I know you're a witch everyone knows.
Things On Sitcoms That Needed To Be Said, But Weren't
by Anonymous | reply 601 | June 26, 2019 8:10 AM |
I've been watching your kid for the last five years, you should pay me Mrs Ricardo
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 14, 2019 1:54 PM |
We haven't had sex in thirty years.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 14, 2019 1:56 PM |
You may be a robot, Vicky, but you’re still a little cunt!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 14, 2019 1:58 PM |
"Mrs. Stevens, everyone knows you have two different husbands. What are you MORMON?"
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 14, 2019 1:59 PM |
Mr Sheffield's average size dick just isn't big enough for your big cunt CC. No reflection on your character.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 14, 2019 1:59 PM |
If you want better gigs, your stuck up daughter is gonna have to put out. No, I'm not talking about Tracy.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 14, 2019 2:03 PM |
Mallory has been sniffing glue again, Mom.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 14, 2019 2:05 PM |
Your husband is a fag, Carol.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 14, 2019 2:07 PM |
WEHT Mom?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 14, 2019 2:09 PM |
Miss Babcock, don't marry Niles, he's gay
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 14, 2019 2:10 PM |
Tom: Lose 40 kilograms and I'll fuck you, Linda, I am actually that desperate.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 14, 2019 2:10 PM |
Saffy, you're old, if you don't like it here just move out!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 14, 2019 2:12 PM |
Shirley, just let Laverne and Rosie Greenbaum fistfight. Just ONCE.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 14, 2019 2:17 PM |
Blanche, you're really not that great looking
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 14, 2019 2:18 PM |
Chrissy, Janet, I don't want to fuck either of you.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 14, 2019 2:21 PM |
Alice, the Brady's just use you
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 14, 2019 2:21 PM |
Ann, how do you afford all of these designer fashions as an unemployed actress?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 14, 2019 2:24 PM |
Hyacinth, you're middle class.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 14, 2019 2:31 PM |
and Sheridan is gay
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 14, 2019 2:32 PM |
Monica, how can we afford to live here?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 14, 2019 2:41 PM |
Donald, don't tell Daddy we're fucking, OK?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 14, 2019 2:45 PM |
Frasier you're not as smart and interesting as you think you are! Also, how much are you paying these beautiful women to sleep with you? #metoo
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 14, 2019 2:48 PM |
How come so many interesting visitors can get onto and off of the island, but neither our “professor” nor or “skipper” can figure out how to leave?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 14, 2019 2:49 PM |
R22 LMAO, just what I always thought about Frasier. He was a creepy bore. Never understood that he was suddenly considered hot on his own show whereas on Cheers most people knew he was a creepy bore. I would much rather date Martin.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 14, 2019 2:52 PM |
None of my dates make me cum like Jo does.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 14, 2019 3:01 PM |
Master, why are we both bottoms?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 14, 2019 3:03 PM |
Mrs. McGillicuddy is a virulent racist who loathes "Mickey" because he's Hispanic.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 14, 2019 3:04 PM |
Did Kate and Allie have a lesbian subtext?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 14, 2019 3:05 PM |
Why does YOUR finger smell like HIS ass?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 14, 2019 3:15 PM |
Alice, who are you trying to kid with this 'dating Sam shit'? If you were a dinosaur, you'd be called a 'lickalottapuss'...
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 14, 2019 3:19 PM |
MS. Romano, you're just a horrible, horrible woman!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 14, 2019 3:20 PM |
What incantation will get Darren and Maurice to run a train on my ass?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 14, 2019 3:24 PM |
Why did the Willises produce a black daughter and a wonder bread-white son, instead of obviously biracial children?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 14, 2019 3:25 PM |
Alice, you're an untalented cunt. Your singing makes dogs howl. You'll be slinging chili in my diner til you drop dead.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 14, 2019 3:33 PM |
If you mess with my fantasy, I will fuck you up Rourke. And keep that creepy midget away from me. I'm not here for a sideshow attraction.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 14, 2019 3:34 PM |
Monroe Ficus was gayer than Liza's clutch purse at the Tonys.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 14, 2019 3:36 PM |
Yes, Debra, it's true. Everybody does love Raymond.
YOU, on the other hand . . .
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 14, 2019 3:47 PM |
Maree, you're an interfering old bitch
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 14, 2019 3:48 PM |
Karen was in love with Grace.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 14, 2019 3:52 PM |
Saints preserve us!
It's Catwoman!
And she shrunk... and is black!!!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 14, 2019 3:52 PM |
Why are my older sisters biracial and my younger sisters black?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 14, 2019 3:56 PM |
Why, OF COURSE I'm homosexual, Mrs. Carmichael!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 14, 2019 3:56 PM |
George, your tight jeans are the main reason Mr. Belvedere won't LEAVE!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 14, 2019 3:57 PM |
Why does Kimberly Drummond keep slurring her words, and why are constantly hiding her behind potted plants.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 14, 2019 4:02 PM |
Carol, whether your looking for a father for Phillip or just satisfying your sexual needs, all your relationships are miserable failures. You don't need therapy to remember your childhood, you need therapy to learn how to have a real relationship, not one to just meet YOUR needs.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 14, 2019 4:02 PM |
You went from being a housewife to an ad executive in two weeks? How many men did you have to blow, Ms. Romano? HOW MANY?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 14, 2019 4:03 PM |
Edith had innocent lesbian crushes on Louise Jefferson and Irene Lorenzo.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 14, 2019 4:04 PM |
Girl, girls, NONE of you are pretty.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 14, 2019 4:04 PM |
Have any of you turned on a TV since there were just three networks?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 14, 2019 4:04 PM |
Vera was a virgin.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 14, 2019 4:06 PM |
R49, I'm sorry I have to say this, but we all agree and think it's for the best. R49, dear, YOU'RE A CUNT!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 14, 2019 4:11 PM |
[quote] I know you're a witch everyone knows.
But the thing was, no one knew except her: Abner never believed her. And she didn't even know it was witchcraft: she just thought "strange things" were going on at the Stevens house,.
[quote] Saffy, you're old, if you don't like it here just move out!—Patricia Stone
I can see Patsy saying that didn't she at least once), but it would have done no good since it was Eddie's house, not Patsy's. And for all of Eddie's self-indulgence, and her bitchiness towards her daughter, she also loved Saffy deep down and needed her approval sometimes.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 14, 2019 4:12 PM |
Professor, why is it that you can even make washing machines out of bamboo and yet you still can't get us off this island?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 14, 2019 4:14 PM |
🖕
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 14, 2019 4:16 PM |
Saffy has Stockholm syndrome
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 14, 2019 4:18 PM |
Oh just shut up for once, Julia. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 14, 2019 4:18 PM |
[Quote][R49], I'm sorry I have to say this, but we all agree and think it's for the best. [R49], dear, YOU'RE A CUNT!
R51 And I am unanimous in that!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 14, 2019 4:19 PM |
Jamie, why is there semen in your sister's circuits?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 14, 2019 4:22 PM |
Misogynist name-calling certainly proves the point. So on trend for 2019.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 14, 2019 4:30 PM |
Bean, you have autism
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 14, 2019 4:30 PM |
Natalie you're FAT and Blair you're a Cunt .
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 14, 2019 4:37 PM |
Ethel honey , I don't want to intrude , but are you and Fred having intimacy issues ?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 14, 2019 4:39 PM |
Wesley, show us on the doll where Mr. Belvedere touched you.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 14, 2019 4:40 PM |
Derek, why did you leave me? None of these girls I’ve tried to date to make myself forget you are working.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 14, 2019 4:44 PM |
[quote]Jamie, why is there semen in your sister's circuits? —Ted Lawson
At least somebody in this family is getting some.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 14, 2019 4:47 PM |
Stop making fun of me you over-the-hill cracker whore and stop hitting me in the head with the newspaper you abusive dago bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 14, 2019 4:49 PM |
Arthur, I'd drink too if I was married to Maude.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 14, 2019 4:50 PM |
Barbara Jean, you slept with my husband, got pregnant and caused our divorce. I don't want to be your best friend, you are a horrible, annoying, hypocritical bitch!.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 14, 2019 4:51 PM |
I drank all the booze so Mr. Findlay wouldn’t. Now I’ve got cirrhosis! Bloody Greeks!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 14, 2019 4:51 PM |
At least stealing the basic premise for my show from another show that was basically 1/3 remakes of old [italic]Brady Bunch[/italic] scripts to begin with was the only crime we committed.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 14, 2019 4:56 PM |
Phyllis hated Rhoda because she was Jewish.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 14, 2019 4:56 PM |
R71 = Joanne Forbes
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 14, 2019 4:57 PM |
No, I hated her because she was fat and could still land a hotter guy than me.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 14, 2019 5:00 PM |
“I’m totally hotter than you Marcia!”
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 14, 2019 5:00 PM |
Duhhhhhhhh, I’m retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 14, 2019 5:03 PM |
You know, Willie, if you would just let me eat the stray cats from the neighborhood, I would both save you money on food bills and do everyone a public service. Melmacians didn’t evolve to subsist on nothing but Diet Pepsi and Doritos. Who do you think I am, Jay Leno?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 14, 2019 5:11 PM |
[quote]You went from being a housewife to an ad executive in two weeks? How many men did you have to blow, Ms. Romano? HOW MANY?
Sounds like a career move for me to consider when I grow up. Either that or plant removal services.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 14, 2019 5:15 PM |
I always got the vibe that the women on It's a Living moonlighted at high-class call girls, with Nancy Beebee as their madame.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 14, 2019 5:21 PM |
Nell, what you need to give a break are carbohydrates.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 14, 2019 5:23 PM |
R67: Florida, dear, you HAVE been drinking. I'm married to Maude. Arthur is my neighbor, the one who sexually assaulted Vivian over Shakespeare quotes and tried to organize an anti-gay lynch mob over that bar just outside of town. You know, my best friend!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 14, 2019 5:24 PM |
"We're making a show for retarded people with no genuine talent involved other than John Ritter."
by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 14, 2019 5:25 PM |
James was boning Willona.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 14, 2019 5:25 PM |
Cherie hid in Henry’s old refrigerator on purpose so Punky and I would perform mouth-to-mouth CPR on her. What a dirty trick.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | June 14, 2019 5:26 PM |
Actually, I prefer freshly squeezed orange juice to orange soda, but I would never admit that to Kenan.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 14, 2019 5:28 PM |
The entire clothing section of this department store is staffed by a pretentious middle class divorcee, a gay cross-dresser, a leech, a doddering narcoleptic, a groping floorwalker with an inferiority complex, and a department manager who's thick as a plank. Oh, and the brothers who own the place are cheap millionaire sex pests.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 14, 2019 5:30 PM |
[quote]Why does Kimberly Drummond keep slurring her words, and why are constantly hiding her behind potted plants.
Because she was a junkie slut, that’s why.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 14, 2019 5:32 PM |
I SHOULD HAVE PUT DOROTHY UP FOR ADOPTION .
by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 14, 2019 5:32 PM |
You did enough already, R87.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | June 14, 2019 5:33 PM |
Rerun, chill, bro! Stop eatin at the soda shop every day.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | June 14, 2019 5:34 PM |
Forget Maude, why didn’t I get an abortion when I had the chance?
by Anonymous | reply 90 | June 14, 2019 5:34 PM |
FLO , I HAVE KISSED YOUR GRITS.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | June 14, 2019 5:34 PM |
I was ass-raped in juvie and no one did anything to try and stop it.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | June 14, 2019 5:36 PM |
I was a CIA MKULTRA test subject and I’ll probably die homeless. The IRS saw through my attempt to call myself a reverend to get out of paying taxes like Marilu Henner’s knee highs.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 14, 2019 5:38 PM |
Why didn’t anyone tell me my wife is a lesbian?
by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 14, 2019 5:40 PM |
Tony, I need you to fuck me in the ass again once Mom has left for work.
PLEASE!
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 14, 2019 5:52 PM |
Oscar, I want be your wife. I want to cook for you and clean for you and have you drunkenly climb on top of me after one of your poker games, reeking of cigars and stale sweat, and grind me into the mattress like a carrot on a grater.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | June 14, 2019 5:56 PM |
At least I wasn’t the most annoying little boy named Danny that Embassy managed to dig up in 1984.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | June 14, 2019 6:05 PM |
R61, Tootie, you can't skate for shit. You're a midget and you're only wearing those roller skates to look taller.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | June 14, 2019 6:11 PM |
I cheated on Cliff and that’s why our children look different from each other and from him. I knew he was cheating on me behind his back, but I never told him what I know because there is no way in Hell that I’m going to risk losing a Brooklyn brownstone. Sondra’s real father is the father of Rudy’s fat friend Peter.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | June 14, 2019 6:13 PM |
Jack? Janet?
I spent the rent money on crack.
Fuck both of you.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | June 14, 2019 6:17 PM |
I can’t cook for shit, which is why I weigh less than either my sister or the women she lived with who are now my responsibility even though they’re all consenting adults by now. That’s also why Frank dumped me. Screw him; he can go get gas at Señor Sombrero for all I care. Thank god Andy didn’t pick up any of their bad eating habits. Maybe I can instill some respect for women into him before it’s too late.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | June 14, 2019 6:17 PM |
[quote]Why didn’t anyone tell me my wife is a lesbian? —Steven Keaton
Especially when mine looked more like one than yours?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | June 14, 2019 6:19 PM |
Doctor Huxtable, you and your wife are just two conceited, pompous assholes.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | June 14, 2019 6:20 PM |
Jerry Seinfeld had a very large penis.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | June 14, 2019 6:20 PM |
Henry, if you really hate Mel's chili so much, why do you keep getting it every day?
by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 14, 2019 6:23 PM |
Mrs. Garrett, we may respect your wisdom, but keep in mind that you are only a dietician/nutritionist. I could buy and sell you.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | June 14, 2019 6:24 PM |
Since Phoebe isn't here, let me ask: why do we always hang out with a former homeless crack whore? She didn't even go to college.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | June 14, 2019 6:26 PM |
That fucking Glomer upstaged me when we did the [italic]Punky Brewster[/italic] cartoon. In live-action, I could do all sorts of cool stuff. In animation, I was subservient to a talking magic gopher. And my agent told me I was going to be the next Scooby-Doo! As if it wasn’t bad enough that they cut Mrs. Johnson out of the cartoon or that we premiered the same year Disney finally started doing TV cartoons.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | June 14, 2019 6:27 PM |
Dr. Huxtable, why do you write yourself so many Quaalude prescriptions?
by Anonymous | reply 109 | June 14, 2019 6:28 PM |
I wish I had had Maude's abortion.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | June 14, 2019 6:30 PM |
Michael Evans was a little flaming gayling who trolled for DL thug cock in the Chicago projects.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | June 14, 2019 6:30 PM |
Drake; just TELL Josh you're in love with him, get out of our parents' house and take him with you. As absurd as I find your relationship he's not our real brother so it isn't like I can have either of you arrested if I catch you two boobing it up together, but I still don't want to live in the same house as you embarrassing morons.
Lose my number but if you insist (and Josh will) mail your wedding invites to the house so I can have the satisfaction of an RSVP 'no'. Good fucking luck, and don't break his heart or you'll have me to answer to.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | June 14, 2019 6:34 PM |
Mr. Stratton, you are late on the cocaine deliveries. Don’t give me the old “my wife made me take the miniature railroad out of the living room” excuse; that’s the fifth time I’ve heard that one this week. You signed a deal with our contacts in Colombia to move cocaine to and from the US in exchange for money to keep Eddie Toys solvent. Now it’s time for you to fulfill your end of the bargain. You wouldn’t want me to have to mess up that handsome face of yours, would you? Oh, and thanks for getting me in touch with Whitney Houston’s agent. I think we’ll be doing a lot of business in the future.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | June 14, 2019 6:37 PM |
Why are we always hanging out with Screech when we're the popular kids?
by Anonymous | reply 115 | June 14, 2019 6:38 PM |
I was probably going to turn out gay.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | June 14, 2019 6:40 PM |
Alice Mitchell, if you don’t keep that annoying brat of yours from coming over here and upsetting my husband every afternoon while you take a beauty nap, I’m calling CPS!
by Anonymous | reply 117 | June 14, 2019 6:40 PM |
Tootie, what happened to your skates and why have you been wearing those really baggy sweaters all season?
by Anonymous | reply 118 | June 14, 2019 6:41 PM |
Daddy, can I go to public school? There’s a new girl at Eastland who looks at me like a lion eyeing a gazelle, and it makes me feel uncomfortable.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | June 14, 2019 6:42 PM |
Trixie Norton was a hooker before she married Ed.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | June 14, 2019 6:42 PM |
I was murdered. My neighbor Annie cut the brakes on my car.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | June 14, 2019 6:44 PM |
For fuck's sake, Julia, shut the FUCK up already!
And also, bitch, you can't sing for shit.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | June 14, 2019 6:45 PM |
But we CAN sing for shit!
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 14, 2019 6:46 PM |
Frasier, we hope you don't mistake us for the scenery as you're chewing it all up.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | June 14, 2019 6:49 PM |
[quote]I wish I had had Maude's abortion. —Sophia
I wish I had been The Brady Bunch’s maid but you can’t have everything.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | June 14, 2019 6:49 PM |
Sam, you're not as hot as you think you are. You have a weird jaw and you overdo it on the hairspray and Drakkar Noir.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | June 14, 2019 6:52 PM |
I was the hot one. That’s why I was actually able to seal the deal and you weren't.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | June 14, 2019 6:54 PM |
I’m the real master. I just make him think he’s the one in charge because that’s how men are.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | June 14, 2019 6:56 PM |
Keith, you have VD. We need to start you on penicillin as soon as possible.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | June 14, 2019 6:59 PM |
Jerry, George where are you two finding these women that are so clearly out of your league?
by Anonymous | reply 130 | June 14, 2019 7:02 PM |
We all agree that geeky Sly and even Mark are so much hotter than "hot" Jake.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | June 14, 2019 7:06 PM |
Abner, Abner! Samantha's uncle is giving Darrin a blowjob!
by Anonymous | reply 132 | June 14, 2019 7:11 PM |
[quote]Jerry, George where are you two finding these women that are so clearly out of your league? —Elaine
With a drug that I invented.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | June 14, 2019 7:14 PM |
General Burkhalter, as soon as this war is over and the Nuremberg Trials begin, I am telling them [italic]everything[/italic] about you.
Just because I say "I see nothhhhhhhingggggg..." now won't mean much to me then.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | June 14, 2019 7:14 PM |
[quote]Abner, Abner! Samantha's uncle is giving Darrin a blowjob!
And you want me to join them as a third? Your constant screeching is tempting me to do that.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | June 14, 2019 7:17 PM |
The only reason I haven’t joined #metoo is because I can’t count that high.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | June 14, 2019 7:19 PM |
In which cabin can I find the blow?
by Anonymous | reply 137 | June 14, 2019 7:29 PM |
Why is my twin a fat Mexican?
by Anonymous | reply 138 | June 14, 2019 7:29 PM |
Amanda may have it together now, but mark my words someday she’s going to lose it big time and often!
by Anonymous | reply 139 | June 14, 2019 7:33 PM |
[quote]Why is my twin a fat Mexican? —Mark Hogan
That’s Venezuelan, you puto! But at least neither of us are in jail unlike a certain other co-star of our more popular older brother.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | June 14, 2019 7:36 PM |
“Henry, I hope you die in a fiery crash!”
by Anonymous | reply 141 | June 14, 2019 7:38 PM |
Georgette was retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | June 14, 2019 7:39 PM |
“Gonzo, why are all the male nurses always in the locker room when you’re showering?”
by Anonymous | reply 143 | June 14, 2019 7:39 PM |
“Ok, Ok, Natalie, but it was rape rape right?”
by Anonymous | reply 144 | June 14, 2019 7:44 PM |
Gee, Eddie, you never ride me anymore like you used to ride that train set.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | June 14, 2019 7:46 PM |
Mary was the prettier, more fuckable sister, even after she went blind.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | June 14, 2019 7:48 PM |
Buddy, stop looking at your sister's hairy gash.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | June 14, 2019 7:51 PM |
"Why, Bubba, you sure do look fine in them snug jeans. Why don't you pop in next door and pop [italic]out?[/italic]. Show Auntie Iola what you've been practicing on Amy."
by Anonymous | reply 148 | June 14, 2019 7:52 PM |
Lenny and Squiggy were more than just "roommates."
by Anonymous | reply 149 | June 14, 2019 7:52 PM |
Carmine Ragusa was a big show queen and had absolutely no romantic interest in Shirley Feeney.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | June 14, 2019 7:57 PM |
"Who doesn't know I've dealing drugs under the counter as well as selling my pussy and ass and cheap blow jobs to keep the boo-teek up and running?" - Willona Woods
by Anonymous | reply 151 | June 14, 2019 8:05 PM |
Jo isn't the only one around here who enjoys eating pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | June 14, 2019 8:18 PM |
Mary Richards was all hair and no tits.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | June 14, 2019 8:41 PM |
Lou Grant's underwear reeked of shit, piss, and jizz.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | June 14, 2019 8:43 PM |
Kelso, you need to really fuck Fez. He has been wanting it the entire time. Just get high and make his dreams come true.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | June 14, 2019 8:44 PM |
Mom!, Dad! I think aliens abducted Chuck!
by Anonymous | reply 156 | June 14, 2019 8:45 PM |
I knew damn well what Willis was talking about. I’m not stupid. It’s whether he knew what he was talking about that was the question.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | June 14, 2019 8:47 PM |
R147 Don’t you mean her Baxter-Birney?
by Anonymous | reply 158 | June 14, 2019 8:48 PM |
Blanche: Dorothy, do you know why I am so popular? We have a heat wave here in Miami and you are all dressed up like an eskimo on the North Pole!
by Anonymous | reply 159 | June 14, 2019 8:49 PM |
I didn’t love Bernie.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | June 14, 2019 8:51 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 161 | June 14, 2019 8:52 PM |
Hey cunt, Rachel. I have two words for you. ANGELINA JOLIE.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | June 14, 2019 8:56 PM |
Good thing the fire that destroyed my studio also destroyed all the hardcore gay porn I photographed in the 1970s. Yes, I needed the money; it was the recession. Yes, it was legal age, and shame on you for even assuming otherwise. No, I wasn’t in it. Punky will never know the truth.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | June 14, 2019 8:59 PM |
"Jonathan, why were Tony's soiled jockeys under your pillow? Do you have something to tell me?"
by Anonymous | reply 164 | June 14, 2019 9:01 PM |
Nanny Babcock: Franny Fine, you dress like a Drag Queen!
by Anonymous | reply 165 | June 14, 2019 9:01 PM |
[quote]Mary Richards was all hair and no tits.
I told her to get an underwire bra, but in her case that would be like putting racing stripes on an Edsel.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | June 14, 2019 9:03 PM |
Joanna, why don’t we buy Larry, Darryl, and Darryl some name tags for Christmas so they won’t have to introduce themselves every time they come to visit?
by Anonymous | reply 167 | June 14, 2019 9:07 PM |
“Sister Bertrille, do you get frequent flyer miles with that?”
by Anonymous | reply 168 | June 14, 2019 9:09 PM |
I may not be very bright, but at least I’m not a lying cheating scuzzball like my cousin Jessica’s ex-husband Chester Tate.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | June 14, 2019 9:11 PM |
“Abby, thankfully you had that hysterectomy so we don’t need to worry about having to change the title of the show.”
by Anonymous | reply 170 | June 14, 2019 9:13 PM |
If Benson got a spin-off, why couldn’t I get one, too, instead of that cheesy unrelated show with Danny Thomas and Martin Short?
by Anonymous | reply 171 | June 14, 2019 9:13 PM |
“You were never my favorite, I much preferred Marvin!”
by Anonymous | reply 172 | June 14, 2019 9:17 PM |
If I had gone into pro football instead of selling shoes to women who waddle over the line between human and water buffalo, then I probably would be dead from dementia by now.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | June 14, 2019 9:19 PM |
The American Diet industry has long since profited off women’s low self-esteem about their bodies, and it’s time I did something about it.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | June 14, 2019 9:21 PM |
“Kurt, stop stealing my dirty jockstraps and jerking off with them!”
by Anonymous | reply 175 | June 14, 2019 9:23 PM |
Well, if I had to choose someone to eat to survive I'd pick the Skipper.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | June 14, 2019 9:24 PM |
Mom? Dad? It's Sheridan. I'm home!
by Anonymous | reply 177 | June 14, 2019 9:24 PM |
I sabotaged all the rescue efforts on purpose.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | June 14, 2019 9:25 PM |
So the waxy yellow buildup and the floor cleaner I was using for it caused my nervous breakdown? Talk about a delayed reaction!
by Anonymous | reply 179 | June 14, 2019 9:26 PM |
Billy Hackett fucked Ethel Mae when the group visited Albuquerque.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | June 14, 2019 9:32 PM |
"Wait...where’s Chuck?"
by Anonymous | reply 181 | June 14, 2019 9:34 PM |
Wow, I look skinny compared to Chrissy Metz.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | June 14, 2019 9:34 PM |
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I had impure thoughts about my roommates. What do I do?
by Anonymous | reply 183 | June 14, 2019 9:45 PM |
Barbara Eden's and Fannie Flagg's characters on "Harper Valley PTA" were lesbian lovers.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | June 14, 2019 9:48 PM |
Murray was sucking off Lou in Ted Baxter's Office. Sometimes Mary would watch.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | June 14, 2019 9:57 PM |
Sometimes Ward was hard on the Beav. Then Wally would take his turn.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | June 14, 2019 10:00 PM |
Mrs. Partridge your 2 youngest children belong in a special school.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | June 14, 2019 10:05 PM |
"Cliff, what are you always putting in my drinks? It knocks me out, and then I wake up with a pain in the cunt."
by Anonymous | reply 188 | June 14, 2019 10:29 PM |
Oh, just cut the shit about Sam the butcher, Alice. You couldn't be a more obvious bulldyke if Nancy Kulp was sitting on your face.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | June 14, 2019 10:35 PM |
Don't tell Fonz, but the Tuscadero sisters are lezzies!
by Anonymous | reply 190 | June 14, 2019 10:39 PM |
Thurston, how dare you humiliate me by inviting your "actress" harlot on my BIRTHDAY trip?!
by Anonymous | reply 191 | June 14, 2019 10:45 PM |
Tell us again how your husband died, Mrs. Partridge. You don't seem very sad and you and the kids never talk him. This is still an open investigation by the way.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | June 15, 2019 12:05 AM |
Cathy, you know I was the PRETTY one.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | June 15, 2019 12:55 AM |
Janet even Larry is out of your league.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | June 15, 2019 12:59 AM |
Lars actually died from AIDS, Phyllis.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | June 15, 2019 1:25 AM |
You never see my parents because I actually killed both of them several years ago and had them freeze-dried.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | June 15, 2019 1:26 AM |
Mom, why'd you have to name me after a lady's naughty parts?
by Anonymous | reply 197 | June 15, 2019 1:27 AM |
Shirl, you've know I've always wanted you, and Carmine's not about to fuck you anytime soon. Let's scissor.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | June 15, 2019 1:28 AM |
Oh Ma, I forgot to tell you. I finally had that lush of a doorman fired.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | June 15, 2019 1:33 AM |
I'm sick of Mom and Dad treating the weirdo neighbor geek as one of their own children more than me. I'm going upstairs and leaving in the middle of the night. Watch, they won't even notice me being gone.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | June 15, 2019 1:38 AM |
Hey Beav, didn't you ever notice that your best friend Larry Mondello is missing? Same thing with that creepy Judy from school.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | June 15, 2019 1:45 AM |
Actually, Nicole, your mother slept with half of New York, but ours were the only names she remembered.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | June 15, 2019 1:47 AM |
R142 = Marie Slaughter
by Anonymous | reply 203 | June 15, 2019 1:51 AM |
Upthread comment about Rachel and Monica being able to afford their apartment on "Friends" - it was actually Monica's grandmother's apartment and they were an illegal sublet paying rent that hadn't changed since the 1950s.
OT: "Danger Will Robinson! Stay away from that old queen!"
by Anonymous | reply 204 | June 15, 2019 1:57 AM |
How come Rudy gets a sweet bass guitar while the rest of us get instruments made out of broken old junkyard shit?
by Anonymous | reply 205 | June 15, 2019 2:06 AM |
“Fonzie, I beg of you, for the future of your show and all that come after you don’t do it!”
by Anonymous | reply 206 | June 15, 2019 2:07 AM |
"Is anybody actually buying this shit?"
by Anonymous | reply 207 | June 15, 2019 2:08 AM |
Don’t listen to R206. He’s just pissed because he didn’t get the lead in [italic]Jaws[/italic].
by Anonymous | reply 208 | June 15, 2019 2:09 AM |
[quote]Actually, Nicole, your mother slept with half of New York
The other half is gay, like me.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | June 15, 2019 2:10 AM |
Where did I go wrong in raising a son who grew up to be a hyper-religious bigot?
by Anonymous | reply 210 | June 15, 2019 2:22 AM |
Endora, why don't you just shut the fuck up you miserable old cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | June 15, 2019 2:27 AM |
Joannie you might be way nicer than that dumb ass Chachi, but from the moment he grew taller than you he became too hot to be seen with you at Al’s diner.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | June 15, 2019 2:43 AM |
I also wanted Charles in charge of me, but he preferred Nicole Eggert instead.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | June 15, 2019 3:19 AM |
Ward, why don't we poison Eddie Haskell and bury his body in the backyard? I've always hated him, and I don't think we'll get caught.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | June 15, 2019 3:21 AM |
R214: I was tempted to have my men do the same to Steve Urkel time after time.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | June 15, 2019 3:24 AM |
Anyone who objects to me talking smack about honkies but makes excuses for Archie Bunker is a racist and a hypocrite. He hates white people, too, unless their ancestors got off the Mayflower. Mine came here on a boat, too, but it sure as hell wasn’t [italic]The Love Boat[/italic].
by Anonymous | reply 216 | June 15, 2019 3:35 AM |
Rhoda was prettier than Mary.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | June 15, 2019 3:37 AM |
I wonder whether Franklyn Seales would have had more of a role in [italic]Amen[/italic] if he hadn’t gotten sick and died. Would his character have become a competitor for Thelma’s hand in marriage?
by Anonymous | reply 218 | June 15, 2019 3:41 AM |
Why do I get raked over the coals for things men get away with on a daily basis?
by Anonymous | reply 219 | June 15, 2019 3:43 AM |
Mom, why don't you put on a fucking bra? Nobody wants to see your fried-egg tits flopping around.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | June 15, 2019 3:45 AM |
Nobody complained when I didn’t wear a bra.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | June 15, 2019 3:49 AM |
Well as a matter of fact, Julie, yes! I DO want him!
by Anonymous | reply 222 | June 15, 2019 4:22 AM |
Face it, Blanche and Rose: you're limited.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | June 15, 2019 4:41 AM |
"Ward, you were very hard on the Beaver last night."
by Anonymous | reply 224 | June 15, 2019 5:00 AM |
Why the hell does everyone call him Lou except you, Mary?
by Anonymous | reply 225 | June 15, 2019 5:02 AM |
Jesus Christ, Tim. For someone who runs around calling himself the Toolman, you sure have a tiny one. Oh and our middle son is acting like a gay hooker.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | June 15, 2019 5:05 AM |
The only reason Carrie ended up with the hot millionaire and the rest of us got stuck with losers is that SJP is the executive producer of SatC.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | June 15, 2019 5:09 AM |
Nanny Fine and her mother are vulgar sows because the producers are self-hating Jews.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | June 15, 2019 5:14 AM |
How did I end up with this fat loser? I should have fucked Norton at least he can afford a sofa!
by Anonymous | reply 229 | June 15, 2019 5:17 AM |
Mr. French said, "Your supposedly rich Daddy's apartment looks like an overgrown Motel 6!"
by Anonymous | reply 230 | June 15, 2019 5:33 AM |
As God is my witness, I'll outlive all of you motherfuckers!
by Anonymous | reply 231 | June 15, 2019 5:37 AM |
Larry.....sit down please. This is an intervention.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | June 15, 2019 5:49 AM |
“Missy, Mr. B. has been tenderizing my lady him since you was preg-a-nant with little Harold. I make him rise higher than my Parkerhouse rolls.”
—Hazel
by Anonymous | reply 233 | June 15, 2019 6:00 AM |
Ann....your neighbor Ginny is a MAN!
by Anonymous | reply 234 | June 15, 2019 6:05 AM |
"Cindy, it's time that you start attending speech therapy. "
by Anonymous | reply 235 | June 15, 2019 6:05 AM |
Abby everyone knows you're just Daddy's beard!
by Anonymous | reply 236 | June 15, 2019 6:19 AM |
Fred, you’re fat and I’m hot. I’m leaving you.
Ralph, you’re fat and I’m hot. I’m leaving you.
Bob, you’re fat and I’m hot. I’m leaving you.
Dick, you’re fat and I’m hot. I’m leaving you.
Jim, you’re fat and I’m hot. I’m leaving you.
Bill, you’re fat and I’m hot. I’m leaving you.
Doug, you’re fat and I’m hot. I’m leaving you.
Philip, you’re fat and I’m hot. I’m leaving you.
Florida, you’re fat and I’m hot. I’m leaving you.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | June 15, 2019 7:48 AM |
Michael, you’re fat (and bald) and I’m hot. I’m leaving you.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | June 15, 2019 7:52 AM |
Why the fuck would you marry a beaner in the 1950's Lucy?
by Anonymous | reply 239 | June 15, 2019 8:12 AM |
Waaah Ricky! The doctor says I have gonorrhea! You've been fucking every show girl in town you bastard!
by Anonymous | reply 240 | June 15, 2019 8:12 AM |
Well look at me, Lucy! Now look at you! What do I want with a wacky ginger lady, when I could have hot, eager to please showgirls?
by Anonymous | reply 241 | June 15, 2019 10:33 AM |
I’m homosexual.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | June 15, 2019 10:38 AM |
Because, Fat Albert at R205, I walked in on Bill Cosby slipping the ’luude Into Miss Berry’s Thermos.
My new Gibson guitar arrives next week. You guys have fun playing your garbage can drums and old radiator!
by Anonymous | reply 243 | June 15, 2019 12:30 PM |
[quote]I’m homosexual. —Monroe Ficus
Do tell.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | June 15, 2019 12:39 PM |
I’m such a loser I’d be better off as a homosexual.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | June 15, 2019 12:42 PM |
Laura, would it kill you to move that damn hassock so I don;t trip over it every time I walk in the door?
Also, why are Buddy and Sally here before me and why am I soprised to see them when I just left them at the office?
by Anonymous | reply 246 | June 15, 2019 12:44 PM |
[quote]Laura, would it kill you to move that damn hassock so I don;t trip over it every time I walk in the door?
Apparently so.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | June 15, 2019 12:54 PM |
I don't think you're an alien, rather you've just done a shit ton of cocaine...
by Anonymous | reply 248 | June 15, 2019 12:56 PM |
R248: MAD Magazine theorized that Mork was an escaped mental patient in the 1990s in an article called “Tell-All Books By TV Characters” and that Mearth was in on it.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | June 15, 2019 1:00 PM |
I'm gonna fuck up those two down low faggots Will and Carlton.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | June 15, 2019 1:05 PM |
I’m really just Alex P. Keaton in blackface.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | June 15, 2019 1:07 PM |
Ross Geller is the most offensive Jewish character ever created.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | June 15, 2019 1:14 PM |
R228 is projecting [italic]F(r)iends[/italic]’ numerous, fatal, and irredeemable flaws onto a far superior show.
[italic]Seinfeld[/italic] = Katz’s deli
[italic]The Nanny[/italic] = Sardi’s
[italic]F(r)iends[/italic] = the McDonalds in Times Square
by Anonymous | reply 253 | June 15, 2019 1:16 PM |
Hell, even we were a better depiction of Jews. Oops, I said a dirty word.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | June 15, 2019 1:20 PM |
r231
Well MOST of us anyhow
by Anonymous | reply 255 | June 15, 2019 1:34 PM |
Over at the Minute Man Cafe Larry Daryl and Daryl serve the best meat pies in Vermont. Has anyone seen George lately?
by Anonymous | reply 256 | June 15, 2019 1:34 PM |
Maybe I wouldn’t have been so hard on disco if I could have seen what happened to music after it died.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | June 15, 2019 1:37 PM |
I am the biggest queen ever to appear on stage, screen or television, yet my part is of a straight married geek.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | June 15, 2019 2:17 PM |
As fast as she was, Nell really WAS the elephant in the room.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | June 15, 2019 2:25 PM |
*fat*
by Anonymous | reply 260 | June 15, 2019 2:26 PM |
I'm not as gross as you make me out to be because some DLers think I'm actually hot
by Anonymous | reply 261 | June 15, 2019 2:46 PM |
But Blossom, you are so NOT beautiful. He'll never ask you to prom.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | June 15, 2019 3:00 PM |
Fuck me, brother.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | June 15, 2019 3:02 PM |
Dorthy why do your son and Blanche's grandson look exactly alike?
by Anonymous | reply 264 | June 15, 2019 3:09 PM |
My real mom is Florence Jean Castleberry, not that swarthy Jewish bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | June 15, 2019 3:11 PM |
Why is a successful bank manager like me still living next to this horrible white trash family? And why can't I stop coming over to their house?
by Anonymous | reply 266 | June 15, 2019 3:24 PM |
George, you sawed-off, pencil dicked black racist, I'm kicking your ass out of my dee-luxe apartment in the sky. And taking you to the cleaners even though you are a dry cleaner.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | June 15, 2019 3:38 PM |
R237 Why did you include Bob Newhart? He has never been fat.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | June 15, 2019 3:50 PM |
I really gave up my teaching position at Millard P. Fillmore high school because there was a big fat pedophile in my class!
by Anonymous | reply 269 | June 15, 2019 3:54 PM |
How come we never see Jethro and Jethrene together?
by Anonymous | reply 270 | June 15, 2019 3:59 PM |
We're the landlords, so why did we settle for the crumbiest apartment in the building?
by Anonymous | reply 271 | June 15, 2019 4:01 PM |
R271 crumbiest?
by Anonymous | reply 272 | June 15, 2019 4:05 PM |
Blanche, you're such a fucking whore an 18-wheeler could park in your cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | June 15, 2019 4:08 PM |
I know Joe's hot as hell but don't you think it's rushing things to get married when you've only known each other for eight weeks?
by Anonymous | reply 274 | June 15, 2019 4:09 PM |
Take your fuckin' trustfund to another bank
by Anonymous | reply 275 | June 15, 2019 4:10 PM |
Heterosexuality is what’s killing the black man that today, tomorrow, and forever.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | June 15, 2019 4:22 PM |
I'm opposed to fascism, I knew what you were doing all the time. You didn't really think you were that smart did you?
by Anonymous | reply 277 | June 15, 2019 4:27 PM |
Are you crazy Cy, yelling at Doris like that? Don't you know everyone she's ever known in the past three years has suddenly gone missing
by Anonymous | reply 278 | June 15, 2019 4:46 PM |
Lisa, I cannot take this place any longer. The phone company sucks, the water and power barely function, the townsfolk are nosy busy-bodies, and everybody here is incompetent, insane, or both! Let's ditch Hooterville and find a better town up north!
by Anonymous | reply 279 | June 15, 2019 4:48 PM |
I know bathing in the water supply is the only non-square thing you girls ever do, but you've still got to stop. It's unhygienic and grosses out the guests.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | June 15, 2019 5:04 PM |
Mr. French are you and Miss Faversham doing it?
by Anonymous | reply 281 | June 15, 2019 5:21 PM |
Is Larry Louises's father or grandfather?
by Anonymous | reply 282 | June 15, 2019 5:42 PM |
We've always meant to ask you Miss Doris, why is your father only two years older than you?
by Anonymous | reply 283 | June 15, 2019 5:44 PM |
I'm not Alice -- I'm Kay. And Alice and I are secret lesbian lovers.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | June 15, 2019 5:46 PM |
I wish Thalia would come back
by Anonymous | reply 285 | June 15, 2019 5:50 PM |
Look Dummy, I told you why I can't sleep, I keep having this recurring dream, it's ten years ago but we live in England and you drive a horse and I'm and old white gay guy.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | June 15, 2019 5:54 PM |
Louise everyone liked you better when you wore your hair in a bun, didn't have a full time maid and were not working at the "Help Center."
by Anonymous | reply 287 | June 15, 2019 5:57 PM |
You’d be way too far for me if I weren’t kind of trashy and raised by a crazy father I force to to house.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | June 15, 2019 6:05 PM |
Sam, do you think Norm and Cliff are gay? They certainly spend more time with each other than at home.
They are not gay, Diane. They are alcoholics that pay the bills and your wages.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | June 15, 2019 6:06 PM |
“Fat” not far Carrie heffernan
by Anonymous | reply 290 | June 15, 2019 6:06 PM |
Blanche, there are lots of women more attractive than you are, in fact even dumb ol’ Rose is miles better looking.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | June 15, 2019 6:06 PM |
Witchie-poo don't touch that ham sandwich!
by Anonymous | reply 292 | June 15, 2019 6:07 PM |
Sure, Andrea acts smart, but do you realize she’s been held back eighteen times over the years? How else do you think a high school junior could be pushing forty years old?
by Anonymous | reply 293 | June 15, 2019 6:07 PM |
Mel Cooley is not a fag, and I’m the dame that can prove it
by Anonymous | reply 294 | June 15, 2019 6:09 PM |
^^^^^^^ So can I!
by Anonymous | reply 295 | June 15, 2019 6:15 PM |
Admit it, Basil, we only got married because we were both drunk at the time.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | June 15, 2019 6:16 PM |
Guilfoyle is going to get run over by a driverless car and he would deserve it because he is an alt-right, aspie dork- the rest of Silicon Valley
I would never look at a woman like Liz Lemon - Kris Kross
by Anonymous | reply 298 | June 15, 2019 6:20 PM |
Thank God Ms. Harper is so bad at doing laundry. I could never stay married to Vint without fantasizing about Bubba's package in those jeans that got tighter every week!
by Anonymous | reply 299 | June 15, 2019 6:30 PM |
"Shut the fuck up, Lorelai Gilmore!"
by Anonymous | reply 300 | June 15, 2019 6:45 PM |
Lucy, you are out of your fucking mind! Now that I'm seeing a shrink, I realize how batshit crazy you actually are. Oh, and I'm dumping Fat Freddy too.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | June 15, 2019 6:48 PM |
I'm gay!
by Anonymous | reply 302 | June 15, 2019 6:51 PM |
Me too!
by Anonymous | reply 303 | June 15, 2019 6:52 PM |
Me Three
by Anonymous | reply 304 | June 15, 2019 6:56 PM |
Does no one care that Steve was fucking me first?
by Anonymous | reply 305 | June 15, 2019 6:58 PM |
Andy, I don't think it's a good idea to let Opie be alone with Goober or Floyd the barber.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | June 15, 2019 7:05 PM |
Natalie, stop smirking after every punch line. You aren't that funny, heifer!
by Anonymous | reply 307 | June 15, 2019 7:16 PM |
Now that Blair and Jo are sharing a room together, we hardly ever see them because they're so busy with their studies! They're up all night, studying together.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | June 15, 2019 7:25 PM |
I'm not quite sure what was in the milk I was serving at Eastland, but you girls sure have huge tits!
by Anonymous | reply 309 | June 15, 2019 7:33 PM |
This hotel may have the worst service in Torquay, but if you had half the prats that have come through our doors as guests, your hotel staff would act just the same. Oh, and neither Sybil nor I could do any better than each other, we've settled on that. Now we just wait to see which one will die first.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | June 15, 2019 8:54 PM |
Mother Jefferson, blow it out your ass!
by Anonymous | reply 311 | June 15, 2019 9:07 PM |
Agree that Rhoda was better-looking than Mary. Agree that Phyllis looked down on Rhoda because Rhoda was Jewish.
Norm (Cheers) was definitely an alcoholic. Cliff Clavin could quit drinking if he needed to (e.g., if he job as mailman were at risk).
by Anonymous | reply 312 | June 15, 2019 9:38 PM |
Chandler, it's great that you're off the cocaine. Have you considered getting off the donuts?
by Anonymous | reply 313 | June 15, 2019 9:42 PM |
R312, How could his job possibly be at risk? He worked for the US Postal Service. He could literally "go postal" and qualify for medical care for the rest of his life.
by Anonymous | reply 314 | June 15, 2019 9:43 PM |
Anthony, everyone knows you were T. Tommy Reed's bitch! Stop pretending you like women!
by Anonymous | reply 315 | June 15, 2019 9:45 PM |
Y'all realize that I'm Dorothy, Synclaire is Rose, Regine is Blanche and Max is Sophia, right? That we're in New York and in our 30s and 40s, but we model our lives like 4 white grandmas in Miami? Hell, Overton is the black Miles and Kyle is just black Salvador. We're just missing the black Stan. Y'all see that right?
by Anonymous | reply 316 | June 15, 2019 10:01 PM |
"Ward, I just saw Eddie Haskell and Wally go into the garage. I looked through the window to see what they were doing, and Eddie was holding Wally's penis in his hand. Oh, Ward, I think Eddie was teaching Wally how to…masturbate."
by Anonymous | reply 317 | June 15, 2019 11:59 PM |
r306
I think he's safe enough with those two, but he won't be going anyway near Howard.
by Anonymous | reply 318 | June 16, 2019 2:47 AM |
Ross has loved me all this time? Well since he's butt ugly and I'm very attractive, nothing more about that need ever be said.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | June 16, 2019 2:50 AM |
Gomer, this might come as quite a shock to you after 5 seasons, but it's really time we sat down and talked about a place called Vietnam.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | June 16, 2019 4:06 AM |
Jackie, why did you turn up your nose at Booker? It's not like you're gonna do no better.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | June 16, 2019 5:22 AM |
[quote]Me Three —Sulu
Me four!
by Anonymous | reply 322 | June 16, 2019 5:32 AM |
Did you see who just moved in? Some Spic bongo player and his red headed floozy. This building is turning into a slum!
by Anonymous | reply 323 | June 16, 2019 5:38 AM |
Caroline, he's gay!
by Anonymous | reply 324 | June 16, 2019 5:53 AM |
What yes, Lorelai, you actually ARE a slut, having a baby at 16. Really? And would you do us all a favor and STFU for a minute with your insane nonstop babble interspersed with obscure references? It doesn't make you "hip" or "quirky" it makes you annoying as hell.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | June 16, 2019 9:44 AM |
Margaret, put on a bra.
by Anonymous | reply 327 | June 16, 2019 11:29 AM |
Not you, Marcia, no need for a bra.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | June 16, 2019 11:44 AM |
Mom, dad, why were you allowed to raise me without adult supervision since you were both only 13 when I was born?
by Anonymous | reply 329 | June 16, 2019 11:53 AM |
OK, Captain, I'll go check out that strange noise behind that rock. Sure thing. And why don't you call me by my real name from now on - "Cannon Fodder".
by Anonymous | reply 330 | June 16, 2019 1:15 PM |
Look Daddy, Donald is good enough for me, unless I become famous.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | June 16, 2019 1:56 PM |
"Will, why does Dr. Smith keep talking about 'landing on Uranus'? You know the Jupiter 2 can;t land on gas giants!"
by Anonymous | reply 332 | June 16, 2019 1:57 PM |
Ernie I know you're an orphan but since Mike's getting married and moving out, I need another third son
by Anonymous | reply 333 | June 16, 2019 1:57 PM |
Where's your Mama Raj? Don't tell me something that large could just disappear?
by Anonymous | reply 334 | June 16, 2019 1:59 PM |
Find a job, you had one in New York, why can't you get a job sweeping? What are you too good?
by Anonymous | reply 335 | June 16, 2019 2:02 PM |
Shut Up Julia
by Anonymous | reply 336 | June 16, 2019 2:07 PM |
Andy, doesn't it seem strange to you that every single person in Mayberry drives a Ford?
by Anonymous | reply 338 | June 16, 2019 3:16 PM |
So, Alice, all this time you've been dating Sam the butcher, you never told us that Sam is short for "Samantha"?
by Anonymous | reply 339 | June 16, 2019 3:20 PM |
Ellen, I don't think he's the one. Just a feeling.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | June 16, 2019 3:22 PM |
Carla, you're a stupid little troll who screwed up your life because you wouldn't go on birth control and fucked any man who would have your ugly ass. Shut the fuck up and stop being so miserable, or get the fuck out.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | June 16, 2019 3:28 PM |
How come both of us are olive skinned brunettes, but all three of our kids are fair-skinned with blonde hair? Why does my Italian dad look so Irish?
by Anonymous | reply 342 | June 16, 2019 3:41 PM |
Jo, are you sure you're from the Bronx? Your accent is about as believable as mine.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | June 16, 2019 3:43 PM |
Look Blair, you go around here thinking you're all that and so pretty, well everyone thinks you're just fat
by Anonymous | reply 344 | June 16, 2019 3:55 PM |
Andy's taken a job in Charlotte and Goober is now deputy by himself? So all those years, we really didn't have to have a sheriff.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | June 16, 2019 3:57 PM |
Dwayne at R334 come here Honey. The best thing you can do is kept quiet and keep that bubble butt as visible as possible. It's okay baby.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | June 16, 2019 3:58 PM |
Remember when I was fat and you were hip and pretty and thin. Now we're both thin and I'm pretty and funnier than you. Kinda gives me a feeling of deja vu
by Anonymous | reply 347 | June 16, 2019 4:01 PM |
I'm sad the precinct is closing but let's face it in the last eight years all our crimes were hilarious not serious.
by Anonymous | reply 348 | June 16, 2019 4:07 PM |
Girls, this room constantly smells of dried blood and Dorito farts!
by Anonymous | reply 349 | June 16, 2019 4:22 PM |
Roseanne, you are indeed a cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 350 | June 16, 2019 4:24 PM |
[quote] Remember when I was fat and you were hip and pretty and thin. Now we're both thin and I'm pretty and funnier than you.
Girl, I got my life from that story.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | June 16, 2019 4:29 PM |
I wouldn't have to fuck my oldest step son , if my husband wasn't a faggot .
by Anonymous | reply 352 | June 16, 2019 5:06 PM |
"Mom, you're a total cunt"
by Anonymous | reply 353 | June 16, 2019 5:07 PM |
Lionel's cock made my coochie sore.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | June 16, 2019 5:10 PM |
Now, that I'm married to Fran. I miss Niles sucking my cock.
by Anonymous | reply 355 | June 16, 2019 5:12 PM |
Y'all want to know the REAL reason I was always taking Jethro behind the wood shed. WEEEDOGGGGIES
by Anonymous | reply 356 | June 16, 2019 5:16 PM |
You're having a meltdown over fucking Jermaine Jackson of all people, Tootie? It's not like this Michael we're talking about here. Get it together, braceface! *slap*
by Anonymous | reply 357 | June 16, 2019 5:23 PM |
Go ahead and expel me for smoking pot. I don’t need you fat hos anyway, and neither does that Ringwald girl you just fired. Before this century is over, I’ll have my own show, an Emmy, and an Oscar, and all you’ll have to show for your modest cultural achievements will be one gay ex-husband after another and a string of fat jokes by a woman who died on a plastic surgeon’s table and lesbian jokes by every male comedian under 50!
by Anonymous | reply 358 | June 16, 2019 6:10 PM |
How is it that you made it from Ensign to Captain in 8 years while I've been stuck as First Officer (under two Captains mind you) for the past 14 years? This is not logical!
by Anonymous | reply 359 | June 16, 2019 6:33 PM |
Admit it, Dorothy. I get all the action because half the men in Miami think you're a Lebanese... um... Lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | June 16, 2019 6:33 PM |
Why are all these homosexual men obsessed with my son and grandson? Perhaps Dexter can answer that question.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | June 16, 2019 6:46 PM |
Thanks for destroying me, Alex. Anything was better than life in an ugly pot in a drab, suffocating apartment with three bitches constantly screaming at each other. If it wasn’t for that pervert landlord, I’d never have gotten watered at all.
by Anonymous | reply 362 | June 16, 2019 6:51 PM |
George, you’re fat but I’m not that hot, so I’ll stick it out for the sake of the little black boy.
by Anonymous | reply 363 | June 16, 2019 7:25 PM |
Do you Sugarbaker, et al bitches ever, actually, DESIGN anything? Because it mostly seems like your sit around just bitching about everything.
by Anonymous | reply 364 | June 16, 2019 7:33 PM |
They took us off the air to prop up a rapist as a role model?
by Anonymous | reply 365 | June 16, 2019 7:36 PM |
Stay the hell out, Kramer!
by Anonymous | reply 366 | June 16, 2019 7:38 PM |
Dan to Roseanne Connor: "How did we ever end up with a daughter that looked like Beckys?"
by Anonymous | reply 367 | June 16, 2019 7:42 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 368 | June 16, 2019 7:52 PM |
I'd fuck Jennifer but I'd marry Bailey.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | June 16, 2019 8:06 PM |
Mom, you really should only by panties that are navy or black if you catch my drift...
by Anonymous | reply 370 | June 16, 2019 8:16 PM |
I was designed for OCCASIONAL use!
by Anonymous | reply 371 | June 16, 2019 8:18 PM |
Goddamn it, Ed, can you PLEASE shower as soon as you come home. You stink of sewer!
by Anonymous | reply 372 | June 16, 2019 8:20 PM |
You know, Marcia, we're not REALLY brother and sister.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | June 16, 2019 9:04 PM |
Dammit Willona, KNOCK before you come barging in! You tryna get shot up in this bitch?!
by Anonymous | reply 374 | June 16, 2019 9:21 PM |
Hey, Abbott! Get off my ass.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | June 16, 2019 9:50 PM |
Grope me again, Dan Fielding, and I’ll kick you in the balls.
by Anonymous | reply 376 | June 16, 2019 10:53 PM |
HARRIET: Ozzie, would you [italic]please[/italic] at least light a match when you use the bathroom? The air in there has turned brown.
OZZIE: I'm sorry, dear, but you know all that ice cream I eat gives me the flaming shits.
by Anonymous | reply 377 | June 16, 2019 11:19 PM |
Bubba, you are the only reason gays still watch my show.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | June 16, 2019 11:55 PM |
Lester, you stay away from that whore Sondra, or I’ll kill you in your sleep.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | June 17, 2019 12:42 AM |
Dr Huxtable, can I see your qualifications? I’m beginning to think you don’t really have any right to be handing out pills to your patients.
by Anonymous | reply 380 | June 17, 2019 1:14 AM |
I have to put your WHAT in my WHERE to get this part?
by Anonymous | reply 381 | June 17, 2019 1:29 AM |
Mommy? Daddy? Is that you? You’re telling me it’s nowhere near my time yet and you’re not ready for me to join you in Heaven? And not to get upset when Grandma makes me eat my Brussels sprouts?
by Anonymous | reply 382 | June 17, 2019 1:31 AM |
[quote]Dr Huxtable, can I see your qualifications? I’m beginning to think you don’t really have any right to be handing out pills to your patients. —Cockroach
At least I’m honest about it, but the Big Pharma kickbacks are just too damn good to pass up. That country club membership doesn’t pay for itself.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | June 17, 2019 1:42 AM |
"Kramer, you need to start taking Xanax."
by Anonymous | reply 384 | June 17, 2019 1:47 AM |
Knowing what we know now, isn't it creepy that Dr. Huxtable is a OB/GYN?
by Anonymous | reply 385 | June 17, 2019 2:10 AM |
You’re a pretty WASPY looking Iraqi, Genie.
by Anonymous | reply 386 | June 17, 2019 2:17 AM |
[quote]I'd fuck Jennifer but I'd marry Bailey. —Andy Travis
Les Nessman feels the same way about you, Andy.
by Anonymous | reply 387 | June 17, 2019 2:25 AM |
Carl, you’re fat and I’m dying, so I’m leaving you and the girls to the care of this 300 pound black female singer.
by Anonymous | reply 388 | June 17, 2019 2:41 AM |
[quote]Grope me again, Dan Fielding, and I’ll kick you in the balls. —Christine Sullivan and the #MeToo Movement
What she said.
by Anonymous | reply 389 | June 17, 2019 2:44 AM |
[quote] Knowing what we know now, isn't it creepy that Dr. Huxtable is a OB/GYN?
OMG, I forgot he played an OB/GYN. I think part of his persona was that he had to dash off to surgery, but they could have made him some other type of doctor that performs surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 390 | June 17, 2019 4:09 AM |
It does seem like 1980s style trolling r390
by Anonymous | reply 391 | June 17, 2019 5:57 AM |
You Nazi's are really kind of cool
by Anonymous | reply 392 | June 17, 2019 7:09 PM |
Yeah I was naked in the cupboard with Vicki. Jeez Dad you're the one who made the human robot and put her in my bedroom, you must've know this would happen sooner or later
by Anonymous | reply 393 | June 17, 2019 9:01 PM |
We'll be good dad, we promise, just don't make us look at Uncle Jesse's belly button again.
by Anonymous | reply 394 | June 17, 2019 9:03 PM |
Face it Balki, there's no reason for these two hot babes to tolerate us, much less marry us. One day we WILL go to bed and not wake up
by Anonymous | reply 395 | June 17, 2019 9:04 PM |
Either put on another shirt or put some band-aids on them, this is the 50s Bud and we don't need to see your man nipples
by Anonymous | reply 396 | June 17, 2019 9:09 PM |
This is one time Father doesn't know best, R396.
by Anonymous | reply 397 | June 17, 2019 9:20 PM |
Rob: Laura, don't you think it's time.
Laura: Alright, Rob. Your bed or mine.
by Anonymous | reply 398 | June 17, 2019 9:20 PM |
You want the truth Helen? I'd rather fuck Jack Tripper's tight ass than your dry pussy!
by Anonymous | reply 399 | June 17, 2019 9:31 PM |
WARD: June, after all these years I think it's time we tried anal sex.
JUNE: Oh Ward, I think you should leave it to beaver.
by Anonymous | reply 400 | June 17, 2019 9:51 PM |
Ginger, you have some drops of The Professor's jizz on the corner of your mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 401 | June 17, 2019 9:55 PM |
WILL: Grace, you're getting in the way of my erotic lifestyle!
(pushes her off that balcony... SPLAT!)
by Anonymous | reply 402 | June 17, 2019 10:32 PM |
"Ma'am, why do you pee standing up?"
by Anonymous | reply 403 | June 17, 2019 11:17 PM |
Mary, if you thought Sondra was a ho, you should have seen me during the 1920s.
by Anonymous | reply 404 | June 18, 2019 12:35 AM |
Shut up, Hawkeye! Your constant bitching is making this three-year war feel like 11 years.
by Anonymous | reply 405 | June 18, 2019 1:08 AM |
It's true. Weezie was born male and Lionel was adopted.
by Anonymous | reply 406 | June 18, 2019 1:30 AM |
R405 I’m so glad someone said it. Hawkeye’s holier than thou attitude could do with a good crack to the jaw.
by Anonymous | reply 407 | June 18, 2019 1:57 AM |
And fuck you too, AGAIN, Hawkeye! I'm taking my manly hairy chest where it can do some good! Do....as you wish with that hairless concave thing you have going on.
by Anonymous | reply 408 | June 18, 2019 2:09 AM |
Why does Alice keep finding crusty old gym socks under both Peter and Greg’s bed?
by Anonymous | reply 409 | June 18, 2019 2:23 AM |
No, Mr. J, I can’t say I’m privy to any kind of conspiracy by Russia to manipulate an election.
by Anonymous | reply 410 | June 18, 2019 4:02 AM |
r393
I did think about that, that is why I made the robot FEMALE.
by Anonymous | reply 411 | June 18, 2019 4:44 AM |
Marion why did you move the fuckin' door?
by Anonymous | reply 412 | June 18, 2019 4:46 AM |
Look Miriam, we went out a few times, had some fun, but if you weren't good enough for Sheriff Taylor, you aren't good enough for me
by Anonymous | reply 413 | June 18, 2019 4:48 AM |
George look at this, first he was skipping backwards, then setting up toll booths in the driveway, now he's up a tree throwing leaves. Face it, it's time to put Harold in the attic and keep him there
by Anonymous | reply 414 | June 18, 2019 4:54 AM |
Reuben, fuck me.
by Anonymous | reply 415 | June 18, 2019 5:01 AM |
Okay, I admit it: I finked on the Tanners once I extracted a confession out of my nephew Jake about the alien living next door.
by Anonymous | reply 416 | June 18, 2019 5:06 AM |
Reuben, fuck me
by Anonymous | reply 417 | June 18, 2019 5:24 AM |
Keith, fuck me
by Anonymous | reply 418 | June 18, 2019 5:26 AM |
Shirley fuck me
by Anonymous | reply 419 | June 18, 2019 5:29 AM |
Yeah???? All you Partridges can go fuck yourselves.
by Anonymous | reply 420 | June 18, 2019 5:33 AM |
LMAO r60! hahaaa
by Anonymous | reply 421 | June 18, 2019 5:42 AM |
Suck my dick, Kimmy Gibler
by Anonymous | reply 422 | June 18, 2019 5:46 AM |
I told Mr French if he didn't like being a nanny to you children he could quit, but let's face it, if I have to choose, he ain't going anywhere
by Anonymous | reply 423 | June 18, 2019 7:38 AM |
I had my chopper shot down on purpose just to avoid spending another minute with that sanctimonious windbag r405.
by Anonymous | reply 424 | June 18, 2019 11:12 AM |
"Now Mama, I'm no genius but I'm not nearly as dumb as you like to think I am. I work a no-stress job, fuck my wife on a daily basis, live rent free, have my clothes laundered and pressed, have all my meals prepared for me...at no cost. Now who is the dumb one?"
by Anonymous | reply 425 | June 18, 2019 11:28 AM |
Christine @ R376, join our class action lawsuit against Judge Harry T. Stone for allowing the hostile work environment that got us killed or fired!
Sincerely,
The Estate of Selma Hacker, the Estate of Florence Kleiner, Billie Young, Lana Wagner, Liz Williams, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 426 | June 18, 2019 11:52 AM |
It was a lie, the whole thing a big fat lie, I'm really just a drunk
by Anonymous | reply 427 | June 18, 2019 12:00 PM |
You know Kate, our life would be much better if I were surrounded by six funny sketch comics and you had a closeted homosexual husband
by Anonymous | reply 428 | June 18, 2019 12:03 PM |
You came back with the kids? Well who the hell asked you back? They don't hire the maid. I'm keeping Kay
by Anonymous | reply 429 | June 18, 2019 12:05 PM |
Why am I fug and my brother Joey is hot AF?
by Anonymous | reply 430 | June 18, 2019 12:08 PM |
One day and I'm Dreaming of being in Howard's tunnel and the next I'm desiring sex with women???
Raj
by Anonymous | reply 431 | June 18, 2019 12:15 PM |
Oh Janet Trego, in a few years that horrible black wig will be the least of your problems.
by Anonymous | reply 432 | June 18, 2019 2:59 PM |
Liberace is kinda of touchy-feely, and why is Uncle Harry is staring at my crotch like I wet my pants?
by Anonymous | reply 433 | June 18, 2019 7:47 PM |
Every single other male actor on this show is gay gay gay.
by Anonymous | reply 434 | June 18, 2019 7:50 PM |
I don't know why I bought that apartment building in Milwaukee, but I did so I better go move there to run it. So long Edith
by Anonymous | reply 435 | June 18, 2019 9:07 PM |
From now on you are JAMES, do you hear me? Henry no longer exists
by Anonymous | reply 436 | June 18, 2019 9:08 PM |
Gabe your students are weird, I mean how often do you have four delinquents and the black guy is the normal one?
by Anonymous | reply 437 | June 18, 2019 9:16 PM |
Vern Albright is a cocksucker.
by Anonymous | reply 438 | June 18, 2019 9:17 PM |
My children are gone? Que sera sera
by Anonymous | reply 439 | June 18, 2019 9:21 PM |
Bobby, you're cute and you're a nice guy but I can't date you. I don't even know what's going on with you talking to that puppet you call your cousin from Atlanta. Just, get some help and have a nice life, ok?
by Anonymous | reply 440 | June 18, 2019 10:00 PM |
Skippy, it’s no use. We all know it’s really Alex you want. You’re not fooling me or anyone else, least of all yourself. I know all about these things; I watch [italic]St. Elsewhere[/italic].
by Anonymous | reply 441 | June 19, 2019 12:30 AM |
My nephew is a total flamer.
by Anonymous | reply 442 | June 19, 2019 5:12 AM |
I swear Major Nelson, I never laid a hand on Jeannie.
by Anonymous | reply 443 | June 19, 2019 5:23 AM |
LMAO at the comment about the posters being old, but I'm 50 and some of these shows were before my time.
by Anonymous | reply 444 | June 19, 2019 7:41 AM |
I’m 43 r444, and I don’t get at least half the references. But it’s a funny thread all the same.
by Anonymous | reply 445 | June 19, 2019 11:39 AM |
Jerry Seinfeld would have dumped George and Kramer from his band of friends in real life.
by Anonymous | reply 446 | June 19, 2019 11:56 AM |
Damnit Julie, quit fucking your father.
by Anonymous | reply 447 | June 19, 2019 12:08 PM |
R446 well considering both Kramer and George were based on his actual friends, maybe not.
by Anonymous | reply 448 | June 19, 2019 12:15 PM |
R448, Kramer was based on Larry David’s next door neighbor.
by Anonymous | reply 449 | June 19, 2019 12:17 PM |
Who Jerry knew r449.
by Anonymous | reply 450 | June 19, 2019 12:23 PM |
How on earth did I end up so fat and ugly when I have parents who are so gorgeous?
by Anonymous | reply 451 | June 19, 2019 12:28 PM |
Yes, r450, but in passing.
Knowing someone and considering them your friend, especially as portrayed in the series, are entirely different things.
by Anonymous | reply 452 | June 19, 2019 1:15 PM |
David and Darlene - YOU'RE BOTH GAY!
by Anonymous | reply 453 | June 19, 2019 1:20 PM |
Wait...Julie, YOU'RE calling Trish the Dish a skank? That's rich...
by Anonymous | reply 454 | June 19, 2019 4:12 PM |
Wow, Hawkeye. I had the strangest dream last night where I was a radio shrink in Portland with two teenage daughters, one of whom would grow up to be a drunken train wreck, and I still served in the war only with a millionaire who went on to adopt two black kids and fathered a white daughter who is an even bigger train wreck. It was similar to that other, even more unfunny dream I had a few nights ago where I was a priest.
by Anonymous | reply 455 | June 19, 2019 4:22 PM |
Jerry, I just came back from the fortune teller who said I'd move to Queens with our daughter, she'd marry some Steve Lawrence lookalike and have some screeching pain in the ass, Jewish sterotype daughter who will be a nanny for Shane Donovan and his three brat kids.
Maybe I should get an abortion.
by Anonymous | reply 456 | June 19, 2019 5:09 PM |
Now where did I put my vibrator??
by Anonymous | reply 457 | June 19, 2019 6:15 PM |
Why do you have a step on the inside of your house leading from the front door to the living room? Ive never seen such a thing in real life. Also, going upstairs you have one step up and on the 2nd step is a landing. I’ve never seen this before either.
It’s almost as if your house was built so that the star of a tv show could make an entrance on that indoor front step, allowing time for an audience to applaud before the star steps down into the living area. And the second or third stair landing is for an actor to deliver an angry/hilarious line before running up the rest of the stairs.
by Anonymous | reply 459 | June 19, 2019 6:32 PM |
Note the Family Ties set. The door opens onto a landing, then down one step into the living room. To the left of the door is a stairway with a landing on the 3rd step.
by Anonymous | reply 460 | June 19, 2019 6:36 PM |
I have noticed this too. I hinknit started in the 50s and 60s when broadway set designers were prevalent in early tv. Watch the play and then the movie of Narefoot in the Park w Redford and Fonda. The set is so reidiculoudly a theater set. They live in a crappy nyc apartment and have two or three steps down from kitchen to living room. No nyc apartments of that level do that.
by Anonymous | reply 461 | June 19, 2019 6:39 PM |
^ typos. Sorry
by Anonymous | reply 462 | June 19, 2019 6:39 PM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 464 | June 19, 2019 6:54 PM |
Wow, Carol, you really have really big knockers. Certainly you didn't inherit them from me.
by Anonymous | reply 465 | June 19, 2019 7:02 PM |
Grandma and Grandpa, I'm severely traumatized because my mother is a neurotic mess and my late father was a philandering asshole no one ever saw who left us no money when he died, despite his thriving dermatology practice. Either send me to therapy or I'll find another boy to marry whose parents are midgets!
by Anonymous | reply 466 | June 19, 2019 7:05 PM |
Jeezus, Florida, that is one hell of a commute from Cabrini Green in Chicago to Westchester County. But what do I care. Go clean the fucking toilets.
by Anonymous | reply 467 | June 19, 2019 7:58 PM |
Dorothy, just a suggestion, but maybe all that cheesecake you are eating has something to do with your chronic fatigue syndrome.
by Anonymous | reply 468 | June 19, 2019 8:19 PM |
Jessica, you're such a sweet sister, but you're obviously just as nuts as Daddy. I'm glad I look nothing like either of you--obviously I must have been adopted, and so won't inherit your shared crazy genes.
by Anonymous | reply 469 | June 19, 2019 8:26 PM |
Bob, I'm leaving you for the handyman at some Vermont inn.
by Anonymous | reply 470 | June 19, 2019 8:38 PM |
Why the hell haven't we changed the locks to stop this annoying neighbor from constantly barging in?
by Anonymous | reply 471 | June 19, 2019 8:51 PM |
Damn...damn...damn, Thelma got ass!
by Anonymous | reply 472 | June 19, 2019 8:52 PM |
I've carried this show since season 1... don't get on my bad side.
by Anonymous | reply 473 | June 19, 2019 8:54 PM |
[quote]Oh, Janet Trego, in a few years that horrible black wig will be the least of your problems. -- Jane Hathaway
I'm going straight to hell for laughing at this.
by Anonymous | reply 474 | June 19, 2019 8:58 PM |
And even if I don’t go to jail for raping Nicole Eggert, I will in all likeliness still go to Hell.
by Anonymous | reply 475 | June 19, 2019 10:25 PM |
R459, I actually have both a raised foyer AND third-step landing on the staircase in my home. I use them exactly as you describe.
by Anonymous | reply 476 | June 19, 2019 10:31 PM |
Do you have a swinging kitchen door?
by Anonymous | reply 477 | June 19, 2019 11:21 PM |
LEADING LADY: Hey LEAD GUY, can I talk to you you in the kitchen?
SUPPORTING CAST: You know we can hear everything you’re saying, right? You’re only five steps away and maybe behind a counter.
by Anonymous | reply 478 | June 19, 2019 11:41 PM |
R477, yes. 😂
by Anonymous | reply 479 | June 19, 2019 11:42 PM |
Why does my twin look Asian?
by Anonymous | reply 480 | June 20, 2019 12:00 AM |
Do you keep milk in a white pitcher?
by Anonymous | reply 481 | June 20, 2019 12:26 AM |
Carol: Mom why is Florida late?
Maude: She lives in Chicago....you'd be late too if you did!
by Anonymous | reply 482 | June 20, 2019 12:41 AM |
Let's stop forgiving and start forgetting Zack for all the torture and humiliation his sociopathic ass put us through in middle school, high school, and college!
by Anonymous | reply 483 | June 20, 2019 12:45 AM |
Hey Ethel, did you know there's a website of earring and caftan wearing dinosaur gays who include you in every single poll conducted?
by Anonymous | reply 484 | June 20, 2019 12:52 AM |
You would know all about dinosaurs, R484, since your first job was walking them.
by Anonymous | reply 485 | June 20, 2019 12:59 AM |
Oh go pull your pants up some more, Fred.
by Anonymous | reply 486 | June 20, 2019 2:00 AM |
One phone call to the NYPD and the phrase “domestic violence” can put you away for a long time, so watch it, fat boy.
by Anonymous | reply 487 | June 20, 2019 3:21 PM |
At least I never hit my boy like that Romano bitch did to her kids - and someone else’s. In fact, I even let him stay overnight with a gay football player. But he never responded to my question about getting a gig singing the national anthem at one of his games.
by Anonymous | reply 488 | June 20, 2019 5:34 PM |
Mommmmmmm? Greg is putting peanut butter all over his weiner again so Tiger will lick it off!
by Anonymous | reply 489 | June 20, 2019 5:48 PM |
I'm not squinting. This is just the face I make when I queef.
by Anonymous | reply 490 | June 20, 2019 6:23 PM |
Natalie had to have her beef curtains surgically reduced cuz they hung so low, she basically had a scrotum.
by Anonymous | reply 491 | June 20, 2019 6:31 PM |
That’s impossible, R489. Remember that night I made Chinese food?
by Anonymous | reply 492 | June 20, 2019 6:36 PM |
The Sugarbaker house didn't have funky stairs, but it did have a bizarre overhead balcony.
by Anonymous | reply 493 | June 20, 2019 6:43 PM |
My husband was a big ol' girly bear behind the scenes.
by Anonymous | reply 494 | June 20, 2019 6:50 PM |
"Did you wash your hands first, Blanche?"
by Anonymous | reply 495 | June 20, 2019 8:23 PM |
R477 "What am I supposed to do with half a door; lean over it like Mr. Ed?"
by Anonymous | reply 496 | June 20, 2019 9:24 PM |
On the subject of stairs, what about two sets of stairs? One in the kitchen and one in the living room. Off the top of my head I can think of Full House, The Hogan Family, and Step by Step. I've never seen that in real life.
by Anonymous | reply 497 | June 20, 2019 10:13 PM |
Hey Mom, what happened to our dog Simon? And why is the roast so tough?
by Anonymous | reply 498 | June 20, 2019 10:55 PM |
For Christ’s sake, shut up and go to fucking sleep!
by Anonymous | reply 499 | June 20, 2019 11:05 PM |
R497 I've seen that in real life houses.
R493 The problem was they never used the balcony to its full potential.
by Anonymous | reply 500 | June 21, 2019 12:01 AM |
They called her 'Tootie' because she wouldn't stop farting. They were originally going to call her 'Fartblossom,' but decided that wasn't genteel.
by Anonymous | reply 501 | June 21, 2019 12:46 AM |
Later they called her "Titty" when those humongous breast-icles grew in.
by Anonymous | reply 502 | June 21, 2019 1:28 AM |
Mr. Drummond, I just had a strange dream where I was a talking blowfish who gave boating lessons to a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea...and he keeps flunking my class! Do you think that means something?
by Anonymous | reply 503 | June 21, 2019 2:51 AM |
Eat a fucking CHEESEBURGER, girl!
by Anonymous | reply 504 | June 21, 2019 2:56 AM |
Pearl, you do understand when the show ends you'll have to move to Baltimore. Watch out for your neighbor Beverly Sutphin.
by Anonymous | reply 505 | June 21, 2019 3:06 AM |
Oh Hoss, we're all guys out here. What do you think is happening in bed every night?
by Anonymous | reply 506 | June 21, 2019 3:10 AM |
“Murray, are you a closeted homosexual??!”
by Anonymous | reply 507 | June 21, 2019 3:10 AM |
Michael, It gets better.
by Anonymous | reply 508 | June 21, 2019 3:12 AM |
thanks, r496, for reminding us why laugh tracks are the stupidest fucking things in history.
by Anonymous | reply 509 | June 21, 2019 3:14 AM |
No amount of aerobics will help you fat menopausal bitches.
by Anonymous | reply 510 | June 21, 2019 4:01 AM |
We actually are huge bull dykes.
by Anonymous | reply 511 | June 21, 2019 5:44 AM |
IT IS NOT A LIVING, ACTUALLY!!
by Anonymous | reply 512 | June 21, 2019 5:50 AM |
[quote]We actually are huge bull dykes. —Pat and Kathy, Image Consultants
I could have told you that if I hadn’t been fired for encouraging Sophia to bet her whole social security check at the track.
by Anonymous | reply 513 | June 21, 2019 3:13 PM |
Do not ask about my relatives. Last I heard they were in Buenos Aires in the 1940s. Maybe they can comment on the historical accuracy of [italic]Evita[/italic].
by Anonymous | reply 514 | June 21, 2019 3:17 PM |
Dennis dumped me for Rodney Raisin? Look on the bright side: at least I still kept my penis and I won’t die young like football players have statistically been shown to.
by Anonymous | reply 515 | June 21, 2019 3:19 PM |
I’m not gonna lie. When three of those four old ladies who used to live down the street said they were moving to a place called “Golden Palace,” I thought they meant that Chinese restaurant down the road. Turns out it was just some three-star hotel by the beach. Phew, at least I’m safe. But three stars for that dump? I’ve seen kennels that were nicer than that!
by Anonymous | reply 516 | June 21, 2019 3:22 PM |
Herman, why isn't your dick proportionate to your height?
by Anonymous | reply 517 | June 21, 2019 6:48 PM |
Dad? Are all the girls in the house synched up on their periods?
by Anonymous | reply 518 | June 21, 2019 6:52 PM |
Dad? Why does Sam the butcher call you a "Nancy boy"?
by Anonymous | reply 519 | June 21, 2019 6:54 PM |
Why am I lightskin?
by Anonymous | reply 520 | June 21, 2019 6:55 PM |
For the ratings, Denise.
by Anonymous | reply 521 | June 21, 2019 6:57 PM |
Uncle Joe you've got to stop clogging up the toilet!
by Anonymous | reply 522 | June 21, 2019 8:34 PM |
Why does Drake and Josh’s room always smell like ass?
by Anonymous | reply 523 | June 22, 2019 12:42 AM |
Cindy Snow to Jack and Janet: "Cousin Chrissy is 35 years old and she was held back 5 times in the 5th grade."
by Anonymous | reply 524 | June 22, 2019 12:49 AM |
[quote]Knowing what we know now, isn't it creepy that Dr. Huxtable is a OB/GYN?
It sort of it is. The original plan/pilot for the Cosby Show was that the parent characters were supposed to be a limo driver and a plumber. Cosby's wife Camille didn't like that and she pushed Cosby and the creators to change the parents to a doctor and lawyer. I wonder whose idea it was for Huxtable to be OB/GYN physician.
by Anonymous | reply 525 | June 22, 2019 1:34 AM |
That Camille was uppity.
by Anonymous | reply 526 | June 22, 2019 1:35 AM |
R526 She and her husband deserved each other.
by Anonymous | reply 527 | June 22, 2019 1:41 AM |
I’m betting it was Cosby r525. I think Camille’s idea was a good one in that it bucked the African American stereotype portrayed on TV up until then. It apparently had a very positive effect on many young African Americans too, who saw that there were other possibilities out there for them, but I have no doubt the OB/GYN was Cosby’s idea. He had a lot of creative control over that show and no doubt had the final say over his character’s profession.
by Anonymous | reply 528 | June 22, 2019 2:56 AM |
"Silvio, enough already, with that pelt on your head." (Yes, The Sopranos was, in large part, comedy / sitcom.)
by Anonymous | reply 529 | June 22, 2019 3:31 AM |
The Cosby is still the greatest family sitcom of all time. I don't care what anyone says.
by Anonymous | reply 530 | June 22, 2019 3:35 AM |
If this is really the Fifties, why is your hair feathered, Potsie? Or yours, Joanie? Or yours, Lori Beth?
by Anonymous | reply 531 | June 22, 2019 3:37 AM |
Mom, since Alice does all of the cooking and the cleaning and the laundry, just what exactly do you do all day?
by Anonymous | reply 532 | June 22, 2019 3:41 AM |
I need to stop fucking my tv brother.
by Anonymous | reply 533 | June 22, 2019 3:48 AM |
You work all day around this apartment? It's two tiny rooms.
by Anonymous | reply 534 | June 22, 2019 3:55 AM |
R530 no one was discussing the quality of the show, I liked it a lot too. And the character of Dr Huxtable was a devoted family man. But Cosby wasn’t Dr Huxtable, he was a serial rapist who deliberately chose, of all professions on earth, to play Dr Huxtable as a OB/GYN. If that isn’t low level trolling of his victims, I don’t know what is.
by Anonymous | reply 535 | June 22, 2019 11:43 AM |
Dear Hitler:
You DO know that Sgt. Schultz, Col. Klink, and Gen. Burkhalter are all Jewish, right?
Signed, Col. Hogan, not yet murdered in a sleazy motel
by Anonymous | reply 536 | June 22, 2019 6:00 PM |
Dorothy, Rose & Blanche are at The Limited.
Let's Fuck!
by Anonymous | reply 537 | June 22, 2019 7:33 PM |
Cat; I'm with you because you're easy agreeable pretty pussy and no-one will question why your balloon-brained self is dropped out of high-school to shack up with me. You'd better believe when Carly goes to College I will be paying you dust so I can be the first one diving under the blankets in her dorm.
We good here? I have to get us some money so we can eat today, probably shoplifting and mugging skinny teen fags in the mall parking lot. Peace.
by Anonymous | reply 538 | June 23, 2019 9:06 PM |
Dear Ricky:
It wasn’t my idea to leave town for St. Louis It was my mother’s after my father cheated on her. I would never do that to you. This may seem weird and strange to you, but I really am attracted to you. The only reason I made you wear a dress to the Badger party was because that was the only way I could go out with you in public on anything resembling a date. Maybe there will someday come a time, hopefully by the time we both grow up, when two men will be able to express love for each other openly without persecution. Until then, we must keep corresponding in secret. I feel like you feel the same way, too, because when we hugged each other goodbye, it seems like we never wanted that feeling to end. That’s part of why I acted out the way I did: I didn’t know how else to express how I felt. If I told anyone else how I felt, they would laugh at me, make fun of me or try to hurt me. If you are capable of feeling love for another male, please let it be me.
by Anonymous | reply 539 | June 24, 2019 6:25 AM |
Why can't we have actual furniture like Trixie and Ed, Ralph?
by Anonymous | reply 540 | June 24, 2019 7:42 AM |
r443
Why would I not believe that?
by Anonymous | reply 541 | June 24, 2019 1:35 PM |
Why can't you damn witches get your "witch rules" straight?
by Anonymous | reply 542 | June 24, 2019 1:37 PM |
Granny how come sometimes you know what penicillin is and sometimes you don't? It's almost as if the mood strikes you funny?
by Anonymous | reply 543 | June 24, 2019 1:38 PM |
I don't care if Miss Jane has been a very good friend to us, I ain't leaving no money to a lesbian
by Anonymous | reply 544 | June 24, 2019 1:39 PM |
Snap your fingers at me all you want. It doesn't impress me, after all I'm the female version of you
by Anonymous | reply 545 | June 24, 2019 1:41 PM |
He dances, he sings, he wants to go to Broadway and Carmine's been dating you since high school and doesn't mind that you don't put out. Shirley how stupid are you?
by Anonymous | reply 546 | June 24, 2019 1:43 PM |
Angie now that you've married a rich doctor, I'm going to move to New York to be with your brothers Raymond and Robert.
by Anonymous | reply 547 | June 24, 2019 1:46 PM |
Hey Ricky, I think I'm going to like our new neighbors. Her name is Joan and her husband Bradley is a judge.
by Anonymous | reply 548 | June 24, 2019 1:50 PM |
Janet, you look like you have a really hairy bush...I mean really hairy! Like seriously, it looks like you're hiding a bear cub down there...
by Anonymous | reply 549 | June 24, 2019 2:01 PM |
I was ass-raped in jail and no one did anything about it.
by Anonymous | reply 550 | June 24, 2019 3:43 PM |
[quote]Rerun, chill, bro! Stop eatin at the soda shop every day. —Shirley
He’s the only reason this dump is still in business. Ever notice why Dwayne and I are so skinny and he ...: isn’t? And how come Rob disappeared off the face of the Earth some time between 1979 and 1985? You wouldn’t happen to know anything about that, would you?
by Anonymous | reply 551 | June 24, 2019 3:51 PM |
"Let me get this straight Rose,
Charlie stayed with you in a burning house as it went from a 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom place to a 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom place?"
"He was just as FUCKED IN THE HEAD as you were
YOU CRAZY DUMBASS!!!"
by Anonymous | reply 552 | June 24, 2019 3:53 PM |
Now I know why there’s no money left for little Charlie and me.
by Anonymous | reply 553 | June 24, 2019 3:56 PM |
Here's your $10,000 fee to kill Urkel. Just make it look like an accident.
by Anonymous | reply 554 | June 24, 2019 7:16 PM |
I knew that “woman” I set the Chief up with was a man all along. Serves him right for the way he treated that gay cop.
by Anonymous | reply 555 | June 24, 2019 8:42 PM |
"These stranded castaways sew their own clothes -that they might need later- to make a stage curtain for just the seven of them?
Those bitches better not ask to borrow any of mine while I'm here!
Well that explains why three of the guys always wear the same stinky clothes every damn day.
I'm not sharing my rescue craft with any of them smelly bums. They can wait for the next one."
by Anonymous | reply 556 | June 25, 2019 2:35 AM |
How can you not know what your kids are doing in the basement, Kitty and Red? The whole damn neighborhood reeks of pot.
by Anonymous | reply 557 | June 25, 2019 2:40 AM |
You mean that fruit Tripper lied about being a fruit just to rent the apartment with those two girls? Son of a bitch! And he still pulled the wool over Furley’s eyes after I sold the building to him, or was Furley one, too?
by Anonymous | reply 558 | June 25, 2019 5:02 AM |
Who da fuck keeps letting Steve Urkel in my house?
by Anonymous | reply 559 | June 25, 2019 5:17 AM |
Jamie, you’re a fat loser who will never amount to anything, your father is a self-hating homosexual, and Harriet’s in love with me now. That’s right, she went black and she’s not going back.
by Anonymous | reply 560 | June 25, 2019 5:19 AM |
You know, master, all you have to do is wish it so and I could make it bigger.
Please wish it so.
by Anonymous | reply 561 | June 25, 2019 5:22 AM |
David, you’re an asshole for pushing your brothers’ heads out of the way in the picture of you guys. Mark almost broke his neck. You never would have done this if your mother was still alive.
by Anonymous | reply 562 | June 25, 2019 5:24 AM |
Sam, I just had this awful dream where I was Archie Bunker and Wanda the Ugly Woman from [italic]In Living Color[/italic] was George Jefferson. What do you think it means? Do you think it’s related to those weird dreams about Wesley Snipes?
by Anonymous | reply 563 | June 25, 2019 5:29 AM |
We just saw the film "Christine" Tink.
Speed Buggy has the hots for you & that might be bad for us.
by Anonymous | reply 564 | June 25, 2019 5:38 AM |
Katherine, after what I saw him and his blond friend Rob doing inside your secret passages, I believe it’s time you and George had a talk with Webster about the birds and the bees. It wouldn’t sound right coming from me since I have no wife for obvious reasons.
by Anonymous | reply 565 | June 25, 2019 5:38 AM |
Ooh! I love a short hairy man with big feet, no clothes & the IQ of a turnip.
by Anonymous | reply 566 | June 25, 2019 5:44 AM |
Ow, my throat.
by Anonymous | reply 567 | June 25, 2019 5:46 AM |
With rent going up in LA, I’m saving a whole lot money living at home with you, Pop. Money we can use to buy Julio’s place and turn it into Sanford Arms. Now who’s the big dummy?
by Anonymous | reply 568 | June 25, 2019 5:49 AM |
My autobiography will include this immortal line =
"In all of my years, I never had a damn single thing to say."
by Anonymous | reply 569 | June 25, 2019 5:50 AM |
How did two skinny old people like us raise two incredibly fat sons as Carl and Ed, and how did all of my granddaughters turn out so skinny? Does obesity really skip a generation? At least it’s getting some kind of physical activity.
by Anonymous | reply 570 | June 25, 2019 5:54 AM |
Alice, I keep having these dreams: one where I’m a talking gorilla for sale at any price, and another where my best friend is a bigot who owns a bar. I think I need a Hawaiian vacation more than you and the Bradys did!
by Anonymous | reply 571 | June 25, 2019 5:59 AM |
Emily, you won’t believe this huckster on TV is saying. If he’s to be believed, then that dream I had the other night about the inn in Vermont and those three backwoods brothers was actually a long-running sitcom in a parallel universe!
by Anonymous | reply 572 | June 25, 2019 6:03 AM |
If Johnny Fever would just go to rehab I bet he'd be able to get a respectable job, like a high school teacher
by Anonymous | reply 573 | June 25, 2019 6:46 AM |
No Roger, no Rerun, no rent, huh? Ok.
Watch how fast we throw yo ass to the curb.
by Anonymous | reply 574 | June 25, 2019 12:36 PM |
[quote]If Johnny Fever would just go to rehab I bet he'd be able to get a respectable job, like a high school teacher
Or even a commander of a police precinct, Andy.
by Anonymous | reply 575 | June 25, 2019 12:38 PM |
Marge, why do Bart and Lisa sound menopausal these days?
by Anonymous | reply 576 | June 25, 2019 12:40 PM |
If we can kill Young Sheldon it will mean NO Big Bang Theory.
by Anonymous | reply 577 | June 25, 2019 3:23 PM |
Adding an obnoxious redheaded stepchild seemed like a good idea at the time, but everyone hates him! Time for a "very special episode" involving a freak fall from the window, eh?
by Anonymous | reply 578 | June 25, 2019 3:43 PM |
Really, I don’t hate Jodie or his fag lifestyle whatever comment I make about it. Truthfully, I have a soft spot for him and have come to think of him like a brother.
He just makes it too easy to laugh at his expense and that’s why I rib him so much. It’s a tough world out there and he’s too much of an emotional trusting fellow - just look at his shabby taste in men, or the time he locked me in a working refrigerator because the mood took him. I don’t want him to wilt like a hothouse flower when the real assholes out there bent or otherwise find out his story and try to mess with him.
Lord knows that sawdust-brain Chuck isn’t any help in that department, and so drilling the fairy into some moxie falls to me.
by Anonymous | reply 579 | June 25, 2019 4:03 PM |
Burt, you're on the spectrum.
by Anonymous | reply 580 | June 25, 2019 4:07 PM |
On the Beverly Hillbillies, Jethro was a cross dresser and Jethrine (allegedly his twin sister) was actually him. His mother, Pearl, wanted him to get away from the locals because they were getting suspicious. As it worked out, Miss Hathaway was very sympathetic and often took Jethro (Jethrine) to establishments where he could be free to express himself. Miss Hathaway was also a mentor to Ellie May, Jed's butch daughter. No wonder she was over at the Clampett's so often.
by Anonymous | reply 581 | June 25, 2019 4:25 PM |
That’s something in a sitcom that needed to be “said,” r581? Or your fanfic?
by Anonymous | reply 582 | June 25, 2019 4:28 PM |
Mom!!! Alice left a huge log in the toilet and didn't flush it. Again.
by Anonymous | reply 583 | June 25, 2019 4:30 PM |
Save it for the soup, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 584 | June 25, 2019 4:33 PM |
Ok Mom. Should I fish it out with my hands?
by Anonymous | reply 585 | June 25, 2019 4:34 PM |
No, use Peter’s tennis racquet.
by Anonymous | reply 586 | June 25, 2019 4:36 PM |
Mother, have you ever noticed how all the food in the house is from Quaker Oats or why all the cars in a 25 mile radius are from Chevrolet?
by Anonymous | reply 587 | June 25, 2019 6:20 PM |
Yeah, Rob, I could’ve gone to college, too, if the good ones had admitted Jews at the time.
by Anonymous | reply 588 | June 25, 2019 6:26 PM |
Hey, Mr. Douglas! I noticed that you and the Mrs. have had trouble actually growing stuff since you moved to Hooterville. I’ve got cannabis clones I’ll let you purchase in a just to see if you can actually grow something.
by Anonymous | reply 589 | June 25, 2019 6:30 PM |
Hey, Paw! Isn’t that Gomer Pyle fornicating with Floyd the Barber in the bushes behind the fishin’ hole?
by Anonymous | reply 590 | June 25, 2019 6:34 PM |
[quote]Adding an obnoxious redheaded stepchild seemed like a good idea at the time, but everyone hates him! Time for a "very special episode" involving a freak fall from the window, eh? —Mr. Drummond
Let me do it, Daddy.I’ve had it in for the misogynistic little creep ever since he ratted me out for barfing chow.
by Anonymous | reply 591 | June 25, 2019 6:42 PM |
Don’t get all skeeved about Bill Cosby playing an OB/GYN. It’s not like Cliff Huxtable ever worked.
by Anonymous | reply 592 | June 25, 2019 7:04 PM |
Most TV character actors didn’t have long careers back in the day. I’ve been watching Hitchcock, The Fugitive, The Untouchables and the Twilight Zone on MeTv.
Some of those actors are so familiar I actually know their names. I figured they must’ve died by 1980 because I never saw them on TV after the early 70s. Turns out they all lived into the late 1990s and 2000s. They just never got work after they did about 10 years worth of tv roles.
by Anonymous | reply 593 | June 25, 2019 7:10 PM |
Um. Gee, thanks, r593. Thanks a bunch.
by Anonymous | reply 594 | June 25, 2019 8:32 PM |
Even if he is the better actor of the two, the only reason I married Kate and not Dexter is because my father was still alive, I had my inheritance to think about, it was 1985, and we were in Disney’s old time slot.
by Anonymous | reply 595 | June 26, 2019 7:13 AM |
FUCK ME KELSEY!!!
by Anonymous | reply 596 | June 26, 2019 7:16 AM |
Fuck me, Niles! I mean the butler.
by Anonymous | reply 597 | June 26, 2019 7:18 AM |
Maybe I might have been more sympathetic if I had been a lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 598 | June 26, 2019 7:27 AM |
Valerie, the only reason I bring you all these sugary desserts and starchy side dishes without asking is because I really want to stare at your husband and barely legal oldest son in their tight jeans.
by Anonymous | reply 599 | June 26, 2019 7:32 AM |
This thread has been recorded on tape before a live audience.
And I really am a meathead for walking out on Gloria and Joey.
by Anonymous | reply 600 | June 26, 2019 7:34 AM |
Kirk: Spock I've always loved you and want that huge Vulcan cock up my ass. Spock: Jim finally! Lets FUCK and do what EVERYBODY knows! And what WE want to do!!!
by Anonymous | reply 601 | June 26, 2019 8:10 AM |