Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger Got Married

Did Arnold’s illegitimate son get come?

Great...now she gets to call herself a Pratt.

Ugh.

Has she ever worked a day in her life?

He will run for office in several years. Probably win.

She's up the duff. More autistic spawn for Pratt.

Chris, she'll be a great beauty as she ages.... just like her grandmother!

Hasn’t he been divorced from Anna Faris for only like 10 minutes?

Bun in the oven?

She’s knocked up, right? Her face is so oddly shaped, hope the kid doesn’t look like her.

Seven years tops and that's being kind.

I don't blame her at all. If I had the chance to have Chris Pratt on top of me whenever I wanted I wouldn't even have waited as long as she did.

But I do blame her parents for not slapping for some damn sense into her. This will not end well

Since when does the Catholic Church let divorced people get married in the church? Oh that’s right; Kennedy rules.

R4, she's a writer.

[quote] [R4], she's a "writer."

Fixed.

7 years? Pfft...2 years, at best.

This was a blind that she is pregnant. Not surprised..

Depends on the contract, I guess. This shit is spelled out. Stay together this long, you get this, etc. Such bullshit. "Love" in Hollywood, all negotiated.

r9 yes.

The whore is pregnant. And he's a fake Christian douche that will fuck a tree if it moves.

R15, I'm sorry I should have said she's a published author having written three books.

r20 hes fake cause he had sex? Please.

Funny how his fundie xtian theology allows for this even though the bible is VERY clear that it's a sin to divorce, let alone remarry.

It makes her an adulterer if he wants to apply his fundie xtian nutbaggery to his own life.

R23 That's a catholic thing. Chris is protestant. There's no real emphasis on divorce

[quote]Did Arnold’s illegitimate son get come?

From Chris?

Chris is not Catholic. Protestant is not nearly as strict and there is no emphasis on divorce

Kat Pratt. Soon to be Fat Kat Pratt.

Chris has a chewed up looking little dick.

Arnold will fat shame him out of the family in t - 5 years.

on an unrelated note several haggard hungry dogs have been discovered wandering the streets.

He has the fat gene.

Doesn’t he have a retarded son with Anna?

Right wing asshole Chris Pratt.

Dear God, haven't the Kennedy's suffered enough?

They had to get married before they lost their looks. Pratt is on the verge of dumpy and we know how the Kennedy women age.

I'm sure this will be short-lived. Pratt is a dumb fundie Christian and was obviously fucking girls on the side while he was married to Anna Faris. I feel bad for Anna, it seems like their divorce was very rough on her.

What a nasty, pinch-ass face that hunter has.

So,she is Kat Pratt.

He is a social climber, isn't he?

I want him to hate fuck me so bad.

Idk what it is about Pratt, but sometimes I look at him and think "wow, I'd love to fuck him", and other times, I find him utterly repulsive.

he dumped his wife and mother of his child as soon as he got his own film career. I don't like him at all. This chick seems beyond stupid.

R42, cuz he's not that good looking. He's just fucking sexy. Its like a raw masculinism. He's only good looking in a small town, former QB sort of way.

She has a sister...prettier.

[quote]So,she is Kat Pratt.

She won’t give up $chwarzenegger.

Katherine...don't get a maid.

R43, agreed. Pratt appeals to many of us gay men I think because he epitomizes the hetero jocks who we quietly lusted after in high school. He just has that look/personality. Most of us matured out of that, but there is still something about him that reminds me of many of my masturbatory teen fantasies. There are a few guys I went to high school with who I had raging hard-ons for, but they were straight as could be, and I was closeted. I was friends with a couple of them, and don't find them presently attractive; even still, the memories of how they made me feel at that time mean I more than likely would still fuck them if they wanted to in some alternate universe.

He looks like a cross between Matt Damon and Ben Afleck.

my comment was meant for r41.

this guy bores me.

R5 got it in one I can just see him evangelising on his TV announcement to run with bible in hand eeeuch!

This will end in tears.

I heard both of them cheated. And that Anna had a drinking problem due to struggling with getting pregnant again.

Idk maybe she'll talk about it more on her podcast one day.

[quote][R23] That's a catholic thing. Chris is protestant. There's no real emphasis on divorce

No, it's a bible and jesus thing.

Luke 16:18: 18 “Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery, and the man who marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

Matthew 5:31-32: 31 “It has been said, ‘Anyone who divorces his wife must give her a certificate of divorce.’ 32 But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, makes her the victim of adultery, and anyone who marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

Mark 10:2-12: 2 Some Pharisees came and tested him by asking, “Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife?” 3 “What did Moses command you?” he replied. 4 They said, “Moses permitted a man to write a certificate of divorce and send her away.” 5 “It was because your hearts were hard that Moses wrote you this law,” Jesus replied. 6 “But at the beginning of creation God ‘made them male and female.’ 7 ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, 8 and the two will become one flesh.’So they are no longer two, but one flesh. 9 Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.” 10 When they were in the house again, the disciples asked Jesus about this. 11 He answered, “Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery against her. 12 And if she divorces her husband and marries another man, she commits adultery.”

And there are many, many more versus in which Jesus specifically states his opposition to divorce - and notably none in which he specifically opposes homosexuality.

R54. You haven't really read the bible. It clearly states opposition to same sex activities. God destroyed a whole nation because of their immoral sexual behaviors. It is in the old testament. I won't tell you the name of the actual incident.

I'm surprised they got married. When they were dating nearly all photos showed in very disconnected. I think they'll have a bunch of kids, but they'll ultimately divorce.

She looks like Anna Kendrick, but plainer and fuglier.

He may be a fundie Xtian but he's hot as fuck, and also cute and funny imo.

[quote]It is in the old testament. I won't tell you the name of the actual incident.

Yes, but the poster said JESUS never specifically condemned homosexuality. And he is correct. Jesus is not quoted in the Old Testament and never said anything about gays.

Fundies and evangelicals, who like to call themselves Christians, don't seem to love the book of the Bible that actually features Jesus and his teachings very much. They are much more interested in the Old Testament and all the people getting judged and condemned and destroyed...

[quote][R54]. You haven't really read the bible. It clearly states opposition to same sex activities. God destroyed a whole nation because of their immoral sexual behaviors. It is in the old testament. I won't tell you the name of the actual incident.

You haven't really read what I wrote. And, if you want to go back to Leviticus, even though fundie evangelicals ALWAYS claim that Jesus's new covenant supersedes the Old Testament, fine.

Then, we can go down the path of the hundreds of things in the Old Testament that fundies ignore on a daily basis vs. the meager number of times the Old Testament says anything about homosexuality.

Shall we have slaves - old testament.

Sell our daughter - old testament.

Eat Shrimp - old testament.

Working on the Sabbath - old testament.

He's trying to replace the defective kid he had with the first wife. That happens a lot.

R59. If you want to go there read the story of why God destroyed sodoom and gomorrah.

R58. Jesus died on the cross for our sins. So let me ask you what sins do you think he died for. I have my reasons and I want to read your response.

Old Testament doesn’t matter. We are in the New Testament Times according to the Bible.

Didn't he and Anna Faris abandon some pets in a very callous way? He's been dead to me since then.

R57 hmm I think she's prettier than Kendrick but still basic.

I've seen many things on DL that surprise me, but few more than Vacation Bible School classes.

I like Anna Kendrick.

R67 I do too, but she doesn't seem to be making the best choices for film projects. Guess she can always do another PP film.

[quote][R59]. If you want to go there read the story of why God destroyed sodoom and gomorrah.

Wrong again.

Most biblical scholars who aren't fundie nutbags have focused on both the context and translations based on other usage language within the bible.

While hardcore fundies continue to push the narrative that it was homosexuality, the actual translation of the verse is debated.

[quote]And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.

At issue is the word "yada" or "to know them." Fundie nutbag Christians have translated the word to mean “to have sex with,” making the sin of Sodom as engaging in same-sex acts, as opposed to “rape” or “molestation.”

[quote]Of the 983 times that "yada" appears in the Hebrew Bible, it literally means “to know” at least 973 (that is, 98.9 percent) of those times.

The acts described do not sound like consensual sexual acts between same sex people, but the explicit forcible rape of the angels.

And by the way, let's not forget the hero of the story, Lot, offered to give his virgin daughters to the mob to appease them, not to mention that Lot's daughters got him drunk and had sex with him multiple times over several nights, getting them pregnant in the process. Again, not something I think is particularly worthwhile to hold up as exemplary behavior.

But, that may just be me. Personally, I don't find incest and inbreeding to be a behavior worth emulating, whether it's praised in the bible or not.

Once they become bad comic book franchise stars, I lose all interest. Dick wilter.

How soon before he's eventually fucking the baby-nanny?

It is so sad about that Kennedy gene pool. Not sure why but 100% of the woman quickly turn into the witch from Hansel and Gretl. The poster who said they got married in the nick of time before losing all their looks is right. Pratt will age well. His wife will be an old wrinkly crone in 5 years.

Lucky Bitch

R57 He's cute until he starts talking. Dumb as rocks.

His career is blowing up, but I really don't get it.

Most of us would marry Chris Pratt if we could

[Quote] Most of us would marry Chris Pratt if we could

He seems like the type who fucks like a jack hammer while staring at his own reflection.

[quote][R4], she's a writer.

Signing your name on the electronic pad after using your daddy's cc doesn't count as writing.

[quote]It is so sad about that Kennedy gene pool. Not sure why but 100% of the woman quickly turn into the witch from Hansel and Gretl.

But at least they all have thick hair including the men. I've never seen a bald/balding Kennedy except for the patriarch. It's amazing how they all have incredible hair.

I'd love to get my ass spanked by Chris.

Wrong r77 Most of us would be all over Chris if we had the chance

R77 I have no beef with you though because Adam Brody is delicious and I appreciate that gif

Does Chris have a massive cock?

He looks like a boring dweeb.

R84 He has a respectable bulge

Rehearsal dinner at Rob Lowe's estate in Montecito.

R86, that looks PS

[R86], that looks PS

Agreed.

Anna Faris is lucky to be rid of him

My ideal man, physically. I find him so hot, I can easily overlook the fundie side of him.

Imagine some fool with enough time on their hands to sit there and PS an outline of a penis on Pratt. You think that person accepts their life is a waste?

Here's a video

He is a heteroflexible drunk (currently on a dry run, but it won't last) who is marrying this plain stinkfish to further his credibility and fortune.

Political ambitions? Possibly.

Back in the day, Pratt would fuck anyone who could help him advance.

When he was drunk enough, he would fuck anyone, period.

She is a no-talent stinkfish but they will both profit from this wedding.

Katherine is very attractive, and being wealthy and connected doesn't hurt.

Was the bastard brother there, at least doing the catering?

I was going to say he's not smart enough to be a politician, but then I realized he's a white, conservative male. He can be dumb as hell and win.

^^^he is also hot. I agree he could win if he ran

No, Arnold's illegitimate son was not there. Of course the DM was all over his whereabouts for the day.

And as we know, R97: Conservatives being asshole hypocrites who scream about "Hollywood" needing to shut up about politics, they'll of course (yet again) show what douchebags they are by voting for a Hollywood celebrity.

She seems dumb as a box of rocks. Dim and loving the spotlight - the perfect political stepford wife, willing to turn a blind eye to his cheating as long as he doesn’t humiliate her publicly (like Daddy did to Mom).

Blind eye to cheating is in the Kennedy women's DNA

Does anyone really know much about her other than what's on Wiki? Why would someone say she's dumb?

R102, she went to USC. I wouldn't be surprised by founding out she got in the same way every other celeb spawn gets in.

R87 oh, don’t make me completely throw up! Were there underage girls forced into sex films??

Chris would look great in leather shorts.

KS has written three books that sound positively self-obsessed in a way that only a Millennial can:

Rock What You've Got: Secrets to Loving Your Inner and Outer Beauty from Someone Who's Been There and Back.

Just Graduated . . . Now What?

Maverick and Me

I'm sure daddy being an action star and a former Governor of CA + mommy being a Kennedy Shriver helped grease the wheels at USC. This person sat around, wrote silly "books" and waited for a rich idiot to marry her. Mission accomplished.

Unpopular opinion but Chris is the epitome of an average white guy.

For once I agree with Edna - who would have thought?

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R103, I asked if anyone knew anything about her. Not for a dig at USC. Patrick, her brother graduated from USC as well.

Wonder how Anna feels about this. Feel bad for her and Chris’s son.

I know I sound self loathing, but I'd love for him to top me as he calls me every gay epithet in the book. Yes, I'm pathetic, but he is THAT hot and masculine.

Is Chris's son "special"?

Kat Pratt could eat no fat and her brother could eat no lean.

[quote]Wonder how Anna feels about this.

Anna was allegedly one of the wedding guests.

How does he feel about gays? Doesn't he belong to one of those fundie mega-churches that preach against homosexuality?

Chris works in Hollywood. He's surrounded by gays 24/7. Obviously he's fine with it

[quote]Doesn't he belong to one of those fundie mega-churches that preach against homosexuality?

But do they preach against bisexuality?

He’s a fat squinty eyed Republicunt. He looks like a blond version of Ben Domneck. He ha the same piggy, puffy look.

I hope she got a prenup a mile thick.

He's richer than her. So I doubt there is a prenup. The great grandchilren don't get that much from the trust.

He's the one that needs a prenup.

R109 Nice buns!

Yes, Kat won't be wealthy for years. Those Shriver women live forever, and Arnold isn't going anyplace soon.

Looks from the photos like Maria put on a few pounds. Which is fine, she could stand to. I saw her up close a few years ago and she was teeny tiny.

The fatty brother

Christopher's dick has probably disappeared inside his fupa.

I hate when that happens...

Christopher seems a little off going by the pictures on google. He'd be very cute if he lost weight.

Chris Pratt always strikes me as being the poster child for what a fat man could look like if he ate better and worked out.

And this Kennedy marriage feels weird. She’s the sort of woman his type would marry first not second. Then he could go on to cheat with pole dancers whilst she organises republican fund raisers.

And the first wife was at the wedding, there was a photo of her.

Are Patrick and Tay Tay Lautner still an item, or are they still using beards?

I think Patrick is with Johnny Lowe.

This is a man who kills animals because he enjoys it. You can have him.

I live in CT. When hunters don't kill enough deer in the season, people die in car collisions with them.

Hunting is not wrong.

OP, that picture of the two of them? No. He's thinking about himself, she's thinking about her teeth.

Definitely the epitome of the hot dumb jock I fantasized about and lusted for when I was in high school.

R125 there's no excuse to have access to that much money and be that fat.

Yep, that's right, I married a toilet-trained gorilla, well toilet-trained most of the time that is. Jesus the banana bills alone, what have I done with my life!

The fatty and the lovechild are barely a week apart. It would be hilarious if they ended up in the same nightclub or something and someone got pics.

Considering the rest of the family are into fitness- even the bastard, you'd think he would be embarrassed.

He doesn't even have to be buff, but there's no reason to be rich and not at least have an average body.

Sorry if this has been mentioned already, but did brother Joe get an invite?

R141

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Learn to scroll

A simple "no" would have sufficed. Learn to edit.

He's all balls, but so what? The rest of him more than makes up for an average/below average dick. Hubba hubba.

Right now I want to do nasty things to him. And I mean sexually. But he has the fat Jean and at some point he’s going to be like the Pillsberry doughboy

And no matter how hard they try this family’s jeans have the ugly face thing going on. I predict a child with the jaw of J Leno

Thank you, R69. I've tried to explain this to anti-religious zealots, but they often get mad at me—sometimes as mad as the religious zealots. Fundie Christians have tried (and succeeded) at pushing the narrative that Sodom & Gomorrah was punished because everyone was having gay sex, but there is significant scholarly evidence for it having to do with the residents raping angels, which is far different from consensual homosexual sex.

Maybe fatty can marry DL fav Chrissy Metz. Think of those kids!

Jean?

Bathing suit picture of him made me horny

Fake Erna at r94 is boring and changes their browser so often they're obviously up to something, but who knows what. Trying to bore us asleep, maybe.

[quote]he has the fat Jean and at some point he’s going to be like the Pillsberry doughboy

He already looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy and did for years prior to his craah diet and girdle phase in GOTG.

And stop calling is a "jean."

R149 most pictures of him make me horny

Enough, r117. After the years of "Trump lives in NY surrounded by gays and Jews, he doesn't hate them, he loves them" talk, does anyone ever really believe the old "X works with gays, he has no problem with them" canard anymore?

Idiotic to assume a dumb fundie associated with antigay churches in the past is pro gay.

This one won't last as long as the first one.

That bulge at R86 is completely photoshopped.

Introducing his ex wife to be Kat pratt

This is all I was able to find of Chris and Anna's little boy, Jack, at Chris' wedding. Little blond boy in the dark glasses; other faces are blurred.

He's 6 and has some disability--vision impaired?

He's very cute.

Better version of pic.

I'm assuming that's Anna with Jack and his posse.

Awww....

Why would anyone want to attend an exes wedding? That's got to be beyond weird.

I didn't say hunting was wrong, R133. But killing animals because you enjoy doing it is wrong.

Me and Chris love to relax Sunday mornings when we attend our Nazi rallies, I mean church. Whatever, as long as there's some hate to spew, I'm there!

She married old poon hound, just like dear old Dad. Well, mazel tov to the happy couple. If she isn't already preggers, she'll be pushing them out soon.

R161 I think she does it cause of their kid. They wanna keep it very cool for him.

R161 because their son has special needs and Chris won’t be able to look after him on that day. Plus, surely it’s a good thing that he sees his parents still supporting each other. If all divorced parents could play this nice there wouldn’t be as many messed up kids.

I don’t think she’s knocked up. I think he’s gone all Born Again so in order to have sex he needs to be married to her. Same reason everyone got married at 21 in 1955.

I know this sounds strange, but to me he just looks like he has that sour sweat smell about him.

[quote]I know I sound self loathing, but I'd love for him to top me as he calls me every gay epithet in the book. Yes, I'm pathetic, but he is THAT hot and masculine.

Did anyone else listen to Howard Stern's gay employee (Chris something) do a segment about a phone sex operator (straight guy) who makes tons of money? He said that most of the gay guys who call want to be degraded and called "Fag" and every other epithet. For whatever reason, many , many gay men want to be treated like shit sexually and are willing to pay for the pleasure.

Chris’s religion forbids sex outside of marriage, thus the rush so he can have sex with her.

R169 Gay people who call into the Howard Stern show are not very representative of gay people. It looks like you got hoodwinked by someone pretending to be gay!

[quote]Chris works in Hollywood. He's surrounded by gays 24/7. Obviously he's fine with it

Are you really this stupid? Seriously, how fucking stupid are you? You think there aren't klan members who work with black people? I'm not saying Pratt is that bad, I'm just making the point that you stupidly think every hateful person in the world is overt in their hate. I know a couple of Muslim doctors who have a clinic in TN. They're there helping people. You think anti-Muslim bigots don't go to them for treatment? They do.

He votes Republican meaning he votes against you. I hardly think he gives a shit whether gays have rights or not - it's called apathy.

[quote]Gay people who call into the Howard Stern show are not very representative of gay people. It looks like you got hoodwinked by someone pretending to be gay!

An employee for Stern who IS gay did a segment interviewing a phone sex operator. He and his wife do phone sex for a living. The husband has numerous gay regulars who call him. Stern's employee Chris Wilding (I had to look up his name) interviewed the guy and even participated in a call. The guy who runs the operation said that if you're not willing to use "fag," you'll make no money. The guy makes six figures. He said one of his regulars wants to be told that he'll be fucked until he gets AIDS. Some really damaged guys out there.

R117, exactly. I worked with women in Hollywood who I desperately wanted to pound (in a respectful way obviously) but I was never been anything but professional.

I've wondered if this was a point of contention between him and Anna, R172. She comes from an educated family (schoolteacher mom, sociologist professor dad) and has said numerous times on her podcast that her parents extremely liberal people. Chris's mother, on the other hand, worked in a supermarket and his father was a hard laborer, so it doesn't surprise me that he's a fundie Christian—most of the fundies come from this sort of working-class background, and hysterically enough, always vote against their best interests.

🎉 🍾 🎉 🍾

There are millions of middle class and wealthy fundies. This idea that they’re always poor is so outdated. Same with the idea that only uneducated are racists or homophobic. You will find many homophobes and racists that are highly educated.

R176 see r157

R57 he's a piece of shit hunter. If you still like him...

R173 So you don’t realize that a lot of the Howard Stern Show is a set up - not representative of the real world!

How was the short bus ride to school???

R180, would you stop it? First of all, I know a lot of it is set up, but you think it's hard to believe that gay men who call sex operators want to be degraded? Be serious. The fact they're calling in the first place is a sign of damage.

R173 The roommates on the show “Friends” didn’t actually live in that apartment together!

Ok, there are websites with tons of gays devoted to them being submissive and abused by hot straight guys. Some of them want straight, some don’t care.

When I was a teen I would go on sites and find gays that wanted to skype and be abused and they would “empty their wallets” to me.

They’re called “cash pigs”. Look it up.

R173 Howard Stern is GAY?!

⛪️ 🍾 🥂 ❤️

Wow, he is so dreamy! Lucky gal.

Truly one of the finest heterosexual hunks in Hollywood.

Could she be wrapped any tighter in that dress?

R187 I agree. In terms of raw sex appeal, he is one of the best right now

I’m not seeing what you Old queens are

So, he’s officially committing ADULTERY tonight?

Anna Faris attended the wedding.

"Faris, 42, who is shares six-year-old son Jack with Pratt, was said to among the guests. Other celebrities at the wedding included Wild Bill star Rob Lowe and Katherine's brothers Patrick and Christopher."

He didn't lose weight for the big day. He's fat!

He's gorgeous. High testosterone levels. He must be amazing in the sack. One lucky girl! Wish it were me.

He’s not gorgeous.

I guess Maria can’t really complain if her daughter marries a famous right-wing himbo!

Exactly. Like mother, like daughter. An awfully hasty relationship too. Maria dated Arnold for years and he turned out to be a pig, with a bastard.

Kennedy women are easily dickmatized, it seems. How else can one explain Pat Kennedy's marriage to that rogue Peter Lawford?

R192 Did they make Anna Faris 1st sisterwife?

Anna is a bit overboard. She even offered to perform the ceremony, hopefully tongue in cheek.

I'm a man, and I want to have sex with Chris Pratt. There, I said it.

Everyone wants to know if Consuela Swifferwife was there?

R200 I listened to that podcast interview and it was clearly a joke.

Has the compete guest list been published yet?

Does anyone know whether Mom and Dad Schwarzenegger are really divorced?

Slightly off topic, but the illegitimate son has a spectacular ass.

Just sort of answered my own question. As of 2018, according to TMZ, the Mom and Dad S. are still married. 400M pot to split takes time.

Does anyone know whether Mom and Dad Schwarzenegger are really divorced?

No, mommy and daddy are not divorced. If my memory serves.

They’re separated. Not divorced.

“I said can you make my bed, Consuela, NOT CAN YOU MAKE CHILDREN WITH MY HUSBAND IN MY BED!!!”

- Maria

He's such an arrogant alpha douche. Translation: I want him in me quite deeply.

God he’s already getting that mushy jawed he-frau look.

Does anyone think they’re going to last longer than two years? Then again, those Kennedy women are good at looking the other way when it comes to affairs and keep their mouths shut when they find a little bit of fun of their own. Either way, he’s a blimp and a Bible thumper and a climber.

Oh please, r213, like you wouldn't drop to your knees in a nanosecond if he stood before you naked.

R214 This might seem shocking, but not everyone lusts after Mr. Pratt. He's too pasty white and doughy and thin lipped for me.

JFC, if any post screams for a Sure, Jan gif, it's r215's. Oh honey!

^ I'm sorry I don't find him attractive enough for you. He's not hideous but he's not a stunning beauty.

Pratt is one of the rare guys that really got better with age (and diet). I remember watching Bride Wars and wondering why they cast such an homely guy to play Anne Hathaway's fiancée. He completed transformed in the past 5-6 years to a very good looking guy.

As far as Anna, I get trying to be supportive for her son, but surely he has a nanny who could have accompanied him. I can't imagine sitting there listening to my ex saying he has found the love of his life and watching their first dance and all that. Too bizarre. They haven't even been divorced for two years.

Why no Joseph Baena? Afraid his hot bod would upstage the bride or the groom?

He’s alright. All this “he’s gorgeous” people are either really old are stupid.

He’s ok. His face is anything but GORGEOUS

Mediocre star, mediocre era.

Anna has a boyfriend. She’s living her life too. She’s fine.

R218 cause many times attractive women fall for homely men that are successful and make them laugh etc.

[Quote] , but there is significant scholarly evidence for it having to do with the residents raping angels, which is far different from consensual homosexual sex.

How does one pull that off?? Aren't angels supposed to be warriors?

[Quote] I listened to that podcast interview and it was clearly a joke.

Is her podcast any good?

Didn't Faris cheat on her first husband with Pratt?

Marriage is for life....unless you are rich and get really bored of each other

Pratt is basic AF. Even when worked out, I see no sex appeal, and his face is nothing special.

[quote]He's such an arrogant alpha douche. Translation: I want him in me quite deeply.

He's not really an alpha. His weird voice and Jesus talks coupled with the fact that he's one of the biggest Hollywood male stars in the world right now makes him more of an omega guy. I'd so want to like him but the way he tried to give away Faris's 15 year old cat was wrong on so many levels. He got pissed when he was called out for it which showed he's really a self-centered little cunt, but what do you expect from a model himbo who lucked out as an actor. His self-righteous religious views make him a total no-no as well, especially since he's part of that homophobic celeb church.

I do find him sexy, though, or let's say I find some of the characters he's played sexy, especially his character from Jurassic World. It looked like he was stuffing his pants with a sock, though, since I don't remember ever seeing a bulge from him before that. He seems like a guy who has a five incher, and there's nothing wrong with that but still.

[quote][R58]. Jesus died on the cross for our sins. So let me ask you what sins do you think he died for. I have my reasons and I want to read your response.

I'm sure you do have your reasons. You obviously think 'same sex activities' are sinful, and therefore I'm done engaging with you, because THIS IS A GAY BOARD.

Fuck off, and have a blessed day.

Anyone who knows that this piece of shit is a fundy and a hunter and still finds him attractive, is deeply pathetic.

I do not really like it when people have kids with different people.. You know, that Kennedy girl wants to have her own kids. I do feel sorry for that cute little kid.

Who is the fucking "you'd drop to your knees" troll? He posts the same thing on every thread about any semi-attractive guy. NO, I would not drop to my knees gramps. He's not my type.

Now take out your teeth and head to the nearest truck stop glory hole and STFU.

why would a kennedy marry a fundamentalist religious nut? I really am sick of this has-been family.

R230 that’s you. Many people are ok with being stepparents.

R161, I'd consider going to the wedding of some of my exes - the ones I broke up amicably with where we're still on each other's social media. Anna broke up with him so recently though, I'm surprised she came. She seems weirdly overly enthusiastic and ra-ra in public, and people who do that are often hiding a lot of sadness and pain from themselves. I hope she has a therapist she can grieve with in private.

Is their son really all that special needs? Other than needing glasses he looks like a typical 6 year old. My brother needed glasses at 3-4 (mercifully I didn't inherit those genes) and was otherwise perfectly normal developmentally.

Their son is a cutie pie.

He must be throwing mad chump change her way to do something as humiliating as show up at his wedding!

She. Started. Dating. Before. Him.

People on this thread need to grow up. Exes go to each other weddings all the time. And in their case especially, this was an amicable divorce. There were no juicy rumors splashed across page six and neither of them seemed to spiral out of control with drugs or drinking in the months after they split. And when they have been spotted together publicly with the kid, they seem fine and perfectly at ease with each other. Divorces happen. Not everything in life is some Kardashian inspired melodrama.

They are still cool. Their divorce was mutual and good. It wasn’t scandals etc. it was an agreement for the better of their relationship for their son.

It's just dishonest for anyone to say they don't know what people see in Pratt.

He's tall, muscular, broad shouldered, handsome, and masculine. This is what 90% of gay men and fraus are looking for. He makes tens of millions of dollars marketing himself as a sex symbol because he is one.

He’s just SUCH a total Douche!

R242 people are attracted to that too. Whether they admit it or not

R237 Yeah. Let’s. Run. With. That.

Also, I don't care if he's a shithead, as long as he'll fuck me.

R240

R243 is that why Anna had Jen on her podcast?

Probably, let’s clean up the mess & cash our checks!

He kills animals? What does this mean?

It means he's Republican.

Not everyone looks at him and sees beauty. I don’t.

I’m confused actually.

supposedly, Maria shriver set them up. This means she is a secret republican too.

Or she’s a grown ass woman who doesn’t hate People cause of Political views

Anyone who thinks Maria Shriver, famous for her liberal activism, is a republican, is dumb as rocks.

Like all the grown ass women in Nazi Germany? Policy Policy is about what type of government we have and how we treat people. It is a measure of a person. The difference between universal health care and locking children in cages, or just killing them.

Did not the maid were Maria's clothes when Arnold was having an affair with her? These people are FUCKED UP.

Strict religious men aren't very good in bed.

Katherine just did what her mother did. Marry a hot actor. They will probably have several kids

Did oprah go?

After he’s done spanking you r81 I’m next over his knee.

Please, Oprah was wetting herself to go and did.

they are already talking about having lots of children.

who paid for the wedding?

R255 or maybe it's the opposite and they're extremely kinky.

Anna Faris has a drinking problem so I really hope that isn't her at R159.

And so does her mother - on T.V.!

Interesting that they got married at the same place that JFK and Jackie honeymooned at.

I think it is her, and she wore an animal print to a day wedding. That is fucking awesome.

I envy that pussy

Is she going to change her last name? That last name of hers sucks.

Kat Pratt isn't much better. She should have taken Shriver.

[R69] I totally agree with you.

[R269] i totally agree with you

If Katherine Schwarzenegger likes uncut smaller than average dicks, that's her business.

what is she like personality wise? She strikes me as a complete entitled, rich princess type. This gets annoying very, very fast. Don't second marriages end badly, statistically speaking?

When people on this thread say he kills animals, what do you mean?

She doesn't strike me as anything, since I don't know her.

I just realized, Chris Pratt is a Kennedy now

She wanted to get married at the number one luxury resort in America and Canada. That is pretty high maintenance. How many people attended? Who was on the guest list?

i heard rumors that he is going to be in the new Indiana Jones movie. Is this true?

Chris would be perfect for Indiana Jones. But I would consider him type cast at that point

She's the virgin until marriage sort, R273.

R277, a Forbes list doesn't make it #1. Convenience since it wasn't a destination wedding, family history, and Rob Lowe's house for the rehearsal dinner.

Happy for both of them! They deserve to be happy, too.

we all deserve to be happy, sweetie!

It's just that hot, sexy, muscular alpha bulls deserve to be happier than the rest of us.

they are being ripped into on social media.

r285 please share. Im curious what others think

They’re being shredded for having Anna Faris at the kids table.

Dad shamming him.

Bullshit. A couple articles with comments is hardly being shredded. The fact that he invited Anna speaks volumes.

The "greatest day of my life" was a bit of a gaffe for someone with kids. But harmless enough.

He’s too fat to be Indiana Jones...

I feel sorry for the fat kid. Don't care that he's rich/privileged. There's something wrong with him that he got that huge.

That's what I was saying upthread. Why the fuck would an ex want to hear that? I don't care how mature or cool you are, that's got to hurt. I can't stand the SJW mentality, but it was a very insensitive comment Chris made. His son was also in the hospital for awhile, but marrying Katherine was the best day of his life? I feel bad for his son because he is going to be thrown over the minute dad has more kids.

R293 I basically agree with you. It was in poor taste. But not even Chris' staunchest defenders would say he is particularly bright. I choose to chalk it up to overexcitement.

I do hope he does not start to neglect Jack after he breeds more

So he was supposed to say this was the 3rd best day of his life?

R295 or just not publicly announce where it ranks.

Faris spoke *glowingly* about Pratt as a father on Laura Nassar’s divorce podcast and talked about how they both wanted to get to a place where they can go on group vacations/all get together for holidays. Admirable, I’d say.

He seems loke the type who would make a great dad. Fun, doesn't take himself too seriously, like being outdoors anyway, etc.

^ Until he starts carrying the cross around (literally) & shooting terrorized Bambi for kicks!

r298 unless you are a strict vegan, I guarentee the animals you eat go through far more horrific pain for far longer to reach your plate than anything Chris has shot.

[quote] It's just dishonest for anyone to say they don't know what people see in Pratt.

He's not unattractive, but I could name 10 Hollywood actors better looking than him and people here drool over him like he is the hottest man ever.

I saw his post on Instagram yesterday and thought it was stupid and in poor taste to say it was the “best day of his life” when he’s on marriage number 2 and has a kid.

Just fucking dumb. I expect nothing more from that Trump loving idiot.

HES too fat and dumb to play Indiana Jones.

To all the people saying “you’d drop to your knees...” No, I wouldn’t. Everything about him repulses me. Fundies are an automatic boner killer.

[quote] we all deserve to be happy, sweetie!

No, not everyone. Jesus Q. Christ, some deserve to die in a grease fire instead. What planet are you living on?

Everything else aside, it's a little weird that Maria was like "Yeah, I'm gonna set my daughter up with a guy who's been divorced for 5 minutes and has a kid."

[quote]what is she like personality wise? She strikes me as a complete entitled, rich princess type.

Worse. She's one of those "I'll pray for you" Christian-types. Some stranger on social media left a comment on one of her pics and asked about her half-brother. That was her response.

I like people that say they will pray for you if they know something bad is happening.

No matter what I believe, it’s always comforting to me.

Pratt could have avoided the drama and called his wedding day "one of the greatest days" of his life. But he's legit stupid, like actually SLOW. Plus he probably wasn't be facetious. He seems like the type who will treat his kids with Katherine better than the kid he had with Faris.

[quote] I like people that say they will pray for you if they know something bad is happening. No matter what I believe, it’s always comforting to me.

Hahahaha, they are mocking you.

R308 nope. They aren’t.

[quote]nope. They aren’t.

Too dumb to live.

I'll pray for you R309 / R306

R310 sounds like you’re speaking about yourself.

I get into a car crash, someone says “I’m praying for you”, that’s not mocking me.

I'm a gay Christian (go ahead and flame me if you want) When I say I'll pray for someone, I mean it. I really do incorporate them into my evening prayers.

Even if you don't believe in any god(s), I think people collaboratively focusing their energy on a shared goal can only be a good thing.

Sending my best, most heartfelt thoughts and prayers.

Simple words for simple folks. Truly, simple.

R313 that’s how I see it.

It’s a positive. I don’t see how you can hate it.

Well, bless your heart, R315!

I sent them a lovely fondue set.

There's no rational reason to hate Pratt, he has never even once praised Trump, or said something negative about gay people. Some people just need something, anything, to be angry about

Well, what do you know.

That's all I have to say.

Of course he had to say that it was the best day of his life. What else is he going to say?

R320, how about it was ONE of the best days of his life?

Who gives a fuck what he said? It's their wedding, and obviously the ex was gracious enough to show up.

They should have had a proper Kennedy wedding in Hyannisport, not California.

Will Chris and Kat usher in another era of Cumalot?

R219 Joseph Baena did leave a comment on Katherine's Instagram page, congratulating her.

Although DL loves to talk shit about, and ridicule, him, Joseph seems like he may be a decent guy. I do not recall reading or hearing anything negative about him (behaviorally) in the media.

Such good Catholics, and none can rise above after all these years and acknowledge Joseph. I wonder if Maria is the one who laid down the law about no contact. Of course they've forgiven the wrongdoer, their father. Sorry, the Kennedys have always made me sick.

Katherine's strapless gown - yawwnn.

[quote]Did Arnold’s illegitimate son get come?

Is he a cum dumpster?

R305 I saw that post. It really made me dislike her.

^^^I'm sure it was that post that made you dislike her and not the knowledge Chris will be pounding her day and night

I wonder if Arnold makes his kids learn Spanish or if Joseph and him speak Spanish & giggle around Maria and the other kids?

Perhaps, but have you read the post, R330? It's vomitous.

no getting around this though. tick tock.

Well, we all grow old. But what does it FEEL like to smile that hard? Doesn't it take effort? It can't be natural.

R333 fuck you! Now I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of the week.

I hope they start going to church with Jen & Ben; Jen will have to up her game in the "church lady" department

I wonder if Chris would like a big juicy cock up his ass?

He's straight as an arrow, r337, so why would you even think that? I think he rather undergo a double root canal with a pair of pliers and no anesthesia than get impaled by a dick.

R338 - I guess he's never tried it but he might well enjoy it. Perhaps he's up for new experiences.

Rumor has it he was a superslut back in the Everwood days.

Wasn't he fat back then?

I actually like when he's a little more fat than his avengers movie shape. But wasn't he REALLY big back then?

He's a good Christian boy who happens to be sizzling hot. He reminds me a lot of Tim Tebow. Both handsome, very attractive, athletic alpha men who are God-fearing.

Nice comparison with flouncing teabag!

[quote] He's not unattractive, but I could name 10 Hollywood actors better looking than him and people here drool over him like he is the hottest man ever.

I consider him one of the best looking men with an active career in Hollywood. I only really consider Henry Cavill better looking than him.

Then you need cataract surgery r344.

Is Chris a diaper fetishist?

Chris is very handsome and studly. All you naysayers are either seethingly jealous or blind, or both. And you know you'd all drop to your knees in a heartbeat if he stood before you in all his naked glory.

Except Tim Tebow is actually a flaming homosexual, R342.

Ya, I hate to admit it but Chris is actually straight. You can tell by his choice in women. He likes the needy type. He actually wants a frau around him all the time

No he is not, r348. You have no proof.

NO, I would not drop to my knees for Chris! JFC, I Iive in CA and see cuter guys every day at the gym. He's not my type.

[Quote] Rumor has it he was a superslut back in the Everwood days.

I wonder if this was before or after he started dating Emily (who i forget was also part of the Marvelverse).

R352 she dates all her onscreen brothers. Now she married one

R353 Lol i've noticed.I give Emily and Josh 3 years.

Is she preggo?

He was wrestler in school. His best bud is Rob lowe who is gay. John Wayne's friends were gay also . Wayne even took gay friends out on his yacht . If he is straight he's a very rare breed in Hollywood.

Chris is a beautiful man

I get that he's trying to be funny but this post comes off as condescending. On the other hand, how does one fuck that up?!

lucky wifey, getting to feast on his fine teats and ass cheeks....she eats ass?