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Do you like your own ass ?

Not to brag but, I am always told that I have a great ass. I can't see that. It looks pretty flat and lame to me. But it's hard to see one's own ass. A lot of twisting and turling in front of mirror. Men like to fuck it and give it great reviews, so there must be some truth. The other day at the bath house, a younger guy told me that he always wondered how people get that kind of ass. That really touched me. Yet I wouldn't dare put on a jockstrap when asked. It makes my ass look even flatter IMO. What's your experience ? I am not young. 40 and then some.

by Anonymousreply 13June 8, 2019 12:57 AM

OP, congratulations! Seems you have a great ass. Be warned, though, some guys will compliment any ass if they think they can hit it.

by Anonymousreply 1June 7, 2019 10:03 PM

I have a great dick, but only a so-so ass. I've seriously spent several years adding more and more squats and supposed glute-boosting exercises to no avail.

by Anonymousreply 2June 7, 2019 10:06 PM

[quote]That really touched me.

Pics please.

by Anonymousreply 3June 7, 2019 10:08 PM

My dick is average (7ish) and my ass is great. But alas, I'm not a bottom. (Much.)

Oh and I'm 45.

by Anonymousreply 4June 7, 2019 10:08 PM

I'm 64. I am told I have a nice ass. That may or may not be true. But it was a lot better 40 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 5June 7, 2019 10:10 PM

The other day at the bath house, I was sucking on a young arab thug's gigantic dick along with two twinks. Suddenly he said he wanted some ass. I didn't think he would chose me over these young guys for a second, but he slapped mine and said ' I want this one, it's better'. Unfortunately I was sore from two previous fucks that evening, and sensed that he would hurt me on purpose. He was very loud and rude. So I declined. Still think about it through. Little guy , great dick.

by Anonymousreply 6June 7, 2019 10:14 PM

Yes, I rarely have to wipe too much as it cuts turds cleanly. My ass also produces vanishing dumps so, I rarely need to flush. Oh, and yes it’s spankable!

by Anonymousreply 7June 7, 2019 10:15 PM

Yes Aaron we love it. Now shut up about it!

by Anonymousreply 8June 7, 2019 10:22 PM

"My ass looks pretty flat and lame, but I am always told that I have a great ass."

"My dick is average (7ish)"

Sounds like some humblebragging here.

It's easier to be objective about judging the beauty of an ass versus the beauty of a face. Good shape or not. Saggy or not. According to studies, the average length of an erect penis is 5.1 inches. 7 inches (if you're not referring to girth) is definitely NOT average.

by Anonymousreply 9June 7, 2019 10:43 PM

Butt of course!

by Anonymousreply 10June 7, 2019 10:52 PM

What a SHITTY question!

by Anonymousreply 11June 8, 2019 12:10 AM

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 12June 8, 2019 12:13 AM

[quote]My dick is average (7ish)

[quote]7 inches (if you're not referring to girth) is definitely NOT average.

R4, listen to R9... 4-6 is average, 6-8 is Large, 8-10 is HUGE, and 10+ is [bold]HOLY SHIT...!!!

by Anonymousreply 13June 8, 2019 12:57 AM
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