Mason Reese has a 26-year-old webcam model girlfriend!!!!

Webcam model? That's just a 2019 way of saying "hooker", right?

I can’t imagine Reese being loaded with money. That gf has to be working some angle. Or he has a 13 inch cock.

"GF", or, rather. "The Girlfriend Experience", is looking for some free publicity.

Please give me a break. No one believes that guy has a legitimate girlfriend. Many years ago I used to see him around New York particularly around the UWS and it wasn't just that he was unattractive he was also strange in some way as if he might be aspy. In any case if he is happy with his prostitution whore ladyfriend then good for him.

They’re both gross.

I'm always amazed MR's mother was the stunningly beautiful Sonia Darrin (THE BIG SLEEP). Who turns 94 next week.

He looks like the world’s oldest, fattest elf.

Did he have a type of dwarfism? I did a search but couldn't locate anything about his height being due to medical issues. What I did learn was that in about 2015 he started uploading to the net his old commercials and appearances on TV.

She’s basic AF, next to him anyone looks like a “model”. What disease gives that guy that creep ass grin?

He used to date Geri "Fake Jan" Reischl. I think that was a real relationship, or at least friendship. Who knows what the hell this chick thinks she'll get out of this, but it's obviously purely transactional.

Did I miss the thread where DL wrote this script?

Mason Reese finds deep and everlasting love, soft as an easy chair, with a 26-year-old cam girl who used to toil as a sugarbaby — but not this time; this is true love — at Chiller Theatre Expo. But in a cruel twist of fate, the British tabs fail to recognize his former glory and instead call him a "4ft 10in 54-year-old man" and "Mason, from New York."

DEAR LORD IN HEAVEN WHAT’S WRONG WITH THAT MAN??

He looks like an alcoholic tranny in a $17 wig.

She has been on "sugar baby" websites. So, yes, she's a whore, darlin'

I feel sorry for him - his health is obviously not great. But he seems like a reasonable person otherwise. No idea he was that short.

Does he eat her out?

He keeps popping up in my Youtube recommendations. Does he have a disease?

"Love"

That is one big goiter

Cabbage patch meets cabbage snatch.

She’s a porn star probably using him so she has a place to stay and doesn’t have to pay rent. Her Instagram is fabulously whorish.

Kill it! Please! For God's sake, kill it with fire!!!

She reminds me of Amy Fisher a bit.

As if everyone didn't know this was an opportunistic relationship, she's trying to market a sex tape with the two of them. She wants one million, but has only been offered $100.

Jesus, Mary. I remember this wee troll hanging around watching people as a voyeur at Hellfire Club in NYC.

Doesn’t he have some sort of chromosome disorder?

You guys are really mean.

r24, she sounds like a real classy broad

I’ll give her $200 if she’ll burn the tape R24.

That is the future of the mutant child from The Middle

Is the model girlfriend smiling because someone other than her beloved has a hand on her ass?

This should should inspire anyone who feels they will never find love.

Maybe he saved his money. If he had taken $30,000 ,at age 30, and invested it very conservatively, he have over three MILLION today

I'm all live and live. And I have been with some ugly men in my day. But man. I'd rather be homeless than get within one foot of that man. Harsh I know. But true.

My best friend Ellen and I talk about Mason Reese quite often. We always recall that he co-hosted The Mike Douglas Show for a week and Mike always referred to him as "My little buddy" which for some reason we find hilarious and noteworthy.

He is the white version of me

She really isn't all that special. She's opportunistic and he doesn't realize it.

Do you think they're angling for a reality show about them? Hoping that maybe TLC will put them on for the world to task at. Add them to the roster of 600 lb folks, pimple poppers, 60 day fiancee and Jazz the transsexual.

^^^^ TLC will put them on for the world to gawk at.

Was he in an industrial accident?

He looks like Bruce Vilanch's "special" younger brother that they keep in the attic.

He's kinda cute, in a Tolkienish way. Serious advice: He should try LOTR and other Fantasy Conventions to get laid - someone there might have a genuine sexual preference for LOTR-looking characters.

The sex worker will break his heart.

R40, he's always looked odd.