Why Do Italian Men Have Such Luscious Asses?

Pasta

Gnocchi

Damn, I want to squeeze that ass

Yummy!

Yum.

Their dicks are huge, too.

DAMN!

Mama mia!

They know how to fuck.

They use a bidet.

They have very healthy diets that make for a clean hole.

Bare assed Italian.

Fucking in the kitchen.

Holy shit.

Preparation H wipes

[quote] Why Do Italian Men Have Such Luscious Asses?

So that we can eat them with gusto!

Italian men have mamas who take good care their bottoms.

because italians invented fine dining

Because the rest of them is luscious too.

And their culture, unlike ours, believes in pleasure.

Leo.

Because the entire culture has a huge cleaning and hygiene fetish.

Madon!

Love Italian cum.

I don't know about his ass but this Italian is has pretty eyes and dimples. very cute.

Joey Lawrence nee Mignogna used to have one of the most beautiful asses ever. He lost it, and now it's flat.

Visit Florence. The men have asses of marble.

[quote] Love Italian cum.

Like mama used to make, er, wait-

Handy in the kitchen.

Dat ass bro! The

DL fave Anthony Recker is of mainly Italian descent.

Guido bump

OP, Nyle DiMarco isn't Italian; he's Italian-American.

And actually he's not even mostly Italian-American: he was born Nyle Thompson, and took his mother's last name as he got older.

Bum play.

Bump for more luscious Italian ass.

My grandma asked me if I’m into shit/piss when she found out I’m gay.

Because they’re ethnic.

Their cocks are mostly beautiful too, after watching Caligula, Arabian Nights, Salo and many many Italian pornos.

But most of the people in Caligula weren’t Italian.

I had an Italian lover once. HUGE cock. Sex has never been the same since. No one's been able to compare. His ass wasn't luscious, but he was 6'3 or 6'4, so considering how tall he was, it was pretty nice. Just enough to play with and I loved eating him out.

Cute and sassy.

Diego Sans isn’t Italian. He’s Middle Eastern.

R42 Whatever. He's got that dark ethnic look.

R43 because he is ethnic. His first language isn’t even English. It’s Arabic.

Just for the hell of it. Italian art of women spanking a man's bare bum.

R44 He speaks both Arabic and English.

Look at how dark Italians made themselves in art. But you all swear Italians are really white lmao.

R46 I didn’t say he doesn’t speak English. I said English isn’t his FIRST language. It’s his SECOND.

R48 You've got too much time on your hands. Go suck cock!

There was a survey of countries and the percentages of who washes their hands after they shit. Italians didn't place as high as you would think considering they're supposedly obsessed with hygiene.

[quote]But most of the people in Caligula weren’t Italian.

Oh, please. Most people who presented cocks in Caligula were Italian, while the lead actors were not. Watch the making-of please.

These sound like Brit/American names? Donato Placido, Gerardo Amato, Donato Mercouri, Salvatore Governale, Omero Capanna, Carlos Alberto Valles, Paolo Gramignano, etc.

Weren’t they Greek?

Beautiful cock from an Italian horror film: Hyde's Secret Nightmare!

Italian = Mediterranean.

Mediterranean = Ethnic

Pasta makes your booty big

[quote] Pasta makes your booty big

It all goes to the ol’ right and left.

And they're so clean.

To make up for their small cocks

R58 Huh?!

An Italian stud.

Thick Italian cock on the table.

Another hung Italian man.

This is an ass thread not a dick thread.

R63 Don't quibble with success. Another hung Italian.

Italians are not true white.

Ethnics tend to be more thick and curvy than the average white man.

[...true white... ...ethnics tend...]

You are one sick fuck.

[quote] Don't quibble with success.

I didn't come to this thread for cock. I want to see thick, curvy Italian ass. Luscious ass.

The guy at R6 is white, so I guess he's not really Italian?

Joey Lawrence isn’t Italian. That name is Irish. He used to be hot, though.

R69 Lawrence is Irish, but that’s not his entire name. It’s Mignogna.

[quote] Joey Lawrence isn’t Italian. That name is Irish. He used to be hot, though.

His original name was Joseph Lawrence Mignogna Jr. When he became famous as a kid under the stage name Joey Lawrence, his parents changed the family name. His two brothers thus had the surname Lawrence when born.

Sigh. But do they sauce the pasta in the pan or not?? Do they drain the pasta in a colander or scoop it out of the water? This is Data Lounge. Inquiring minds want to know....

Italian men do not have clean holes. All the cheese, that they eat, really makes them stink up the place when they go to the restroom.

Nothing a good shower won't fix, Italian men are really beautiful.

Italian men have stinky cheese holes? Who knew? What about Norwegian men? Smell like pickled herring?

R51 is correct. The big name actors in Caligula were mainly non-Italian, but the majority of the male extras who went naked were Italian guys.

Joey Lawrence is part Italian. He is mostly NOT

They announce their ethnicity - much like vegans announce they don’t eat animals.

Joey Lawrence has identified himself as "Italian".

It’s guido madness!

I find the Spanish to have much nicer, fuller asses. Italians are usually short and skinny

R80 Spanish ass.

Which Italian men luscious asses? Examples please.

Which Italian men have luscious asses? Examples please.

R83 Here, Italian man with luscious ass and balls hanging out.

Idc what Joey Lawrence “identifies” as. He’s not Italian. He said like 1/4th.

cake

R86, is he Italian?

[quote] Here, Italian man with luscious ass and balls hanging out.

No balls or cocks please. This is an ass thread.

Thanks so much for managing our spark bank threads so well. I suppose Estonians with four testicles get their own thread? Is that how this works?

Spark of all flavors, although grape is my favorite.

Is the guy at R90 Italian?

Not Italian (that I know of) but great ass!

R87, Lavato? Are you serious??

[quote] Idc what Joey Lawrence “identifies” as. He’s not Italian. He said like 1/4th.

No he ain’t.

Ethnicity:

*Italian (father)

*Scottish, English (mother)

[quote] They announce their ethnicity - much like vegans announce they don’t eat animals.

Like Jews, blacks, Latinx, and the Irish. Your point being??!

[quote]Italians are not true white. Ethnics tend to be more thick and curvy than the average white man.

Well due to all the invasions in Italy, Italians have everything from Greek blood to the Moors.

To the Moops too?

Seeing this thread, I feel like Italian should be demoted to white adjacent instead of current " not white-white." What sayeth, fellow dlers?

R86 luscious

Not Italian but no worries.

They’re ethnic. Ethnics tend to be thicker all around.

Should I add salt or olive oil to my water when boiling pasta?

They love anal

Diego Sechi