Google "Florida Man" and your birthday and post the headline here.

Florida man forced to suck dick or fuck alligator does both

Florida man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase.

Florida Man's Penis Shot Could Land Him In Jail: Report

Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand

Several good ones:

Florida Man Sets Fire to Another Homeless Man

Florida man chopped up roommate's body with hunting knife, police say

but I missed this doozy by one day:

Florida Man Rapes Neighbor, Then Offers To Do Yard Work To Make It Up To Her

Florida man gets life for killing woman after she called out ex-boyfriend's name during sex (August 4)

Florida man slapped girlfriend with cheeseburger, kicked her down stairs: police

and also

Florida man dies in e-cigarette explosion, police say

Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt

I'm pretty happy with it.

Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist

Florida man arrested for giving girlfriend a wet “willie”

Florida Man Says the Three Syringes Found in His Rectum Weren't His.

Florida Man Who Allegedly Slapped His Girlfriend With Cheeseburger and Kicked Her Downstairs Charged With Battery.

Police: Florida man killed parents, brother over $200K sent to porn site.

Florida man told McDonald's ice cream machine broken, pulls out weapon.

Floridaman punches Jimmy John's employee because his sandwich took too long, wasn't 'Freaky Fast' enough.

Floridaman punches Jimmy John's employee because his sandwich took too long, wasn't 'Freaky Fast' enough

Florida Woman Pulls Alligator Out Of Pants When Deputy Asks ‘Do You Have Anything Else?’

Florida Man Drinks Goat Blood in Ritual Sacrifice, Runs for Senate.

Urine gets Florida man already behind bars into more hot water

Best thread ever!!!!!1!!!! hahahahhaha

Florida man throws pizza at dad after finding out he helped deliver him at birth

Florida man, 22, allegedly attacked mother with sausages

This is great

Neighbors complain about Florida man doing yard work naked, police say it is legal

December 30. "Florida man locks keys in car to keep cops from searching it"

This could easily say DL reader....Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute

I like what happened the day before better. December 29. "Florida Man Screaming About Vampires Allegedly Sets Fire In His Own House"

Florida man hit in the arm with stray bullet while driving with family.

Predictably, Florida Man Blows Off Part of His Hand in July 4th Fireworks

Have y’all heard the ditty about “Florida Man” making the rounds on morning radio?

Pretty funny stuff.

Florida man, 82, arrested after tires slashed in dispute over bingo seat

Florida Man Arrested for Trafficking Cocaine-Stuffed Lunchables in Ford F-150

Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked "Breathalyzer, Blow Here" Arrested for DUI.

Florida man claimed to be surrounded by cats and alligators before being arrested for murder

and

Florida man was high on erotic-themed nitrous oxide when he killed lawyer, police say

Pensacola man accused of exposing genitals to women while riding Walmart scooter

Florida man shoots self, doesn't realize it until changing his shirt three days later

Chief: Florida man climbed into deep well to ‘say he did it’

Florida man back in jail after not paying taxi that picked him up from jail.

R4, We have the same birthday, so I went back one year: Police search for Hialeah man accused of setting pregnant girlfriend on fire.

OK, so it's Florida Woman, but in one fell swoop, Ms. Shanetta Yvette Wilson managed a DL hat trick: a ferocious fart, Dollar General, and a nuanced charge, to say the least.

"For Shanetta Yvette Wilson, a Dania Beach woman, a ferocious fart while waiting in line at a Dollar General store led to her arrest on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill. It wasn’t her flatulence. Rather, BSO says that when a customer next to her complained about her breaking wind loudly, she allegedly pulled a small knife from her purse, “and told the victim she was going to ‘gut’ him,” the police report said."

Florida Man arrested after police find five bottles of Fireball in his golf cart

“Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested”

These have got to be jokes planted on google for this trend.

You think your DMV is bad? Don't move to Florida.

Florida man tries to pay for McDonald's with bag of weed

Florida man drives jet ski on the street (Sept 23)

Tampa man shoots, kills girlfriend and her 10-year-old son after fight over football game

Florida man hits pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby's paternity

Police: Florida man, 88, burns raccoon over eating mangoes

I think we have the same birthday r8, but don't forget the George Foreman Grill

Shirtless Florida man fights tree after being told to keep away from school children.

Florida man with groping history, opens fire on yoga class.

Florida Man Defiles Washing Machine At Soapy's Coin Laundromat, Cops Report

Florida man throws pizza at dad after finding out he helped deliver him at birth

Florida man believed he was ‘half-man, half-dog’ during fatal attack, doctor says

Florida Man Arrested for Punching Girlfriend Who Refused Abortion

Florida woman jailed for calling 911 because her boyfriend wasn’t being nice

Florida man gets stuck after climbing down 30-foot well 'for bragging rights'

I'm November 23: Florida man with 16 previous felonies accused of killing another man on Thanksgiving Day.

But I'd really rather be November 12: Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos. (So much more civilized.)

R57, I wonder if your and r37’s story are the same thing with different headlines.

Like I said upthread, I think this is somehow manipulated.

Florida man runs for his life as neighbor chases him in tractor

I win.

Florida man accused of driving around naked with electronic device attached to his penis

[quote]But I'd really rather be November 12: Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos. (So much more civilized.)

Anyone know where Matthew McConaughey was on November 12?

[quote]Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos

In Texas we keep it at home!

Florida man charged in naked rake attack

Man dies after being struck by lightning while carrying weed wacker in Margate

Florida man high on flakka rams car into jail to "visit friends"

[quote]Florida man accused of shooting, killing small puppy

:/

Nude, drunk Florida man fired weapons.

THIS IS THE DL STALKER, again, trying to figure out who you are. STOP GIVING HER PERSONAL DETAILS ABOUT YOURSELF. She is using the most obvious of social engineering techniques and YOU'RE FUCKING MORONS to be giving her your private data for her to play with.

Florida Man Says He Killed Sick Wife Because He Couldn’t Afford Her Medicine, Sheriff Says

Florida Man Accused of Stalking R69

OP = Jana St. James

Florida man clings to hood of a car traveling 70 MPH

Police: Florida man, 88, burns raccoon over eating mangoes

Mine is a feels good type a story with a handsome man!

R73 It was a slow day in Florida that day

Florida Man Accused Of Having Sex With Miniature Horse 4 Times

Florida man accidently kills roommate, dog, while commiting suicide. Jesus. Florida - welcome to the Asylum.

Florida man tries to trade weed for food at McDonalds.

Florida man caught on camera licking a door bell.

FL man arrested with two cans of fart spray

I am delighted

Florida man, 33, posed as housewife to lure men into home where he'd secretly film sex acts for web

Something is horribly wrong with Floridian men in their shithole state.

[quote]Florida man decapitated by helicopter at airport

[quote]Florida Man Allegedly Fooled Family Into Believing Murdered Wife Was Still Alive

Florida man fights to keep pizza-loving pet alligator 🐊 🍕

OH my god

Florida man sits on gun - shoots self in penis.

Florida man found dead and bloodied next to a sword .

Florida man arrested after using wanted poster as Facebook photo

Florida Man Caught With Pants Down In Drug Trafficking Case.

Florida man gets pulled over and tells cop his name is "Ben Dover".

Florida man dresses like woman, buys puppy with stolen credit card

Florida man guns down puppy from apartment balcony. 😥

Florida man caught on video dancing atop deputy's cruiser

I see a couple of other October 30th babies.

Florida man gets stuck after climbing down 30-foot well 'for bragging rights'

Florida man orders meal at Checkers drive-thru, then robs them at pick-up window

Florida man slapped with Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish after argument, police say

Ooh I like R84

Florida woman whips baby gator from her yoga pants during traffic stop

Yes, R52, yours is the best one so far.

Mine:

Florida man buried his mother to collect her retirement funds

Lol it is a thing! Mine's rather tame..

"Florida Man arrested for demanding cash and doughnuts from Krispy Kream"

Florida Man Chews Up Police Car Seat After Cocaine Arrest

After Arguing About Trump and Puerto Rico, Florida Man Shoots Step-Daughter.

I think R101 is my favorite.

Florida man punches woman at Publix because she give him the middle finger

Florida man accused of cutting off penis of ex's new boyfriend

Florida man records battle between alligator, python

R106 which reptile won?

The alligator ate the python R107

A naked Florida man in a Publix parking lot kicked trash cans and jumped on and punched cars while screaming "I only had one beer!”, cops say.

Florida man, 71, accused of repeatedly exposing himself at eateries, placed on house arrest

Florida man punches Jimmy John's employee because his sandwich took too long, wasn't 'Freaky Fast' enough

Florida man, 68 attempting to smuggle 33 McRibs released today

Florida man accused of throwing pancake batter faces battery charge

Florida man climbs playground equipment, allegedly yells to children about how babies are born.

Man Wearing Underwear Marked "Breathalyzer, Blow Here" Arrested for DUI He also had condoms strewn throughout the vehicle...and binoculars on the passenger's seat.

Pajama-Wearing Florida Man Reportedly Wanted to Flirt with Waffle House Waitress, Pulls a Knife Out

"Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex"

"Florida man caught on camera licking doorbell."

Florida Man Found Asleep In Taylor Swift’s Bed Charged With Stalking. April 20

Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Large Gator In Hand

Florida Man Admits to Dressing as Dog, Recording Sexual Encounter With Siberian Husky

Florida man sentenced to jail and moral therapy for attacking a Minion

Florida man threatens co-worker with box cutter in argument about Christian music

Florida Man Threatens To Kill Neighbors With Kindness.

Florida Man Tells Cop ‘That’s What She Said’ After Being Pulled Over and Questioned About Bulge

"Florida man asks cops to test his illegal drugs"

[quote] Douglas Peter Kelly, of Hawthorne, in northern Florida, contacted deputies on Tuesday with a complaint: He said that he thought that he’d been sold bad drugs.

Florida man claiming to be 'an agent of God' caught carrying rattlesnake in Jacksonville Beach.

The snake measured about 6 feet to 8 feet in length.

Florida man dresses as woman and tries to buy puppy.

[quote] Florida Man Rapes Neighbor, Then Offers To Do Yard Work To Make It Up To Her

I had to check this one out myself and I was shocked when I saw the rapist's pic. Very cute, no?

Florida man gets Bush-whacked, struck with can of beans by local deputy

Florida Man Accused Of Stabbing Woman Over Underdone Potato

Florida Man Finds WWII Grenade, Takes It to Taco Bell Before Calling Police

MOSTLY NUDE FLORIDA MAN CYCLING BACKWARDS ON HIGHWAY IN PINK SNEAKERS AND SOCKS GOES VIRAL

And not just any highway - in the middle of Interstate 95.

The rapist at R129 has creepy eyes.

This challenge has been around for months. Here are some of the best stories.

In Florida, men prefer to commit their crimes in the nude.

Florida woman who hid stolen Rolexes in vagina beats charge

Florida man steals 75 pool floats for sex