Tasteful Friends. This will be a new place to share our tasteful finds.
Each week, share your finds of tastefulness or mirth. Defend your odd choices. I know you bitches will have a mouthful of misgivings, a swallow of sorrow. Let's start, shall we?
This is a 20's Craftsman in Ridgefield, CT. Tell me why you hate it, because I think it's mostly perfect.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 51 | May 18, 2019 2:01 AM
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Redding, Ridgefield. Same Lululemons and grande caramel machiattos.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 12, 2019 6:25 AM
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It looks like a lovely wooded home to be murdered in.
pass
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 12, 2019 6:26 AM
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Ha. I must ask you, R2, why so many people worry about having a bit more land. Are you honestly nervous?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 12, 2019 6:29 AM
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I couldn't let my bare feet touch the linoleum floor in those bathrooms. It's hard to look at. There's some potential.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 12, 2019 6:31 AM
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If it's a wreck, why not renovate? Are we gays prone to leaving the good ones aside for freshly done?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 12, 2019 6:33 AM
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I like it. But 3000sqft is too much of a house for me.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 12, 2019 6:35 AM
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It looks remote, r4.
I am a city guy. I need people around me.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 12, 2019 6:42 AM
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I get it , but man, So limiting. Do you not go on vacations where you aren't cheek by jowl? I don't really understand, I guess, R8.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 12, 2019 6:50 AM
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I'll chime in with this gem. I like it, but I'm sure most won't. I like the idea of Cocoa Beach. I like the crowds, the space history. Astronaut's wives would stay in beach houses while in town for launches. This is exactly what I imagined an astronaut's wive's beach house would look like. I hope it doesn't get torn down.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 10 | May 12, 2019 6:52 AM
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That is not a Craftsman style. Fail.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 12, 2019 6:55 AM
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I would hate to have neighbors so close to me, R10.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 12, 2019 6:59 AM
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Ve like the lions, da?! LIONS!
Lots and lots and lots of LIONS…
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 13 | May 12, 2019 7:03 AM
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r9, I hat vacations. Sometimes I have weekends where I do not turn off the alarm.
I love staying home. I live a suburban lifestyle. Lots of land and house too big do not interest me.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 12, 2019 7:03 AM
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R11, you are obviously unaware of a true English Craftsman. It is not a Craftsman bungalow typical of US building. Go back to school, you troglodyte. The apartment is quite something.Hope it survives.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 12, 2019 7:05 AM
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Sorry, R13. It's tastefulish i don't have much to yell at.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 12, 2019 7:07 AM
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Years ago I had new neighbors move in down the street and they added two large stone lions to the front porch, almost life sized. Their porch has slowly collapsed under the weight of these statues. It really compliments their Escalade.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 12, 2019 7:15 AM
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here's a tasteful find: https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/20261860/1-bedroom-condo-3405-1077-w-cordova-street-vancouver xoxo
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 12, 2019 7:15 AM
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OP, I love your find! Lovely old house, with hardwoods and fireplaces in the bedrooms, and shit-tons of shelving and storage space. If I needed a huge old house in the woods, I'd have a look!
The one drawback of the place seems to be that the driveway includes a bridge over a lovely babbling brook. Where I live, that'd mean a risk of spring flooding and a possibility of being cut off from everything until the water goes down, or someone builds a new bridge.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 12, 2019 8:17 AM
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Love the house .. to visit.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 12, 2019 8:42 AM
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R15, if anything it's Arts and Craft- there is no English Craftsman you fucking retard.. .
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 12, 2019 9:05 AM
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Fifth Avenue maisonette formerly owned by Sister Parish and Patricia Altschul
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 23 | May 12, 2019 9:14 AM
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Cocoa Beach, hell no. In fact, hell nowhere town.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 12, 2019 9:28 AM
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Poverty Hollow Rd : the name is not acceptable and would have to be changed. Also, I am not interested in rooms under the eaves with slanty ceilings to bang my head on. Gays in a place like this would be the target for local yahoos late at night, esp fridays and saturdays when the bars close so better have good security (including guns). The waterfall would be attractive, save for the flooding every couple of years. The shack thing in the yard would have to be rebuilt, as would much of the house. The current heating arrangements look haphazard and expensive to run. Pass.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 12, 2019 10:15 AM
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The CT house looks extremely cold. Has it been insulated - walls, floors, ceilings? New windows? Are any of the fireplaces safe and also easy to seal from drafts? Coco beach house is ugly but seems functional - but storms? The maisonette - I could have death with the mirrored ceilings as a young man but now nowadays. They are well done though.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 12, 2019 10:20 AM
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The mirrored ceilings are pure vandalism in a wood-paneled room like that. Who is that elder gay with her turquoise Kafhtan, beads and teatime-martini? She certainly sets the tone. The real killer is that this place is featured in the NYP, under a feature called "gimme shelter" - vulgar, vulgar, vulgar.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 12, 2019 10:32 AM
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It's a beautiful old home, but it looks like it requires heavy duty maintenance to keep it so. But that street name is ridiculous. I can't believe the people who live on it haven't petitioned to have the name changed. I'm sure there are plenty of people who would forego buying a house simply because they didn't want people to know they lived on "Poverty Hollow Rd.".
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 12, 2019 10:36 AM
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Poverty Hollow Road is almost as bad as Jackass Lane.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 29 | May 12, 2019 10:49 AM
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Maybe the Road name keeps taxes down.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 12, 2019 10:55 AM
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Do we really want to create a monster real estate thread? What was wrong with the individual threads?
Mixing all these properties together is going to create a clusterfuck of rare proportions.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 12, 2019 10:58 AM
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"You asked for interior design? You got it -- in spades!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 12, 2019 11:04 AM
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Ditto, R31. No one else thinks it’s a good idea either, that’s why OP is having to do the heavy lifting and post over and over to keep the thread alive.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 12, 2019 11:57 AM
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Original OP house= "Storybook Style".
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 12, 2019 1:55 PM
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How's Grindr in that area? How much room for caftan storage
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 12, 2019 3:22 PM
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CT really has some stunning old houses. And for the Northeast, not crazy prices. Needs fixing but I love it as a weekend house. The road name is horrible - but adds kitsch appeal.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 12, 2019 4:00 PM
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Ridgefield CT is just over the border from Waccabuc, NY, where we spent many happy childhood summer vacatia days.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 12, 2019 4:24 PM
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[quote] It really compliments their Escalade.
Your porch can talk? And it's into cars?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 12, 2019 4:43 PM
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R37 There's no signal there - it's the boondocks. The smokehouse (shack) in the yard should be big enough even for your large collection of outsize caftans!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 12, 2019 5:01 PM
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How presumptuous of you, OP. Discussing multiple homes in a single thread is bound to be a confusing mess. This shall not be the place for all our tasteful (and questionable) finds.
Fail.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 12, 2019 5:06 PM
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The Tasteful Friends threads are wonderful because (for better or for worse) each find gets its own brief moment in the sun before slipping down the page and disappearing forever.
Please, let's not change that.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 12, 2019 5:27 PM
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OP that house is hideous inside and out.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 12, 2019 6:31 PM
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You expect one to live on something called Poverty Hollow Road? I think not.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 12, 2019 6:38 PM
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The house looks great. The apartment loooks like a money pit.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 12, 2019 6:44 PM
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I know someone who lives in the Hudson Valley near Rhinebeck on Webster Coon Rd. I asked how could he live on a street with that name?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 18, 2019 12:38 AM
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I had thought similar to R2. A house to be murdered in.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 18, 2019 12:44 AM
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OP, for that money I could get a 200 sq ft. 10th floor walk-up in New York.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 18, 2019 12:48 AM
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OP house has electric baseboard heat for starters, which means no ductwork so installing an updated HVAC system would be prohibitively expensive and involve major renovation work, tearing up the walls and floors etc. And l can’t imagine what the electric bills are like to heat that big old place as is. Electric baseboard heat is basically using space heaters to heat every room - insanely expensive.
Then there’s all that wood siding which looks like it needs painting or staining right off the bat.
And that’s just for starters. The place is a nightmare money pit.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 18, 2019 1:45 AM
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How come Ruth Madoff is only living off of $1.9M in Connecticut? I thought she was living off of $2.5M in Connecticut.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 18, 2019 2:01 AM
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