Any questions?
Hi, it's me, Joel.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 29, 2019 5:16 PM |
what brings you to datalounge on a night such as this?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 27, 2019 2:31 AM |
Did you ever walk around naked in your bedroom to get your neighbor's attention or did he find you on Chaturbate?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 27, 2019 2:31 AM |
Yes, we do have questions: what do you know about Bill Taylor's sudden disappearance, Joel?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 27, 2019 2:32 AM |
Who's Bill Taylor?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 27, 2019 2:33 AM |
Who was the first to suck your cock Joel and was money paid to you?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 27, 2019 2:34 AM |
What happened? Cat got your tongue Joel? why no answers for all your fans?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 27, 2019 2:38 AM |
Hi Joel. Do you know Erna?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 27, 2019 2:38 AM |
Joel, are you insane?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 27, 2019 2:39 AM |
What are your measurements?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 27, 2019 2:40 AM |
Say what you will, swaming drones of the DL, Joel is entirely too in charge of his own priorities to respond to your taunts and accusations
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 27, 2019 2:43 AM |
Joel, have you seen Mitzi lately? I hear she wasn't too fond of you.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 27, 2019 2:44 AM |
What do you really think of Mitzi? Be honest.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 27, 2019 2:48 AM |
Can somebody explain this Joel meme to me ?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 27, 2019 2:48 AM |
R1 - My neighbour and I just got out of his hot tub where we discussed Foucault's "Ceci n'est pas une pipe."
R2 - No.
R3 - Already answered
R5 - I'll never tell, and no.
R7 - No.
R8 - No.
R9 - I'm 5'8, 28 inch waist, 65 kilos.
R10 - Thank you!
R11 - I saw her tonight.
R12 - I love her! Everyone does!
R13 - My name is Joel, I'm a 19 year old Canadian, not a meme.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 27, 2019 2:50 AM |
r13: No. Sorry.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 27, 2019 2:51 AM |
Do you play hockey? If so how many hockey players have you had sex with?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 27, 2019 2:55 AM |
Any other measurements you can share?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 27, 2019 2:56 AM |
I don't play hockey, R16, only rugby and water polo.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 27, 2019 2:56 AM |
Joel, are you posting from Starbux or your parents' basement?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 27, 2019 2:57 AM |
Parents' basement, R19.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 27, 2019 2:58 AM |
What is your neighbor's name? The one who gives you all the presents.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 27, 2019 2:59 AM |
What do you do for constipation, Joel? I have been plugged up for the last 3 days.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 27, 2019 2:59 AM |
Was your parents basement improved on an HGTV show?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 27, 2019 3:00 AM |
What's your favorite opera, Joel? I hear you're way into it.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 27, 2019 3:00 AM |
Joel, do your parents know the full extent of the relationship with your neighbour, and what do they think about it?
And how did the cruise go?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 27, 2019 3:00 AM |
Joel, Backgammon or Chess? College plans? Favorite musical group or singer? Current favorite author or genre?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 27, 2019 3:01 AM |
What do you think about Dylan Geick?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 27, 2019 3:02 AM |
Joel, another question: are your neighbors Gargoyles or guilty of BBQ-ing at night?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 27, 2019 3:05 AM |
Joel, what is the name of you neighbor--since we know yours and Mitzi's.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 27, 2019 3:07 AM |
Where the hell did Joel go?!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 27, 2019 3:07 AM |
R21 - I'm not going to say his name here because he's a university professor, so his privacy is important.
R22 - Sorry, I can't help you.
R23 - No.
R24 - I love Rigoletto, Pagliacci, and anything by Bizet.
R25 - My parents know about our neighbour and appreciate me having a mentor, especially since he's a positive gay role model. The cruise was great! So was the trip to NYC.
R26 - Backgammon! I just finished 2nd year university, majoring in Classics. I'm also taking some philosophy courses and would like to go into law school one day.
R27 - No opinion really.
R28 - Um, no??
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 27, 2019 3:08 AM |
Do your parents know that you're gay? How old were you when you came out to them, or in general? Are you out to your rugby and/or water polo team?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 27, 2019 3:11 AM |
Aha! Our Joel's a fraud!
Joel knows nothing about 'Gargoyles' or BBQ-ing at night.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 27, 2019 3:11 AM |
So Joel--officially gay? have an appropriate boyfriend or still learning what you like by playing the field?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 27, 2019 3:12 AM |
What did you think of Aaron Schock’s nude video?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 27, 2019 3:13 AM |
R32 - My parents said that they knew I was gay since I was a kid, probably about eight or nine. Both my teams know I'm gay.
R33 - Why would I know about neighbours who are gargoyles or who bbq at night? You know about my one neighbour, the others are boring middle aged couples.
R34 - I know what I like already.
R35 - Not much. From what I know, he's a gross American politician.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 27, 2019 3:16 AM |
Care to expand on point # 3 ?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 27, 2019 3:19 AM |
R37 - I know I like men so there's no need for me to play the field.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 27, 2019 3:32 AM |
I, for one, am so excited to meet you, Joel. Our hope for a civilized future. Sorry about global warming. Good thing you’re up in Canada. You’ll be OK.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 27, 2019 3:32 AM |
Do you know the PBMT?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 27, 2019 3:33 AM |
Thank you, R39. Sadly, Canada is warming at a faster rate than the rest of the world. Our arctic is literally melting and polar bears are dying off.
R40 - No.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 27, 2019 3:34 AM |
Joel do you feel like a celebrity given all this attention? Or simply an object of slightly prurient interest.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 27, 2019 3:35 AM |
A bit of both, R42.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 27, 2019 3:36 AM |
I'm starting to think that Joel and the neighbor are real....
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 27, 2019 3:57 AM |
"Joel" is totally busted big time!
Helllloooo, JOel! Are U There?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 27, 2019 4:12 AM |
It's not impossible that there are a few people in the world who are interested in cultivating themselves, in learning about new kinds of artistic and athletic pursuits, and who benefit from mentoring by older people who want to pass on their knowledge to a younger generation, and have no ulterior or prurient motives of any kind. As hard as that might be to imagine in today's world.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 27, 2019 4:15 AM |
How is Joel busted, R45?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 27, 2019 4:21 AM |
Joel, how did you learn about your being a subject of interest on DataLounge?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 27, 2019 5:04 AM |
Joel, may I sniff your balls?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 27, 2019 5:21 AM |
What's your uncle's name?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 27, 2019 5:24 AM |
I’d have thought a bright young man would know his grammar.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 27, 2019 6:03 AM |
My best friend in elementary school was named Joel. Are you my best friend from elementary school?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 27, 2019 6:39 AM |
Is that Tammery a strumpet or what?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 27, 2019 6:40 AM |
Not OP, but I'd say chess, Princeton, Bob Seger and home business how-to, R26
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 27, 2019 10:22 AM |
R49 - No!
R50 - I have many uncles.
R52 - Probably not.
R53 - Who?
I have to go now. It's time for me to get up, have a shower and get ready for my rugby practice.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 27, 2019 10:47 AM |
Joel, do you know any French? How good is it? Do young gays on Canada like Justin Trudeau? Do they think he's hot or just an old troll by now?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 27, 2019 11:28 AM |
Dear Joel:
Just a bit of advice. When you set out to create a fake persona, you have to make your responses somewhat funny, in order to keep up reader interest. Merely answering yes or no just shows us what you really are: a terribly unfunny troll. Your creator went to a lot of trouble to bring you to life, yet here you are, about as interesting as a used dish rag.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 27, 2019 11:41 AM |
[quote]water polo
Yeah. You're not Canadian.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 27, 2019 1:32 PM |
Does Erna have a job?
What does she do for a living?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 27, 2019 3:50 PM |
Have you ever had another classmate pull your pants and underpants off you and try to fuck you? Did you like it?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 27, 2019 9:02 PM |
Have you fucked Traylor yet?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 27, 2019 9:21 PM |
Joel, who would you rather, Jussie Smollett or Shemar Moore?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 28, 2019 12:04 AM |
Joel, why do you like fish when we hope you don't?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 28, 2019 12:19 AM |
Joel, have you had sex with your neighbor? Do you want to?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 28, 2019 12:38 AM |
Joel, do you and your neighbor read and respond to DataLounge together?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 28, 2019 12:56 AM |
Joel, do you have a cunty sister named Julie?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 28, 2019 12:59 AM |
R58 - Why do you say that? Because I play water polo??
R60 - No! I'm gen z, as in , gen ZED!
R61 - I've never met a guy named Traylor, so no.
R62 - Shemar.
R64 - I've never had sex with him but I'd like for him to be my first because I know he'd be gentle.
R65 - Yes! He's the one who introduced me to Datalounge!
R66 - No. I don't have any sisters and Julie sounds like a bitch, so I'm glad we're not related.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 28, 2019 1:51 AM |
[quote] r64 - I've never had sex with him but I'd like for him to be my first because I know he'd be gentle.
Well, now we know that Joel and the neighbor are one and the same poster.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 28, 2019 1:55 AM |
What are you talking about, R68?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 28, 2019 2:13 AM |
What college are you attending or planning to attend?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 28, 2019 2:21 AM |
I'm in university, R70.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 28, 2019 2:23 AM |
I think Joel is British. I always thought of Joel being All American like Tom Cruise in Risky Business and his neighbor being like Nathan Lane.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 28, 2019 2:31 AM |
I'm not British, R72.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 28, 2019 2:31 AM |
Joel and Mitzi's human are Canadian. This imposter Joel is boring.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 28, 2019 2:32 AM |
Sorry I'm boring you, R74, but I've had a long day! I was up at 5:30, had to be at rugby by 8, then had a class this afternoon. After I got home from that, I had supper and then went for a run with my rugby team.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 28, 2019 2:36 AM |
[quote] What are you talking about, [R68]?
Any real teen boy/young man would be repulsed at the thought of sex with the real-life version of Mitzi's ancient and insufferably queeny owner.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 28, 2019 2:37 AM |
Normally you'd be right, R76, but my neighbour has been so kind and caring to me and I've developed feelings for him. He understands me like no one else ever has.
R77 - Who??
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 28, 2019 2:48 AM |
^Vomit
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 28, 2019 3:09 AM |
R66 - Joel and I are actually fraternal twins (Julie and Joel). He wishes we were identical; hence his quick denial of our being related.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 28, 2019 3:45 AM |
Just a moment! I thought Mitzi was the neighbor’s mother’s dog?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 28, 2019 6:08 AM |
Joel—what is the gentleman’s name? Do you still address him as “Mister ___?”
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 28, 2019 6:09 AM |
You’re right @R76. When I was a twink I wouldn’t let an old theater queen keep eye contact with me, much less touch me. Eww!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 28, 2019 9:49 AM |
Joel, you are a snoozefest bore
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 28, 2019 10:35 AM |
Joel, do you prefer this cock in your mouth or ass? Can you handle it?
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 28, 2019 10:52 AM |
Joel, please post a pic of your dick. Thank you!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 28, 2019 1:12 PM |
Joel? Joel? Hello? Is anyone there?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 29, 2019 5:15 AM |
He's out fucking his many admirers. Neighbors. Uncles. The lot of them.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 29, 2019 1:20 PM |
Meeting Joel was terribly disappointing. The old adage is true: never meet your heroes, you’ll only be let down :(
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 29, 2019 5:16 PM |