Johnny Weissmuller

Fine!!

I've wondered about that too. He must've been the 1930s equivalent of Internet porn for a whole generation of gay men.

That may be a nice picture, OP, but the man had big shoulders, bug eyes, a tiny voice and no neck.

There was the fetishistic thrill of seeing a man wearing a rag of loincloth which exposed the buttocks yet concealed the navel. Yet, we went nude at our YMCA pool.

He started getting doughy by the 1940s,

Ron Ely will forever hold my heart - and erection.

He was beautiful and sexy with an easygoing, confident masculinity that seldom appears at such a high grade.

As far as Tarzan goes, there was none hotter than Mike Henry IMO.

A little basket peek-a-boo from Mike Henry.

Buster Crabbe.

Hubba! Hubba!

Va va voom!

- or whatever gays said in 1933.

Bondage was not a good look for JW’s late-period Tarzan.

Ron Ely looked like a Las Vegas crap-shooter.

And Buster Crabbe (what a hilarious name!) looked like a Hitler Youth.

None of the Tarzans looked like they were raised by gorillas.

Buster Crabbe was delicious. I would've been on that ass all night long!

I'm with r8. If I had been a depression era gay, Buster would have been my favorite!

I had fantasies of Johnny/Tarzan when I was a gayling growing up. He'll always be special to me.

My hero. King of the jungle!

Tarzan and friends.

Johnny W with wife Lupe Vélez.

They both look sharp!

Cheetah to Ron Ely’s rescue.

Mike Henry fuckface.

Alexander Skarsgard as Tarzan 2016.

The torso is over the top.

Being this built doesn’t really suit him. He looked better lean and toned.

Mikes O’Keefe as Tarzan 1981.

He looks like a he’s auditioning for a titty bar.

I like Lex Barker. He put bitches in the hospital with his cock.

Christopher Lambert as Tarzan 1984.

Arguably the most handsome of the Tarzans, with a physique that wasn’t the result of steroids and two months with a trainer.

Don Draper wishes he could reach the heights of Mike Henry.

I wonder which actor the highest % of gays have jerked off to

Johnny Weissmuller might have the JO edge since he’s had men wanking for 85 and his serial movies ran on television through the seventies, though that number must be near zero in 2018.

Skarsgard may gotten the most eyes thanks to the multiple platforms for viewing in the past few years.

But against his favor, those multiple platforms also deliver porn, so the onanistic completion is much tighter than the old days, when even a man in a loincloth was liable to inspire a boner.

I remember Miles O’Keefe was a bit of a gay sensation back in the day, and that film ran endlessly on cable, allowing a generation of horny and unfulfilled gay boys a glimpse of sex that was safe since Bo Derek was the actual star of the film.

But the hottest were Mike Henry, Ron Ely, and Buster Crabbe.

Ron Ely for the win. I spent many an afternoon watching him in reruns. He was wonderful.

Ron Ely was so cheesy. Lex Barker was hot but possibly the nastiest, meanest man to ever make a movie.

Buster Crabbe as Tarzan. Very cute and boyish.

Buster Crabbe - great rear shots.

Buster. Hubba Hubba!

Yeah Buster was one of the all time greatest looking men. I already trolled on him during the classic male stars or some other such time machine thread. Here's to the good times.

Buster Crabbe must've driven the gay boys crazy in the 1930s. They probably had movie magazines featuring Buster hidden in their bedrooms.

r8 / r28 looks very Garret Claytony

Johnny and Buster

After Johnny left Tarzan he starred in a similar series, Jungle Jim. Used to watch them as a kid on TV when I was growing up.

Jungle Jim.

I never liked his face.

Yeah, but Weissmuller didn't get to star with and watch Diana Ross & The Supremes play nuns singing, pumping an accordion, and tumbling in a piranhas-infested African river in a 1968 TV episode, like Ron Ely's Tarzan did!

Weissmuller was gorgeous, and apparently had a nice package. Those balls!

Hot

No love for SABU?

Why don’t we see the photos without opening them anymore?

Threads like this were made for pic scrolling.

[quote]metric tons of spunk

Christ, you're a tard.