Let's be Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991)

I’m the QED report

I'm Clown Dog

I'm their cunt mother who left my kids for three months just so I could get European cock

I'm the great big sign that says PERSONNEL. Do.You.Under.Stand?

I'm Mama Celeste, face up

I'm Liza Minnelli, who stole the Buick.

I'm the last snowball

Australian R3

I'm Kathy's Jello mold.

I"m Franklin, on the spectrum.

I'm the grunion

I'm tv. I rot your brain.

I'm cunt supreme Carolyn.

I’m the episode of [italic]The $100,000 Pyramid[/italic] Walter watches on TV.

I’m Bruce the head inventory clerk!

I'm the cucumber that every woman over 25 needs.

I'm the garage that will be tidied up at the buttcrack of dawn!

I so wanted to see this movie as a teen when it came out. I didn't, time went on and the urge went by. I bet it would be a time capsule from 1990 if I saw it now.

I'm the obvious stunt double when the kids falls off the roof.

I'm Nicole's sweet dance moves

I'm right on top of that, Rose.

You're a year too early R18.

I'm the gayish brother who wants to be a chef. I'm really into Nicole.

Soon you'll see me on Will and Grace as half of Will and Grace's best friend gay couple.

Im the black girl who has no lines

I'm the strings that Rose can pull at Vassar if Swell is interested.

I’m one of the the racing giant rubber bouncy balls in the toy store.

I'm the bowels of the fashion industry.

She has a line, R24 - "What about the kids, hm?"

I'm a 48 hour orgasm.

I'm the cucumber every woman over 25 ought to have in the house.

I’m 1989, still hanging around until Grunge and teen spirit kills me in the fall.

I'm the drag queen (Liza!) who stole their car.

I'm R32, 26 replies earlier.

I'm the home edition of Super Password.

Did that really exist? I don't recall any friends having it or seeing it in the store. I for sure would've wanted it.

I’m Sue Ellen’s both sweet and dry Martini & Rossi on the rocks!

R20, Nicole has a Belinda Carlisle kind of look.

I'm the dishes that are done, man!

I"m the eggs florentine at Rose's superintendent breakfast.

I'm Metallica Breath

I'm the diamond ring ("just a chip!") that the 14-year-old brother bought for his girlfriend.

I'm so glad this is a cult classic. I saw it in the dollar theater and begged my friends to see it with me again the next weekend (goddamn Josh Charles still does it for me). They went to see Rocketeer or some shit because they weren't interested in seeing "that stupid slut from Married with Children." It's sad, because Christina Applegate is a fantastic actress, but a lot of people don't seem to know that.

Josh Charles's character in Dead Poets Society was so cute.

I'm the Bodacious Ice Sculptures receipt. In crayon.

Keith Coogan who played Kenny “dishes are done, MAN” Crandell recently played the paedo handler who raped poor Corey Haim (RIP) in the grimy TALE OF TWO COREYS.

I'm the 72 hour orgasm!

I'm one of the students burning uniforms in protest!

I'm the couch that needed whisking.

I'm the bitch STILL waitin for Sue Ellen at PUR-SU-NELL!

[quote]They went to see Rocketeer or some shit because they weren't interested in seeing "that stupid slut from Married with Children."

At least they didn’t cast that awful Milano woman. Then she would have ruined it.

I'm the missing half of Sue Ellen's first paycheck; I went towards taxes and some...savings and pension fund.

I’m shit. Keith Coogan said to eat me.

I'm the VOLVO with no air conditioning

I'm a career woman now!

I’m the tombstone that reads:

Nice old lady

INSIDE

Died of natural causes

I'm Cynthia the Moon Goddess

I’m Mom’s hat when she comes back and breaks everything up.

I’m caramelized...

I'm that "state of the art" entertainment center paid for with petty cash! I'm at the Goodwill now.

I’m the second-run dollar theater playing this along with [italic]Problem Child 2[/italic] and [italic]The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter[/italic]. I’m a Kohl’s now.

It's 48 hours, R45. And you're a little late for that one.

r59 That would be a three way of my dreams!

I’m a really fun squeegee!

I'm Walter's leg cast.

I'm the Wisked couch.

I’m the long-after-the-fact realization that the older brother was the younger version of Tod the Fox in [italic]The Fox and the Hound[/italic] ten years before this.

I'm the long-after-the-fact realization that the second oldest brother wasn't a young Jensen Ackles.

I'm the heroin in Christopher Pettiet's trailer. Shh, don't tell anyone I'm here.

Christina Applegate hated the movie, thinking that she'd sold out, doing a mainstream Hollywood movie. She says she was insufferably snobby at the time. Christina's more talented than most people know, at any time she could have a big comeback with an eye-opening role, like Farrah had with "The Burning Bed."

I'm a little trollop, it's time for me to go home.

R68: well, if she didn’t take it, then Jennifer Aniston, who’d already had two well-deserved flops before her undeserved success and concurrent with the shooting of this movie, might have.

I think Aniston and her original nose were shooting the Ferris Bueller tv show when they were filming this movie.

She was also in Mayim Bialik’s awful proto-[italic]Blossom[/italic] Fox show [italic]Molloy[/italic]. It bombed after four weeks.

I’m that big bowl that she dumps that whole box of Capn Crunch in, breakfast is served.

I'm petty cash.

I'm the ZSA ZSA diamond ring Zack bought for his moon goddess Cynthia, and Elvis' new chew toy.

I'm Rose's big happy jar of M&Ms.

Also, I love Rose and I want to work for her someday.

[quote]Im the black girl who has no lines

She did at the beginning of the film, cunt.

I'm

I have Metallica breath.

I'm the editor who had Christina dub the word "prick" for "punk" and "Judy" for "Liza".

I'm what the fuck these things are called.

I'm Christina's cool hat.

I'm not a stalker.

I'm the cast reunion.

I'm the deadbeat dad.

[quote]Christina Applegate hated the movie, thinking that she'd sold out, doing a mainstream Hollywood movie. She says she was insufferably snobby at the time. Christina's more talented than most people know, at any time she could have a big comeback with an eye-opening role, like Farrah had with "The Burning Bed."

That's not what she said. She NEVER said she hated the movie. She said that when she was doing MWC she wanted to do indie movies and was a snob when it came to promotion.

I'm a 17 year old drinking like there's no tomorrow.

I'm a career woman now.

I'm gonna drown, ahhh, choke!

I'm missing Oprah everyday, sitting in traffic - in a VOLVO!

I'm the girl who spits.

Lotta lazy bitches not reading the thread and duplicating things.

I'm quality time with Walter.

I’m the cinematographer. I was apparently drunk during the filming of this movie.

[Quote] Also, I love Rose and I want to work for her someday.

Who wouldn't??

I'm the rosemary chicken. Very tender.

I'm the computer mouse Rose felt the need to point out to Swell on her first day (WTF?)

LOL R97

I'm the Bob's Big Boy Account numbers

I'm Mona, the other broad.

I'm her undereye circles. Are we sure she didn't give the little kid his heroin?

I'm sugar & spice!

I'm the battle plan for icing a cake.

I'm the massive doily Mrs. Sturak is supposedly crocheting for the couch.

I’m a complete report on the life of the aardvark

I'm post-coital bliss

I’m Martini and Rossi on the rocks.

Sweet or dry, r107?

Oh a little bit of both

I'm Rose's guffaw when Sue Ellen says she thought they made designer clothes.

I’m the brother’s cute friend whose name I can never determine (Lizard?) and who I’ve never seen in anything else

I'm flat-chested Nicole, a member of Whitney Houston's Rhythmless Nation.

We're the buyers. We're just a bunch of old whores.

I’m copying my resume right out of the book, but adding some fashion stuff while clicking my nails.

We're the times, and we are a-changin'.

I’m Michael Meyers’s niece!

I'm the waiter asking, "Sweet or dry?"

sweet or dry is played out people!.........oh uh...."THIS AINT NO PERFECT WORLD".

I'm the Cosmo article that's supposed to help Zach figure out how Jacob managed to steal away his Moon-Tang.

I'm the UNIFORMS burned in EFFIGY!

I'm the obvious overdub when Sue Ellen calls Kenny a punk instead of a brat after their phone argument.

I'm the whisking Kenny gave the couches. They needed it.

I'm the all nighter.

I’m the female Asian office extra over-acting at news of the all-nighter.

LOL R124

I'm an executive-level administrative assistant.

I am whatever the fuck the qed report was.

I’m the rat race, and it sucks, Kenny.

I’m dragging the line.

I’m Kenny’s last three brain cells.

I’m the notepad Rose hold up that says “QED REPORT ASAP!”

I’m the one thing at a time that Sue Ellen is doing in order to not feel overwhelmed.

I'm the crick in Bruce's neck; I'm employed to my fullest when Bruce is informed by Sue Ellen that when she has the figures ready, he can run on up and fetch them.

I'm Swell's mini office fridge stocked with Diet Sprite and Tab.

I’m the deranged Mary Poppins!

I'm Cave Lady's PMS.

I'm the pizza crust on the record.

No I'M the pizza crust on the record!

I'm the faith you gotta keep.

I'm the fax machine with acid reflux.

I'm Kathy's BDF husband.

I'm the babysitter's saggy stockings. I'm not as saggy as her tits.

I’m the fat vat.

I dont know where Cathy is, I am a temp (in my fancy prom dress and VERY expensive necklace)

R144 LOL. Yeah, what the hell was that all about? Who was in charge of wardrobe that day for the bit players? Strange.

Oh, and I'm the irresponsible brother who should've been reading green eggs and ham or some shit.

I'm the film's score, which may think you're watching Heathers at times.

We’re the screenwriters of [italic]Working Girl[/italic] calling our lawyers.

I’m the fish spawning. Can’t believe no one mentioned us yet.

I'm the void in Lindsey's office.

I'm Bryan. I'm the stork of fast food.

I am Kenny. I'm supposed to only be 15 buy I'm being played by a 20-year-old Keith Coogan.

I'm the non-existent alimony and child support from the deadbeat dad and the seemingly non-existent employment income from the irresponsible mother that seemingly keeps a huge,yet crappy house and cracked pool and Volvo, not to mention five children afloat in some far-flung, yet unnamed suburb of Los Angeles.

R151 I’m your mother I am supposed to be only 37 which no one with eye sight can believe.

[quote]I’m the fish spawning. Can’t believe no one mentioned us yet.

See R11

I'm a Vassar girl!

I’m the post-coital cigarette!

I’m the babysitter. I’m dead.

I’m the man who cheated on Rose. Shame on me.

I’m Rose interfacing with New York and 3 AND I have a report due at the end of the day

I’m Beatrice from Personnel, and I’m a real pushy broad.

I’m the pony tailed yellow shirt cladded Asian extra getting off the elevator with C. Applegate. I’m a walking human incarnation of 2 decades. Hopelessly stuck in the 80s while also being a perfect reference point for 90s fashion.

I'm Oprah Winfrey, conquering the teenage demographic.

Young Josh Charles, the first time I found a big ugly nose on a guy completely adorable.

I'm whisking the couch.

I’m the wet spot on Gus’s pants!

I'm Rose's shoulder pads in the outfit she wears at the end. I will cut a bitch.

I'm the fat vats at Clown Dog

I believe in life's rich tapestry.

I'm maître d'

I'm one of the blonde extras in front of Sue Ellen and Gus' restaurant. I didn't get the memo on what my action is so I wander around aimlessly.

I'm the aggressive "thank you" Sue Ellen says to Katrina.

I'm "38 year old" Mrs. Crandell

She was actually 45 when this movie was released. Would it have killed them to simply use her real age?

I'm Bruce's hair gel.

R92 I can’t right now. I have to stay here and re-direct all the incompetents who are coming up here instead of going straight down to personnel like they’re supposed to.

I'm the home edition of Super Password.

I'm the remote to the "state of the art" TV that's three inches thick.

I'm Sebastian Bach, getting his cock sucked in Christina's trailer during lunch.