WHET Adrien Brody

Bad choices?

Handsome? lol

Not handsome in a classical sense, but there's something there.. like, Adam Driver. Both are sexy.. in an ugly/handsome sort of way.

Shouldn't have kissed Halle Berry. Her box office poison rubbed off on him.

Is he still acting?

He was on Peaky Blinders last season. He was chewing the scenery a'la Pacino in "Scent of a Woman". Also, he's still working with Wes Anderson recently working in Anderson's "The French Dispatch" and was in "The Grand Budapest Hotel".

I want to see his enormous schvanz.

Verificatia of size meat?

He wasn’t gone right after Oscar. He starred in Peter Jackson’s King Kong.

Brody's a bitch. I see him on the bowery every other day. What a crappy person and snob.

He was practically A-list for quite a long time. It's weird he's now suddenly doing mostly tv.

He's very good buddies with Leo, who has never put him in a single movie despite their friendship. Speaks volumes.

Tell me about it, R11.

He was a big success with viewers quite recently playing a mobster in the UK series Peaky Blinders with Cillian Murphy . He’s lovely.

He was so HOT in PREDATORS!

HANDSOME??? Ha ha ha! OP is a comic!!

He's one of the few people I think should just get a fucking nose job already. Screech too.

A nose job would change his face the way it did Jennifer Grey. She lost her unique appeal when she had rhinoplasty.

He's the male Sarah Jessica Parker.....

It's true a nose job would change his face but unless he goes too far, I think the change would be for the better. Generally I hate nose jobs. I like a big nose, but his is unattractive. Or his features don't seem to cohere around his honker. Stephen Fry, too, would benefit from a nose job. Everyone else should leave their big noses alone.

That nose is a birth defect. You'd have an extra ear removed, wouldn't you? The third arm of a vestigial twin?

Why the delay?

[quote]Why the delay?

Because that nose signals to the world: "I have a huge cock." Even if he doesn't, it still works on a subconscious level, so why remove it?

Personally, I think it's his best feature. Besides, there are so many normal noses around you, why would you want to make something extraordinary into just another ordinary thing? Go to North Korea if you enjoy uniformity so much.

He's beautiful.

Those complaining he has a huge and/or ugly nose are the same people who would put ketchup on everything - gutter bitches, bland as mashed potatoes.

closet case

I refused to let him ruin my opus, OP.

He has a large nose. So what? He’s Jewish. It suits him. Fuck off with your nose job crap.

It was embarrassing and even cut/funny when he kissed Halle. Richard Gere did the same thing to the Indian Actress Shlipa Shetty and people were calling for his head.

* not even cute/funny -R27

R 19- Lmao -so right!

I actually think he HAS had a nose job in his youth, there isn’t a lot of cartilage there.

ISHC

Is ISHC

I'd suck his cock

or

I'd swallow his cum?

What a good question, r32. Both, of course, though what I meant was the former. But if I say it's the latter, the former is implied. Again, good question.

Well, R33, you could do it in the rain and never get wet.

I would fart and make room for the whole thing!

I have had a crush on him since seeing playing a closeted gay punk in "Summer of Sam." I was too young to be watching the movie (maybe 11 years old), but I caught it on Showtime and remember getting warm-and-fuzzies at the sight of him. I guess I've always had offbeat taste in men.

Here's Adrien getting his asshole washed by his girlfriend

I don’t think fixing his nose would help: he got such a long face like Céline dion.

R38 I don't think so either. It fits his face and removing it would make him look terrible. You either like the nose or you don't. I've always thought he was gorgeous.

He's always had a skinny/ripped body, a type I have an affinity for. I'd fuck his tiny ass senseless.

R40 speaking of his "tiny ass," it is rather nice. Small, but cute.

Here's an article about his life post Pianist. The funniest part to me is the discussion of why he hasn't turned up in any superhero movies. LOL!

He was totally, completely miscast in King Kong -- one of many things wrong with a movie that is, by measures, both terrible and absolutely amazing.

Eeeew OP, he always looks like he's picking his nose to me. What happened? Well that's according to whom you ask. Many black people feel that when grabbed and kissed Halle Berry at the Oscars that that was the moment his career took a hit simply because she was a bigger star and a black woman...i.e. no one thought he was being cute for that. Tacky. That and his bullshit ass stunt on SNL wearing fake "dreds" and talking with a Jamaican patois accent when he went to present the musical guess. Of course that bothered Lorne Michaels because he took up a lot of time in that "bit". Personally as a person of Carribean ancestry I thought that was disrespectful and assholish of him.

I don't think the issue with the nose is its size so much as the cartilage veers off to the left. Just straightening would be a huge improvement.

Didn't he develop a reputation as a self-important artiste? Tina Fey said he was a difficult guest on SNL, coming up with really bad/unfunny ideas for sketches that only he thought were fantastic. I developed a crush on him around the time of the Pianist and read a lot of his interviews. Even through my rose-colored glasses I could see how played up a fakey intellectual, sensitive artist persona.

Exactly, r44. Its not a handsome big nose.

It's not that his nose is too big, it's that the rest of his body is too small.

He was in some Chinese shit flicks.

Did Danny Thomas play his father.

He looks fine. Not the most handsome guy, but hardly unattractive. You just know he looks better that the majority of the people claiming he's so fug,

I think it has to do with the beady, stoner-lidded eyes, the lipless mouth, and that enormous Bowie knife sitting in the middle of his face.

The creepy, hairless Jonny Depp body doesn't help, either.

Without that nose he'd look a little like Radiohead guy with the spacey eyes.

I've always thought Adam was adorable. I'm surprised by the hate. He looks better with facial hair IMO

Hot As Fuck (though not nude, as the title promises)

Wasn't his being a huge asshole a big part of why he vanished?

The first thing I think of when I hear him mentioned:

What ever happened to Adrien Brody?

WHO NOSE!!!!

He is not really handsome, but I have always found him extremely sexy. I have a fetish for big and imperfect noses and for slim ripped guys. I think he would be an incredible fuck.

You know what they say about a big nose.....

I’d suck his cock repeatedly. I know he’d be a huge shooter

[quote] He is not really handsome, but I have always found him extremely sexy.

Agree.

He doesn't need a smaller nose, but he should have it straightened.

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that he is difficult. That is why he hasn't stayed in the A list.

I don't watch movies with him or Adam driver in them. I cannot bear to look at their faces.

He never leaves his home.

If you could suck your own cock, you'd never leave home, either.

White bread and potato salad are too spicy for Miss R62.

Oh, leave his nose alone. I've always found him utterly gorgeous. So what if he's not some blowup Ken doll or Rocco Steele clone? Some of you "DL Hot" queens should just retire from the male rating business.

Dated known whore Elsa Pataky, bought her a castle and then got dumped.

He and Halle Berry should do a love story together.

It's a French looking face, in my opinion. Vincent Cassel is a variation on the look and he was also terribly sexy when young. I think Dev Patel has inherited their careers and will do roles they are too old for.

Love Brody.

I think Adrien Brody is quite attractive. He could get this mussy.

Brody has always been a beautiful man. So tall and lean. He is dreamy. Love this thread.

I think he looks like K.D. Lang.

I found him interesting 15 years ago ,sexy in an offbeat way ,but youth has a way of covering a multitude of sins. At almost 50 I dont find him remotely attractive at all . His body is okay,but that mug has gotten rough .

Hollywood won't forgive him for the blatant self promotion he did for Predators- it featured a very jacked Brody with "BRODY" in huge white font. No images remain on the internets....

[QUOTE]You know what they say about a big nose.....

No, what do they say?

He tried to capitalize on his Oscar win which I can’t blame him for but they were mostly duds and the shine wore off pretty quickly. He’s good in small doses.