Keanu Reeves, the riddle

I never thought about him being on the spectrum; you may just be right. He seems very stiff, as an actor, and not sociable at all. And this quality has helped him in his career. Stiff and distant. I like him in movies except for Much Ado About Nothing, where one needed to have *some* acting skill.

Even at the peak of his beauty he never seemed sexy to me. Theres no there there.

Virgo. That explains it. No one can have a relationship with a Virgo. They are impossible to deal with.

He probably gets more animated when you lick his hairy hole. 👅🍑

Totally because he's Virgo. Virgo the Virgin.

His daughter and ex-girlfriend died in 1999 and 2001 respectively. It's been 20 years. I mean, it's not like he's not able to procreate any more, is it?

I always found him sexy but not at all enigmatic.

He's dull. And if he worked in any other field, he would be unemployable due to his incompetence at his fucking job.

I think he is incredible looking and enigmatic ...and totally crotchless.

He is a higher spirit.

I'd want him to be my spirit animal.

Maybe he is closeted that is why he is a loaf. He seems very guarded and self conscious like he might expose his true self to the world. One thing is certain he does not feel very comfortable been a celeb in the sense of been charming.

The fact that someone is idiotic enough to still believe in that Amanda de Cadenet rumour tells you everything you need to know about gullibility.

He reminds me of Garbo. She was certainly enigmatic and had very few documented love affairs, either with men or women. And she was also a Virgo.

There’s a lovely surprise...keep watching.

r14 believes in astrology, lol.

Even when he was performing on stage with the rock band dogstar, Keanu was aloof and apart.

He gets away with it because he very handsome, but untouchable.

A beautiful mensch.

He is touchable.

OP, why don't you just go back to posting on the front page Keanu thread at LSA, where you came from?

I met him ten years ago. He was friendly, charming and funny. Very handsome.

In Jamba Juice.

In TriBeCa.

Can't act his way out of a wet paper bag but when you looked like this who gives a fuck.

"R14 believes in astrology, lol."

There's some truth to it. Are you a Sagittarius? They tend to be assholes.

His movie is gonna be #1 this weekend, he seems nice and it’s good for a change to not know every single detail about an actors life including his asshole size.

The rumor I’ve heard is that his personal tragedies and his dislike of fame have caused him to avoid being tied down. He essentially travels around and lives in hotels. Other than the rumor he was seeing Jamie Clayton, I haven’t heard of romantic entanglements. I’m sure he doesn’t have a hard time getting laid when he wants it.

R13. What rumor?

Didn't DL decide he had a secret teenage daughter at some point?

I'd peg him more as a secret Republican than closeted. Although, why not both?

A friend who works as a dominatrix in a dungeon in Manhattan was told by other doms he dabbles in BDSM. Can’t know if true.

A friend of mine worked with Amanda de Cadanet for awhile. She said that Keanu helped Amanda and fucked her on occasion, so if he likes guys, he’s bi.

I mean, helped her financially.

Most of his films are flops. And his John Wick films promote gun violence, which is a strange thing given what's going on in the world.

Our laws and way of life promote gun violence.

Somehow I don't the the matrix or john wick movies are flops, R31

R29, How much did she pay Keanu to fuck her?

He's been in some really shit flicks, many of them Sci-Fi, before Matrix movies. His acting is just terrible. He totally ruined Dracula. I agree he's wooden, even in interviews or talk shows, he doesn't seem completely natural, like he's putting on an act, waving his hands around etc.

I don't know if he's sober now but he was a very heavy drinker and druggie. My friends used to see him around East Village bars all the time, this was before the Matrix.

He owns an apt on UWS.

R28 thank you! I’ve always suspected that was a thing for him. Can you get some more info from your friend? Please?

He has big varicose veins on his legs. Yes, he does.

My Hawaiian friend loves him. They met a few years ago in NYC and said even though he wasn't born on Hawaii she says he has "aloha spirit." I think his latest film choices seem to suggest he's leaning into his Asian heritage more. I haven't seen the John Wick movies but the trailers remind me of popular Asian films like Old Boy. I still find him a beautiful man. Compared to other 90s hunks, I think Keanu's aged rather well.

He's a bad actor and has survived on his looks but he seems very genuine and a good guy which i think people pick up on

He's waiting for me

I think he's very, very good-looking, but I think he does kind of have a horse face.

R28 it's true. He also dresses up in tutus and performs in the Monte Carlo Ballet. When he's not doing that, he's Shamu at Sea World. A very busy man.

Hey, don’t shoot the messenger! Just gossiping.

I'd hate him if he could also act, in addition to being that beautiful. But in "The Gift," with Cate Blanchett, he was wonderfully menacing as a Southern Redneck. That growl!

R37 why yes. His legs have never been his best feature. Just look up.

How do you know he has varicose veins anyway?

OP an astute thread idea

He was sexy in Dracula... All that over the top moaning... Mmm... Jonathan Harker was one of my crushes back as a 7 year old...

r33 I meant most of his films besides Matrix and John Wick are flops. Look at his recent box office history: https://www.boxofficemojo.com/people/chart/?id=keanureeves.htm

He was terrible in Dracula! Actually, he's quite bad in almost everything...he ain't gonna be winning Oscars anytime soon. He can't be in anything which requires him to talk a lot.

He's tried everything...even ballroom dancing. He's definitely fucked men and women.

R49 SAY WHAT?!?

Gay.

I admit, I haven't seen them in person, R45. But I have seen footage. Yes, he has varicose veins.

What footage? I want to check it out.

He was very open about his boyfriends. You were just too stupid to see. Geffen, obviously. River? Obviously. Rob Mailhouse? Completely in love. Tiger for sure...he spent a ton of money on him. Of course he was with Van Saint and Brett Easton Ellis and many more but they probably had to be someone...an artist, a writer, a famous actor. He does the choosing.

Vurgos are a pain but they love sex and are always ready...from my experience. When they get past 50, I am not sure.

I believe he’s bi. But there is far more evidence he has sex with women than there is he has sex with men. There are pockets of Hollywood that claim he is straight not gay. He may keep those parts of himself compartmentalized like so many bi’s ive known.

I don't own that footage, R53, and I did not save it.

But I just googled KR and varicose veins and this came up.

And this:

[quote]You were just too stupid to see. Geffen, obviously. River? Obviously. Rob Mailhouse? Completely in love. Tiger for sure...he spent a ton of money on him.

I don't know much about Keanu but I do know that Rob dated a woman friend of mine back when he was touring with their band. I had heard about him from her and then met him once. Didn't ask for any info.

A friend used to work at Vroman's in Pasadena. Keanu would come in from time to time. He said he was wonderful. Smart, engaging, really well read. Would buy tons of books on all kinds of subjects.

Keanu had a bad motorcycle accident and broke his ankle and his front teeth...he had surgery on his ankle after that accident...I forget the year but he was living at the Marmont.

Sorry but Keanu and Rob were lovers. Keanu often arranges things so that he can spend time with his lovers but not be questioned. He ain't no dummy.

[quote]Sorry but Keanu and Rob were lovers.

Uh huh. K.

Keanu befriended Fawn Hall...mainly because her and her husband were drug buddies. Her husband died and she cleaned up. Her husband had managed...who?

[quote] Tiger for sure...he spent a ton of money on him.

Tiger who? What?

Keanu likes to have intellectual conversations...some think that is boring but he was accepted by Geffen (Keanu dumped him).

He is a blank fucking moron with an inexplicable career. Move along.

Tiger Chen...Tiger trained him and was in the Matrix films. Keanu made a couple of Chinese films for Tiger. Tiger has a lot of pictures of them together...of course Tiger has to be straight, he lives in China.

No. He is certainly not a moron but at times I have felt he was aspi. He does read a lot. Ask Fawn.

darling he is gay as a goose. very discreet, very.

heroin makes one quite reclusive and introverty….

He will never come out...will anyone but Van Saint ever expose him? He lies or tells half truths. And that is funny, because I don't think he likes to lie. But he is never honest with the press, not honest about anything.

Dennis Cooper kind of exposed him too...Dennis nor Gus have much patience for the closet.

Are we sure Dennis Cooper exposed him or just used him as inspiration for a fictional character because he thinks he’s hot? Like 90% of the rest of the world.

He went out of his way to let people know his Henry was Keanu, just an opinion.

never found him attractive. never. anyway, i think that he was a huge whore in his youth (boys, Girls, casting couch and just plain old fucking around). In my experience people like that tend to became the.opposite in middle age. that's why he seems so alone and introverted. and i like him for that.

You like him for having been a huge whore?

no, i like him because he is now a very private person, for a movie star

When you have as much money as Keanu, you can keep your kinks private. I think he spends a lot of money maintaining “friendships” so to keep things private.

delighted he kicked the junk habit,,,,glad he still has the 'fuk me' habit....he likes some trans at the moment, twinky….odd, as he does love cock up his fukhole

Compared to his peers, it really is remarkable how little we know about him despite such success and longevity. Either he's a decent person with a relatively low key life or, as suggested above, he pays well.

R17 just came in to say that I was into Dogstar as a kid despite not liking Keanu’s movies. I just thought they were a killer hardrock band and really got that harsh crunching angsty Y2K thing down.

HAPPY ENDING was the better more cohesive record by them and had the lovely superlative ballad-of-the-decade ‘Cornerstore’, but OUR LITTLE VISIONARY had ‘The History Light’ and ‘Honesty Anyway’ which to this day are two of my favorite all-time alt-rock tunes, so.

Carry on.

That's nice. But how big is his cock?

not much to know, he very vacant boring man. 4 reals....

Sorry dear, but you are the boring, vacant one. Keanu has already lived 4 lifetimes in his one. He is full of knowledge and information.

Behaving is not acting.

Who gives a fuck about acting?

I read Geffen's auto bio (authorised) decades ago. In it, he said everyone said he was dating Keanu but actually he was dating a swimmer who looked a lot like Keanu. That's what Geffen wrote, or how I remembered it.

Straight- not everyone is gay.

There is no way Keanu ever let Bret Easton Eliis suck on his cock, or any other part of him. Not even a toe.

Do you remember a poster on DL who posted how this chick knew Keanu and they were completely wasted on H. She was in the film industry (not an actress) and the various ways they would do H? They girl eventually got clean.

He strikes me as a free spirit, tries everything and everyone...

How about Bertolucci during Little Buddha?

He’s Canadian.

I've posted before- I'd see him regularly at a cafe on Sunset where you can smoke outside right below his house on one of the bird streets. Almost always alone. Very handsome and polite.

They're both 29 here. Still they look so young.

He's a virgin.

He still smokes?

[quote]He's a virgin.

Come on. You don't think he's done it at least once or twice?

I am surprised anyone thinks he's drop dead gorgeous. He's extremely average looking to me.

My partner and I were wasted one night so we drove up to the Birds and parked outside Keanu's house walked up rang the buzzer a did Whoo Dude!. Also visited next door Tobey Maguire think we backed into Leo DiCaprio's gate. Can't remember . We were stoned and it was 3am 30 yrs ago. We'd see Keanu and Johnny Depp at Gil Turner's all the time. Stepped over him once passed out in the parking lot. A chill dude indeed. Miss the Big 80s

Keanu was always bisexual. He's hooked up with women and men. For a time he was friends and lovers with River Phoenix. Although they were but uncut, they decided to get circumcised together.

I don't find him hot anymore. I don't like facial hair. And he has the worst taste in shoes, wearing the ugliest and shittiest shit. He should turn in his gay card.

"For a time he was friends and lovers with River Phoenix. Although they were but uncut, they decided to get circumcised together."

Who told you that? Darwin Porter?

R102 I tend to find stubble works best for many. Clean shaven or heavy beard doesn't mesh well with a lot of faces, especially his.

Any amount of facial hair, or none at all, looks best on Keanu.

R103 A crew member from My Own Private Idaho.

What madness would possess grown men to get circumcised?!

Garbo could act. Even when she would make her mind a blank it was intriguing.

Keanu looks like there's nothing behind the face but an empty garage. Still it's a beautiful garage door.

[quote]What madness would possess grown men to get circumcised?!

Ask Guy Ritchie.

[quote] Either he's a decent person with a relatively low key life or, as suggested above, he pays well.

I used to work at a chain, high-end hotel. The manager said he like Keanu Reeves as a customer and I said why? Manager said because KR paid "rack rate" (and I guess did not cause trouble at the hotel). (Rack rate means full price, no discount.) KR is probably discreet and probably treats people well. Therefore, nobody is motivated to try to hurt him or reveal any of his private stuff.

Just because you are a virgin, idiot, does not make keanu one. I am sure he started having sex while young and has enjoyed it ever sense. My god! That you fools think keanu could reach adulthood while remaining virgin? You really are an idiot.

He hangs out with discreet, rich people. Grow a brain...gay people learned from an early age to keep their mouths shut and there business to themselves. I always thought he became Hamels partner because Hamel was blackmailing him. Video footage probably.

Keanu wasn't living in the bird streets in the 80s.

He is a very polite person, treats everyone nice, and is a good tipper. Nobody has anything bad to say about him because he doesn't give them anything bad to say. He is very generous, stories of how he gifted over 30 Harleys to stunt crew on Matrix. He would take pay cuts so big names can be hired like Al Pacino in The Devil's Advocate and Gene Hackman in that football movie.

a reddit poster "A family friend builds movie sets, doesn't design, is one of the poor dudes that just builds. Anyway, he worked on the set for the Matrix and Keanu heard about family trouble he was having and gave him a $20,000 Christmas bonus to help him out. He also was one of the only people on the set that genuinely wanted to know peoples names, would say hello and mean it, and would talk to people as they were his peers and not below him just because they were practically making nothing to build a set. I've never heard anyone say Keanu is douche, seems like the nicest person in Hollywood from a second hand experience."

[quote]I am surprised anyone thinks he's drop dead gorgeous. He's extremely average looking to me.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

"A crew member from My Own Private Idaho."

Yeah, I'm sure he was right under the bed when they were fucking. And right in the doctor's office when they got their joint circumcisions.

Chemistry on screen and off.

Are joint circumcisions legal in Idaho?

I have to say, it seems extremely unlikely that a grown man would voluntarily get himself circumsized. Even if you don't like the anteater look, there is always a danger--however small--that something could go wrong. Think of that poor boy in Canada, who finally killed himself.

My father was circumsized when he went into the service. (This was a very long time ago.) And I do know one cute young Irish boy who had the operation when he was sixteen, because he felt odd being the only uncut guy around.

Still, who on earth would do that? After the cut, you're supposed to not have an erection for six weeks. Like, WHAT? HOW?

R44 he cracked me up in The Gift. Dude was always yelling lol

R99 One man's trash is another man's treasure.

113 replies and decades later and we still have no solid evidence on his sexual preference? Get with it DL.

He is as gay as a Disney parade.

He is as straight as an arrow.

He dabbled with guys until he fucked me and we got strung out on H. He has been straight ever ssince, man.

He swings like a pendulum.

He doesn't have sex very often because he has a small penis. It looks even smaller on his tall frame.

It doesn’t look small in his pants. Stared at crotch thru 2+ hours of John Wick 3

The porn version, John's Wick 13" will soon be released.

His alleged tiny peen should appear bigger between his slim hips.

It looked bigger before the alleged joint circumcision in Idaho.

For many years, he has taken care of his ill sister.

How, R119? Surround the bedroom with pictures of trump.

He doesn't have a little dick.

Another Saint Keanu story.

Keanu "is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key.....or rather a KEANU!"

R134 that is lovely. The stories about him are really touching. I've always thought he was beautiful and I wonder now if maybe something of his sweetness is reflected in his face and is part of his attraction.

One response in that twitter thread is someone who says his meth dealer met Keanu and got high with him. I maintain that blind item about K stinking up his trailer so bad it required a total remodel was Keanu (and buddies) smoking meth in it.

closet case

I know you are, but what is he?

Str8 and boring. Next!

One of the nicest guys in Hollywood.

R140

Str8? but he dated a trans.

Not straight and certainly not boring. You can repeat that over and over again but it is certainly not true.

If Canada gave out knighthoods he would get one. So many nice stories about him from ordinary people. I don't think it's an act because we all know he's not a great actor. I don't care if he was a druggie or a whore, seems like a sweet, truly chill celebrity which is rare. I've heard straight men say they'd "go gay" for Keanu. With his looks and appeal, I'd be a whore too. He definitely didn't fuck Bret Easton Ellis, though, I don't think Keanu was into pretentious twats. The level of self loathing required to bed Bret....ewwww

With Keanu's fucked up family life and childhood, I can see why he has no interest in getting married and having kids.

R145 Do you think he has a secret partner?

His dating history

If he fake dated lesbian Theron or Bullock then he's gay.

He had to have fucked one woman at least- the one who lost his kid.

Great in "The Gift"

R148 maybe they used surrogate?

They didn't use a surrogate, it was his girlfriend.

The whole thread is good

R151 trollino.

When Jennifer refused to have an abortion, he wanted nothing more to do with her.

Did Dave Navarro get to fuck him? How about Gavin Rossdale, he seemed pretty smitten.

Keanu has known a wide range of musicians, was he ever involved with them?

I think Keanu is kind of kinky, his cousin once said Keanu was bi...I think he thought everyone knew Keanu was bi, I think Keanu is just gay.

On Ellen, Keanu acting as if he or Sandra would be to shy to come clean about their crushes, WHAT FUCKING BULLSHIT! As if the beautiful people don't just jump in bed when they feel the attraction? Always made up stories by press agents.

The Bertolucci story is interesting and is probably true. Keanu worked with so many great directors it is amazing and it certainly made Charlie Sheen jealous. Charlie had a movie career until he told the story about Bertolucci and Keanu. A hotel in New York and the part of Siddheartha.

Yeah he’s spreading a little BS around. In the new Guardian interview, he is asked how he didn’t succumb to the same drug and drama issues that took Phoenix and other actors if that era. He said he was never into that scene, which is bullshit. Too many reports of his drug and drinking like no tomorrow. When you have as much money as he does, you can hide it better, take better quality drugs, be protected better if you go too deep.

R155 what’s the Bertolucci story?

Bertolucci saw hon in My Own Private Idaho and even though he had already hired and actor for Sidheartha...he wanted to see keanu. Keanu was in Italy with Much Ado but he met Bertolucci in New York and bagged the part after he went to bed with Bernard. They became friends.

What a lying sack of shit! He should be exposed. He was very into the scene, drugs, drugs and more drugs...that is what he was into. When you lie that way...why do journalist let them get away with that? Is he just another Trump? What a lowlife pig.

Bessie, Bessie, calmez-vous!

Sometimes Cheryl gives his interviews...making him sound like a Sunday School teacher. She is real nasty creep. She made up that story about Sandra spending a long time to adopt her son. It was spare of the moment and the kid had to be black...getting away from the idea that Sandra and her creepy husband were not White Supremacist.

Maybe, in Keanu's mind, he never was "in the drug scene" because he never OD'd and never ended up in the emergency room. Also, never got arrested & charged for crimes (and ended up in jail), like his father.

Sandra was always in competition with Julia. Sandra is a serious as a heart attack.

He was making Bogus Journey after Idaho. He was so sick with an arm abscess that he was taken from his trailer to hospital were he stayed for three days getting antibiotics. His name was shit. He even admitted that. He did a music video and Japanese commercial to make ends meet. He said it.

He is Asian and probably has small peen. That explains why he rarely dates.

To me when he said he was never into that scene, it was an insult to River. I believe both Keanu and Sandra were with River the night he died. The studio already knew Speed was going to be successful...no expense would be spared to protect Sandra and Keanu's name.

My Own Private Keanu

I doubt we would know if he’s ever OD’d. That’s what having money and powerful agents, managers and publicists gets you.

Back then, all the guys wanted to be shot naked. Keanu was back from Nepal.

Is there any evidence Keanu and Sandra were at the club when River died? We know Johnny Depp was there. I find it hard to believe no one would have said anything about that.

Is it a mystery as to why one of the worst actors was repeatedly cast by the best directors? I think not.

This explains his ever present patchy, scraggly beard. Turkey neck!

Thanks r171! So scorching hot!

Hope he doesn't end up like Anjelica Huston, neck-wise.

R172. That pic isn’t a fair representation. He was having medical issues causing bloat at the time.

At the time of Rivers death, Keanu and River were best friends and Sandra and Samantha were best friends. They had not seen each other for awhile and they happened to all be in LA at the same time. Their publicist lied and said Keanu was working. It was Halloween, Saturday night and stars did not have to work weekends. When they start lying...they are hiding something. Either Keanu was with a boyfriend, or he was with River.

"Stars" work weekends all the time.

To me he looked best in Idaho and Point Break. but Coppola has footage of him where he was breathtaming.

Thank you r167. Smoking hot! Those calves and thighs looking good.

Is Geffen the one pictured in the small shot cuddling with Reeves? Lucky bastard.

Not in the early 90s. I did my research. If they were making a big studio film, they were not working weekends, they had perks and it was evening.

R171 , good-looking, yes. But the dumbness is evident there (in the facial expression).

The guy cuddling was just an actor in Wolfboy.

You don't know Geffen?

R182 I couldn't summon his face by memory, but I just googled him - ewwwwww!

R178 yes, Point Break was him at the height of his beauty. Just into full manhood. And in a wetsuit.

Is the Coppola footage from Dracula, if he directed that...

He has read books that I could never understand...I don't believe he is that kind of stupid. Sometimes Keanu does seem dumb but not about everything. At first I thought he had asbergers but then I thought he had a brain injury...then I thought maybe his drugs and drinking made him stupid? He isn't always stupid...he ain't as stupid as Cruise or Travolta, that is for sure.

Looks like Tammy is in the familiar "direct-head- to-cock" position here. Is Geffen the gay Weinstein aka "willingly fuck me and I'll make you a stah"?

It is footage from when he was hanging out at Coppola's before filming. I don't think it is online, it is on the Criterion Collection. It was as if a person could look at his beauty and die happy. Maybe it would be like seeing the Gulf Coast or The Rocky Mountains for the first time.

The thing is, Cruise is about as sexy as a wet dishcloth to me. No sex appeal at all. Not even in Risky Business, he is just not my type.

R188 100% agree - Tammy is revolting. I was doing a Geffen search looking for evidence of him with other closeted actors.

R187 ta!

Keanu is a demigod walking among us.

R187, both Keanu and his sister are severely dyslexic; he was attending an alternative high school when he dropped out. No idea where this idea that he's a super genius is coming from.

I don't know that anyone said he was a genius but his more educated friends did try to influence him to read some literature and he did, he also memorized more Shakespeare than most people have read. Keanu is a puzzle. He often misses out on the joke and on those occasions he seems stupid.

Dyslexia doesn't mean you're stupid. The guy went to at least 4 high schools and the mother was an oft- married tramp.

For some reason, Geffen loved Tom Cruise and found him sexy...maybe because Tom is so damn short?

Geffen has known Keanu since he was a teen, yet he insisted they had never met. Why would Geffen say such a ridiculous thing, since some people do the research...of course, never a celebrity journalist, they never do research.

R194, I didn't know that about his mom. With any learning issues, structure and reinforcement is definitely needed.

His Mom was very busy and that is why Sam's Mother helped raise the kids. Patric was not home. She probably taught Keanu how to sew sequins on to costumes. The point is Geffen and Gallin introduced Patricia around...it could be how she got that famous photographer to snap their family picture...or maybe it was Sam the friendly drug dealer who got special favors?

Keanu had a supposed Stepfather who directed on Broadway, same time as Geffen and Gallin and that Stepfather introduced Keanu to everything, in NY, Toronto and LA. I believe he really introduced him to EVERYTHING.

R179 It's a photo from the play (musical?) Wolfboy he did in 1984.

R191 he's close enough.

"I believe both Keanu and Sandra were with River the night he died. "

Then you'll believe anything. Neither one of them was anywhere near him when he died, you cluck.

I’d like to know why Patricia and Paul’s marriage split up after 9 months? Did she find him bed with a man or something?

Bullshit at r201. What bothers you most about the truth? Do you think he was home at bible study?

Sam said he and Patrick were not divorced until at least 10 years after they separated, therefore no marriage to Paul. No marriage and no divorce.

R203, you're an idiot. River Phoenix's death has been well documented. Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock weren't there at the Viper room the night he took a shitload of drugs and died flopping around on the sidewalk like a fish out of water. They weren't there. You're an idiot.

Why would a woman allow her young son to go to Hollywood all summer, without her? Paul was not his stepfather.

I posted upthread about his learning issues, but I have a question. Why does it seem like he's rewriting stuff people have been told about for years? Why not let sleeping dogs lie? Most people accept that he appears to be a decent man. So why revisit history? It's only going to make someone dig through stuff.

Hahaha! What upsets you about Keanu and Sandra being there?

He's done something with his eyes, they look different. Still love him though.

I am interested in an interesting life. Keanu's seems interesting...I would call it an American story but is it?

In that movie where Diane Keaton chooses Jack Nicholson over him, just shows she is crazy. :)

I remember reading that Christina Applegate was at the Viper Room and may have tried to give poor River mouth to mouth. I just watched the first John Wick movie on the Paramount channel. They're currently playing the second, but I have no interest. Some of Keanu's line readings are flat and it's a ridiculous unbelievable movie that plays like one of those violent video games. And of course Keanu never gets shot yet goes through a crowded nightclub killing almost everyone there. at least it's not boring and it makes NYC look gorgeous especially the night shots.

I kind of go for the obvious, when my friends come to town we get together and if the RHCP's are going to be there, even better.

oh plz, geff was with keneau at so many fuk partys in town......

R214, and I bet you were at their wedding.

"Hahaha! What upsets you about Keanu and Sandra being there?"

They weren't there. Hahaha! You're retarded.

I think they were there. Common sense tells you they were at the Viper that terrible night.

There were enough people there to make certain it would be impossible to cover up without anyone talking.

wow, quite a few loons in this thread or maybe just one person. Why the fuck would Sandra be at the Viper room? Keanu maybe coz he's into booze and drugs. As far as I know, Sandra not into that scene...we are talking about Sandra Bullocks, right?

I thought last year’s “Destination Wedding” with Winona Ryder was bonkers fun.

Keanu played at the Viper Room with his band Dogstar.

Keanu on David Geffen

"For a while people were saying that David Geffen and I had gotten married. That just blew me away. Not because they thought I was gay, but that they thought I could land a guy that hot."

[quote] Why does it seem like he's rewriting stuff people have been told about for years? Why not let sleeping dogs lie?

People become bold and brazen when they get away with things for a long time.

Back in 1990 he declared to Interview magazine that he is straight. But after a short pause joked about it by saying: "But ya never know".

"I don't know why anyone cares, and I don't know if it matters or not. I just, uh, I don't - it's, you know, the whole aspect of coming out. I mean, there is a whole - people, you know, who are gay have decided that it can be - that whole thing about calling people out - and you have to share that, because there needs to be an equality and a lack of prejudice, and you need to have a voice, so, I mean, it's important, but I'm not involved in those dynamics and I have no point of view on it."

- Keanu Reeves to USA Today

"There's nothing wrong with being gay, so to deny it is to make a judgement."

- Keanu Reeves to Vanity Fair

Do fangurls like r185 so gullible as to swallow every PR nugget about their faves really exist or is just that I'm the stupid one for not being in on the joke?

He is a meathead, he said so himself!

An interviewer discussing lit with him, threw out random titles and Keanu would know details and be able to name characters etc. If he hadn’t read something, he said so and wrote it down to read in the future. So I doubt that is just PR trying to make him look smarter.

I am no longer a fan but I was a good fan for a long time and I did a ton of research, which was a lot of fun.

[quote]Keanu "is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key.....or rather a KEANU!" —Haiku Harry

lol

^^originally said about Russia, IIRC. By Churchill?

I didn't know that Churchill even knew who Keanu was...!

[quote]An interviewer discussing lit with him, threw out random titles and Keanu would know details and be able to name characters etc. If he hadn’t read something, he said so and wrote it down to read in the future. So I doubt that is just PR trying to make him look smarter.

You do know their publicists get the questions beforehand and have veto over anything that would put the star in a bad light, don't you? Very few would survive the live grilling politicians go through on cable news.

Everybody knows that keanu liked to read. A lot of people in show business are educated people...or at least that is the way it used to be. Keanu did not like to be left out of the conversation. Deplorable don't read, look at Trump, he never read a book in his life and he is proud of it.

Keanu did not like to look ignorant, most of his friends were college educated. Think it through, jackass.

He was on Graham Nortons show recently, very personable but his teeth looked really bad

You're embarrassing yourself r233.

He still has beautiful hair.

^I just wish it was shorter.

Embarrassing myself in front of a moron like you? Please. I don't think I'll worry about it. I think people should open their minds and figure out what Hollywood is all about and really like. A lot of people there pretend to be shy, none are shy.

He has a smooth, slightly ridged coin slot, with a light dusting of angel hair pasta pubes

r172 LOL he looks terrible! I thought he was supposed to be ageless?

R240 He's 54 years old. Everybody loses some of their youthful good looks by 50, with the possible exception of Cary Grant or George Clooney.

R172's photo has already been explained upthread: Keanu had the bloats! He's over it now and his neck looks beautiful and swanlike again.

George looks great and he is older than Keanu. But George has had a facelift a few years ago. Keanu was absolutely swollen in that photo. Probably a fatty liver problem.

In Chain Reaction, 1996, he was rather doughy and dumpy. A reminder that he is in fact not a demigod. Good film, IIRC.

"A lot of people in show business are educated people...or at least that is the way it used to be. "

I never thought so. I think the majority of celebrities are dumb as a rock.

He is a bad actor, he is good only in action flicks.

He has given some excellent performances in non action flicks. Taylor Hackford talked about and praised him more than Pacino on the commentary for Devils Advocate. Keanu’s multiple little improvisations that Hackford kept. Praised his authenticity in hospital suicide scene. He was also so good in Something’s Gotta Give, the emotional anchor of the movie. Thumbsucker. The Rebecca Miller movie. Street Kings he was outstanding.

I don’t think he’s done something with his eyes. It’s his nose. It looks slimmed down. Changing the nose can drastically affect the symmetry of the face. I doubt he meant to do it on purpose. Probably bashed his nose in and needed surgery. Motorcycle crash, rough sex or drunken fall?

r241, I've seen Clooney in person, and when he has a sweatshirt, jeans and sneakers on, he looks every inch his age.

He looks old in pics. But I've never thought he was attractive. My men have to have lips.

Whoa

r242 He has a very weak chin that has melted into his neck. That's why he always has a beard. When was the last time you saw him clean shaven?

R245 that ain't ever changing.

I thought Alex Winter was cuter in Bill & Ted

Apparently R245 doesn't realize that there's a distinction between being intelligent and being educated.

He does not have a weak chin r252! It’s one of his finest features.

I am r185 and I believe keanu is gay, gay gay. Gay as a pink Easter Basket. I believe he has done a shit load of drugs and he has had many lovers. I believe he is smart about some things and dumb about others. I believe in the 80s and 90s he was the prettiest thing, north and south of the Tropicana Grill.

I believe that Keanu is Henry in Frisk by Dennis Cooper. I believe in Door to Door he is Henry and I assume it is fiction. I believe Keanu is Swift in Van Saint's book, Pink. I believe much of that book is actually non fiction.

There are many show business people in Hollywood who are notvactors and those people probably went to college. By the way there are many actors who also went to college. Some people here, have small minds.

Bret Easton Ellis? No say it’s not so!

Is Keanu a character in one of BEE’s books? Which one?

Keanu wouldn't fuck Bret with someone else's dick.

Why not? He seems to want to absorb the talent of others through sex?

Brett talked a lot about keanu in a couple of books. Glamorama...or something like that and another novel about the suburbs and family life, can not remember the name. He kind of goes on and on about Keanu. Brett seemed obsessed.

Brett wanted Keanu to play Clay in that one movie but the studio picked Andrew McCarthy. Go ahead and tell me that keanu never slept with Brett.

So who did Keanu sleep with? Brett? Sophie Coppola? Geffen? Geffen's good friend, Fields for Bill and Ted? Kenneth Braugha? So many films, I can't keep track of all the directors or all of the producers.

I remember he said when he auditioned for Dangerous Liaisons. " I was coming from the beach, no shirt, no shoes..." picture keanu in all his beauty, trying to audition for a very proper17th century Frenchman. Were the casting directors gay...how about the writter, or the director? Remember My Beautiful Launderette? I remember it well.

Brett Eaton Ellis books, Less Than Zero, Glamorama, Lunar Park...

AHe's so languid. Hard to imagine him fucking.

Keanu and Alexandra Grant went to a benefit at Moca and several comments on twitter to the effect that they are a couple. “Are they taking their relationship public?” And “he knows better than to talk to other women when he’s with Alexandra #crackthatwhip”

I thought Alexandra Grant was Lez? Is she his dominatrix? She’s gotta have a sideline because no way does she make a living off her questionable art

Give it up. Keanu is neither intelligent nor educated. But, by all accounts, he's very nice, generous, friendly and likeable. But smart? No. Talented? A definite no!

He loves picking up hustlers off the street, has them fuk his hairy butthole, then eats the cum and his asshole juice off their dick.

cigs is aging him bad, heavy smoker, wise up , mack.

Are you one of them r272?

I was on reddit and i had no idea the director of John Wick played a demon on Buffy. He also used to be Keanu's stunt double for The Matrix.

Chad Stahelski, the director, is super hot.

Hmmmm....yeah.....he is....ya think....

He looks greasy and tired. Never understood the appeal.

John Wick 4 officially announced. Release date May 21/21

R276, that's the guy Keanu says, lived at his home with him, while they were making Wick 2.

r279 They met during the filming of Matrix and have been lovers, or friends with benefits, ever since?

He didn't say that. He said they lived together while working on and filming wick 2. The reporter tried to get him to phrase it differently, but he did not. In fact, he said he also have sleep overs with fishburne. Odd, but he didn't get that. Fishburne was married with twenty something aged children. Not the usual pattern for someone that age.

Maybe the title should be "John's Wick."

As far as I can see, Fish is gayer than gay. Have you ever seen him being interviewed? Fishburn must be extremely rich, I wonder where he lives.

I remember Chad was badly hurt on the set of The Matrix. Is Chad Russian?

FIshburn, was very popular in the steam rooms while filming in Australia for matrix

Still sexy. Not a narrasstic asshole like most of Hollywood. Like that he is not consumed by fame. He is not the best actor for sure. But I pay to hear him read the telephone book.

R283, I don't think they get how statements are received. By and large, actors seem to be so in love with themselves, or haven't been properly taught, that there's a receiver of the interview and you may not want to put that out there. Lord knows if someone followed up with a question, based on what they stated, the interview would abruptly end. Just odd behavior; especially since they're middle aged adults.

Who here has had him?

No one.

John Wick promotes gun violence. It's a fact that watching this crap affects kids. If he's so nice, why is he putting this trash out there? I guess he doesn't care about all the school shootings. Great guy.

I got through John Wick one and that was the end of it. I do not like guns or violence. I think Keanu likes guns.

So.. what's wrong with Virgos? Many saying... because he's a Virgo.

Keanu's balls in John Wick.

Where's the cock?!

Picture worth a thousand speculative words dude.

In John Wick IV will he finally present hole?

“Weak chin” Keanu

One casts for horizontal talent.

Bryan Singer eat thy heart out.

if ya say so

Know him. Great guy. Very sweet, kind, mellow.

So damn hot.

What about Laurence's ex, Gina?

What is all this ageless nonsense? He's aging like everybody else, especially in the chin/jaw area.

r293 does he even have a penis? looks like a fat juicy pussy to me

Keanu may be aging, but he started out in the top 1%.

r306 did he though? I suspect some plastic surgery post Bill & Ted

Oh, suspect up your ass. He was a gorgeous teen.

He's aging in reverse -- exactly like Benjamin Button.

r309 he truly is!

R23 is Not Brad Pitt!

He is in his 50s and looks in his 50s. Young keanu was perfection. If you never appreciated that, you were probably blind or are extremely stupid and ignorant. That is what it comes down too.

r312 is that what it comes down too?

You're right on all counts, R312. He was stunning. Up until quite recently I thought he'd barely aged, but he is now in fact a goodlooking middle-aged man who looks his years.

R301 yes? And? Dish. TIA.

R310 LOL I want to see Keanu and Sandra argue about where to get ice cream in Speed 3 😁

R310 that interview with Marc Mallon was so good and K looked so hot. And you could tell Marc thought so too. He was salivating and giddy

My personal favorite young Keanu, in haughty hieratic mode from *My Own Private Idaho*.

The real talent

Does anyone else think it odd he can’t name a film he cried at? From r310’s link.

This might or might not be PC. and I'll say I'm a longtime fan of his beauty and mystique. It just occurred to me that some of his appeal to people might be due to the racial ambiguity of his face, and maybe on a subliminal level. It's like there's a constant flickering between Asian and White (if that's the term) that is mesmerizing. And it helps that he's gorgeous and has a resonant voice. Who cares about acting.

He was hot in "Speed"..

😍😍😍

He was super hot and he KNEW it.

Iconic

a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

Yes r324. This is why we know he isn’t 100% authentic or honest. He has said he is neither handsome or sexy but You know he knows his seductive power.

I would like one of those Keanu dolls he is holding. Are they anatomically correct?

The Riddler

la grande bellezza

He looks happy there. Good for him.

R330 pretty damn spectacular. Are people here making their own gifs?

Don’t remember this in the movie

I do.

I remember this move.

I would guess that in his prime he couldn't walk down the street without being hit on. Several times.

He could stop a clock.

The secret of his success career.

Fucking hot!

Deciding to be evil

Goodnite Keanu wherever you are.

How far DL has fallen from its glory days. Nowadays "gossip" threads are just populated with random gifs.

Given the subject of THESE gifs, that's ok with me.

R340 God that movie was a mess. Although i still love Pacino's speech when Barzoon gets killed.

for crabby R342 Keanu walked up to me whipped out his cock, smiled and winked. We were standing at a urinal. It's one of my great El Lay memories.

Where was this R345?

All this sex talk about my beloved Keanu is disturbing. Keanu is pure and sexless. I even believe he's like a Ken doll down there, and lacks horny-making endocrines.

Well R345? We need a detailed description!

Just the old standby: a rockhard, veiny, swollen, girthy, bright red, uncut 10 inches

And?

He has always used sex to get what he wanted. That is obvious. He was wise enough to use his attributes, I appreciate that.

Melt

This article is horribly written but gives some insight into Keanu but he is very reserved and private and doesn't let any interviewer in very deep.

What insight?

“I have two friends who, separately, spent time with him in the 90s and both still talk about his generosity: he took them for rides on his motorbike and stayed in touch (yes, I am furious with them for not including me in any of this)” She doesn’t mention whether the 2 friends are male or female or both.

r342, you can thank the LSA brigade for that.

Sorry but. I am sick to death of him never telling the truth.

It's obvious Keanu has tiny peen. Such is the struggle of many Asian men.

Nah. It would’ve gotten out if he did

He's only half Asian.

R192 Dyslexia has nothing to do with IQ or intellectual capacity. My cousin has bad dyslexia and is a damn physicist.

So does he identify as white or Asian? Obviously he's only been cast in white roles making him white in the public eye. Halle Berry can never be cast as a white woman simply because she physically presents as black even though she has a white mother. Keanu looks white and only hangs around white people, unlike that guy from Crazy Rich Asians who looks Asian.

He looks exotic White. That's part of his appeal.

Keanu's dad is only half Asian, so what does that make him, 1/4?

He has sad eyes.

I like blue.

Dreaming of D.

R358

Found a comment in a gun forum who said his wife used to date Keanu and his penis is short and thick. That matches a DL commenter who several times has said he wasn’t the biggest but had a nice girth.

Found a comment in a gun forum who said her husband used to date Keanu and his penis is short and thick. Fixed for ^

Keanu has gorgeous big feet. Size 13

Also found an article lamenting circumcision and listing Keanu among a number of other Hollywood actors who are uncut.

Keanu is cut. You could ask cut.

R369 you just never know what you'll find out on some forums lol

I wouldn't care what size his dick is. As long as his ass is still tight!

Screencaps of his hairy crack from Devils Advocate. Wish we could get a hi def release of that movie. BTW, a comment says they’ve seen pics of K sucking cock. Wish we could those too. Bet they are from Geffens private collection.

[quote]So does he identify as white or Asian?

I've read interviews where he describes himself as a White guy or a mutt, but Essence posted a bit where they spoke to him and states that Keanu considers himself a person of color.

Keanu Reeves, who self-identifies as a person of color, is out with the latest violent installment of John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum, hitting theaters Friday during the middle of Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month. It follows Reeves’ Wick, who’s now on the run from every single assassin in the world after a $14 million bounty is placed on his head.

When ESSENCE caught up with Reeves last month, the actor admitted that he’s “not a spokesperson” for Asian actors in the Hollywood community.

Still, it doesn’t mean the Canadian, who grew up around Chinese culture thanks to his grandmother, doesn’t care about furthering representation onscreen.

“I hope that whatever opportunities I’ve had, or the work that I’m doing, in some way can entertain and can also—I don’t want to say teach—but have something of value come out of it,” he added.

I thought I didn’t find Keanu remotely attractive but then I watched “destination wedding” and hubba hubba zaddy

I can't imagine anyone watching "Speed" and sincerely claiming Keanu wasn't smoking hot in his prime. Like hell he wasn't!

Jan De Bont really knew how to capture Keanu on film

R379 yes his body was great but he’s so hot right now with his rugged older look and his sex scene in wedding destination was quite interesting to see. His stiffness was really matched for this character in this romantic movie.

I could have used more nudity in that scene r381.

All right, who f&f'd this lovely thread so much that the OP got crossed out? W&W please.

The Dragon Lady breathes fire on it.

R383 it's baffling. We need a cool breeze over the mountain to calm things down.

K's O face.

Knew it well ^

Cam did it better

Bottoming for moi

GO would have been less cranky on that set if he’d tasted Keanu r389

R386 well that's very ladylike.

that Dracula movie set his career back years.....why did that director cast him in it? …. for sum sugar?

Nonsense r392. He did Much Ado and Little Buddha the next year and Speed the year after that.

Sad Keanu

Wondering if anyone has seen A Walk in the Clouds. He was so handsome in that romance film.

Walk in the Clouds is as beautiful as a Gallo wine commercial. Keanu is stunning and stunning bad. But you're intoxicated by his sweetness. He's a celluloid Moscato.

Keanu out acted by my mustache.

Dude we're flying.

Drink him all in. Salute bellissimo.

We went to the premier of Dracula at the then Mann's Chinese Theater. Cast in the audience. Coppola walked on stage in a rumpled suite and made a little speech. We were two rows behind Keanu. When his first scene came up with his awful English accent the entire audience laughed. He put his head down in his hands. I felt bad for him.

The kicker is his mum Pat Taylor is British ^

Keanu has endured more than his share of humiliation. Wonder if that’s part of why he drowns himself in drugs and alcohol

I suspect that the stiffness and opaqueness of his acting, which serves him well in some roles (My Own Private Idaho, Little Buddha) but not in most, draws on his own defenses built up from early years of abuse and neglect. He could escape that mode in slacker-type roles either tragic or comic (River's Edge, Bill and Ted, Parenthood), and apparently well enough in action movies where he basically just has to stride in and impassively shoot up the place, but it's sad that he can't extricate himself from his own defenses for adult roles that would benefit from a less cartoonish show of vulnerability and internal change. However, his audience tends to buy him in those roles, too, so whatever.

thanks for sharing dude ^^

Anyone else think his performance in The Gift as a mean redneck was riveting?

Yes. I think he found some dark places in himself too, when he did that role.

Like Valentino, Keanu's talents are best savored in silence.

Nah I love his voice. Especially his mature, gravelly smokers voice.

He was wonderful in Devils Advocate and Street Kings. He sounded like a proper young English Gentalman in Dracula as far as I knew. Did you ever think the Cali audience were the ignorant shitheads?

so gorgeous

What R403 wrote.

R410 Yum

R409 I'm British, so bloody no.

The young ones have apparently just discovered him so a whole new young and beautiful meat market is open just for him. If he is settled down with someone, they can probably count their days til replacement.

DA was too far fetched. Suicide? Bullet thru the brain?. His least vulnerable spot.

Pink, a novel by Gus Van Sant. All of the alleged K paragraphs. Cast of Characters; Spunky: Gus Van Sant Swifty: Keanu Reeves Felix: River Phoenix

“Swifty is one of Spunky Davis’s (The man telling the story) closest friends. they have worked together and know each other well. they’ve also been having a long-standing secretive affair.”

“It’s interesting, the very quality that Swifty has that makes it difficult for him to climb up to the great infomercial presentation delivery Heights he’s capable of, is the exact thing that makes him the super big star he has become: trouble, with a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for pain. He’s got pain. his self image has been so decimated that at times he loses the confidence to pull off a simple performance. but his pain is the thing that makes people scream for more of him on the infomercial screen, the thing that makes him so attractive and comfortable. the audience seems to want that pain, above anything else.”

“Swifty has dark hair, a long lanky body. In spunky’s eyes Swifty has the perfect butt, a forlorn longish face with outstanding, knowing eyes that are black and reflect a lot of light. he is the enfant terrible, the boy about town, the athletic bungee jumper, and spunky considers swifty to be the best looking human being north and south of the Tropicana grill. Spunky is in love with him. Spunky calls him Swifty as a nickname. they’re close but they don’t phone each other all the time, they used to have a thing going, now spunky isn’t sure. Spunky kind of misses him. swifty moves in higher circles now, and also swiftly, thus spunky’s nickname......“

“ Swifty really is odd. he bungee jumps. he has a good butt and uses this to play with people. he is one of the foremost presenters that Las Vegas Young Star talent scouts have seen. people are complaining about his behavior. he just wants to leave. but he can’t, he needs to be in front of the camera, he is addicted to it. he needs footage. he finds himself in the footage; but not really. He should, it would help. maybe he will get better. Maybe he will find his dad after all. that is what does it, I think, he doesn’t have a dad. and he needs one. when he thinks that you are paying attention to him he acts like you are his dad and you get hit hard with some outburst or attitude. then he forgets that he did it. his dad probably forgot too. Odd.”

“ He likes to bungee jump, that is his favorite thing, and I guess that it will always be until the end of time. he bungee jumps constantly in Las Vegas from the top of the Mirage. he was somewhat friendly with Felix, who protected him. Felix understood him. but even Felix couldn’t help. Swifty told me a little story of the only time that he had sex with Felix.

It was during the Flamec compound infomercial shoot that Felix sensitively took his shirt off in the back of his warm rented Winnebago. He stood in front of Swifty and slowly began to rub his chest and stomach. Swifty was laying down on the bed in the Winnebago holding a joint. “God I’m horny” Swifty had told me Felix said. Swifty watched his Felix pulled down his pants, revealing that he was not wearing any underwear, his dick springing up out of his lowered pants and standing perpendicular to his body. Felix looked down at his dick as swifty could feel his own swelling in incremental beats that went along with his ever faster pumping heart....... and that’s as much as he would tell me.

“Why don’t you tell me the rest Swifty”

“because, man, it’s private. OK?” he said.”

“I heard an awful story about Swifty‘s dad who kept Doberman pincher dogs in the house, that when his dad died of a drug overdose, the dogs, who were hungry, ate his head off his body. funny, I didn’t think there was a lot of meat in the head, unless they ate the brain. No wonder Swifty bungee jumps. Felix protected Swifty. He protected him and took care of him.”

“Swifty lies invitingly at the end of my bed with his clothes off. I actually get laid now and then. he’s teasing, shaking his butt around like he does, at the end of the bed. he has a long body, well muscled with thick ankles and wrists that I like, and not too much hair, well, none on his chest. black hair or very dark brown. A perfectly proportioned chest, which I also like a lot. strong shoulders and arms. and a big old scar that runs around his ankle. this is from a bungee jumping accident. He lies on his back and I fuck him, yes we use condoms, with his nipples pointed upwords and is fuzzy round egglike balls chafing this way and that just under my bellybutton, wafts of penis smell drifting my way that drives me insane, Swifty and I, gasping in ecstasy as he’s rubbing delicately on his penis until we both come at the same time. (!) Or he will push me on my back and we do the opposite. I suppose you could consider it the missionary position for gay couples. for we were a couple. way back. I miss him. he never calls, he’s always out bungee jumping. I think that he’s forgotten. he has a short memory. but I pine. I remember even though he doesn’t. but I reserve these memories in the dustbin, or the closet, no, not the closet, the shelf, to keep for another day when he comes back to say hello, or some other young presenter that I might, perchance become interested in.“

“Actually it’s not been that long since I’ve seen him. he’s just passing through town with a circus act, Spike got him interested in circus performing, and even though he didn’t call me when he got into town, we all went down to see him and say hello, and wish him well. because we all love him. spike, JD, Jack, Matt and I. I tell him when the circus is in town, we all come because it’s a small town, so here we are, deal with us. He laughs and is actually glad to see us or so it seems. he stands there not knowing what to say but there are four of us and we keep up the chatter. Swifty hair is brushing the leaves hanging down from the limb of a tree we are sitting under. he’s in good spirits and we can hear nearby that he has quite a female following. there are young girls screaming for him from the side of the road by the circus tent. when he leaves, the girls say that they will pay $20 for each leaf we can pull from the tree that they have seen Swifty stand under. He says that he doesn’t know how to deal with all the adoration because he hates himself so much. Swifty? I didn’t know that he hated himself. that’s distressing. but after we watch him perform a highwire act (in white tights) he’s off in the circus caravan before we know it, heading for the next town to do the wire act in and make more girls scream. that’s what his life is like now.”

well he's a competent yarn spinner.

Is he the rich man's Thom Beirdz?

Gus is obviously a die hard romantic thinking his casting couching equated to being coupled to K.

Is Van Sant like that woman who wrote about him as "Henry," spinning out detailed fantasies about his mysteries and their passions?

Or what do I know, maybe they both did have affairs with him. Keanu is, as the OP says, a Riddle.

Van Sant, Branagh, Rossdale, Phoenix have all had him.

R405 i can't even remember when i saw it. But i think mostly i just found his character annoying.

The only "riddle" is how such a smart, kind and down to earth person Keanu Reeves is while working as a Hollywood actor.

John Travolta is another.

[Quote] The only "riddle" is how such a smart, kind and down to earth person Keanu Reeves is while working as a Hollywood actor.

It's not a secret 😁

I think it’s more than friends

Well he looks his age there. Like the rest of us. Lovely hands. He should be a vegetarian.

Of course, just a few weeks ago he said he didn’t have anyone in his life.

Clever Keanu knows what we parched schmucks want to hear.

Swear to god I saw keneau at the tubs sitting on Rob Lowes honky old face....

He's a sexy beast.

CDAN has a blind about K today

“While doing press for a new movie, this permanent A list mostly movie actor sat down for what is probably his longest interview ever. What was going to just be a long piece in a monthly magazine may turn out to be a book or a limited series. The actor finally opened up about his past and laid out a series of points as to why he thinks one of his exes was killed. He also told the reporter, who wouldn't share the final answer (saving it for article/book/show??), who he suspects murdered his ex. The thing is though, the reporter did say it is not the guess you would expect. I guess I would expect the alliterate drug using horrible person/singer. Was it the former girlfriend who was suddenly the girlfriend right after the death. That same girlfriend who was bff with the actress significant other of the alliterate drug using horrible person/singer. If you believe the story of the alliterate drug using horrible person/singer, why would the ex come back? Did someone ask her to come back? Did someone tell her to come back. Someone who knew what a likely result would be. “

Why does anyone bother with this fake gossip?

Because it’s not all fake r440. I’ve known about Weinstein for decades because of CDAN etc.

I remember the Gossip Boy blog, when it was active, responding to a question about K doesn’t participate in Hollywood functions, that K didn’t stay away because he has something to hide, but for his own protection. There may be something to the Syme was murdered conspiracy after all?

My guess would be Pelicano would have killed Jennifer...to benefit Keanu and Joel Silver. Keanu is gay and Jennifer certainly knew that and she probably wanted a little cash for the info.

[quote]I guess I would expect the alliterate drug using horrible person

Ben Barnes? Ryan Reynolds? Jake Gyllenhaal? Michael Musto?

So her baby wasn't Keanu's?

Bunny Bixler?

Is it true Keanu Reeves is a lot into reading despite being dyslexic?

Yes r447. R445 there is a conspiracy that the baby was really Chads and they were shaking down K for money.

I'm dyslexic and read a lot. I know I miss words here and there when I read, but I know what I’m reading. But, you never want me to read out loud.

Chad has to be very wealthy. Chad has a daughter named Ava who would have been the same age as Jennifer's Ava. Chad supposedly was married to a woman who was named Marie St. John...same name as Jennifer's Mom. It all seems weird to me. Wikipedia said those things about Chad...is it true?

Well, Keanu had to have fucked her if someone attempted a shakedown. Otherwise wouldn't he just say I don't do fish?

Gay men can and do fuck women. It really is not that unusual...that is why we have so many gay people today.

Which Chad are you talking about?

If a gay man is fucking women regularly, I'd call them bi.

Chad Douglas

Keanu has zero sex appeal. He is a void. Closeted gay with small asian peen. He also looks gross and dirty.

R456, yes he has zero sex appeal. That's why he's a huge and rich movie star and you are a sad loser, speculating on his dick size.

R453 Chad Smith, drummer for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Thx, R448 and R449!

Reeves has so many famous friends but he never name drops but when you start investigating, read about all the people he has worked with and watch a lot of old videos, famous people are often just showing up.

I demand a thorough investigation of this Chad conspiracy theory.

Always Be My Maybe just dropped on Netflix. Keanu completely steals the movie. An instantly iconic cameo. About 12 minutes long. The movie is a disappointment overall. Not as funny as it looks from the trailer. Weird pacing that bogs it down. The Keanu scene is a classic however.

I demand a thorough investigation of Keanu's sizemeat.

I hear it’s like this

Kenyu (Thanks, Dot Cotton) is sunshine and sex.

Any of you bitches going to Alexandra Grants gallery show tonight?

Gallery show?

Will there be some pics of Keanu's schlong?

The name of the show is Born to Love and it looks like textural collage so who knows what hidden delights and clues she put in her work to find?

It does not seem like art to me, is she his mother's girlfriend?

She made a doc called Bringing Amy Home that looks kind of interesting, if a touch highfalutin. I don't think they're fucking.

R470, how would you know what they are doing?

I found K’s short, girthy penis AG slipped into her painting! Right before your eyes!

Looks like a pickle.

Yum.

He's at least bi, so some of DL's resident whores must have had him.

R472 good catch! Though you probably also find a penis when looking at: a fireplug, ice cream cone, zucchini, cauliflower, pram, aardvark, bassoon, chess set...

On Netflix 😲what the fuck? 🤣

I love that he's taking the piss out of himself.

His sister Karina is an exec at Lionsgate now? The studio that releases the JW movies. Did he get her the job?

I wonder if Angelina will try to date him now

The rumors are they’ve hooked up. He wouldn’t go any farther though, I’m sure.

Rumors from where? Angelina? LOL!

Is he going to be in the Eternals movie? She will move damn fast if he is.

I think that’s already happened possibly. She apparently wants Nicholas Hoult now.

Isn't Hoult like 15? He looks it.

Keanu and Jolie? Nah.

Keanu would probably rather hang with Brad than Jolie. Except Keanu and Jolie do have that heroin thing in common.

[quote]Keanu would probably rather hang with Brad than Jolie.

Who wouldn't? Weed instead of heroin, beer instead of blood.

Keanu was Marvel's first choice for the Jude Law role in Captain America. I hope he gets a good part from them. Everyone wants in on Keanu.

Any Keanu fans, check out Always Be My Maybe. The movie is just OK, but his cameo is hysterical.

Of course the focus will be on daughters even though ted had a son in the last movie.

Did he say sometimes sex?

no, sometimes MEX. The man loves his enchiladas.

K’s Ted wardrobe?

He certainly loves those shoes!

Is this K? I hope so because I’ve been thinking for a while that he’d be perfect to play Elvis.

Keanu and Alexandra were holding hands at YSL Malibu fashion show. Took a loooong time for her to nudge him into PDF

Did he finally succumb to bearding?

Why would a bisexual man need a beard?

Yes, in his 50s he finally decided to beard.

Why on earth would these two be the focus of this article? Is this a subtle way of saying they are dating?

Keanu never shaves his cheeks, he really is such a dumb asshole. He is an embarrassment to all men.

r488 I watched and Keanu's cameo was absolutely awful. He remains a terrible actor.

R501, well sorry. But you are in the the minority. It's especially funny for foodies.

R501 is dead on the inside

Keanu's beloved in the industry, and has donated millions to charity. Because he doesn't shave his cheeks, he's an asshole? That's shallow even for DL.

He is challenged hygiene-wise. He smells, he looks it too.

Well, if you aren't fucking him what do you care? He can't smell worse than Chrissy Metz with pussy juice dripping down her elephantine legs.

I'm just pointing out the obvious, you would think someone going to an event where there would be cameras would take a shower first. He looks so greasy. I wonder if he's on drugs again.

Fortunately, smell-o-vision never caught on, so you can safely see any of his movies. Check out senior nights, my grandmother goes for $6.

R505 how do you know he smells? When’s the last time you were that close to him?

Some a-hole here likes to insult beautiful,successful, and kind Keanu.

News flash: all drug users and alcoholics have body odor. If Keanu used drugs in the past then yes, he probably smelled. They all do.

Ted Casablanca items on K were always an interesting read. “E! Online (US), July 1999

PREGNANT PAUSE by Ted Casablanca "Yes, it's true." --Keanu Reeves' publicist, regarding her client's impending fatherhood Excuse me? I thought I was hearing things. I'm so used to flacks telling me to go eat dog food, you could have knocked me over with a can of Alpo. Indeed, the news I broke last week about Keanu's girlfriend being pregnant has been confirmed. (His rep would not confirm the woman's name, but other sources identify her as Jennifer Syme.) Keanu would like us to know a few details: He is not, contrary to what I reported, unhappy about his future daddyhood. This, of course, is a direct contradiction of what my Keanu campers told me, but who am I to argue with the Dogstar dude? I'm happy he's happy. Also, Mr. Reeves says it is not true that he was ever displeased with the way The Replacements has been handled--again, going against what I was told by the film's insiders, who said K.R. was PO'd because he was expected to carry the film all by his lonesome, as opposed to it being an ensemble flick. "It was always geared that way," said the rep. Look, all I know is what my sources tell me. They were obviously right on the money about the bun in the oven, so I have no reason to doubt the veracity of their other baked goods. But this is a forum. Let's hear it from all sides, says this pastry poof. By the by, Keanu, I guess things have gotten better since that unpleasant meeting--witnessed by many at Chaya here in L.A.--you had with your galfriend before you left town for The Replacements. I assume that has nothing to do with the fact that you have no plans to marry, as I was told. Mazel tov, you handsome hunk”

E! Online (US), July 21, 1999

SPEED BUMP by Ted Casablanca Slow down, put on the breaks, because, baby, this one's worth taking a look at. No, it's not another dismal sequel to the megahit that was Speed. Try a "sequel" to ts star, Keanu Reeves. This is the buzz. And if that little gem doesn't impress you enough, there's even more gossip on top of that gossip. Busy little bees deep inside Keanu's honeycomb tell me his pregnant girlfriend is none too happy right now, only because Keanu is none too happy himself about his impending papa-hood. Old scenario, right? You got it, my busy buzzybodies. "It's an untenable situation," lamented a friend of the hot couple's. "[She] is very distressed by his behavior." Reeves, whose rep did not return my calls, is off filming his new movie The Replacements in Baltimore. Ironically, that's another situation I hear the yo-yoing muscle type is unhappy about. "Keanu was promised the movie would be more of an ensemble piece," said a source knowledgeable with the film. "Now, they're focusing it much more on Keanu." Obviously, the box-office-salivating producers are whetting their appetites, dreaming of another Matrix-type opening. Well, clearly, they're forgetting Keanu is the ultimate reluctant movie star and particularly wants to avoid carrying this movie. The football story also stars Gene Hackman as a coach, but, apparently, his Oscars aren't enough to satisfy the producers' desires for packaging. Speaking of packages, Keanu's new little one will have an eclectic upbringing, at best. I'm told the megastar, whose acting talents, I think, often shine through, despite what most critics think, lives in the Valley with family--not surprising, considering he has often called various hotels home (shades of that other James Dean type, Leo D.). Whereas Keanu's girlfriend has an apartment in town. Uh-oh. It's all starting to sound very Michael Jackson, though I think it's safe to say this embryo got conceived the all-American way, i.e., after a little motorcycle ride--one of the many things Keanu and his gal-pal like to do together. The wild ones also share an off-the-wall sense of humor and a healthy rollin'-in-the-hay kinda way, so I'm told. Though, at times, Keanu's "tortured" side prevails, frustrating his old lady. And Papa Keanu does seem to be in one of his more tortured phases. "He's really being distant to [her]," said a pal of the two renegades. "But, I should say, he's been like this before. He goes through phases." Well, Keanu, fatherhood, contrary to what Hollywood chic may imply, is not a fad. But, judging by your behavior, something tells me you're aware of this fact. It's not like you can't afford day care. Congrats, babe!“

He made a surprise appearance at XboxE3 for cyberpunk 2077, i guess it's a video game. He's sweaty and greasy looking again and wearing shitty ugly shoes!!! I hate his shoes. He can't be gay. no way. the straights can have him. no sense of style at all.

His publicist Cheryl is not well liked. She clearly does a great job for him.

TEA WITH TED by Ted Casablanca Hi, everybody, it's Ted Casablanca. I want to share something with you...Today Keanu Reeves' publicist hung up on me. I've never been hung up on. How was your day? * From jo: Why did Keanu's publicist hang up on you? Well, I was giving her this recipe for potato salad and she didn't like the ingredients. Is nothing sacred at this Tea? I'll have to think about this one. I'm not sure I can repeat all the ingredients of the conversation, so let's just say she is not pleased with the column. * From donna: I would really like to know if Keanu's girlfriend tricked him into getting her pregnant. I wonder if he feels he was betrayed. I'm curious about what the child may look like, and I would like to know more about Jennifer Syme. Um, from all accounts I've heard from insiders in the Keanu camp, it was not a trick but rather an accident. And there's a big difference. She's an attractive girl, and he's a good-looking guy. Not anything like Ryan and Reese's kid. (Ugh, who knows what that will look like.) I think he'll go to great pains to be a good father. * From Lisa: Regarding your query to the South Park creators, "Who is the biggest fart in Hollywood?" Your answer, please. Keanu Reeves Publicist

Keanu has a bum foot, and usually wears those brown boots. They are semi-orthopedic.

E! Online (US), August 12, 1999

by Ted Casablanca
(snipped for Keanu content) Over top-secret chitchat, I'm told by one of my best sources that all this Happy Daddyhood spin you see in the tabloids (can anyone say "Publicist Payoff"?) is nonsense, and Keanu's initial reaction to his impending fatherhood (as you read first in this column) was shockingly unsupportive, although, yes, he has now reluctantly turned around, offering the best medical care and the like his paychecks will provide

! Online (US), September 7, 1999

PREGNANT CLAWS by Ted Casablanca Poop on Prince Keanu: The low-key leading man, I'm told by nasty types who know him rather well, was about to start dating new people just as his gal-pal, Jennifer Syme, announced her pregnancy. Great timing, huh? No wonder he was frosty at first over fatherhood. Hmmm. Could one of those potential dates have been The Matrix's Carrie-Anne Moss? I do hear their onscreen gooey stuff overflowed right off the big screen. And considering there are about 50 Matrix sequels in embryonic stages right now, ol' Jen might want to take up acting again. Just a thought. Either that or pull a Melanie Griffith and start watching her man's sets like a horny hawk.

E! Online (US), September 14, 1999

by Ted Casablanca Keanu Reeves is talking to lawyers now regarding his relationship with pregnant girlfriend Jennifer Syme, so rockin' flies buzz to me. Hmmm. Must be arrangements for their kid. Or not.

Im trying to find Teds old blinds about K’s same sex hookups. Picking up guys in his Porsche on Sunset Blvd etc. They’re hard to find.

[quote]Picking up guys in his Porsche on Sunset Blvd etc.

This doesn't sound like something Keanu Reeves would do.

How do you know r520?

K is almost always on a motorcycle.

He also owns a Porsche

For 20years I have heard that Keanu would pick up the occasional trick off of Sunset Strip. And what about the street kids he would take home to the Marmont?

Hadn’t heard about the street kids r524? Any more details?

Going commando?

R525 sonetimes he'd have them fricassee, sometimes broiled. That was between the fuck sessions he'd have with the hustlers he picked up at the Richfield station at Pico and Sunset.

NO!!! Vile calumny! He'd either barbecue them or have them quick sauteed

Is that how he’s lived 500 years? Alrighty then!

He's got big balls and I can not lie...

His hairy crack for your enjoyment

When I remember that he murdered Ellen Burstyn and Charles Bronson, I start getting impressed.

By the way, Amanda's husband is gay, with boyfriend. She likes to beard.

Amanda DeCadenet? They have 5 children or something?

his fukhole is good eating but I warn u its hairy as fuk. filled with dingleberries, he don't wipe good. natch.

They have invitro twins and she has a grown daughter.

Pretty sure ADC would leave her husband in a sec if K wanted her

Most awkward interaction of any of the TS4 stars.

Bangable sloppy chic

Keanu isn't some enigma. He's over the shit after years of therapy, imo. He started young and saw the worst of what we're only now understanding about Hollyweird and so he's not in some ego space where it matters anymore. Nice space to live your best life in, too, if you can handle the fame.

I would like to think that he's talking about River Phoenix here........

Keanu is an automatic rock star but most people don't know, till they meet him.

Keanu loved River but he loved Daddy more. He was always looking for Daddy, then he got over it.

When he became a Daddy himself?

[quote]How do you know [R520]?

It's just not 'him.'

Based on what r545?

r546 My understanding of him.

I researched him all through the 90s and formed a lot of opinions. When you put all the facts and connections together, you start to get a feel for the guy. But there is still more mystery than anything else. But it is important to keep track of his friendships and workmates.

“It isn't untrue that Keanu has a solid friendship with David Geffen. When Keanu's home was destroyed by the last earthquake in Los Angeles, he moved into the Geffen mansion. They were also seen spending about a million and a half (approx. $15000) in clothing in Rodeo Drive. If to all this we add Keanu's discrete emotional life, and his frequent interpretation of homosexual roles, it isn't strange that the scandal has emerged.”

Wildly rambling article from ‘95. You don’t need to read the whole thing. “Home at last for a quiet afternoon, minding our own business, a helpful friend putting through a conference call to New York City: some high-fame authority swearing that David Geffen and Keanu Reeves, the perfect couple, finally got hitched in Rome. Of course the hottest story imaginable broken by the British press, American consumption squelched by the great Oz of the communications industry. Geffen and Reeves, in fact, seen together last summer on Fire Island at Geffen's house, the deranged nuptials rumor posing interesting conundrums. What about the son of Speed? Will we all, as a nation, lose faith in those steamy scenes with Sandra Bullock?”

^^^ sorry that was the wrong link. This should be correct.

Keanu didn't have a home destroyed in an earthquake- he lived at the Chateau.

As for clothes shopping, who would believe Keanu had any interest in clothes or shopping on Rodeo Drive? Did he buy 100,000 black T shirts?

He rented homes as well. Off and on between living at the chateau

Way back then keanu rented a home down from Madonna's. Then he had a problem with the owner. I think maybe Keanu and his friends trashed the house.

Enty lawyer said on his podcast K would be a blind item today.

Keanu has more secrets than most people.

“He doesn’t need anybody’s help, nope he’s good!”

He refuses to get his teeth whitened.

^why?

Looks like he’s hooking up with Ana De Armas again.

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"I mean, how does fucking Francis Ford Coppola, one of the greatest filmmakers of our time, see Keanu Reeves's work, see what we've all seen, and say, 'That's what I want in my movie'? How does Bertolucci see that and say, 'That's my guy'? Emilio and I sit around and just scratch our fucking heads, thinking, 'How did this guy get in?' I mean, what the fuck? How does Keanu work with Coppola and Bertolucci and I don't get a shot at that, know what I'm saying?

Charlie sheen

I believe Charlie went on to imply that Keanu was a big druggie, which he was. I think we all knew that Keanu would do what was needed, to get the part. And of course he had the right connections.

How would K have gotten the part in say, Dracula, other than being a hot teen idol that the studio wanted on the film to bring in teen girls?

Rocking the school marm chic

Ah, supposedly he started dating Sophie. I think two of her films tell memories of Keanu.

Yes, especially Somewhere

Found this on LSA (I know, I know!) I added to the prayer circle. Who knows. Maybe it’s true. She definitely craves the spotlight.

R13, Amanda & Keanu were together. Fact. They’re still very good friends. Just because you weren’t aware of them as a couple, doesn’t mean that others also weren’t. Besides, this was decades ago. Why does it still rub you the wrong way?

His fat hairy ass is desired by johns all over the world....they travel to his locations of filming and bid on it. he loves being fukd for money.

fat?

He likes em hard bodies

R570 what’s the going rate?

Do we believe this tale? I was in until he wrote Keanu’s cock was almost as big as his BBC. We all know K has some Asian peen going on.

Oh Keanu, let the boy pee

Seems like an advanced fantasy for a 20 year old?

Talking about Keanu

He’s in New Orleans and freshly shaved for Bill & Ted 3 filming

There is no riddle to Keanu.

He's on a lot of drugs. He's always been on a lot of drugs. Heavy drugs.

Presto, questions answered.

I thought he got clean r579? Just alkie now

Not a ‘happy to be here’ look

The artist chick that is his alleged GF gets creepier the more you know. There are several fan accounts on Twitter and IG that are run by her and her friends. Both K fan sites and ones for her. They all relentlessly promote the coupling narrative across the accounts. You have to wonder what her agenda is that hasn’t worked before she tried this?

R582 That "artist chick" has a name, Alexandra Grant. She has been a close and trusted friend of Keanu's for at least a decade. She barely uses her own social media accounts but you expect us to believe she is farming multiple sock accounts to stalk a close friend online? Yeah right. The only creepy one is you and your jealousy fulled obsession with her.

Keanu has a private life and you are going to have to work out how to cope with that in a healthy way.

R176 There is no way that Sandra and Keanu were at the Viper Room that night. The place was busy, even the best publicist in the world wouldn't have been able to track down and pay off every single person there that night. River's friend William Richert is not shy about naming and shaming everyone who was there that night and/or those he blames for River's death, not even Joaquin or Rain Phoenix have escaped his wrath. If Keanu was there and say by some miracle his publicist did manage to keep it out of the press, the gossip would still have been circulating in Hollywood circles, that gossip would have got back to Richert. But he talks fondly about Keanu and is still in contact with him. You can see Richert talking about that night here.

I think he had an affair with Bobby Bukowski and it made Gus jealous.

Sandra Bullock was best friends with samantha Mathis, the girl friend of river phoenix at the time of his death. That us why she was at the Viper.

Back then no one would expose Keanu..he was fuckbuddy to the Velvet Mafia. Geffen could ruin your life.