Doctor told me I needed stents to hold up my cock

....

How far can one take humblebragging?

OP the material used to make the stents causes penile cancer

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Do you also look 22, OP?

R4 I've been told I look like I'm in my late 30s.

I have nothing to wear since I’ve lost so much weight!

My cock it so big it doesn't fit into twinks' tight little holes!

Help!!!

R7 I'm not too into twinks. My adopted son is a bro-jock type High School Junior and I fuck him almost as often as I fuck my husband, who is a polar bear daddy type.

Even as a fantasy, you're disgusting.

You're a martyr OP. A Christian martyr!

R9, that's ADOPTED, bro. No blood relation. He can consent. What we do is between consenting adults.

r8/r11 never happened.

[quote]that's ADOPTED,

Also OH DEAR!

How can he legally consent if he’s only a high school junior?

Oh...

R14 He's a high school junior, i.e.17 years old you fuckwad

YOU DIRTY FILTHY OLD FUCK !!!

This is why they hate us

I can't show my face but in addition to having a huge dick, I am extremely handsome.

Black boys are delicious

Chocolate flavored love

Licorice lips like candy

Keep my cocoa handy

I have such a sweet tooth

When it comes to love

photos or STFU!!!!!!!!

What an amusing thread to wake up to. OP is quite the comedian.

OP, did you fuck your (gay) doctor in his office to show him the Viagra he prescribed doesn’t work?

Oh, you’re in one one of those backward states where it’s acceptable to call kids under18 “adults”.

[quote] that kind of feels like spitting in the face of god.

MARY!

Oh, hello, OP. Are you the same poster who was "practically force fucked!" by your BF a few weeks ago?

The first time I went to a French doctor he exclaimed, looking at my dick, "Mais elle est beaucoup trop petite!" My face fell, figuring all French dudes had huge manhood, and then he smiled and said he was referring to my pisshole. But I wasn't fooled, as le trou would be masculine "il", not "elle".

[quote] Doctor told me I needed stents to hold up my cock

Those must be some vivid sleep apnea dreams, you fat whore!

Quelle b. s.....

Yuck, r26. A doctor leering over your pisshole?

Feeling proud of my small, rock hard cock right now.

[quote]Feeling proud of my small, rock hard cock right now

You just do that.

Are you feeling it right now, r30?

Be VERY careful. I have 12"(uncut and thick) and had a similar problem to OP. The stent I had implanted works too well! I have trouble getting soft!

R23 to be fair to OP I know plenty of guys who have sex with their sons, adopted or natural. It's remarkably common. A close friend of mine regularly tops his biological son.

^Hilarious, r33!

So you have a friend who's into rape and incest, r34? Lovely.

R36 both are consenting adults so there's no rape. Incest is a problem only for str8s. Are you a frau?

OP, gurl just stop........ol' 2 inch weenie ass.

No, r37, just not a scumbag.

"Incest is a problem only for str8s."

MARY @ r37!!!

This is simply gods way of telling you its time to bottom

R40 I live in Portland and sex between fathers and sons is basically ubiquitous. Most of my friends' sons lost their virginity to their dad's. No one talks about it but that's the way it is.

[quote]Most of my friends' sons lost their virginity to their dad's.

Oh, dear.

And OH, DEAR!!

Is that Portland, Alabama, r42? Are your neighbors like the hillbillies from DELIVERANCE?

Move.

Sex phobic str8s fear the power of incest. It's common for men to want their sons.

Hilarious, r45!

This thread has a lot to swallow.

How tacky OP. Here in Arkansas we make sure to trade our boys amongst ourselves. Fuckin your own kid is just nasty

"Papa, can you fuck me?"

OP is furiously masturbating to this entire thread

Hot times in the old shetl tonight

R50 20 to 1 you have a chub right now too

There's nothing remotely hot about this thread, but it sure is hilarious!

This has the makings of a classic DL thread!

If you can't laugh at a little incest and boy fucking what's left in this world?

I have the feeling the OP misinterpreted his doctor after the friendly physician said, "At your age, you should consider getting a catheter".

[quote] Are you a frau?

Like you even have to ask.

Are you a pedo, r57?

I bet those sons being fucked by their dads will simply relish that memory throughout their adult lives.

R58 doing a 17 year old od hardly pedophilia

JA junior in HS is usually 16..not 17. The OP forgot to tell us that he's a smokin hot and really young looking and really spry and likes to do really young, trendy things...that's why he has so much in common with a 16yo high school kid. Such dear, dear, close, solid pals.

200 mg of Viagra. That would blow off the top of your head.

You're in your mid-50's. This is how it goes as the sun begins to set in the West.

And keep your dirty hands off your son.

This thread should be called "Fun with Cletus."

Thats Mr Cletus to you bottom boy!

r60, nor is commenting that fucking your biological son is gross makes you a frau.

Are you the same pitiful queen who wears Daisy Dukes, a turquoise thong and has a tiny cocklet, which the hunks at Whole Foods mocked mercilessly in the parking lot.

What a silly gash you are, r66. Do troll off elsewhere.

Lose weight.

Use Vaigisil.

R68 is feeling a little irritated because of all that dog jizz that’s oozing out of his ass.

R70, you do realize being overweight is a big contributor to erectile dysfunction, right? You dumb twat.

Which is why I get hard and shoot just fine.

Twat's that you say, r71? I cunt hear you.

OP, did the doctor also tell you you'll need a crane to lift your disgustingly saggy balls?

I was assaulted and my lawyer told me not to sue

Fuck, that thread still makes me laugh.

R21 actually, he's quite the comedone.

R42 they lost their virginity to their dad's what?

Someone wittier than me needs to parody this thread!

Our fabulous Trans Mexican eldersister wrote a story about a scorching hot 50 year old army general, retired, whose wife died leaving him with two teenage sons. Due to loneliness all three then slept in the same bed. The first night the boys noticed Dad's rock hard 10-incher while he slept and soon they were begging to be pounded nightly/ Then Dad met a young stinkfish and re-married, no longer sleeping with his sons. One son found a stinker of his own but the other son was miserable missing the nightly pounding by Dad's think 10-incher. He hated the new stinkfish.

Woman get breast reductions all the time when they get older because it puts too much stress on their backs. Time to face facts dear, get that thing neutered, you are too old for that heavy tool around your waist.