How to fuck my way to the top?

Show you're ready to put out . I've given blow jobs to get work - I'm self employed - and am very good at it

Be understanding and discrete, never push, confront, or lecture. Learn their dirty secrets and make them dependent on you without them consciously realizing it. Put up with and encourage all sexual fantasies and peccadilloes. Support their career and help undermine their rivals. Then get a pre-nup or arrange a settlement (real estate is always good). Also don't fuss too much when you get discarded. Actually always have an exit plan--hopefully someone more powerful or at least less odious/demanding.

Be a woman.

Fucking your way to the top is a female privilege, OP.

No it isn't - men can do it too

Be willing to suck and fuck a troll like Cheetolini

If you were really pretty and thin, you wouldn't have had to ask this silly question.

“How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying”. ~ Melania style

Blow jobs all the way.

Having degree of architecture helps. Good lucks!

[quote]No it isn't - men can do it too

No, straight men control everything. You have to be a woman to fuck your way to the top.

Being "white" doesn't mean you're on top. Being a straight guy does.

Just #BeBest, OP, and it will come naturally!

There’s no gay version of the Melania story. The closest you’ll come is if you find a very wealthy closeted “straight” man. Accept that you will never be seen in public with him. He ain’t giving up anything for you. Be young, gorgeous and give him mind blowing blow jobs whenever he demands it. He’ll buy you stuff, possibly give you money but nothing that can be traced back to him. You cannot date anyone but him, if he finds out he’ll cut you loose. If you see him in the street, restaurant, party act like you’ve never met. This could go on months, years maybe even a decade before he dumps you for a younger guy. You have no say in anything that happens. If you’re smart you will have hoarded everything he gave you until that point, so once he cuts you off you still have money. But gold diggers usually blow it all during their “romance” and usually have nothing left by the time they’re kicked to the curb.

A commendable approach to obtaining success and power OP.

You have to have a pussy.

It's why I don't understand female homelessness (doesn't exist).

You have a pussy, you have money.

Mrs. Chasten Buttigieg might be a known gay example to the contrary, r12.

Different r15, if it all goes to shit Chasten has a job to fall back on.

r12 = Senator Graham's former chief of staff

[quote] There’s no gay version of the Melania story.

***ahem***

You have to be a woman to fuck your way to the top because there are no gay men "on the top".

It's a straight person / female person privilege

Watch his kids during the day, and ride his dick every night.

R18 yeah because there are a whole bunch of Elton Johns just lying around waiting to be snapped up.