Jonah Falcon

Scratches together a bit of cash here and there, no successful professional gigs or relationships, mentally ill, lives with mother. Who are we to cast stones, therefore?

With all the porn out there, I've seen such huge dicks- it's really questionable if he's the "biggest in the world" or whatever the fuck he says.

He suffers from some sort of mental illness. I saw a documentary about him, and he ain’t right. Not sure what’s wrong with him, but he is not a fully functioning human being. I feel sorry for him.

His dick does not make up for his face and body.

I first saw him years ago on that Private Dicks documentary and he was cute and fit looking and his cock is ridiculously huge but also looked odd somehow.

Creepy. No “actor and tv presenter” plays video games, lives as an incel with mother in a shitty Chelsea welfare project. A filthy building.

Fat. Ugly. Sarcastic. A misanthrope who has an ugly deformed cock attached to a head full of troubles.

He doesn’t just have a big dick.

He also has a puffy face.

R7, he’s fit-fat.

I don't think he's mentally ill, but he's not especially a people person and I think he's probably somewhere on the autism spectrum.

Seems to be obsessed with sports.

He’s pathetic

I think he's finally just crawled back into whatever hole he's been in for years.

For a long time, he did the dance of the seven veils. He both wanted attention but also would be very upset if you actually GAVE it to him - see article

I shared a cab with him one night. He took it out and showed me. It looks like a lumpy yam

He walks around Chelsea with ridiculous bike shorts. He’s a real asshole. There are pics of him nude on google. A big dead dick

[quote] He suffers from some sort of mental illness. I saw a documentary about him, and he ain’t right. Not sure what’s wrong with him, but he is not a fully functioning human being. I feel sorry for him.

He is probably a victim of childhood sexual abuse or other trauma. You cannot walk around with an abnormally huge dick and get through life unmolested. If it was all roses, he'd be a billionaire. I feel sorry for him too

Managing that thing must be a full time job.

He uses one of those pumps on it so it’s all fucked up in that way. I had sex with him once and it wasn’t good.

Here he is in more ways than one.

You'd be surprised how far a big cock can get you in life...just ask Pete Davidson.

He's 48 now.

I think he's sexy but I'm a size queen.

Him having a "huge cock" was before the internet delivered to public view the 100,000s of guys around the world who have enormous cocks. One can browse chaturbate any time, any day, and find some guy with a ginormous and better looking cock than Jonah Falcon's thingy. And the chaturbate exhibitionist, jerking it in real time, will have a nice body, which Falcon never had. Sad end days.

He claimed he got big money offers to do porn and turned them all down. He forgot to mention he did a crappy, low budget one called "Go Fuck Yourself" where he attempts to do just that (without much success, just like keeping a full erection). It's one of the unsexiest things I've seen in porn. He used the name JJ Holmes. He tried claiming John Holmes was his father in the past.

Here's the video.

The link doesn't work R24.

R25 Google "Jonah Falcon (alleged worlds biggest penis) masturbation" it's on pornhub.com.

I have to say you'd never guess he was packin'. That is not bdf.

[quote]I feel sorry for him too

You've obviously never had to spend an evening with him. That's all I'll say.

I kind of feel bad for him, that video was not flattering at all and the director was a real asshole to boot.

He goes out of his way to draw attention to himself and it, so it's hard to feel sorry for him. The biggest thing about him is his ego.

He’s creepy and full of rage.