Unattractive mouth areas

Rosie Huntington-Whitely.

Priyanka Chopra.

EVERY famewhore posing with tongues hanging out of their mouths--usually to signal "badass" and/or "fun-loving".

Rinna

Agree about Rinna. So bizarrely round.

Donald Trump and horse teeth daughter Ivanka form a complete circle with their lips when they speak. Not their entire mouth in a circle, just the upper and lower middle/center of their lips, which makes it even more bizarre. Not every time they speak, but most often. Brings new meaning to the phrase "Shut your pie hole." It really looks awful. I can't stand to SEE them speak. It gives me the creeps.

Timothy Spall

OMG yes to the inflated pussy lips of Rosie and the anus mouth of the Trumps . Gross !

Old Lady Mouth- The queen was Tila Tequila.

Men with Old Lady Mouth always ALWAYS look like aged lesbians.

Duck lips Keira.

Frowny horizontal vag gash slash mouth Lena Headey as Cersei.

r6

Agreed. Trump especially has an anus mouth. If you watch any animal crapping, and you see the sheath of pink skin encircling the turd, you think of Trump.

Not that I usually watch animals crapping.

Asymmetrical, disproportionate lips are just really off-putting.

OP, you find Rick Nelson "very weird and unattractive."

Anna Nicole Smith. For someone who adored and idolized Marilyn Monroe, Anna sure did not know how to present a attractive mouth. Anna Nicole had what I refer to as a Hillbilly mouth.

I never liked men with purple liver lips. Eddie Redmayne and Cillian Murphy, for example. I agree with OP about men with very thin lips. Sadly as men age (particularly Englishmen), the lips thin rather quickly and sometimes disappear (see K. Branaugh).

R11 - “Not that I usually watch animals crapping”

Yes you do.

[quote]Timothy Spall

His mouth area is what you find unattractive?

(1) Jon Hamm -- No Lips, (2) Rosie O'Donnell -- Angry Smile, (3) Julia Roberts -- Horse Mouth.

Narrow, but pursed male lips surrounded by beard.

Alicia Silverstone

Not enough space between upper lip and nose

Horse mouth. In which a full inch of the guns are showing when smiling. Think Sheryl Underwood. Also small " baby teeth " in a adult. Creepy.

[quote]I never liked men with purple liver lips

Fuck you!

Why do some people keep their lips full and luscious when they age and others have lips that thin?

Lily Rose Depp. What is going on with her mutant upper lip? She tries to make it look even worse/more pronounced with lip liner.

^ And that's nothing compared to her mother.

Elizabeth Hurley Joan Collins Kate Winslet

The very thick upper lip flapping in the breeze is what shits me: see Priyanka, Rosie, Macaulay. Jennifer Garner was especially heinous in Catch And Release.

Sam Elliott, under the mustache

No-lips Reagan

Paul "Ichabod " Ryan, sporting a cruel, thin gash of a mouth

A "mouth area" is the weirdest phrase. Any relation to one's nether regions????

John Cusack, thread closed.

I binged a few of his movies the other night and couldn’t stop hyperfixating on how nasty his lips and teeth are. His lips are not only drawn and pinched but also slimy-looking and they hang in this gross crooked shape. He has lapine bite and talks like he has too much spit. I’d never leave my house.

Yet he has the gimmick of being an eminently-kissable male romantic lead? Ugh. Poor Ms. Beckinsale.

Gaga

Jessica Biel’s overly injected upper lip freaks me out . It’s up to her nose .

R15 I first saw Eddie Redmayne in The Good Shepherd and his lips drove me nuts. I remember a scene where he was singing in a choir and they looked like they were flapping.

French actress Emmanuelle's Beart's lip fuckery over the last 25 years.

Burn Gorman

Willem Dafoe

Dammit...link did not work:

Branagh No Lips !

[quote] Not enough space between upper lip and nose

Scarlett Johansson

OP's mouth is unattractive unless there is a huge line of black guys with huge cocks on both ends.

Great lips, for a palate cleanser: young Brando

R28, what's wrong with my mouth area? Your post feels cold as an iceberg, by the way.

Christopher Nolan has a Pat Sajak area happening all over his mouth and face here (w/Tom Hardly & caught behind them is some lady who wants a reason to live, a jelly doughnut, something.)

R29, see Jennifers original gummy smile? No top lip. Deformed facially. Would have been shunned early 1900s

R35, that's a freak of nature

R27, johny really got to her. Evidence!

R45 Caption that pic: Just the tip, baby. Just the tip. Yeahhhhhhh. As Tommy smiles like Dawson on his 50 load weekend.

Estella Warren, the chick from that shit-tacular Planet of the Apes movie by Tim Burton. She was the It girl (or near-It girl) for a hot minute in the early 2000's, but fortunately, her career haa gone down the shitter and she's now a drunken has-been.

She did have a fantastic body however.

Gina Gershon

Christopher Walken

1. Brown, oddly spaced baby teeth

2. Mouth opens in an elongated rectangle when speaking

3. Purple lips

4. Thick, bubblegum-pink, protruding tongue

Kelly Clarkson, function over form — her mouth, as hideous as it is, has never met a rack of ribs it couldn't tear right through.

Julia Roberts. Her upper lip has no shape and looks swollen. It gives her mouth the appearance of being made up of 2 lower lips. Very noticeable as she has aged and when she doesn't smile.

Donald Trump has THE most unattractive mouth.

R37 Agreed. I've always hated those types of mouths. Willem Dafoe too. Extremely unattractive.

R32 His sister is even worse. They both remind me of toddlers who raided the punch bowl.

John Waters

r27 Vanessa Paradis looks like a character from a Tim Burton movie. But so does Johnny Depp.

R56 I Agree, just horrifying.

Can Amy Schumer's opening even be considered a mouth? It's more of a straw-hole.

I think Damian Lewis is a really good actor, but ...

Lynda Carter. Thin, weird shaped mouth. Maybe it’s Maybelline.

Oh boy, another chance to display my self-hatred and vent my anger towards other people for completely nonsensical reasons!

Yay Datalounge!

Smoker's lips

Filthy looking European teeth

R65 I’m sure you dine alone often dearie.

Not that her mouth is unattractive, but Julie Stiles' reminds me of one of those face pictures you turn upside down to reveal another face.

I agree with a previous post on Scarlett Johansson. Her lips look like a plump puckered asshole.

Donatella Versace.

People whose lips don't extend to the edges of their mouths...Mindy Kahling, Mark Fuckerberg, etc.

The infamous murderess Pamela Smart has one of the most lipless mouths I've ever seen. Her mouth is just a line across her face. It just adds to her overall icy, emotionless persona.

Anthony Weiner's mouth (actually his whole face) is ugly to look upon. He's also practically lipless and what little he has is misshapen. And he's always twisting his ugly mouth into weird shapes. One photo shows him with him mouth so absurdly puckered that someone commented it looked like a "sphincter."

Rosie O'Donnell's mouth reminds me of a rubber band wrapped around rice. Women with thin lips should never wear lipstick.

One of the grossest mouths belongs to actress Cleoptra Coleman. She had perfectly fine large lips before she went the swollen filler route. Her mouth now looks like a diseased vulva! I cannot even look at her.

Who think lips like this look normal?

Cleo's normal lips before her filler addiction. There was nothing wrong with her lips at all.

Hottest male lips, Riz Ahmed. He has a perfect cupid's bow.

R77 Too thin

r77 creepy eyes negate everything else

.....

I've always hated Lisa Rinna's mouth

R45 Dominic West has the same thing going on which prevents him from being a perfect male beauty - which works to his advantage because he is more of a character actor

Rosie Huntington Whitely has the grossest lips I’ve seen in person . They looked like a fisted anus . I’m sure they photograph great but in person they were freaky .

Most people have unattractive mouth areas. It's like nature cursed a ton of people with ugly looking mouths.

Some people like eyes, I like mouths. They are my favorite feature. Like I have a list of people on my phone who's mouths bother me so much that I decided to keep track so I could try to figure out what it is they have in common that bothers me about them. I think it's that they all look smug somehow and it seems so totally undeserved. Eddie Redmayne is on the list. Also Josh Malina. And Brian Cox, the celebrity physicist.

Here's Brian.

[R86] ^^^ is that a wig?

Yeah I hate his hair too. He was in a semi-popular British boyband in his youth so he thinks he's really cool and hip still... the rock and roll celeb physicist. lol

Robin Tunney's mouth. You have to see her in action to get the full effect.

R89 There seems to be a lot of space between her mouth and her laugh lines.

I keep reading the thread title it as one of those quasi-metaphorical, ironically-deployed DL catchphrases. Example: An acquaintance who insisted on voicing racist comments would have -- yes -- an unattractive mouth area.

OLD LADY MOUTH!! OLD LADY MOUTH!!!!!!

Meth Mouth!!!!

Liver Lips Mouth- Remember that Richie guy from RHONJ- Theresa's cousin's husband- LIVER LIPS!!!!

You know who had old lady mouth who had it fixed? Barbara Hershey- however, I like her old mouth and her newer mouth (1989- Beaches Mouth).

And the guy who did Garner's piehole was an artist. It is perfectly done. And I don't think she had ANY gum surgery. She simply had her pie hole enlarged with an implant I guess.

It looks like its a perfect Vienna sausage and her gums no longer show!!

What I hate about Rosie O's smile/piehole is her FAKE smiling. Dead eyes and that white veneered smile- Always sad to see when she smiles like that- It is so deeply fake. I like her veneers though.

Mackenzie Phillips, Shelley Duvall, and Pat Benatar

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Gillian Anderson, can’t really explain it but I’m the close ups ruined her Lily Bart in House of Mirth for me.

Blythe Danner and Gwyneth Paltro. Thin lips always smirking.

Trudy Styler, Mrs Sting, has a hideous mouth that probably looked better when she was younger.

Thin lips or not, Blythe Danner is an elegant woman.

R96 Yikes! What's happened to her?

Who and what are those hideous THINGS at R80?

The woman looks like a cartoon character!

R45 Chris Nolan was a beauty when he was younger (and that woman behind them is his wife).

When did Rosie become a middle-aged Jewess?

Henry Cavill's mouth area bothers me for some odd reason.

Jeff Lewis.

Dustin Hoffman.

I don’t like the overstuffed lips on women and I don’t like any cosmetic stuff on a man.

There is something weird about Emma Stone's mouth and teeth

I turned my phone over, R69 , and you’re right! Oh how I laughed.

When I read the title of the thread I thought of the opposite, how Pauline Kael thought that Barbra Streisand’s mouth was her best feature, when people had always gone on about her eyes, which are really nothing special except that they’re blue. And she did the Cleopatra thing. Where was I? Oh right. Barbra Streisand has one of the best mouths in the business. One of the best tools in her toolbox.

Wow, Dustin Hoffman looks kind of mean in R106 's post. It's not just the mouth, it's the eyes as well.

Jaz Z's purple, wrinkly anus mouth. He's more of an unattractive face area.

Jonathan Cheben, but his mouth is barely noticeable awash as it is in a roiling sea of hideousness.

Kyle Richards from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

R85

[quote]Some people like eyes, I like mouths. They are my favorite feature. Like I have a list of people on my phone who's mouths bother me so much that I decided to keep track so I could try to figure out what it is they have in common that bothers me about them. I think it's that they all look smug somehow and it seems so totally undeserved. Eddie Redmayne is on the list. Also Josh Malina. And Brian Cox, the celebrity physicist.

I believe it’s because the top lip is longer than the bottom lip. And the centre of the top lip is thick and wide as opposed to having a Cupid’s bow indentation.

Joaquin Phoenix

R111, that is absolutely revolting. Poor Beyoncé.

R111 looks like a swollen fisted anus.

Gummy smiles, wacky teeth, thin lips, purple lips, lips that don't extend to edges of mouth.

Mitch McConnell

R80 She is almost as scary as Twisty the Clown from AHS. R95 Drew's mouth looks deformed when she talks from her effected palsy face she started doing as a teen. R96 Gillian thinks she is British now, and that picture proves it. R113 Agree, and she constantly licks them, which is really gross and distracting.

Further proof of Gillian being an AFFECTED (sorry) asshole.

Linda Evangelista’s mouth always bugged me.

Linda's mouth looks normal to me

Yeah I think Linda's nose is more the problem.

John Elway

r125 John Elway AKA Mister Ed

R123 Her top lip looks too short to close over her teeth.

Theresa May

Gary Busey

RIP

R130😅 could it be the real reason? According to DL of course

Oh god, Savannah Guthrie's complete lack of an upper (and maybe even a lower) lip drives me mad. Almost as much as Katie Couric's prominent gums. What is it with Today show hostesses and unattractive mouths?

Keira Knightley has nice lips but they're always slightly open/pursed.

A friend of mine used to do an impression of her that consisted solely of that odd pursed mouth, always had me in tears.

R132 That is severe. Thin lips paired with gummy smiles are never attractive.

Faye Dunaway and her oversized dentures.

Mason Reese.

Kaitlan "Canterbury Tales, You Fag" Collins should have stayed at the Daily Caller so I'd never have had to witness the corners of her lipless mouth being pulled up by the invisible fish hooks that go into action the instant she stops talking.

Karlie kloss has zero upper lip, it's just a set of big dry teeth on display. How she's considered a beautiful model escapes me.

Walton goggins mouth gives me nightmares, it's like he's coming to devour you in one bite. the man can pop watermelons like grapes..

Sylvester Stallone and his mother!!!!! GROSS!!

Cup the balls!!

R135- Faye looks horrible there- Is that before her surgery and new teeth in roughly 2012-2013 or is that RECENT?

That surgery settled DOWNT!!! She finally looks 80!!

Miley Cyrus

Brett Kavanaugh

Trump's mouth looks like a baboon's anus when he speaks but the mouth area is even uglier when he smiles. Because the smile is SO SO SO fake (as are his veneers). I don't think you could find a picture where the smile looks genuine or natural.

CUP THE BALLS you goddamned CUNT!!!

CUP MY BALLS!!!!

Most of the guys DL thirsts over are susceptible to thin lips

CUP THE BALLS!!! Kiss my thin dried out misshapen pussy lips!!!

Jeopardy champion James Holzhauer

Steve Buscemi

Jessica Pare. I hated her on Mad Men.

Her.

Turtles Tia & Tamera

R150 I'll never forget hearing her interviewed by Howard Stern in the early 90s, in which she referred to her "big Scandinavian mouth." I thought that was odd, it stuck with me.

John Elway wins. He's a freeper, so he's ugly on the inside, too

Victoria Beckham

Kerry Washington

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Michael Phelps

R62 It must take her an entire year to use up a tube of lipstick.

Britneys

John Waters at r59's link looks like he has a second mouth inside the first one. Reminds me of the creature from Alien.

R62 her mouth is probably only a quarter the size of her gaping vagina.

Unless people are injecting fillers, nobody can help the way their lips look. Maybe they’re happy with themselves or maybe they’re insecure about the very things you’re criticizing. What is the point of a thread like this?!

I'm surprised nobody mentioned Tiffany Trump's ill-advised sashay down the runway a couple of years ago.

WOW, is Tiffany Drumpf ugly! She looks 100% like her vile father. She didn't get any of Marla Maples looks or is Marla's face completely fake?

It makes sense Trump has anus mouth as he also has vag neck.

Olivia Jade

Skeleton teeth.

When someone has jaw or teeth "line"? that has a really tight curvature, so it looks like they have a pair of those wind up teeth or dentures stuck in their mouth when they don't.

There was a picture of a football player here that was posted and he had those weird teeth. Maybe baby teeth are what I'm talking about.

I'll post it if I can find it.

Fuck this. I LOVE thin, stern lips and small mouths on men. Very masculine.

Hate that pouty, pillowy look.

Kate Middleton. no lips big teeth.

R170 What do pouty, pillowy lips look like to you? And lol @ thinking thin lips are masculine. Are you implying black men are feminine?

/end thread

I'm serious. I do not trust anyone with no lips after having been burned by them as my life has unfolded.

Lovers, friends, bosses, co-workers, business colleagues, etc. -- not. a. one.

I am starting to think they may be aliens among us ....

Tiffany Trump

Kate Winslet.

Who says Brits have bad teeth? Meet Nicholas Ashley-Cooper, 12th Earl of Shaftesbury.

Robert Mugabe.

Al Franken

R137 Agree on Kaitlan “joker mouth” Collins. So distracting.

What’s the “Canterbury Tales, you fag” reference?

Margot Kidder. I always found her quite unattractive in general, especially her mouth. Never got her appeal. And the name Margot is the worst too.

Just horrid.

Taylor Swift looks like dentures are about to drop out of her mouth.

R180 She didn’t bother cleaning up her college/Daily Caller social media prior to going to CNN and there were some fag tweets, some eww-lesbians tweets, and some wishing-Ebola-on-people tweets.

Her apology was along the lines of, “I was a mere child! Sorry if anyone was offended.” I don’t think CNN ever addressed it.

Thanks, R184. What was the Canterbury Tales comment about though?

nvm, I googled it.

Where's that close up of Huckabeast with the pouty look and raised eyebrow?

r187 This one?