If you miss Michfest..

I miss Sarah and her vagina cape.

I thought she was Ayn Rand.

The twitter thread at OP is hilarious as you read down.

Such a bubbly gal.

Thanks OP! That's the motherlode of crazy!

Datalounge gold!

At this link is the top of OP's Twitter thread - it's got some hilarious bits too, so those of you who found the OP's original link funny, read this link.

What shall we call our New MichFest?

Please read the thread, its EVERYTHING!

Yes, Datalounge Gold.

The best part is that it was an actual event, held today in the UK, and those are actual academics making fools out of themselves.

It was called:

Trans Studies, Trans Lives: Past, Present, Future A symposium of interdisciplinary research and creative work

"33% of trans people have revealed their status with the people they live with - and Whittle gave an example of transwoman who had been put through the mill because obtaining a GRC would mean having to admit to their husband they weren't born a female."

This is the full-on, craziest day-dreaming shit I've ever read 😂 Secretly male housewives! Existing!

A UK LGBT foundation is setting aside a day for people who identify as women to get together and masturbate.

"Women Who Wank" is the actual name of the event.

Suggest listening to this on a loop as you read the thread...

Let's hope that the same snarky Scotswoman at OP live blogs this event too!

[quote] Ms Roberts is originally from Wales and worked abroad teaching English with the British Council before coming to Edinburgh to study a Masters in creative writing - which is when she decided to transition.

She said: “I watched the Rocky Horror Picture Show when i was young and I thought - so that’s what I am!

Monty Python couldn't make this up.

I hope they include "The Women Who Wank" at the panel.

Trans bladder.

Oh, I want this to be the new Michfest SO MUCH.

Why does the fat bitch @ R4 have a pork chop hanging around her neck?

Is she trying to attract a date?