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Diris Day dead at 97

by Anonymousreply 71May 16, 2019 4:05 PM

Oh dir!

by Anonymousreply 1May 13, 2019 5:58 PM

^Doris

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by Anonymousreply 2May 13, 2019 5:59 PM

OP is a fucking moron.

by Anonymousreply 3May 13, 2019 6:04 PM

Not Diris too !

by Anonymousreply 4May 13, 2019 6:06 PM

JFC...

by Anonymousreply 5May 13, 2019 6:09 PM

Did Doris have a sister named Diris?

by Anonymousreply 6May 13, 2019 6:11 PM

Diris was the slutty evil twin of Doris.

by Anonymousreply 7May 13, 2019 6:13 PM

This is officially not the official Doris thread, but officially the official Diris thread!

by Anonymousreply 8May 13, 2019 6:15 PM

So, did Diris and Doris die on the same day?

by Anonymousreply 9May 13, 2019 6:16 PM

Y'all need ta chill.

by Anonymousreply 10May 13, 2019 6:18 PM

I'm still alive. My sister Doris is the one who died, not me.

by Anonymousreply 11May 13, 2019 6:23 PM

I well pist whitaver I wint!

by Anonymousreply 12May 13, 2019 6:26 PM

The spelling is not the more egregious issue -- it's the starting of another thread HOURS after the numerous other threads.

Of course if the OP did a search on "Diris," it's understandable.

by Anonymousreply 13May 13, 2019 6:27 PM

This thread is additional retaliation from China.

by Anonymousreply 14May 13, 2019 6:28 PM

OMG you guys I just read Durus Dey is ded!

by Anonymousreply 15May 13, 2019 6:29 PM

[quote]OMG you guys I just read Durus Dey is ded!

Has her sister Soozin Dey commented yet?

by Anonymousreply 16May 13, 2019 6:30 PM

Opus Day was behind it.

by Anonymousreply 17May 13, 2019 6:32 PM

When I lurnd this icon was ded my vowels muved sumthen feirce

by Anonymousreply 18May 13, 2019 6:32 PM

OP egg-zemplifyes da truoo stooupness of dee ab-rage Barca-Lounger, er, Deta.

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by Anonymousreply 19May 13, 2019 6:34 PM

D[bold]iris[/bold] Dey's requests: "Send me no flowers. Please Don't Eat the Daisies I'll be pushing up."

by Anonymousreply 20May 13, 2019 6:38 PM

Proves death comes in threes.... a Peggy Lipton, Doris and now Diris..... I shall take to my day bed.

by Anonymousreply 21May 13, 2019 6:50 PM

But eye cunt count.

by Anonymousreply 22May 13, 2019 9:58 PM

Known as 2-Dick Diris, she was invited to all the after hours parties!

by Anonymousreply 23May 13, 2019 10:02 PM

Perfect R1!

by Anonymousreply 24May 13, 2019 10:03 PM

It’s Doris, fucktard.

by Anonymousreply 25May 13, 2019 10:05 PM

I always loved when Diris would come out and say, "How you durrin?"

by Anonymousreply 26May 13, 2019 10:17 PM

Que Siri, Siri.

by Anonymousreply 27May 13, 2019 10:18 PM

At least it wasn't Odris Elbo.

by Anonymousreply 28May 13, 2019 10:42 PM

Diris Day or Diris Apfel?

by Anonymousreply 29May 13, 2019 10:42 PM

[quote]Diris was the slutty evil twin of Doris.

Or the other way around.

by Anonymousreply 30May 14, 2019 2:13 AM

Wif Sex U Git Eggknoll

by Anonymousreply 31May 14, 2019 5:44 PM

Damn, Doris and Diris in the same week.

Did anyone have both of them in the Death Pool?

by Anonymousreply 32May 14, 2019 5:52 PM

I was molested.

by Anonymousreply 33May 14, 2019 5:58 PM

This is terrible....

I just found out Tum Conway's dead as well.

by Anonymousreply 34May 14, 2019 6:09 PM

Oh my god, Oriface Day died.

by Anonymousreply 35May 14, 2019 6:11 PM

I'm still here!

by Anonymousreply 36May 14, 2019 6:12 PM

R36, one foot in the grave honey.

by Anonymousreply 37May 14, 2019 6:13 PM

Mommy Diris?

by Anonymousreply 38May 14, 2019 6:13 PM

Tirms of Indirment.

by Anonymousreply 39May 14, 2019 6:15 PM

Doe Mimmy, Doe!

by Anonymousreply 40May 14, 2019 6:20 PM

Mimmy Durest

by Anonymousreply 41May 14, 2019 6:20 PM

I loved her in that suspenseful film MIDNIGHT LICE!

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by Anonymousreply 42May 14, 2019 6:21 PM

She wanted to be with Doris.

by Anonymousreply 43May 14, 2019 6:22 PM

LOL, thanks for the laughs my DL brothers.

by Anonymousreply 44May 14, 2019 6:23 PM

I loved her with Rick Hodson in Pellow Tick.

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by Anonymousreply 45May 14, 2019 6:34 PM

Damn! Damn! Damn!

by Anonymousreply 46May 14, 2019 6:34 PM

Will they finally give her an honorable Academy Weird?

by Anonymousreply 47May 14, 2019 6:37 PM

Don't fick with me fillas, this ain't my first time at the rideo.

by Anonymousreply 48May 14, 2019 6:38 PM

I hope she gets mentioned in the In Memiriam portion of the Irskers.

by Anonymousreply 49May 14, 2019 6:39 PM

Mimi von Dorn was very upset at the news. She took a pause from posting photoshopped titty pix on Facebook.

by Anonymousreply 50May 14, 2019 6:41 PM

Has Larry Kong responded yet?

by Anonymousreply 51May 14, 2019 6:44 PM

I knew Diris Day before she was a virgin!

by Anonymousreply 52May 14, 2019 6:58 PM

No one names their kid "Doris" these days. However, "Diris" and "Archie" are on the rise.

by Anonymousreply 53May 14, 2019 7:36 PM

Watch it, hey I’m Diris Day

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by Anonymousreply 54May 14, 2019 8:05 PM

R36 Are you Betty's sistir?

by Anonymousreply 55May 14, 2019 8:11 PM

Indiris Ghanday

by Anonymousreply 56May 14, 2019 10:23 PM

[quote]Oh my god, Oriface Day died.

Has her cousin Mulva made a statement?

by Anonymousreply 57May 14, 2019 10:44 PM

I clicked on this thread just to see the responses. DL did not disappoint. I wonder if OP checks in how well his threads is developing or if he has taken to bed with the vapirs.

by Anonymousreply 58May 14, 2019 11:18 PM

I hope he didn't take to bed with the vipirs.

by Anonymousreply 59May 14, 2019 11:27 PM

Worse. He took to his bed with the Tapirs!

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by Anonymousreply 60May 14, 2019 11:30 PM

Heard tell OP's starting another thread, about that handsome hunk Idris Elbow.

by Anonymousreply 61May 15, 2019 6:56 AM

Oh hi r28. Oopsie.

by Anonymousreply 62May 15, 2019 7:25 AM

That's okay, R62. Idris Elbow and Odris Elbo are two different people.

by Anonymousreply 63May 15, 2019 10:51 PM

[quote]Worse. He took to his bed with the Tapirs!

Better the Tapirs than Ypir.

by Anonymousreply 64May 15, 2019 11:16 PM

When the Academy Awards do their In Memoriam tribute, they better not forget the names Diris Day, Tum Conway, and Piggy Lepton.

by Anonymousreply 65May 16, 2019 12:32 AM

Is this all it takes to keep my thread alive? Kewl!

by Anonymousreply 66May 16, 2019 12:34 AM

R66

Actually PO, you got lucky this time.

by Anonymousreply 67May 16, 2019 12:37 AM

Was Diris Day dip down a diranged Repiglican?

by Anonymousreply 68May 16, 2019 12:40 AM

Kay Syrah, Syrah.

by Anonymousreply 69May 16, 2019 12:41 AM

The Talking Pillow with Rick Hudson is my favorite.

by Anonymousreply 70May 16, 2019 1:06 AM

I like [italic]Liver Cum Bick.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 71May 16, 2019 4:05 PM
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