:”Do I smell ass?”

Back in the day, there was gossip from LL's former body guard that once during the midst of a drug-fueled breakdown, LL claimed she was planning to kill herself on August 4th at age 36.

If that's true then only a few years left...

dam scumbag let her crawl bak into her crack wormhole with her dubai turds.

R79 sadly i can see something like that happening. Same with Demi Lovato/Selena Gomez.

Wasn't it an Arab-financed brothel? They thought Madame Lilo would bring them lots of blondes over there to fuck.