Have you encountered the Welp Troll?

I've seen this person on the royal family gossip threads. He thinks people who don't abuse Meghan Markle are paid to post by Sunshine Sachs. A conspiracy crackpot of the most annoying sort.

A nightmare character.

The Welp Troll is French and originated on the 1d threads in 2012. They screamed about beards on all the Ass of Louis threads. Really poor spelling.

The Welp Troll is busy telling people who disagree with him that they have an 'hourly rate'

The Welp Troll has spoken on the British Royal Family Part 64 thread:

"I seem to get under his skin, wonder which posts were too close to the truth?

Welp, they are all easily blocked.

Do we think Me-Gain and Harry will be relocated to another continent in 2019? Will she try for spawn 2 as a delaying tactic? What enforcement techniques will Lord Doom employ? Oof, these are the questions that matter, not the hourly rate of the blocked troll."

This troll has been around for years. He accused me of being a Sony troll bc I didn't think Louis from 1d was gay. Used to rant on about someone called Loony Girl as well.

He’s now reached supreme happiness for a troll—his very own thread!

LOL R7.

The Welp Troll is racist. He is going nuts on the BRFG threads, bashing Meghan Markle.

F and F the Welp Troll on sight.

Nope, fortunately

Is he worse than Matt the Loon?

R10, he will scream at you that you are a PR shill if you dare to disagree with him.

Pretty sure it's a woman.

No man cares enough about Meghan Markle to hate her.

I've seen them on the Meghan threads and had no idea they were an old DLer. So they always find some celebrity to bash and accuse people of being shills? Odd.

R14, yep. They were a Larrie on the Ass of Louis threads, bashing Tomlinson's girlfriend and Harry Styles' women.

This thread brought to you by the Spaz Troll, who also deserves a FF every time he posts.

I've seen a racist dickhead on threads, who's probably the Welp Troll. I think. But I don't now if I've seen Matt The Loon. What does he do? Or is that him?

I don't know who Matt the Loon is? Maybe someone can explain. Go to British Royal Family 65 to see the racist Nazi Welp Troll saying Markle is on drugs and trying to pass off a doll as her son!

Matt is a guy we discovered was actually like a dozen of our trolls. He's the "cracker breeder goyim" troll, an anti T troll, an anti Muslim troll, an anti Hillary troll, the Bedknobs and Broomsticks troll, and others I can't remember.

He tries hard enough to disguise himself now that I honestly wouldn't know if he was a Meghan troll or not, but he might be. I'd assume he would be an anti entire royal family troll though.

Thanks, R19. No, the Welp Troll worships the white royals and just hates bi-racial Meghan.

I saw him on the Royal Family thread accusing someone of having an hourly rate! 😆😆😗

Paid posters are everywhere.

Gotta be a frau. I just visited the Richard Madden/Brandon Flynn thread because I had no clue who they were. Its wall to wall stalker, obsessed (fat) fan gurls spewing endlessly with speculation about shit they know nothing about yet fill page after page with creepy pablum. Somehow they have taken refuge here on DL amongst the Jeremy Renner, Bradley Cooper and Meghan and Harry threads.

I love the Whelk Troll!

So cute!

Lmao R24.

The Welp Troll has infested the British Royal Family threads and is never happier than when she's slagging off women.

I fucking hate the Welp Trolll.

All of the British Royal Family thread posters are fucking nuts.

R27, true. Ugly racist misogynists.

The Welp Troll just told me I must be looking forward to my pay cheque! 😆

The Welp Troll is happy today as he'll see his bete noire Meghan Markle for the first time in a month. He's got his hood on.

This guy comes on the 1d threads telling people they're Syco plants.

You guys might be making the same mistake trolls like that make when they accuse everyone who hates them of being one poster. There's a LOT of freaks on the Markle threads.

R32, true. There's the Welp Troll, Narc Troll, Celebitchy Troll, Eugenie's Wedding Troll. All racist.

This guy cannot stop himself talking about social media managers. He' s on every 'gay and closeted' post, screaming at anyone who dares to say the likes of Chalamet, Mendes, Tomlinson, Heughan aren't gay and bearding.

I find troll-chasing more tedious than the trolls themselves.

General question. I have no idea who the Welp Troll is. Who is the bigger loser?

A. Person saying mean things on the internet about a celeb they don't actually know.

B. Person saying mean things on the internet about a person they don't actually know because that person said a mean thing on the internet about a celeb they don't actually know.

C. It doesn't matter. There is no discernable impact on anyone's life if some internet anons like/dislike different celebs.

When giving your answer, keep in mind that you're posting it on an internet gossip board and also that thing your teacher told you about people who live in glass houses.

OP, you're obsessed. Seek help. Which rhymes with "welp."

I see the Welp Troll came on to try to defend itself.

This fucker is back again, trying to say that Meghan Markle is being backed by China

I want to know who the Klan Granny troll is. Despicable, racist pos.

How the hell is the Klan Granny Troll who calls out the racist Klan Grannies who wish death upon Meghan Markle, Kamala Harris and Barack Obama a racist themselves? Make it make sense, R39.

R39- Oh ffs, that fetid cunt calls everyone a RACIST!!! If you don't like that repulsive women it is because you are a RACIST! It also wishes death to the innocent Cambridge children. That cunt should be on a watch list. If that isn't bad enough for you, then arrest it for being the most repetitive, boring bitch on DL.

The Welp Troll is the most racist poster on DL. Klan leader.

R33 Don't forget the Merch Troll.

He"s a disgusting person.