“Naked Attraction” UK reality TV Series

Imagine how #metoo would react if this show was in the USA and you see a man picking a woman based on her tits, ass and pussy?

What a strange show.

Sophia's going to get that big cock.

The guy who the girl picked is hot!!

Idiotic.

They also do gay versions.

Horrid.

A graveyard of ridiculous pubic haircuts.

The nudist colony feel isn't that attractive as a whole. People don't look like they're ready to go out and date, but they're naked. They look sort of disheveled like they sleep nude and rolled out of bed and headed out without showering.

Too much uncut peen.

TV at a new low. Jeez who comes up with this rubbish?

Love all the foreskin. It's rare to see a mutilated one.

What British network runs this?

And will Masterpiece Theatre be picking it up?

Anteaters on parade

I kind of liked the girl with the horrid red hair, the financial advisor..

I can’t believe this show exists.

How is this on YouTube with all the nudity? I thought YouTube didn't allow stuff like this?

Also, yeah... kinda weird idea for a show.

Too many unattractive people who would look better with clothes.

Squats.

Like another poster said: too much foreskin.'

And the dick isn't that great.

They turned me down. My pussy stinks they said.

The gay version:

r21 Do they ever present hole for closer inspection? That's the only thing that's important to me.

[quote]Do they ever present hole for closer inspection? That's the only thing that's important to me.

What do you look for in a hole, exactly?

A coin slot, of course.

It's all out there, intit??

R21 gay episode*, same show.

You make it sound like a different series.

I'm pretty sex-positive, I think, but here's the thing....

On one episode, a contestant says she is a school teacher. I taught for a few years as well. There is no way on God's green Earth that I would go on national television completely naked and talking about my sexual preferences in detail and then turn around the next day and go to school.

You know everyone in the building, including the students, watched that episode.

Would an American school allow a teacher to do that?

Maybe I'm more of a prude than I thought.

Cute show. Thanks for sharing.

R27 no you are right. It's a stupid thing to do.

R27 I agree with you. You’re not a prude.

If this depravity isn’t signaling the End Times I don’t know what is.

Even gay men in America are frigid prudes

I loved it!

I felt bad for the presenter/host. She must feel horribly overdressed!

Love it, love it, love it. Surprised that England would have it (No sex please, we're British), in a country not known for nude beaches. I thought it more likely in France or Sweden or maybe Spain. And can you imagine this in the US? I remember axing Dating Naked , even with blurring out the best part. NA shows men at their most intimate, horrifying still to a lot of American sensibilities.

Why would we allow our kids to watch this?

The guy at 42:48 is HOT

Europe is better than us at these things. This airs OVER THE AIR on Channel 4, after the 9PM watershed when most children should be in bed. Imagine an American version on NBC or FOX, lol. The right wing would combust!

R37 based on laws they COULDNT show this on NBC or FOX. It would have to be aired on a premium cable network.

R38: Yes, dear. I know. I'm saying imagine for comparison's sake. This could be on basic cable, there's no laws governing content on pay tv channels in the US. It's just that the basic operators are SCARED to death of the Christian bible bangers attacking them that they don't air ANYTHING exciting, pushing it all to premium. The original Queer As Folk in the UK aired over the air on Channel 4 as well, rim scene and all.

Won't somebody please think of the children??

R40: Yes, let's think of the children so parents don't have to do their job. I say let the kids see naked bodies, they have them too. Better than watching someone get shot in the head. That is the difference between Europe and the US. We love violence, show it all the time, but we censor boobs, butts and balls. It's the exact opposite Europe, show the bits, censor the gratuitous violence. They're better than this on this...

^^Oh, dear. Better than US on this*.

How about we let children see neither nudity or violence until an appropriate age?

R43: Fine, do your job as a parent and police their content. I have no kids and am not going to police content writ large for your convenience. Although a naked body is NOT a bad thing. Get that through your puritanical head and we'll have less of a problem.

Nudity is not for children.

R45: Cut the crap. No one buys your Save the Kids talking points here. This show airs after the watershed hour for more adult content in the UK. We could do the same here in the US but we wont' because we suck. Kids have naked bodies, we have naked bodies, everyone has naked bodies. It's a fact of life. Deal with it.

R46 they’re KIDS

Just because kids have bodies doesn’t mean they should be exposed to ADULT naked bodies.

No little girl should be seeing a big man standing with his Cock out.

Nudity is not obscene, you prude. What exactly are you protecting the “little girl” from?

[quote]Do they ever present hole for closer inspection? That's the only thing that's important to me.

See R18.

You ever seen a grown man naked?

It sounds too intellectual for me.

The should call it SLABS O' MEAT.

We are not amused.

R49: Reality. That's what. Also, how sexist. It's always little girls this, little girls that. No one ever says a little boy shouldn't see a woman's tits hanging out. But the person we're arguing with is a troll, so this conversation was fake from the beginning.

R27 maybe you're aware of your shortcomings.

The difference between UK and US dating, LOL. American white guys would not be happy to be set up with a black girl.

The gay version should be "Snaked Attraction."

There is nothing wrong with seeing, looking at, and talking about the (non-aroused) naked body.. Even as a child.

The two contestants and presenter get naked at the end and have a 3 way.

Outtakes on Pornhub.

I find it incredibly homophobic, the very, very rare time they have gay guys on the show, they are the most outrageously camp and incredibly effeminate gender fluid drag queens.

R57, he didn't seem into her at all.

Listening to her go on about circumcised vs. uncircumcised felt like getting trapped in a live-action DataLounge thread.

R61 they're just being real.

The clip listed above does not affirm R61

[quote]There is nothing wrong with seeing, looking at, and talking about the (non-aroused) naked body.. Even as a child.

Absolutely correct. Maybe it's because I come from a culture where kids regularly bath with adults I understand how normal and non-sexual it is. Do I want to bath with kids? Not particularly, but if I go to a public swimming pool and go to sauna there everyone must be naked, from kids to granddaddies. It's totally normal and natural.

[quote]TV at a new low. Jeez who comes up with this rubbish?

I'd say hate mongering crap like Fox News is way way lower than this kind of lighthearted and fun tv. And sure, the whole thing is obviously based on voyeurism but so what? That's the reason most German cop shows seem to get their male leads show cock at some point and why our local tv shows tend to have nude sauna scenes with men and women jumping into a lake. Some Americans would probably faint seeing erect cocks on over-the-air networks but they've shown films like Lars von Trier's Nymphomaniac on such networks here. It doesn't happen all the time and it's usually with more arty films. 45 degrees is supposedly the highest level of an erection that can be shown on tv by law here but to my knowledge Nymphomaniac 1 & 2 were shown uncut, as were films like Toni Erdmann and Blue Is the Warmest Color, which clearly showed total boners. And yes, we most certainly do have religous people and prudes who hate any kind of sex or nudity shown publically as well.

BTW, I understand where the prudeness of American society is coming from and I'm not making fun of it. It just is what it is. Although it's a bit silly that some people can go through their lives without seeing anyone besides their lovers naked. Then again you have gay pride parades where men have their with cocks hanging out in public all the time so it's not like everyone's a prude over there.

R57 many white guys are open to dating BIRACIAL women. What she is.

R66: No make fun of us. Please, we deserve it. We're children over here when it comes to simple nudity. A coalition between "soccer moms" in the suburbs and the Christian Right has always SCREAMED about this. I remember back in the 1990s NYPD Blue on ABC showed butts, BUTTS for 2 seconds on over the air TV and it was after 9 and had 5000 PG warnings about it and people STILL complained about it. We can't seem to grow up over here about this thing. Witness the wilting flower up thread screeching about the children for a taste of it.

BTW, I LOVE that Finland has a law about erection angles in degrees for TV. That is just wonderful!

Yeah, because nothing changes the collective mind of the USA like finger-wagging from Europeans

Lmao no little girl should have a grown mans penis in her face.

R70: Shut the fuck up, Frau Farbisinia from Frauington Heights, Frauio. We've seen you type the same GOD DAMNED thing for about 5 responses now. Nobody cares. And a penis on TV is in no one's face. Though Good God Almighty, it sounds like you need one IN YOU DESPERATELY!

Jesus, the "What About the CHILDREN?!?" troll is insufferable...

Then we wonder why we are so hated...

[quote] finger-wagging from Europeans

I wasn't trying to wag my finger at all. I just wonder how many Americans realize how uptight they are about nudity when compared with many European countries? Let's not forget the US is probably the biggest porn producer in the world as well.

All countries are prude in their own ways. Maybe a bit surprisingly we don't have that many public saunas where men and women are nude together which is apparently totally nomal in Germany.

I don't want to see naked women.

R73: Yes, Rose, naked people on tv with saggy balls and tits will cause anti-LGBT hate crimes to SKYROCKET! You idiot.

R75: Then watch the gay episodes only, snowflake.

What's interesting about the premise is that it turns out to be so odd to see isolated body parts. Not sexy at all and not even very attractive. I'm also puzzled as to why every man on the show has either shaved his pubes or trimmed them mercilessly. That's really out of style here in the states right now.

R74: Don't even start to tell the fraus and snowflakes here about the Free Body Culture in Germany. Hint: public city parks have a good amount of nude sunbathing going on...IN FRONT OF THE CHILDRENS EVEN!!!!!!!1!!!

I feel bad for the gay bachelorette who had to go on his “date” while having a huge herpie on his upper lip.

If you’re a parent and see nothing wrong with your children being exposed to adult naked bodies, CPS should be called on you but quick.

I'm a nudist, but I still can't believe people would be standing there fully naked on TV. The show is a a guilty, mindless pleasure. I like all the intact British men; so refreshing to see almost all of them all-natural. However, my complaint with the show is the amount of tattoos that both the men and women have. I wouldn't pick any of them with all that ink. It's utterly hideous. If the point of the show is solely superficial judging a person's body, then all that ugly ink is a deal breaker.

Well, R80, we do agree on one thing:

Exposure to your naked frame is abusing the young as well as the old, male, female, gay, or straight

R80: Mary!

r80, I bet you let your kid watch all kinds of violence on tv and don't bat an eye.

Is it wrong to let your kids watch violence? Yes.

Does that make nudity better? No.

NUDES

NUDES

NUDES

I fear for little girls around these men...

So, naked man = child rapist?!?

How did we get here?

Child rapists are bad.

Naked men are neutral. Neither good nor bad. And not clothed.

R88: Retards gonna troll and be retarded. These people are damned stupid and belong in America. I pray they NEVER set foot in Europe. Going to a park in Berlin would be RAPE!

Americans are truly psychologically fucked up when it comes to the human body and nudity. It's our puritan heritage. I hate it, but see no way around it.

The problems arise when nudism turns into exhibitionism. Here in the Castro - before the half-dozen makes guys who parade around the neighborhood were forced to cover their genitals with a couple of square inches of cloth - they would congregate outside the Castro Theatre while little girls were waiting in line for “Little Mermaid” and “Frozen” singalongs.

Result: a nudity “ban.” Because those guys, who incidentally are mostly straight and mostly from outside the neighborhood, were clearly more interested in *being seen* naked than in simply being naked.

makes = naked

I'm really surprised none of those guys on NA every got at least semi-arounsed.

R93. It’s usually VERY cold in studios

R91: The sexism of it all. PROTECT THE LITTLE GIRLS! They must never see penis! But boys? Hey throw boobs butts and beavers in their faces, the lucky guys. Gotta start em early.

You guys are seriously DERANGED. Most of Europe is not naked. By a HUGE portion. Most wear clothes and don’t get naked in front of their kids. There are LAWS there about that too.

You all are so lost.

Nudies!

Thank you, r96.

Opponents of the SF nudity ban - particularly one obnoxious crazy woman named Gypsy, who lives in Berkeley - love to cite European attitudes about nudity, but in reality, any deranged exhibitionist who decided to display his pierced, shriveled old cock around Trafalgar Square or the Champs-Elysées or the Damrak or the Ku’damm would very quickly find himself in police custody.

Hmmm

Odd show but it's curiously addictive. I really just want to see the boys naked. A penis is like a fingerprint; they are all so different and suckable. Most guys are average, even on the smaller or thinner side, which is nice. Big dicks seem to be a rarity in the general population on Naked Attraction.

R99 your point. She’s one. The majority aren’t naked.

And bare breasts are not the same as a PENIS, the male sex organ.

PENIS

PENIS

PENIS

And when that same protester posed nude near the Eiffel Tower, she got arrested.

I love you R102.

R96: No one said everyone is naked all the time everywhere, so the rest of your post and all the ones who agree with you, ARE INVALID! Quit. Making. Shit. Up.

R105 you’re making shit up boo. You’re the one speaking like all of Europe is this naked sanctuary when it’s nothing like that. Nudity there is the same as it is anywhere and you can’t be an adult naked with kids.

But you claim it’s okay for you to hang out naked in front of little boys and girls.

How about we have your computer and phone investigated?

R106 smells of 💄

Hmmm. I blocked two "What About the CHILDREN?!?" trolls, and the thread is suddenly about a stupid reality show and not about protecting little girls' delicate eyes from the horror of male gendered bodies.

R106: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh you fucking retard. You're done. Before I ban you, I'm gonna beat your ass red in front of everyone like you so richly deserve. Get your phones out everyone, R106 is getting his SPANKIN!!!!

[quote] Maybe it's because I come from a culture where kids regularly bath with adults I understand how normal and non-sexual it is.

Yes, Mr. Somerville.

It's not seeing the nudity, but there's sexual conversation and children shouldn't hear that.

I've seen one short part where the woman chose the guy with the biggest and thickest dick.. Without ever saying it outright.

Curious to see more.

I’m being serious. I would hate to have some of your IPs tracked in search for child porn and underage hookups.

Your pedophile comments have been saved.

R113 is a projection artist

Nope. I don’t harm kids. I fight for their protection

R115 is a fighter!

Unless you seek out someone who is Jewish or Muslim to date you won't find a cut cock in the UK.

The winner in the OP video was neither and cut

R118. Unfortunately.

The gal also made reference to only being with cut fellas

Oh gosh, DL will have a field day with this one. He keeps talking about how he hasn't found his fairy tale princess yet- to which i kept waiting for him to reveal it's because he's gay- but no he hasn't found the right one yet so he's a virgin.. Look, he's absolutely adorable, and it's even sweeter that he's a virgin, but the whole thing is so awkward and camp, especially when he speculates that maybe sex is like cheesecake, once you learn you like it it's amazing. Even referenced Pringles "once you pop you can't stop" (not the quote but whatever). And then just wait for his body reveal! Would love DL's take on this. (In my opinion not necessarily gay but mostly asexual. If you haven't had the drive for sex by 20 or can't understand why it's nice, there's probably a reason. This coming from me as a mostly asexual oriented person myself. I'd love to spend some time with Josh though, sounds perfect for me.

Why do all the men have those dreadful haircuts?

I mean, so many of them have that weird Caesar/bowl cut.

R113- who was talking about child porn? This thread is about a dating show only displaying naked ADULTS. Your mind jumped to naked children for some reason.

R123: He's projecting onto me because I stated the fact that people sunbath naked in public parks in Germany. He got all hot and bothered about the image and started screaming about people being naked everywhere and kids and penis in the face and internet searches and "saving comments" LMAO. I responded by spanking him then banning him which is all these fruitcake trolls deserve. You're up to speed now.

You will all be happy to know that the female hyena has a clitoris so large that it is often mistaken for a penis. She gives birth through it,(ow!) and a large percentage of females die from the injuries inCURred by giving birth.

R125 = Sandy Bullock

Do gay men really chose their partners because they like the way their dick looks? To each his/her own but the underlying message of these shows is the opposite of uplifting IMHO. Wouldn't it encourage viewers at home to have more extremely negative issues re theirs and others God-given bodies?

Wouldn't want a child watching this "entertainment" just for that reason. Seeing naked bodies in a park without close-ups of their sex organs appears healthier and much more natural. Kids would learn that not everyone looks near perfect.

Thank you, r96. It wouldn’t have been a thread without that!

I recall a humourous (to me) incident in a bathhouse not located in the USA. Two American men, early thirties, attractive in a vanilla way, come to the popular bathhouse and pay, and put their clothing in the lockers. Now, this particular night was Nude Night, and you are not given a towel unless you request one when leaving to dry off from the shower. But they didn't remove all their clothing, kept on their underwear. As they were attempting to enter the main area, the attendant stopped them, telling them they must be nude. So, they go back to their locker, get dressed, and leave. At a bathhouse. . . WHY?

R121 the Virgin Guy was hot.

And the guy in the couple looked amazing naked. Beautiful penis.

The gay men episode was awful. Yes, all gay men act like that. Ugh.

Like all dating and reality shows, the gay episodes always pair bottoms up with other bottoms.

r129, because they were . towel-dancing Americans. Just ask the gays on the northern part of Black's Beach. Their privates are far too gorgeous to be seen only by the most beautiful spectators.

The show is a documentary on tragic tattoos and ridiculous public haircuts.

Do you mean pubic haircuts?

This gay segment ( second one) has a very nice looking chooser.

Love this show

r136 Very nice but he cheated and fluffed a little before walking out. And he has a small boy's butt.

The main contestant in r136 is awesome... and he picked the right guy. Doubt it will work though as the main contestant dude is a bit too arrogant.

[quote]Doubt it will work though as the main contestant dude is a bit too arrogant.

That bitch ain't dating anyone until he's in his late 40s and the looks start fading.

Danny Hobson's dick.

Who is Danny Hobson? HOT HOT HOT