Awful, old time male names

Aldous

Oswald

Ernest

Howard

Norman

Stanley

Wilbur

Dudley

Edgar

Hubert

Eugene

Dunstan

Percival

Reginald

Marmaduke

Milton

Mortimer

Sherman

Irving

Shelton

percy

Cornelius

Hugh, Eustace

Fitzwilliam

Alistair

Orenthal

Humphrey

Egbert

Vernon

Walter

Gilbert

Harold

Clive

Vivian (as a man's name)

Cletus

My father's name was Elmer. He always said it was a sissy name.

Marvin

Donald

Ronald

Melvin

Arnold

Bernard

Gerald

Gerard

Leonard

Alvin

There really are a ton of them. This thread would be a great resource for any celebrities expecting a baby boy.

There are some names still common/popular in the UK that sound old-fashioned to me. For example, Rupert. I've never met an American by that name.

Quentin is terrible.

Ralph

R15 I was just thinking this morning that I'm getting old (I'm 39) and you posted my name. LOL

Ham.

Wilfrid

Oh, there's that Rupert who keeps showing up on "Amazing Race" and "Survivor", but no, i haven't met him either.

R19 = Suzanne Sugarbaker

Ignatz

[quote] Cornelius

He invented long division.

Barnaby

Toodles

Augustus

R14 what did he go by?

Norbert

Willis

Hector

Chester

Nestor

Cedric

Bertram

Lester

Wilfred

Lionel

Roger is a hideous name.

But it means to fuck in the UK, as in "did you roger him"?

I knew a Hubert and a Norbert. Neither were dazzling.

Lloyd, Floyd, Lucius, Gerald, Edgar, Vernon, Melvin, Francis, Oscar, Herman, Irwin

I just met a Humbert at work yesterday. He wasn't old either.

I know a Humberto but I don't think it's naff in Brazil.

Montgomery/Monty. Always makes me think of Mr. burns from the Simpsons.

Charles, William, George, Louis.

Abner

I like many of these old names - far better than Jayden, Jaxon, and whatever nonsense is popular now.

BTW - I had a Brazilian FB named Humberto - HUGE cock

Knew a German named Ruprecht who lived and worked here in US. All his friends called him Ruprick, for good reason. Ach, du lieber Schwanz!

Adolph

Cuthbert

Buster

Jethro

Ebeneezer

Uriah.

Glenn

Ludwig

Archibald Ichabad Izekial Alphonse Donald

Ezra

Sidney

Bernard

Arthur

Morris / Maurice

Clayton

Englebert

Claude

Zerman (yes, it's real, I know one)

Herman

Those old obscure Bible names that had a brief resurgence in the 90s

Obediah

Josiah

Ephraim

Asher

Zebediah

Ezekiel

Zebulon

Ezra

etc

Jacob

Noah

George

Got well into the 2nd hour of this thread before seeing my name. Well, at least I'm hot & have a big dick.

Junior

Orville, Camilus, Return, Elihu, Cave, Columbus, Hoke, Levi, Salmon

Bruce, Buck, Buford, Cecil, Claude, Clyde, Dwayne, Fred, Grady, Gus, Kermit, Marion, Marty, Otho, Otis, Rufus, Stanley, Theodore, Wade, Warren, Wayne, Wesley, Woodrow, Woody

Jeb and Jed

Ellis

Shadrach

Meshach

Abendago

Richard/Dick

R42 I just met a kid named Mykenzi. Ugh.

Mitch

Albert

Malcolm

Clement

Herbert

Eugene

Chester

Hiram

Silas

Cecil

Floyd

Joshua

Felix

Bertram

Hilary

Gomer

Ebenezer

Hoyt. Just awful.

I think Barnaby is actually a cute name.

Norman. There's just nothing to be done about that name, except change it.

Milton = dweeb.

Dwight.

Is Gaylord still a name? Or has it become a punchline?

Bugless

Murgatroid

Most of those names are simply outside of style, not bad names.

Otto

Haywood

Roscoe

Tybalt

Lester

Chester

Silas

Fred

R3 lots of youngish Hong Kong or Singapore Chinese males have those names.

Nenner, neener, neener -- my name is not listed. I'm great!

To be fair, my name has always been geeky in pop culture, so I wasn't surprised it made its way here. I used to hate it, but now I embrace it.

Archie.

Sluggo

Brutus

Snagglepuss

Hyman

Murray

I used to know an Albert, he went by his middle name, Cole.

At one time there were guys named Kay, such as 1940s bandleader Kay Kyser.

Then there was Florenz Ziegfeld.

Norbert /Norb

Herbert / Herb.

Anything with a vowel and R, followed by a consonant.

Sounds bad in English.

Mordred

Lynnworth.

R65 Granny's still much, much cuter!

Barnabas

Quentin

Jeremiah

Joshua

Nathan

Jonathan labels you as gay.

Francis and Frank is no better.

Or Franklin!

Lyman.

Dana for a man. 🤮

R40 And William was still No. 3 on the top baby names for 2018 as recorded by the Social Security Admin.

R92 in Spanish, Francisco has always sounded old to me, too.

Eldred

Francis Xavier

I'm currently working part time at a senior day care center. The names in the thread that are represented there are...

Horace, Herman Alvin, Arnold, Donald, Vernon, Roger, Eugene, Ralph, Howard and Augustus. (Everyone calls him "Gus".)

[quote]Jonathan labels you as gay.

All Jonathans?

Arthwell

Wrong thread R100

Wilberforce

Percy, along with Cuthbert, Cedric and Cecil.

This a woman’s name but here goes....”Dorcas”

[quote]Wrong thread R100

No, you're wrong R102. I was responding to R91.

Lol I thought you were talking about Jonathan, the bisexual turtle in another thread sorry!

Utah names

Hyrum Heber Nephi Ephraim

Coriolanus

Gaylord

Jake

Vincent

Frank

Donald

Warren

"Bob" / Robert

Ira <-- Sounds like a 96 year old

Reginald

Leslie

Max / Maxwell

Victor

Cain

I know several of these. They're named for the first murderer.

Fergus

Angus

Cletus

Abraham

Terry

Zuul

Gozer

Wilbert. Gary, Roy, Orville. Howard. Frederick. Walter. Norman. Lyle.

R43 what was the reason?

Shlomo

Donald

Leopold

Cecil

Earl

Delmus

Dale

Emerson

Harold

Elvis

Ichibod

Poindexter

Hepsibah

Mordecai

Jehosophat

Mehitabel

Obadiah

Zebediah

Basically, all four syllable Biblical names except "Elizabeth."