This Is How Much Alex McCord and Simon huge penis van Kempen Have Changed in 20 Years

He's like 60 years old and doesn't know how to deal with his nose hairs? vile.

Dick pics?

That looks like Rocco Steele.

this, r1?

Separated at birth?

Good for them. The other Housewives have chosen cattiness and alcoholism.

What crawled on top of Simon's head? I think it's dead.

Alex McCord was always so pathetic. How did she and her gay husband make it onto that show.

That picture really accentuates his booze bloat.

They did and still do crave attention.

Like everyone else who lives in Australia, no one cares about these people.

Alex always look like an ugly version of Bowie

They were also so visibly broke. It was always so funny watching them pretend to have money and breeding, and between their teeth and his accent, there was no hiding it. It was fun watching everyone make fun of their high falutin ways.

They haven't changed at all - when she was on WWHL, she humble-bragged about where she was living and how well they were doing. Reality is - they live in a small seaside town and he had to get a job with his brother's real estate company.

It's amazing how they lack any self-awareness. Oh and her bullshit about living in Kansas because of their oil wells? Riiiigghht.

Van Kempen & Associates is a law firm, not real estate.

Well at least they’re still together and got each other. I think all their contemporaries have since divorce or separated?

True, r16. And as ridiculous as they were on RHONY, they somehow managed to grow up and pursue real careers instead of flacking cheap rugs, hundred-dollar "couture," or lousy wine.