I'm Princess Leia's apparent lack of any emotional reaction after Grand Moff Tarkin blows up her entire home planet..
I'm the Kessel Run, which the Millennium Falcon can complete in under twelve parsecs!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 14, 2019 1:04 AM |
I'm the Stormtrooper who bumps his noggin while walking through an open hatch on the Death Star.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 14, 2019 1:08 AM |
I'm Carrie Fisher's coke nail in Return of the Jedi.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 14, 2019 1:08 AM |
This is just about the first "Star Wars" movie, r3.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 14, 2019 1:10 AM |
I'm the skeletons of Luke's Aunt and Uncle that we see briefly when Luke returns home.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 14, 2019 1:10 AM |
I'm C3PO's gayness, which can be, um... seen from space?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 14, 2019 1:13 AM |
I’m Leia's fake British accent. I pop up from time to time.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 14, 2019 1:13 AM |
r4 Literally not mentioned anywhere in OP's post.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 14, 2019 1:15 AM |
I'm Aunt Beru's FABULOUS outer space kitchen, entirely made of white plastic!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 14, 2019 1:16 AM |
[quote] Literally not mentioned anywhere in OP's post.
The title of the thread is "Let's be the original "Star Wars"!", which refers to the original film's title.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 14, 2019 1:17 AM |
R8 knows neither the definition of "original" nor "literally."
Discuss.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 14, 2019 1:17 AM |
I'm the blue milk. Now that you’ve seen where I come from, you probably don’t want me, do you?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 14, 2019 1:18 AM |
I'm this baby Ewok. I was so young at the time...
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 14, 2019 1:18 AM |
I’m Episode I: The Phantom Menace, the original Star Wars from an in universe chronological perspective.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 14, 2019 1:19 AM |
I'm the Millennium Falcon where Leia does lines while trading bong hits with Han.
I'm Obi Wan wondering if Luke is into older English gents.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 14, 2019 1:23 AM |
[quote] I'm Obi Wan wondering if Luke is into older English gents.
He would’ve been into Moff Tarkin.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 14, 2019 1:25 AM |
We’re the Tusken Raiders. Does it make us less or more scary to know that we used to anally rape Darth Vader's mother?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 14, 2019 1:25 AM |
I'm Gold Five.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 14, 2019 1:28 AM |
I’m Porkins, R18. I can smother you to death.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 14, 2019 1:29 AM |
I’m Biggs. Look for me in the deleted scenes!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 14, 2019 1:31 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 14, 2019 1:34 AM |
I'm the Tosche Station, get yer power converters here!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 14, 2019 1:35 AM |
[quote]I'm Princess Leia's apparent lack of any emotional reaction after Grand Moff Tarkin blows up her entire home planet..
She was being stoic you Nitwit, she couldn't show any vulnerability.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 14, 2019 1:59 AM |
She used a British accent when she was meeting with other officials. She largely didn’t use it for her interactions with the plebs.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 14, 2019 2:00 AM |
I'm George Lucas's creepy female hairdo fetish.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 14, 2019 2:01 AM |
I'm Wedge Antilles's reaction upon first seeing the Death Star: "Look at the size of that thing!"
Oddly enough, he uttered the same words the night before in Luke's bedroom at the rebel base!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 14, 2019 2:04 AM |
I am Mos Eisley Spaceport, and you will "never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy".
I still use that line whenever I enter any bar on Castro street.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 14, 2019 2:13 AM |
I'm Greedo, the green bounty hunter. I'm introduced and killed in one short scene.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 14, 2019 2:15 AM |
I'm Chewbacca, AKA the Big Walking Carpet that always gets in everyone's way
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 14, 2019 2:17 AM |
I’m Episode IV...eventually
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 14, 2019 2:22 AM |
I'm the incredibly arch dialogue.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 14, 2019 2:22 AM |
I’m the heroin droid Leia ordered.
She pretends to not know what I’m doing there and feigns distress in front of witnesses.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 14, 2019 2:39 AM |
I'm NOT the droids you're looking for.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 14, 2019 3:41 AM |
I'm the suggestion that Luke & Leia should get together.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 14, 2019 3:44 AM |
I'm those creepy little Jawa eyes, that look like a car's cigarette lighter.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 14, 2019 3:50 AM |
I'm Koo Stark, who can't wait to tell her friends about the silly space opera she's acting in, not realizing her role will be a trivial footnote after being left on the cutting room floor; and she'll soon be more known as the soft core porn actress getting shagged by Prince Andrew.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 14, 2019 4:13 AM |
I'm the dianoga. Skywalker boys taste like trash.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 14, 2019 4:20 AM |
I'm Ben Kenobi, who lies to Luke about his dad being killed by Darth Vader, because Lucas hasn't bothered to finish writing the trilogy yet... :/
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 14, 2019 4:25 AM |
I’m the tiny alien monster begging for his milk at the bar...
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 14, 2019 4:35 AM |
I'm the script that Harrison Ford hates.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 14, 2019 5:04 AM |
I’m the closed/self-contained movie text that did not need a sequel, let alone a franchise.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 14, 2019 5:10 AM |
What else? I'm the Force.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 14, 2019 5:22 AM |
I'm Leia bigotry against Wookiees.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 14, 2019 5:40 AM |
I’m Alec Guinness about to make my biggest payday and bring some bloody class to this sandpit
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 14, 2019 6:32 AM |
I'm the bra that Carrie Fisher wasn't allowed to wear!
Because George Lucas didn't think bras would work in space. No, really.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 14, 2019 8:57 AM |
I am he old school effects......never to be seen again now because Lucas is fucking nuts
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 14, 2019 9:07 AM |
I am Han. I fucking shot first.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 14, 2019 9:44 AM |
I'm Governor Tarkin's foul stench.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 14, 2019 9:59 AM |
I'm the tiny wheeled robot that goes beep-blip-blooping my way through the Death Star until frightened away by Chewbacca. What did I do to him? The big bully.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 14, 2019 10:24 AM |
I'm the incredible smell Leia discovered.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 14, 2019 10:27 AM |
I’m THE TRAP!!!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 14, 2019 10:46 AM |
You’re too early, R52.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 14, 2019 2:01 PM |
He old
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 14, 2019 2:02 PM |
I'm the pilot who fired first at the Death Star and missed.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 14, 2019 8:54 PM |
R50, you are a mouse droid, lol
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 15, 2019 7:42 PM |
LoL! :)
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 15, 2019 7:46 PM |
I'm the Sarlacc pit...I look like a giant vagina with teeth. I smell just as bad too.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 15, 2019 9:50 PM |
I’m the insides of a Tauntaun. I smell bad, too.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 15, 2019 10:26 PM |
I'm Luke, I'm alone in my bunk thinking about the things I'd do to Lea, though my feelings tell me it's wrong for some reason.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 15, 2019 11:11 PM |
I'm Luke's girlfriend on Tattooine, whose role ended up on the cutting room floor, along with Biggs's.
My absence has been keenly felt over the decades, because without me Luke Skywalker seems to be the only male virgin in the entirety of popular culture. Because of that, the fandom is infested with horrible awkward on-the-spectrum male nerds who dream of superpowers and can't get a girlfriend because they're horrible people. The worship Luke, hate women, dark people, foreigners, and men who can pull girls, and have devoted their last four years to bashing Disney and everyone who had anything to do with the new Star Wars films. Just think, if I'd stayed in the film, they'd be somebody else's problem.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 15, 2019 11:46 PM |