Do you moisturize your crack?

Get a soothing oil with a lot of menthol, OP.

when i get swamp ass i use J.R. Watkins aloe body wipes.

It didn't work Swampy!

P U!

I spray with Dr Scholl's foot powder. Keeps it dry during the summer.

I moisturize my cock.

My house boy moisturizes my crack. Every morning. Every evening.

"I spray with Dr Scholl's foot powder."

Doesn't that create mud?

I use hand sanitizer.

I've come to like the male ass hole better than ever.There's so much you can do with it---- like licking it---tasting it---- eating it ----- also fingering it--- and for some hunks FUCKING IT. What a great asset -pun intended!

OP will get anal fungi soon. Yuck. Ass flora, anyone?

I depends on the formulation of the lotion, silly. No law says it can't be anti-fungal.

Use Hibiclens in the shower and thoroughly dry yourself with a blow dryer to stay dry and fresh longer in the summer

As an ass eater here, I don't want to taste anything but your hole.

R13 you mean to tell me you are eating unshowered ass???? I would never eat anyone out nor would I ever be eaten out unless all parties were freshly showered. End of story. That means they are expecting gay sex.

As for the rest of you, you need to be doing what's called a panty refresher. You simply drop your underwear down around your ankles and apply Gold Bond Extra Strength Powder to the inside of your underwear. When you pull them back up, you will be completely fresh. When you sit down, the powder will apply itself to your crack, scrotum and other "personal" areas. This is called a panty refresher and all men should be doing it ON A DAILY BASIS.

Only suitable for a lovelorn spinster, with no one to care for her sphincter. Body lotion probably tastes worse than shit.

Don't get your ass crack too moist. It may cause irritation when it's hot and the moisturized ass gets sweaty.

Palmolive

R14 walks around with ass powder clouds like Pigpen

R24... OMG, NO!

Use a designated chapstick on your hole when you feel the need. If it's good enough for your mouth it's good enough

I like to freeball when I'm wearing shorts, and recently I've noticed that when it's humid outside, I end up with a bit of a musky odor in my crack and in my inner thighs. I don't want to apply powder to those areas because I don't want them to have a white cast. I don't know what product to use to keep the musky stench at bay. I guess I'll try hand sanitizer.

You can get it on-line.

You mean to tell me that you people are having "spontaneous" sex hookups and this is why you are worried about a white cast and smells? That's just unreal. You are to shower before sex no matter what. No matter what. Unless of course it's rape.

Try smearing a little Ben-Gay around your hole.

Last summer I slathered my balls in CORNSTARCH. One night some guy was LICKING MY BALLS I apologized to him because my balls were still covered in CORNSTARCH.

SEE! Ya see that R25??? THAT'S why they HATE us!! It's all you and your corn starched balls!! Fuck YOU!!!

I once knew a woman who would eat cornstarch plain, from the box, just eat a scoop. She got her granddaughter into it too. She loved it.

I misread that as moneyterise.

R21, have you tried dusting with cinnamon?

R23 you must never have experienced coincidental sex or drive-thru sex. Not every sex happen in your trailer or love motel with your rent boy where you can take a shower before the romp.

Gurl, I dont know how I feel about spraying some Gold Bond in my booty. Does this kind smell ok and not like old people? I need my boy pussy to smell delicious

R29 No, never tried it. I've never of anyone using cinnamon for this purpose.

Moisture and body temperature are the perfect breeding ground for bacteria and fungi. That's why it's not recommended to put any kind of lotion on the skin between your toes. And as with our toes our ass cracks are usually all covered up and getting damp on their own.

I spray Flawbreze down there.

"Do you moisturize your crack?"

I just crack a door.

Gold bond stings your nutsack.

No, because my Moisture Fairy calls it the evil place.

I'd rather taste a ripe hole then lick body lotion

Sometimes OP. Aloe Vera gel. But not before sex. Once a year I take a whole Olive Oil mask in the bath tub. I drench my body,face and hair in O. Oil , let it sit for 10/15 minutes and wash off thorougly. It's wonderful. I still have fantastic skin at 48.

This thread proves that it's not the hairbrained answers that make DL a stand out. It's the harebrained questions.

What kind of person ever thinks these things?

Powder you stupid bitches!! POWDER!! Any kind!! That’s why every old man that sits in the gym locker room puts it on!!!

cornstarch powder will give you a yeast infection like a mutherfucker

I wash it very well and then apply hand sanitizer to the area.

r17 I'm soaking in it!

[quote] I'd rather taste a ripe hole then lick body lotion

Oh, dear.

I've always been a bit suspicious of guys who already have their holes and cracks lubed and lotioned up.

LOTION? Yuck, no. I'll confess to swiping my stick deodorant up there after I shower. I dry off with a towel then use a blow dryer to make sure that everything is totally dry. Afterward I use a stick antiperspirant which is dedicated solely to that area. I also use a miconazole powder on my balls and groin area in the summer.

I make sure mine smells like CHANGE and IMPACTFULNESS when Harry wants to lick mine out.

Talcum powder can give you cervical cancer.

Vinegar. Everyone loves pickles.

I use Johnson's baby powder PURE CORNSTARCH. It's great.

It looks like baby powder but it's not...it's pure cornstarch.

I heard applying this lotions cause skin thinning.

[quote]Talcum powder can give you cervical cancer.

Well it's a good thing we don't have those.

I don't understand why you would moisturize. Shouldn't you be focusing on keeping that area dry?

Try dusting your rugs with CarpetFresh and then scooting around on your carpet like a dog.

OP needs anti Monkey Butt powder.

Ger a vitamin e pill crush it till the liquid comes out and put it on your butthole, the butthole will turn pink and soft , tops will love it!