David Archuleta debuts beard

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What's her name?

I think he jumped the gun a year or two with this beard attempt.

I want to FUCK him

Ewww, kill it. Kill it with fire!

Proto Shawn Mendes.

Aw, puberty is such a new and exciting time!

He seems like a great kid/young adult

How old is he now? It’s been like 12 years since he was on AI. How does he still look underage?

Does he still watch porn?

He's cute, but who is he?

R12, you must be new here.

People who are insufficiently hirsute should not attempt facial hair.

Serving bawdy.

Lol R15.

Did you notice where he took that photo?

"Cummins Falls State Park"

Is he trying to tell us something?

Better than Shawn Mendes' beard.

R15, Whoa. David finally went shirtless? Hopefully he’ll show some ass next.

His nipples and hole are pretty pink like his lips.

Yeah, I think that's the first time Archuleta's shown us some skin. He looks better shirtless than I thought he would. His American Idol audition was cute too! Whoever called him the proto Shawn Mendes was right.

Cute couple!

R11 What’s this about Archie and porn?

He's nothing like Shaun or Robbie Mendez. David is sweet and has pink lips and kind cow eyes, but he doesn't speak or move like a fag. He's just a sweet guy with a gentle way about him and an open countenance. But he's got a creeper vibe too. He is about 3 years away from looking like Elmer Fudd. He isn't gay and doesn't want the gay vote. Or he could have been popular like inferior singers such as the Shawn Mendes and Nick Jonas. Archuleta wants nothing to do with the gay. He plays county fairs and circuses. And he changed the words to Imagine. His family & religion would not permit him to sing "Imagine no religion..."

Like when scaredy ass Dolly Parton changed the words to Neil Fucking Young!! (I felt like getting high = I felt like I could cry !) These religious nuts who don't want to offend their fans. Don't mess with great songwriters please. Archuleta must almost 30? I was about 23 when he came in second to Chris Crocker "rocker" and I'm 37 now. He's cute. But he's a dude. He hunts and fishes & drives a truck. David does have that pretty boy speaking voice that sounds like dick just came up his throat. But never. Not this boy. His singing voice is not a wonder of the world but his tone is very nice and his sweet sincerity is what makes the old gay pervs want to fuck him. He has good resonance - the "ring" to a voice that evokes our visceral response. He doesn't need facial hair to NOT be gay. Look at him. He looks like a playground alert. He would call the cops or his brother in law if a gay got too close to him. I hope he meets the right girl soon. He rips those groupies apart. Praise Jesus.

r22 - Archie admitted that he was addicted to porn.

[Quote] Archie admitted that he was addicted to porn.

Link?

R23 looks like Jerry Lewis.

I guess it's this post.

David's hole is so tight, that if you shoved a lump of coal up his ass, he'd shit out a diamond!

He mentioned "fetishes". I wonder what Archies fetishes are???

R29 I was just about to mention that. I shrugged at the pornography, but fetishes? What?

He's a furry. (furrie?)

Other than the fetishes line which I can't help but wonder about, I thought it was an inspiring, well written post. It's nice to know that Archie is not so weird after all. It's comforting, or frightening depending on your point of view, to read that someone who experienced success can still possess great insecurity and emotional volatility.

His fetish is the guy's dick in straight porn.

From LPSG:

There was a rumor that his perv of a father forced David to watch straight porn when he was younger because his dad thought he was becomong gay. He wanted to drive the gay out of David. Even pervier was the rumor that his dad would watch him until he ejaculated to be sure he completed. His dad also used corporal punishment on David long after most fathers quit.

I didn't believe this until David came out and said he was abused and addicted to porn. Then I thought maybe this was the source.

Wouldn't it be odd for David to reveal that if his father occupies the same place in his life? I don't follow him but a quick scan of his IG shows regular group family pics.

It’s sweet widdle David finally hit puberty, but the “beard” is way too sparse.

R34, wait, Archuleta has come out??

[quote]I wonder what Archies fetishes are???

Getting gang-banged by a group of men wearing Simon Cowell masks.

R37 - no

David is a good, wholesome Mormon boy.

The fact that he's into fetishes might destroy some peoples fantasies that he is uber wholesome.

How does he eat exactly? Has he ever had a hit?

R42, He had a big hit in 2008 with “crush”.

You KNOW his sweat smells like rose petals.

r43 not really sure it was a BIG hit...a hit sure...but never reached #1 and he failed to follow up on the initial success.

Here's his latest offering, which looks like it was filmed at the Abby Lee Dance Studio.

Interview

Agree with R14. Low "T"?

R23 rants like a frau.

I've always had the feeling his father kept pushing and pushing and pushing him to sing. I think he was more worried about pleasing his father than pleasing the judges when he sang. I don't think he really enjoyed the experience, and I think David Cook knew it too. He became a "big brother" figure to David A. toward the end.

Have his testicles descended? Pretty scrawny beard.

I have a beard too, NBD!

r47 Apparently he loves showing off his masturbation hands.

Come out David

Sexy men are here

He’s 29 now and is a sweet very shy person. I just wish he would come out soon.

That interview is over 40 minutes. Any cliffs?

All I want to know is what kind of porn he watched during his addiction.

He should've been a superstar. I like him much more than a Shawn Mendes and Paralyzed is an amazing song!

Happy 29th birthday David!

It's what every young man does when he feels he looks too fem.

It looks like a Mongoloid fell into a vat of public hair.

Talk to me when he debuts the decolonization of his mind by lying, hypocritical, Mormon fuckwads.

He was born to perform in Branson.

Two Mormons singing.

R65 They're no Donny and Marie.

Bu then, who are?