People Are Now Hilariously Challenging Celebrities Who Are 31 Years Older Than They Are To A Fight Thanks To Justin Bieber

Bring it on Olivia!

I think I can take on the Shat. Gorn-style!

Come at me Phil!! Cmon ya fuckin pussy!! Want some o this????

I get Dick Cheney!! Hold my purse, DLers!

David Hasselhoff.. you in danger, girl.

You want a piece of me June Squibb?

COME GET SOME!

I’m going to wipe the floor with those Coton de Tulears, Barbra

Chuck Norris is 31 years older than me. It’s probably best I not challenge him to a fight.

Regis Philbin come and get some bitch!

Wait, we’re not eating detergent pods anymore?

I will fight any of the Facts of Life girls !

I’m taking Elton John!

Really, Madge? I though that was you at R3.

Here are my four choices: pretty sure I can take 3 out of four

Bob Fosse.

Pope Benedict XVI.

Sidney Poitier.

Harvey Korman

R14, I think Fosse would be easy to take now. He died in 1987.

It’s on !!!!! Me in a ring with Betty White.

You want a piece of this, Dan Rather?

BRING IT BITCH

Being it Rachel Cory

Calling JFK Jr's ghost to have a celeb death match!

I can take on Matt Damon any day.

I’ve never been more happy to be my current age.

Almost old enough to challenge this celeb to a fight-

Margaret Atwood, prepare to meet thy doom

R18, W&W.

Pussy.

But I don't wanna fight Angela Lansbury....

Maggie Smith, you've given me THAT LOOK for the last time!

I don't care if you got horseshoes in that purse, Ruth Buzzi, my mighty Kung Fu grip will have you screaming for His Holiness George Schlatter to rescue you.

Bring it, Ruth Buzzi.

Let's go, DeVito.

I truly wish someone would rise up and beat the living SHIT out of Bieber.

I get Mike Pence and Kevin Spacey!

R32, please beat those two up for us.

Spacey night actually enjoy it.

Can’t decide between Dolly Parton or Cher

Karen Allen, I'm coming for you!

Does anyone get Trump? I'm off only by a year. Please take one for the team, 42 year-old.

Jamie Lee Curtis, you won't need any Activia anymore after you hear that I'm coming for you, bitch!

r8 I bet you could take Chuck Norris.

All you would have to do is pull his wig off (I think it once belonged to Lucille Ball) and he would be too humiliated to fight.

I'll kick Trump's big fat lardass.

I ... I can’t choose. Robert De Niro? Barry Manilow? Or dare I take on the reigning king of the underworld, Keith fucking Richards?

Oh my god. Newt Gingrich vs Chevy Chase. I could get CROWDFUNDED to decide this battle.

Cant pick either dog in that fight

Get it done, R4. Godspeed!

If you call me Georgia one more time, I swear I’ll beat your ass in the Sierra Towers lobby.

Shierra Towersh

I'd dress up in a lion costume and confront Ron Ely at one of those celebrity autograph signing events. I'd strip him naked, twist his 80 year old scrotum with my mighty lion paw and roar "Who is the real King of the Jungle". He'd whimper - "You are Mr. Lion, you are".

A lot of us have no one alive to fight, considering the age demo here.

I'm pretty sure I can take Barbara Walters at this point.

R48, always Kirk Douglas -?

Miss America and former Catwoman, Lee Meriwether -- the claws are out! Pretty sure that I could take her, but I'd rather gently hug her instead. The next closest ring combatant would be the Dalai Lama, which seems terribly, terribly wrong.

I've been wanting to take you down for years, Yoko!

Ok, Alex, it’s on!! Do you even lift, bro?

Come at me, bro!!

When I googled 82 year old celebs, everyone on the resulting list was already dead. I guess that would make them pretty easy to beat.

As for Bieber, the little snot doesn't stand a chance. Cruise would wipe the floor with him. Tammy may be bat shit crazy but this is a guy who still does all his own stunts and films running scenes with a broken leg.

I want you Kirk Douglas! I'm tired of waiting for Lana Wood to kick the bucket.

And bring Michael with you. I never could stand "Romancing the Stone."

Yeah, no he doesn't r53. Tom Cruise has been lying about that shit for years. He doesn't do any of that.

Alright Gary Johnson. You and me. It's going down in Aleppo.

Liza's shoes looked very cheap in that photo. Payless?

I have my choice of several - Jerry Lewis, Hugh Hefner, Esther Williams, Gloria De Haven, Eleanor Parker, Irene Dunne Deanna Durbin...... I'll take all those motherfuckers on !!!!!

I'll follow the lead of Dick van Dye who has pledged to take on anyone who challenges Angela Lansbury,

Who here in DL is with me to form a protective circle around Ruth Bader Ginsburg? We need to keep her alive at any cost!

Are you kidding? Tammy would love to play grabass with Bieber's beaver.

Vladimir Putin, meet me behind the school bleachers after school! I'm gonna kick your ass.