Countdown to Hallmark Christmas: 2019

Christmas gays confuse me as it is, but Hallmark Christmas gays? A riddle, wrapped in a mystery...

How many will star Andrew W. Walker this year???!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!

For r1

Never gets old:

Is 2019 another year in which only heterosexuals celebrate Christmas and love on the Hallmark Channel?

I think this year will be PEAK Hallmark Christmas movie. They are hoping to air forty originals this season.

I had a substantial role in one of these and it was the MOST FUN I've had in my life. EVERYONE sees it eventually! It is a bizarre level of semi-fame I loved. Sadly, I am not in one for 2019, but I am hoping to be cast in another. I'm generally the father of the pretty female lead!

Andrew Walker is losing his edge I feel R2. He's also my favourite of the Hallmark men by far. Most of the usual Hallmark male casting actors tend a little too maquillage and Ken doll and not *quite* Masc enough somehow for me - unsurprisingly. It emtirely amazes me fraus would even fancy most of them no matter their Knitting Catalogue sweater style?!

Sadly, however, I've noted the last season or so, the boyish charm of Walker beginning to flag and look a little "frozen' and probable reflecting little light sirgicsl work definitely having been done. Even if not, he doesn't seem to have a face that's ageing into a silvered midlife hotness unfortunately either for these types of roles he breaks up with the odd horror or thriller genre flick too.

Hallmark 2019 - cannot see him cast anywhere yet? Perhaps Hallmark HQ agrees?

^^surgical

I need to submit a screenplay to Hallmark. Same old formula over and over.

Jessica Lowndes ain't looking so hot these days.

R10, the scripts are produced by the same bots that write AP stories and pro-Trump tweets. No human has touched them in years.

They start broadcasting these in early November, I think.

Don't forget Christmas in July r13!!

Yes, some of the Christmas in July movies are even popping up early next week.

Will Chance Caldwell's ex-boyfriend Tyron Leitso be in one this year? It looks like he hasn't worked since 2015.

Isn't there a Lori Loughlin special scheduled? Something titled, "Christmas Behind Bars"? "Christmas in the Docket"? "Coal in Your Stocking, Bitch!"?

Now there's a line-up I'd sit and happily watch - especially if Felicity Huffman is Lori's beaten and bitter cellmate in Christmas Behind Bars.

Name your L.L. Xmas from hell special... if you can provide a plot and cast mates, even better!

[quote]"Christmas Behind Bars"? "Christmas in the Docket"? "Coal in Your Stocking, Bitch!"?

Marry me r16

Is Danielle not getting paid enough at the CW?

[quote]I think this year will be PEAK Hallmark Christmas movie. They are hoping to air forty originals this season.

Hallmark Christmas 2019 by the numbers:

Canada — 40

Big scarves — 40

Protagonist dissatisfied with her career — 37

Protagonist returns to her hometown — 37

High-school sweetheart is now a hot widower — 37

Protagonist has an unfulfilled, stressed-out, childless female boss — 37

Old man passed on the street two minutes in turns out to be Santa — 24

Cradled mug of hot chocolate or hot cider — 19

Protagonist and high-school sweetheart lock eyes at Christmas fair's cookie-decorating booth — 14

Protagonist and high-school sweetheart and lock eyes as he helps her off the ice after a fall — 13

Mom's famous eggnog pancakes — 9

"OMG, THE WHOLE MOVIE TOOK PLACE INSIDE OF A SNOW GLOBE!!!" — 4

Tia Mowry — 2

Jewish character in an LED menorah sweater — 1

R7 — 0

Marry me r19 ...

... in Christmasville

[quote]Cradled mug of hot chocolate or hot cider — 19

Back up, bitch. That’s a 40 if ever there was one.

Not enough dong shots

Hallmark’s Anal-Only Christmas

It's mid-June! We're less than halfway through the year!

It's always Christmas at the North Pole, r24!

Hallmark’s Christmas Prison Break, starring you-know-who The aged broken down people of Misty Mountain Eagle Pass have to save Ye Olde Dildo Shop by midnight Christmas Eve. For some reason, they’re only chance is to land a helicopter in the prison yard and bring Lori back (because she has the only key or the deed to Ye Olde Dildo) Anyway, a lot of lost millennials end up falling in love and finding themselves and using dildos!

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Did anyone spot the token black couple in the video? See - and you say Hallmark isn't diverse! I bet there's an Asian delivery person hidden in one of those movies, too!

R21, the remaining 21 break down as:

Gingerbread latte sipped by the fire in the village's cafe-blacksmith-dollhouse shop, which is owned by our secret matchmaker who is actually an undercover angel — 11

Cradled tropical drinks cooling the hands of the protagonist's parents on their first-ever Caribbean cruise, paid for by the blood money their daughter earned in the cutthroat advertising world she's about to leave behind for love — 7

Coffee in a green-and-white Skarducks paper cup given to a homeless woman (who then babbles out, "Christmas magic, you'll see....his angel, you'll be....in a box under the tree, that's me....I'll be watching thee, tee hee hee.) who turns out to be Mrs. Claus in disguise — 1

Mulled nonalcoholic wine w/ cinnamon stick, floating star anise and orange slice — 1

Hot buttered rum that gets one tiny sip and a "My word! That sure packs a wallop, hahaha!" — 1

I love you r19!

I think there was a Let's Be a Hallmark Christmas Movie thread a while back.

Trevor Donovan is Christmasing right now in Ontario for Hallmark.

I was going to ask where Jill was but I just needed to scroll down a bit lol

R26 Does Ye Olde Dildo sell FLEET’s complete line? Do they gift wrap?? Will Lori’s career be saved along with the town?Will the truckload of GLIDE arrive by midnight in the falling snow?

Dawson's 50 Load Weekend: Christmas Edition

Someone should make a drinking game involving these "films"

I wonder what the budget of one of these films is.

2019 movies

Christmas Wishes and Mistletoe Kisses

Merry and Bright

Christmas Scavenger Hunt

Picture a Perfect Christmas

The Mistletoe Secret

Christmas Under the Stars

A Gift to Remember

Christmas at Graceland: Home for the Holidays

Write Before Christmas

A Christmas Duet

The Christmas Club

Double Holiday

Check Inn to Christmas

Christmas at the Plaza

Christmas in Rome

Christmas Town

A Christmas Love Story

Christas at Dollywood

Christas in Evergreen Tidings

Alice in Christmasland

It's Beginning to Look at Lot Like Christmas

Holiday Date

When Calls the Heart Christmas

New Year, New Me

Yes, Virginia, there will be an Andrew Walker Christmas movie this year.

Sony Movies Christmas has started in the UK. I did it last year and was exhausted by December. I'll give it a miss.

Christmas Wishes & Mistletoe Kisses Premieres Saturday, October 26 8pm/7c Starring Jill Wagner, Matthew Davis, and Donna Mills

Merry & Bright Premieres Saturday, November 2 8pm/7c Starring Jodie Sweetin, Andrew Walker and Sharon Lawrence

Christmas Scavenger Hunt Premieres Sunday, November 3 8pm/7c Starring Kevin McGarry and Kim Shaw

Picture a Perfect Christmas Premieres Saturday, November 9 8pm/7c Starring Merritt Patterson and Jon Cor

The Mistletoe Secret Premieres Sunday, November 10 8pm/7c Starring Kellie Pickler, Tyler Hynes and Patrick Duffy

Christmas Under the Stars Premieres Saturday, November 16 9pm/8c Starring Jesse Metcalfe, Autumn Reeser and Clarke Peters

A Gift to Remember 2 Premieres Sunday, November 17 8pm/7c Starring: Ali Liebert, Peter Porte and Tina Lifford

Christmas at Graceland: Home for the Holidays Premieres Saturday, November 23 8pm/7c Starring Adrian Grenier, Kaitlin Doubleday, Priscilla Presley and Chase Bryant

Write Before Christmas Premieres Sunday, November 24 8pm/7c Starring Torrey DeVitto, Chad Michael Murray, Grant Show, Lolita Davidovich and Drew Seeley

A Christmas Duet Premieres Monday, November 25 8pm/7c Starring Chaley Rose, Rome Flynn and Teryl Rothery

The Christmas Club Premieres Tuesday, November 26 8pm/7c Starring Cameron Mathison and Elizabeth Mitchell

Double Holiday Premieres Wednesday, November 27 8pm/7c Starring Kristoffer Polaha and Carly Pope

Check Inn to Christmas Premieres Thursday, November 28 8pm/7c Starring Rachel Boston and Wes Brown

Christmas at the Plaza Premieres Friday, November 29 8pm/7c Starring Ryan Paevey and Elizabeth Henstridge

Christmas in Rome Premieres Saturday, November 30 8pm/7c Starring Lacey Chabert and Sam Page

Christmas Town Premieres Sunday, December 1 8pm/7c Starring Candace Cameron Bure, Tim Rozon and Beth Broderick

Christmas Town Premieres Sunday, December 1 8pm/7c Starring Candace Cameron Bure, Tim Rozon and Beth Broderick

Christmas at Dollywood Premieres Sunday, December 8 8pm/7c Starring Danica McKellar, Niall Matter and Dolly Parton

Christmas in Evergreen: Tidings of Joy Premieres Saturday, December 14 8pm/7c Starring Paul Greene, Maggie Lawson, Barbara Niven, Holly Robinson Peete, Rukiya Bernard, Colin Lawrence, Ashley Williams and Jill Wagner

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas Premieres Saturday, December 21 8pm/7c Starring Eric Mabius

Holiday Date Premieres Sunday, December 22 8pm/7c Starring Brittany Bristow and Matt Cohen

New Year, New Me Premieres Saturday, December 28 8pm/7c Starring Aimee Teegarden

[quote]Christmas Wishes & Mistletoe Kisses

Hallmark Christmas has officially jumped the shark

Andrew is a curious case. He has the looks and ability to have made it in mainstream Hollywood in at least a TV series, but seems to have settled for the Hallmark/Lifetime treadmill. Lazy?

[Quote] Hallmark Christmas has officially jumped the shark

Has it really?

Lol r44.

I can't wait!!!

Barbara Niven!

No Luke Macfarlane? Say it ain’t so! I’d certainly pinch his festive buttocks!

r38, due to special-edition DL corrective lenses, I read that as: "MARY! & Bright"

Go back to i-village, fraus!

r3 Carrie Fisher kept a Christmas tree up all year long. She also died on Christmas.

R48 lol

Hallmark Movies & Mysteries line up

A Merry Christmas Match - October 25, 2019 (Ashley Newbrough and Kyle Dean Massey)

Nostalgic Christmas - October 31, 2019 (Brooke D'Orsay and Trevor Donovan)

Two Turtle Doves - November 1, 2019 (Nikki DeLoach and Michael Rady)

A Blue Ridge Mountain Christmas - November 7, 2019 (Rachael Leigh Cook and Benjamin Ayres)

Holiday for Heroes - November 8, 2019 (Marc Blucas, Melissa Claire Egan, Patti Murin)

A Christmas Miracle - November 14, 2019 (Tamera Mowry-Housely, Brooks Darnell, Barry Bostwick)

A Godwink Christmas: Meant for Love - November 15, 2019 (Kathie Lee Gifford, Cindy Busby, Ben Hollingsworth)

Sense, Sensibility & Snowmen - November 21, 2019 (Erin Krakow, Luke MacFarlane and Kimberley Sustad)

Our Christmas Love Song - November 22, 2019 (Alicia Witt)

The Christmas Wish - November 29, 2019 (Ashley Williams, Paul Campbell)

A Homecoming for the Holidays - December 5, 2019 (Laura Osnes, Stephen Huszar)

Time for You to Come Home for Christmas - December 6, 2019

Christmas in Montana - December 12, 2019 (Kellie Martin and Colin Ferguson)

Angel Falls: A Novel Holiday - December 13, 2019 (Jen Lilley, Carlo Marks)

An Unforgettable Christmas - December 19, 2019 (Ashley Greene)

A Family Christmas Gift - December 20, 2019 (Holly Robinson Peete, Patti Labelle, Dion Johnstone)

I am glad Luke McFarlane, Travor Donovan, Kellie Martin and Alicia Witt also have their own yearly Christmas movie.

I was worried for Victor Webster. But he has The Matchmaker Mysteries: A Killer Engagement coming up on October 6h on Hallmark Movie & Mysteries!

A Merry Christmas Snatch

A Holiday for Hoes

Cum Home For Christmas

Christmas in West Hollywood

I see nothing listed for closeted gay Canadian Tyron Leitso since 2015.

Did he finally give up being a big star?

He should come out like Luke!

These sound sad

[Quote] A Holiday for Hoes

I hope Hallmark is listening.

I hope Lacey Chabert has more than one film.