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Leonardo DiCaprio's cock

Is it just small or is he a grower?

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by Anonymousreply 72May 24, 2019 2:04 AM

A non gif

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by Anonymousreply 1May 22, 2019 8:53 PM
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by Anonymousreply 2May 22, 2019 8:54 PM

Princess Tinymeat

by Anonymousreply 3May 22, 2019 8:54 PM

Small unfortunately

by Anonymousreply 4May 22, 2019 8:56 PM

Looks a wee bit tiny.

by Anonymousreply 5May 22, 2019 8:57 PM

Cold out, perhaps. Bush makes it look cute.

by Anonymousreply 6May 22, 2019 9:00 PM

His talent lies on the flip side.

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by Anonymousreply 7May 22, 2019 9:01 PM

It's good he's famous and rich because his cock isn't going to be doing him any favors.

by Anonymousreply 8May 22, 2019 9:05 PM

All balls

by Anonymousreply 9May 22, 2019 9:08 PM

Lazy fuck too, according to gossip.

by Anonymousreply 10May 22, 2019 9:08 PM

Who cares about his wee willy? I've enough for us both.

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by Anonymousreply 11May 22, 2019 9:09 PM

R11 that’s like photoshop 10 years ago

by Anonymousreply 12May 22, 2019 9:11 PM

It was a cold night in Europe.

by Anonymousreply 13May 22, 2019 9:17 PM

If it’s sufficient for his boyfriend, we shouldn’t judge.

by Anonymousreply 14May 22, 2019 9:20 PM

He’s famous for having a small one.

by Anonymousreply 15May 22, 2019 9:27 PM

R12 do you like want to like see photo shop of like his current bod?

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by Anonymousreply 16May 22, 2019 9:45 PM

Leo's cock size is irrelevant to Brad Pitt when they're fucking in Cannes.

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by Anonymousreply 17May 22, 2019 9:52 PM

I have read that Leo is intact. Is that so, or is he mutilated?

by Anonymousreply 18May 22, 2019 9:57 PM

Unfortunate camera angle for a cock shot. I have never sought out Leo's naked pics, I never found him attractive.

by Anonymousreply 19May 22, 2019 10:01 PM

^ Kate Winslett

by Anonymousreply 20May 22, 2019 10:08 PM

He is clearly uncut.

by Anonymousreply 21May 22, 2019 10:16 PM

He is uncut and raised by hippies

by Anonymousreply 22May 22, 2019 10:20 PM

That's method acting, OP—literary historians are well aware that young Rimbaud was very much a grower.

by Anonymousreply 23May 22, 2019 10:27 PM

what cock?

by Anonymousreply 24May 22, 2019 10:27 PM

thats a fuckin tiny baby cock.

by Anonymousreply 25May 22, 2019 10:33 PM

He should have beat off first. I know a guy who did full frontal in a Duplass Brothers film and stretched it out first. Only to have them say so in their commentary. Thanks, guys!

by Anonymousreply 26May 22, 2019 10:43 PM

Must be a bottom

by Anonymousreply 27May 22, 2019 10:43 PM

R18, your brain is mutilated. Your limp veiny mutilated brain. Very small with a big odor.

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by Anonymousreply 28May 22, 2019 10:48 PM

Wtf he looks 14 in that pic? This needs to be deleted.

by Anonymousreply 29May 22, 2019 10:49 PM

Nice ball sack. how old is he in that picture?

by Anonymousreply 30May 22, 2019 10:49 PM

Its from total eclipse which was released in 95 so he was 20? His penis looks average I would say and a bad angle. I still find him hot. I also am in the minority on DL and think he is possibly straight. I remember in interviews on the film him saying he was uncomfortabel with the gay sex scenes and it seemed legit, but who knows?

by Anonymousreply 31May 22, 2019 10:56 PM

Well, if he said it, it's true.

by Anonymousreply 32May 22, 2019 11:21 PM

He's probably a grower.

by Anonymousreply 33May 23, 2019 12:20 AM

Small...but hes a bottom, so it doesn't matter that much

by Anonymousreply 34May 23, 2019 1:03 AM

It has to look even smaller now that he's older and fat. Probably not much bigger than 45's when it's hard. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 35May 23, 2019 1:26 AM

Teeny Weenie Peenie.

by Anonymousreply 36May 23, 2019 1:39 AM

He's definitely a committed actor and I like him for that. plus...

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by Anonymousreply 37May 23, 2019 2:04 AM

and his environmental work.

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by Anonymousreply 38May 23, 2019 2:06 AM

Why is Leo ruling Tinseltown? He has huge power, some are saying here.

by Anonymousreply 39May 23, 2019 2:10 AM

r38 Ah yes, the environmentalist who routinely parties on yachts and flies on private jets.

by Anonymousreply 40May 23, 2019 2:15 AM

Bobbie Brown. in her book about fucking rock stars and being sprayed with a fire hose in a terrible hair band video, said that she sucked Leo off and that his cock was huge. Bigger than Tommy Lee's (who she was engaged to). But she was on the meth in the 90's. Maybe meth affects size perception. Or wanting to sell books.

by Anonymousreply 41May 23, 2019 2:23 AM

R33 There's limits to how much a grower can grow

by Anonymousreply 42May 23, 2019 2:25 AM

Puny cocklet

by Anonymousreply 43May 23, 2019 2:27 AM

Weirdly, I'm still more upset by how his head morphed from upside-down triangle shaped to A Giant Fucking Bowling Ball than I am about his teeny weeny.

by Anonymousreply 44May 23, 2019 2:29 AM

He's rich and famous, all flaws can be overlooked.

by Anonymousreply 45May 23, 2019 2:32 AM

Except a small cock R45

by Anonymousreply 46May 23, 2019 4:02 AM

All flaws, damn it, you exploded asshole.

by Anonymousreply 47May 23, 2019 4:10 AM

all previous rumors mentioned an anaconda

by Anonymousreply 48May 23, 2019 4:59 AM

By all accounts, Leo is hung like a grizzly bear.

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by Anonymousreply 49May 23, 2019 5:17 AM

I’d do him something x ways till sundown! Damn he’s hot and getting hotter

by Anonymousreply 50May 23, 2019 5:24 AM

If DL says he is gay all evidence to the contrary is to be discounted!

by Anonymousreply 51May 23, 2019 8:39 AM

R40 that talking point is lame

by Anonymousreply 52May 23, 2019 8:50 AM

did not age well

by Anonymousreply 53May 23, 2019 8:55 AM

He's basically a nine year old trapped in a fat middle aged man's body. There's no longer anything relatable about him.

by Anonymousreply 54May 23, 2019 10:31 AM

He was once a beautiful tinymeat twink bottom, but no more. We mourn for those days and wish there had been more nude scenes.

by Anonymousreply 55May 23, 2019 11:14 AM

The R37 GIF exposes his entire personality as bitchy, sneaky, immature and basic.

by Anonymousreply 56May 23, 2019 11:51 AM

For R56

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by Anonymousreply 57May 23, 2019 5:34 PM

r56 = LSA moron

by Anonymousreply 58May 23, 2019 5:36 PM

I will never, ever, ever see the appeal of Leonardo DiCaprio.

by Anonymousreply 59May 23, 2019 6:01 PM

R59 = Claire Danes

by Anonymousreply 60May 23, 2019 6:02 PM

Leo is a 100% str8 tunatasting stink-hole-stuffing heterosexual man!

by Anonymousreply 61May 23, 2019 6:04 PM

Looks like a clit.

by Anonymousreply 62May 23, 2019 6:09 PM

^LOL.

by Anonymousreply 63May 23, 2019 6:23 PM

Damn, that's a danny bonaduce sized dick.

by Anonymousreply 64May 23, 2019 6:25 PM

R54-LOL

by Anonymousreply 65May 23, 2019 6:28 PM

LOL R40

by Anonymousreply 66May 23, 2019 6:32 PM

He cries a lot.

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by Anonymousreply 67May 23, 2019 7:10 PM

[quote]Damn, that's a danny bonaduce sized dick.

And yours is down to your knees flaccid, right?

by Anonymousreply 68May 23, 2019 10:26 PM

Unfortunate camera angle, indeed, but if you do a mental rotation, it really doesn't look like it could possibly be a monstrous horse schlong as that Bobbie Brown woman claimed. It's probably average sized.

There's another scene in the movie where he's lying naked on his stomach and you can see his balls and dick between his legs. I always wondered if that was really him, though, because he's missing half a leg in that scene (Arthur Rimbaud whom he plays in the movie had bone cancer). So the question is if they used a body double who really was missing a lower leg, or his real body and some kind of special effect.

by Anonymousreply 69May 23, 2019 10:58 PM

Do you think Leo's head is still growing? Or has it reached its final size now?

I also feel like his hands have become smaller and his arms shorter. It must be an optimal illusion created by all the weight he's put on. He has that typical stocky, bull-necked, red-faced middle aged white man look now. Tragic.

by Anonymousreply 70May 23, 2019 11:32 PM

Olmec head

by Anonymousreply 71May 24, 2019 2:01 AM

I'm sure his head is still growing. It'll never stop. Eventually he'll have to have servants flank him holding it up.

by Anonymousreply 72May 24, 2019 2:04 AM
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