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Footage of me getting my asshole bleached - I am like Michael Jackson down there now!

I am also the most popular girl on the block.

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by Anonymousreply 47June 29, 2019 1:22 AM

So, you’re all set for your Christmas Card photo then?

by Anonymousreply 1May 27, 2019 11:26 PM

That is presenting hole, eh.

Who decides they want to bleach assholes for a living?

by Anonymousreply 2May 27, 2019 11:43 PM

Can't you just sit in a bucket of bleach?

by Anonymousreply 3May 28, 2019 12:30 AM

Is that your mom helping you out?

by Anonymousreply 4May 28, 2019 12:30 AM

Does this really work?

by Anonymousreply 5May 28, 2019 12:39 AM

Why bleach and not, say, wax the hair off or shave?

by Anonymousreply 6May 28, 2019 12:45 AM

r6, it isn't hair.

by Anonymousreply 7May 28, 2019 1:10 AM

Most beautiful asshole EVER.

by Anonymousreply 8June 1, 2019 8:03 PM

Jussie Smollett did his hole thinking he may have to do time or if the 2 Nigerians were to ever stop by. I guess it was a waste of time for him.

by Anonymousreply 9June 1, 2019 8:06 PM

You can tell that pussy in the vid is just throbbing and clearly engorged. They must have had to stop and shoot several times to clear up all the female ejaculate.

by Anonymousreply 10June 1, 2019 8:18 PM

LOL at the thought of that chick just patiently waiting on the table with her ass in the air while Auntie talks to the camera.

by Anonymousreply 11June 1, 2019 9:29 PM

R11 she is an Incel's perfect woman. Disembodied shaved vagina and ass with nothing above the waist.

by Anonymousreply 12June 1, 2019 9:31 PM

Don't make fun of me. I thought that was a guy. Also is this woman some type of doctor? It looks like she is doing this out of her spare bedroom. Do you need a license to do this?

by Anonymousreply 13June 1, 2019 9:46 PM

R13 We knew gays are ignorant about female anatomy but you can't see the engorged labia below the ass cavity?

by Anonymousreply 14June 1, 2019 9:48 PM

wipe your ass with peroxide. problem solved....hey, schock!

by Anonymousreply 15June 1, 2019 9:51 PM

R13 she's a cosmetologist. Not quite a doctor, but they do need a license to touch anyone.

Google says that she (Eva Taub) is also a specialist in "ethnic skin." 🤔

by Anonymousreply 16June 1, 2019 10:06 PM

They must have no sense of smell dealing with those smelly filthy asses all day. Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 17June 1, 2019 10:17 PM

My sister-in-law is a cosmetologist. Her place does not do anal bleaching, however, she did have a guy come in for help because he had been using a Q-tip to smear regular Clorox under his eyes. He thought it would help with his dark circles. It did help - his eyes were swollen, and the skin beneath was so red and irritated that it didn't look dark anymore!

by Anonymousreply 18June 1, 2019 10:27 PM

The only thing that sees most DLers smelly brown holes are a toilet bowl. No worries for them.

by Anonymousreply 19June 1, 2019 10:29 PM

Thank you, Porn!

by Anonymousreply 20June 1, 2019 10:41 PM

I really wish we were given a heads up that a woman was under the towel....wasn't ready for all of that!

No offense ladies, just caught me be surprise.

by Anonymousreply 21June 1, 2019 10:47 PM

Do people actually do this at home? I know there are “spas” or dermatologist type places that offer it, but I didn’t think this was something one did on your own at home.

Auntie did mention you use the same stuff for darkened armpits. I have that and have wondered about getting something done there. Anyone else have darkened pits and done anything to lighten them back up?

by Anonymousreply 22June 1, 2019 10:50 PM

R17 get real, your average normal woman isn't walking around with a smelly, unwashed ass. We're not dealing with straight guys here.

by Anonymousreply 23June 1, 2019 10:50 PM

How vivid!

by Anonymousreply 24June 1, 2019 10:53 PM

R23 Says the same thing about female's loaded tampons. Sorry girls, we actually can smell it. Especially midgets with noses at crotch level.

by Anonymousreply 25June 1, 2019 10:54 PM

Fascinating film!

by Anonymousreply 26June 1, 2019 10:59 PM

So if you bleach your anus all the time, doesn't that kinda wreck eating ass? No other hole has as many nerve endings as the poop hole. Who wants to eat ass that tastes like bleach?

by Anonymousreply 27June 1, 2019 11:02 PM

High time you bleached that dirty nasty hole, Aaron!

by Anonymousreply 28June 1, 2019 11:54 PM

R18 if the guy was Pete Davidson, that would count as anal bleaching.

by Anonymousreply 29June 2, 2019 12:10 AM

It’s easiest to just lay a mirror on the floor and squat down over it.

by Anonymousreply 30June 2, 2019 12:31 AM

My hole is lovely. It's my taint that's darkened.

by Anonymousreply 31June 2, 2019 2:06 AM

They have this at one of those kiosks at my mall.

by Anonymousreply 32June 2, 2019 4:53 AM

Can I use the bleach on my taint or is it just for the hole?

by Anonymousreply 33June 2, 2019 2:34 PM

Bleached assholes are so fun I married one!

by Anonymousreply 34June 16, 2019 11:57 AM

Gay men have no idea that is an actual woman with her poon splayed to the world. So blind are they to the female anatomy. LOL.

by Anonymousreply 35June 16, 2019 11:59 AM

Who has such stained holes? Americans who don't have bidets?

by Anonymousreply 36June 16, 2019 12:20 PM

LOL.

by Anonymousreply 37June 20, 2019 10:42 PM

I love how she says “scrub”

by Anonymousreply 38June 20, 2019 10:44 PM

This video makes every Incel shoot in their pants. That is the perfect female to them. Just an asshole and cunt. No mouth or opinions lol.

by Anonymousreply 39June 20, 2019 10:49 PM

I will NEVER complain about my job again.

by Anonymousreply 40June 20, 2019 10:54 PM

Is she taking new clients?

by Anonymousreply 41June 20, 2019 10:56 PM

Haha.

by Anonymousreply 42June 28, 2019 11:19 PM

R22, I didn't know armpits could be bleached either. I always assumed it was yellow fat showing through the skin.

I've never heard labia become engorged. Are engorged labia tender like a testicle? Could it take a hard flick from a finger? When I interact with women, I never think of them sitting on so many mysteries.

by Anonymousreply 43June 29, 2019 12:36 AM

"Oh, this butthole. Is there ANYTHING that will help fade it?"

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by Anonymousreply 44June 29, 2019 12:59 AM

Apparantly any dark colour down there is from some kind of extra skin from when you're born.

by Anonymousreply 45June 29, 2019 1:17 AM

Apparently should be spelled with a third a so I can stop misspelling it.

by Anonymousreply 46June 29, 2019 1:17 AM

Reaming bleached puckered anuses must be gross.

by Anonymousreply 47June 29, 2019 1:22 AM
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