Instaho #691 aka S A M

s a m

M A S

S.A.M.

Sammmmm

Sammy

Ymmas

S A D

S A M

Why does DL thirst over these butterfaced hairless mole rats?

I love hairless men. I don't know what butterfaced means.

I wouldn’t feel a need to put a bag over his head while I’m plowing him.

R9 I don't necessarily hate all hairless men but it's a boring look a lot of the time.

R9 butterface refers to a woman whom is attractive except for her face

But her face = butterface

I find him quite handsome.

Nice bulge, boyish good looks. He's fine.

He’s wearing a Yankees hat. Worse than any mole.

Kill the OP with an axe!

Why, R16?

The back mole.

R18 Who cares about a mole? He's beautiful.

Thee mole people care.

Classic blonde hood looks

Hood

Appears to suffer from scoliosis.

A dime a dozen in Hell’s Kitchen. Meh. I’ll pass.

Is this the boyfriend?

Hot bro

Too beefy for me.

Hot to death

He’s not that beefy. He’s a twunk. Wears a lot of super tight clothes to make his body pop more, but when you see him on the street with a shirt on that doesn’t fit like a second skin, he looks normal.

Looks like he lives in Milton Keynes

I always find it hilarious whenever I get emails from guys who look like this saying they’re just looking for one guy for that “special” relationship. (Keep in mind I’m a 53-year-old man.) And of course they’re always writing you from 5,000 miles away. Delete.

[quote]I don't know what butterfaced means.

In this case, I'm going to substitute "yellow-skinned."

[quote] In this case, I'm going to substitute "yellow-skinned."

?

[quote]?

He resembles Derek Hough and that Finnish gymnast in his skin tone. What DL calls "yellow-skinned." And butter is yellow.

Great taste OP. Find more brah!

R34, which gymnast?

Him and this Al fella sure seem pretty tight.

I like the smooth body and, for a blond, he’s handsome.

They are bros

I usually don’t like blonds, but this dude is hot with flava

They spend a lot of time together.

Friends often do

Does he have an Onlyfans?

“Cream it”

All of these fitness dudes DL lusts over carry no real sexual heat to them. They all have the same dead douche face and disproportionate frame and body with pancake ass.

Who should we be lusting over instead, R48?

R4 It's not that hard to find gay dudes with better face and shape.

Why don’t you show us one, R50.

R48, post your type here.

Is he gay

We’re waiting, R48/R50.

Paging the Yellow Skin Troll!

[quote] Paging the Yellow Skin Troll!

Why?

He's reawakening all my adolescent lust for smooth, toned, beautiful blond boys (before I branched out into more realistic hotness, darker, more scruff, etc.).

Hot body, meh face, and he should go easy on the spray tan.

Spray tan?

Beautiful

R59, spray tan AKA self-tanner AKA tan in a bottle

He's orange in some of these pics, particularly in R2 and R4.

Love his vibe with his buff bros 💪🏾

I love how bros compliment hot bros. “Go on son!”

Max comments “Zeus”

He has Clara Bow's lips and nose. And is very handsome.

Max can get it twice a day

Find more hotties

He is super good looking. And he has very nice legs.

OMG he and his brother have the same adorable lips.

I love the harem of fitness bros Around him

R15 it's a Yankee's cap. A cap has the brim in the front, think of baseball players.

R10, if he doesn't want the mole sliced-off, then they should cover it with make-up.

Cheeky tatt 😛

Very healthy looking specimen. Nice skin. Beautiful, clean fingers and fingernails.

Wow I’m gay and never had anything like that up my ass. Does he claim to be straight?

These insta hos are fuckin nuts. You can find more stable non exhibitionist guys in the real world. Trust me. Their self obsession and narcissism is an indicator of issues, gurl.

Wait, so he's a total whore? I thought his pics were just beefcake shots, didn't expect to see hole.

It's from his (now deleted) onlyfans.

He looks better with a furry butt. I take back my "clean" comments as he appears to have a "skin condition" here

What a Time to be alive, bro!

So who is the dude with his penis poised to him above?

So find more of his hot baebros

With a friend

his brother?

Bae of the Month 👍🏾

Well this sure took an interesting turn!

DLer of the Month to the bro who found his hot pics 👍🏾

No worries. Surprised, they weren't posted earlier.

Want more?

Of course people want more. Why did he delete his OnlyFans?

He looks like an Eastern European porn ho. Send Bel Ami his dick and hole pics.

More DLer of the Month!!😋

Stretching out

Squats

Is his skin actually yellow?

R101 If he does get on board with BelAmi he'll be the belle of the ball.

I'm not surprised he had a OnlyFans profile. Too bad it's deleted. What was his name there?

@peachysam

What a thread! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

What a hot new guy

I wonder if she's a bottom.

Stop That annoying drag queen talk 🙄

Bump

Wow Max

Phi Phi Islands

Nice pants

S A M with da elephants.

R115 stop trying to control strangers language choices. You are not superior. You’re nothing special yourself, just another piece of trash in a pile of trash.

Looks great with those elephants

R119 Those pants do fit very nicely.

Dude in middle is lit

Bump

Beasts

Breasts?

Imagine being in between them

The breasts, R128?

Helping a friend in need.

Damn son! You keep dropping the Fire yo! 🔥

It's a family affair.

Caption this

Good grief bro! Don’t stop! 👍🏾😮👏🏽

His mother must be so proud.

I’m Proud of him

Are you his mother, R136?

Maybe

Goals

Does he have a Friendster?

Keep em coming

Sweat.

Has a beauteous forest growing in his armpits: gorgeous!

Oh man! Had I known earlier that this thread was this juicy I wouldn't have ignored it. Good stuff.

Thanks r144

I love his smooth blond hole! DAMN!!!

Is his skin color actually yellow?

He will definitely not age well... He only has 4-5 years left before hes discarded to the side as a cheap escort.

The bizarre fixation with escorting here is unsettling

Bump

[quote]butterface refers to a woman whom is attractive except for her face

Oh, dear!

New Twitter

FUCK! He's so sexy!

I like his hair gelled up.

Good grief, he’s hot!

Oh Sam, Sam! My door is open wide - come on inside!

Oh what thread this has come. Thanks to the those who found him. Hot horny hunk not shy to show it.

Just wow 😲

It’s S A M.

Is he the first Instaho most DLers can agree is hot?

Maybe

Video of S A M shirtless and dropping trou (as the kids say). The black back mole is in full view.

Twerking up a storm

I would feast on his beautiful butt and hole, then, fuck him all night!!!

Who is the dark haired dude standing?

Amazing ASS!!!

The little smiley face (?) tattoo on his butt might kill the mood for some.

Dat azz bro

More!

I'm not the same after this thread!

Why not, R172?

Because now I want to lick some blond ASSHOLE R173

Please more pics

Hanging out

Factory pigs

Legs akimbo

Coy boy

Impromptu fingering

Cum inside

R182, DAMN!!! I just came.... WOW!

Standard Instaho, nothing to write home about.

Unreal!!!

What's his hourly? I've got a birthday coming up.

Smh

He's in New York?

Boy gets around.

He looks beautiful at R180.

At R179 his balls and dick are really dark. He also has a large, black mole like the one on his back. The DL mole trolls must really hate that.

At R178 he’s so much darker than the guy on the left. What’s his ethnic mix?

All these InstaHoes have OnlyFans accounts. They all think it's one step above gay pron and prostitution. Nothing really wrong with that, if that's what they really want.

But, they all get furious when their XXX pics and videos are shared online.

What Sam needs to do is find a filthy rich sugar daddy and get out of pron. He needs to follow in the footsteps of Marc Vidal (ex-Belami star) who found Giancarlo Giammetti (Valentino's business partner). If you're going to whore around and sell your hole, might as well sell it to the highest bidder.

R192 Lukas Dvorak got lucky with his long term relationship with his sugar daddy Giancarlo Giammetti. Most times it ends up being a short-term affair and then they get dumped.

Who?

R193, you're absolutely right.

This thread is an education

Indeed

I love him with dudes

This boy is lush

Is he DL’s new Alam Wernick?

He’s so much hotter and cleaner bro

He's the Alam Wernick of Essex.

R200, get the fuck outta here!

Alam Wernik looks like he has down syndrome.

This guy is what Alam thinks he looks like.

True, R204.

In Spain

Tan me.

More tanning

More tanning.

Less tanning, more ho-ing!

Bump

Does he have yellow skin?

Ho. Instaho.

Bump

Hot blond bro. He's the type that goes to west hollywood and can pick whoever guys he wants.

R215 He needs to make the good money now while he's young, fit and beautiful. Most of what he and his friends do are teases, they are not actually engaging in gay sex acts such as sucking dick or having anal sex.

Not everything is about money, most good looking guys are just want to have fun with other similar guys but that's just my perception living in Miami.

Not everyone values Hedonism

Again maybe living in a big city full of tourists I have a different perception, I'm only speaking based on what I see.

R217 Um, he has a OnlyFans site.

More Whoring... Open your wallets....

S A M shirtless

Making content with Big Dick James

I notice he mostly follows hot chicks on insta

Dull as dishwater.

R225, what kind of people and traits are not dull to you?

Beauty and the beasts:

Beauty and the more beastly:

I just saw his insta and it's true he mostly follows hot porn girls. Is it possible he's gay for pay? So many young hot straight men are cottoning on to the fact that's where the money is these days. Sad whores.

Hes probably not very bright so pimping himself is his main option. His eyes look dead, sociopathic.

R227/228, you so wrong for that, dude

What’s so wrong about that, R231?

Brief video of shirtless Sam including his back mole.

He's better without sound, as I've just discovered.

SAM

S.A.M.

Sam

SAM

Ring around the rosebud alert at R238.

Does he have that case of slopey shoulders?

R238 I think I'm in love.

S.A.M. shirtless.

Mmmmmmm.

He set his Insta to private. I think he discovered that he was discussed here.

Delicious and yummy 😘🔥 r244 its now public again.

Is this guy also on Twitter?

Does he have “a” Twitter?

Who’s joining?

Is he cut or uncut?

Brief new shirtless video.

S.A.M.

He has a new site where you can pay "tribute" and buy his cum-stained underwear.

[quote] The home of Alphakingsam. A place where you can tribute to me directly and also request to purchase old used clothes

He's so rich.

Rich?

This is what happens when a hoe doesn't have a pimp. R251

S.A.M.

Late capitalism will make whores out of all of us.

Does the mole have its own Insta?

Does the mole have “an” Onlyfans?

S A M shirtless

Is that a wart on his hole in R238? on the left.

S A M must know people are watching him, he's private.

S A M nude

The image from R262 for those who don't have access to his private Instagram account:

Any ACTUAL nudes?

Scroll up, R264.

Scroll up, R264.

I won't deny he's a good looking guy (as are many others), but social media is making these kinds of guys too ubiquitous. It's gotten to the point where I'm becoming sexually immune to the allure these kinds of guys might have. With that said, he's very cute. But his the video in R221 is very creepy and not particularly compelling.

Hot young guy who likes to show his naked body and enjoys sex. Good for him.

Any new videos?

Both

R270, that doesn’t look like S.A.M.

[quote] He resembles Derek Hough and that Finnish gymnast in his skin tone. What [bold]one superannoying persistent troll on[/bold] DL calls "yellow-skinned."

FIXED.

Bump

Just about every other InstaHo puts up the OnlyFsns link in their IG bio. Some of them only put the link up in their stories. But S.A.M. wants you to message him for the link to his OF. That’s odd.

Also, he has about three Insta accounts.

But he is hot af.

Beautiful

S A M

S.A.M.

R277 Hopefully he'll not balloon himself up or ruin that skin with ugly ink.

New pic.

Where did his Instagram and OnlyFans pages go?

His Instagram account is now private. I think he'll only provide his OnlyFans page if requested. His Instagram name is sammfitness_x.

R279 very beautiful

His instapage is open today. Not a lot there, but it's not private (at the moment).

Over the last few years he’s had several IG accounts, often simultaneously. I subscribed to his OnlyFans a few months ago, and then again last week. He keeps talking about having sex with a guy, and allegedly gets closer to it with his friend Buck. I’m skeptical that it will ever occur. It appears to be a very long, drawn out ruse to keep guys coming back.

That said, he’s handsome and has a very sexy body.

What is his new OnlyFans handle?

What does he do on OnlyFans?

Peachyysam R285. Linked below.

What’s peachy about him?

His complexion is peachy.

Holy shit, he's hot. OF well worth the subscription price.

He and his chavvy mates jerk and flex for you on cam.

Do they suck each other's cocks?

[quote]His complexion is peachy.

His complexion is ochre.

His ass is peachy.

His ass, r287. It’s a thing of wonder; I could spend days gnawing on that thing.

What’s his skin color?

It's peachy.

But r91 is right, "peach" is slang for ass and Sam refers to his ass as his peach on his OF.

So is his skin color actually peachy, white, ochre or something else?

Peachy Sam showing off a lack of gag reflex.

Such a shame he's straight, he could really use that mouth for cocksucking.

If he doesn't have a foreskin then I can deal with him having a mole.

I wish he had a bigger dick

🙄🙄🙄🙄

Bump

Can anyone locate his current Instagram?

This is all I can find R304.

Bump bitch thread. Avoid.

Bump bitch thread. Avoid.

Does he have “an” Onlyfans or “a” JustForFans?

Yes. It’s not worth it. Lots of gyrating and annoying voice messages. No gay sex

Yes, he has an OF. R309 is correct: not worth it. Oh, he promises that he’s about to have gay sex with one hot friend or another. Come back in six months, and he’s still just about to finally give in and, . . .

Yeah. No.

He runs a lot of “sales,” on OF. Pop in at some point for $3 and judge for yourself.

No OF is worth it. Stop sponsoring this crap

I’d be interested if he made use of his nice ass and started bottoming for his friends. Otherwise his dick is just too small.

He's now plugging his OF on reddit.

Link please, R313.

Exactly, why mention it without linking it?

What's going on with his hair? Combover at 20?

Sam is in Ibiza at the moment with his instaho friends and occasional co stars @al_wozza @maxmw7 @james_bannister @_rossilino_ and @that.built.guy

Sam.

I wish I hadn’t subscribed. Total waste of time and money. Just waiting for the subscription to end. It would be funny if the content weren’t so lame and repetitive. He also emails asking subscribers to pay for “poo” videos. Lovely

[quote]He also emails asking subscribers to pay for “poo” videos. Lovely

The villas he stays in don't pay for themselves!

He got stuck in the US at the start of the quarantine, California I think, and was there for several months.

R314 R315 Apologies, thought I had posted one I hadn't.

*when I hadn't

Thank you, R323.

I see dingleberries. Dirty, Schock-like hole

It's more likely hair darkened by tanning lotions.

He and his two buddies all have the same little tattoo in the same place.

Are they temporary just for the shoots?

Zoom in, r326. Crusty little bits and remains of loo paper

Does he tan?