DL Icon Amy Roloff Would ‘Love to Get Married’ to Hot Piece Of Ass Boyfriend Chris Marek

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She's such a bully. She treated her first husband so poorly.

[quote]Hot Piece Of Ass Boyfriend Chris Marek

The Roloffs are all awful.

My best friend is a little person and used to go to many of the LPA events. She said the same thing as r4 All assholes, even the girl who appeared to have some redeeming features. Nope.

My niece who "was" a fan met Amy on a cruise. My niece gave her a compliment while they were on the elevator, and she said Amy was a total bitch to her.

The husband (Mr. Roloff) seemed like a bad decision-making person. He was always on the verge of being angry.

r5 here. Ask me anything. I've heard it all about this asshole fake Christian bunch. My BFF does not spare a word when it comes to them. She is a lesbian and she is disgusted that they get so much attention, as they are hyper homophobic Christian republicans. Also nice "erase erase" when it comes to no-premarital sex. That one gets ignored. I have so much fucking dirt on these two.

Spill away R5!

Matt has had a side piece since forever (eh, who cares). He is a FAR bigger jerk than he comes off on the show. Same for her. She thinks she is the Queen of little people. HAHAHAHA! To see them at the meetings was CRINGE FACTOR 11. The two brothers are deplorables especially the eldest. He is also the most homophobic. (I wonder why?) The daughter is in the shackles of Christianity to the point it is creepy to be around her. She is always doing that "Friend-shipping" thing that Fundies and Mormons do. The one kid they don't talk about just cashes the checks. I don't have much on that kid, but he's a nothing, has zero talent and zero...he's a zero, but a rich zero, so good for him. Someone might have more recent info on these assholes. Mine is about 2 years old.

Never liked the eldest son. He seemed very vain and vapid. Youngest seemed accident prone.

Why are these little pricks still relevant ?

Can gays love a woman who sent her kids to a place called "Faith Bible Christian School?" I get that they wanted a strong Christian education, but they needed help with the name. I got over these people years ago.

That boyfriend must be some kind of freak.

r7 he always stuck me as bipolar.

I recall a few years back the eldest son wrote something homophobic on Twitter or something. It got scrubbed pretty quickly.

r7 He got at least one DUI during the course of the original show and lost his license for years. There may have been two DUIs.

That family is yet another case of former reality TV nobodies who decide they're stars because they were on TV and stupidly think they still deserve star treatment (as if they ever did).

They changed more than many TV families. When I was in high school I used to say they were most like my family. I caught up with some episodes years later and they had turned their little farmhouse into a mansion and had a row of new Mercedes in the driveway.

Remember when the show first started their house was a dump. The inside could have been a Hoarder episode. Nasty.

Since when is Amy Roloff a DL icon?

I used to be into her oldest son before he became a Fundie. He was a twink with a huge ass.

You guys keep saying eldest son. Zach and Jeremy are twins, so which one are you talking about?

I stand corrected r23. Jeremy was the hot one.

The house was always a mess. There weren't even sheets on the mattresses. No one ever cleaned. The kids were lazy and spoiled.

The rumor is that Matt had an affair with the farm's manager (his employee), Caryn, for years. He took up with her pretty quickly after the divorce. He's still with her today; they bought a house together, but she no longer works on the farm. Matt and Amy seemed to despise each other the whole run of the show. When they divorced, no one seemed surprised...except for Amy.

The average-sized twin is married to a social media "influencer wannabe", and though they've been married only a few years, they've written a vapid book about marriage and religion for young people. It was released in just the last month or two, and it's selling pretty well. The couple also does podcasts to push their book and give people advice. That's pretty much their job, because neither one of them is interested in having a real job. They were kicked off the show for this season, probably because their baby was average height, so they need to make money somehow.

Matt didn't want to do the current season of the show; he said that Amy, Zach (the other twin) and Zach's wife Tori wanted to keep going because they thought there was "more story to tell". Well, there's really not more story to tell, because nothing really happens on the show. But there is more money to make, which they need, because Zach refuses to get a real job, and Tori left her job some time ago.

The youngest son, a few years back, wrote a scathing essay about how the show destroyed his family and turned his family members into characters. He doesn't participate on the show, though he does still live on the property, and they shoot around him.

The daughter was the only one to go to college. Apparently she got married soon after and moved moved away. I have no idea what she's up to.

Didn't the youngest son basically turn against the rest of them?

The average-height twin has always seemed to be kind of a jerk, When he was younger, and the family went on a vacation to the beach, in his talking-head segment, he complained that every time they travel, when it's time to unpack their luggage, he's the one who always has to carry the stuff inside to the hotel. I thought: what an asshole; take a look around your family and consider yourself lucky.

R26, he did. Well, as much as you can turn against your parents while still living in their home...

Sorry, R23 - the 'normal' looking eldest son.

Better?

They're all assholes from what I can tell. The dad is a drunken idiot, the mom is a raging bitch and the kids are all stuck-up and lazy.

OP , IN WHOSE BOOK , OTHER THAN YOURS IS THIS ANTI-GAY REPUBLICAN MIDGET A DL ICON ? UNLESS , YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN FRAU ON HERE MASQUERADING AS A GAY MAN , TO GET YOUR LITTLE JOLLIES .

Both of the Roloffs are self-absorbed bitches - THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE THEIR OWN SHOW.

Matt Roloff has Liberace face.

I was surprised that the oldest son (the twin who doesn’t have dwarfism) is a fundie. I knew they weee religious and went to a Christian school, but Jeremy and his wife are friends with some of the Duggars.

I really like The Little Couple show, they seem very sweet.

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I don’t understand why I even used to watch these freaks.

The youngest is fug. He looks like a frau.

Jeremy was headed for Ryan Philippe levels of beautiful but he peaked early and the fundie-ism took care of the rest.

I don't blame the youngest child for dropping out of the whole business and complaining about it. From age 9 he was basically made to live a fictional life for the public, and then sustained a brain injury from a flying pumpkin, which was also fully taped and monetized. He looks like a free spirit in R36; hope he can come to terms with his messed up family.

I admire the kid for speaking out and refusing to be exploited.

Good for Jacob!

Jacob posted some liberal and anti Trump stuff on his Twitter in the past. It seems he is the only one who isn't a fundie. He seems to like pot a lot too. But I haven't looked at his Twitter for a while.

Jacob is a skinny hippie twink now- hot if you’re into that kind of thing. And liberal ftw. Jeremy loved walking around shirtless on the farm back in the day. That boy was fine, now still a hot man with a creepy fundie wife with crazy eyes.

I totally forgot, it just came back to me. Matt and Amy Roloff are/were both smokers. I remember seeing pics and reading about it FOREVER ago.

It's really sad if they're anti-gay. It seems like they of all people would be understanding about being born with a genetic component that makes you different from everyone else.

Jacob's hair is tragic but he's pretty good looking. He sounds like the most intelligent of the lot too (including his parents). He really does need to stop chewing his fingernails down to nubs. That is nasty.

Maybe the trebuchet accident helped him realize how awful his family is.

I remember that pumpkin incident and that was awful but nothing will be as creepy as the Duggar falling in the orchestra pit

So basically this show was the weirdness of two midgets having normal sized kids?

They need Mama June over to the ranch to smoke some crack. I'd tune back in.

Hot piece of ass? He looks like the ghost of Hal Holbrook...

Dorothy, can I see you for a minute... She's a midget isn't she?

No R62 the fact that they had 2 normal size children was only incidental to the show. The show was just another one a family that network figured they could whore out, and fake scenes with to interest viewers. I'm quite sure the fact that the parents were both dwarfs was the main point of interest. The father had played an Ewok in the Star Wars TV movie Ewoks: The Battle for Endor so he had a foot in the entertainment industry door and probably figured they might be able to make some money with a show about their family. But as so often is the case with these reality TV families the price of fame and fortune was a ruined marriage, kids who are screwed up or rebel.

I hope I live to see the day reality TV dies a hard painful death.

Used to watch this back in the day, can't believe it's still on. Jacob was a very cute kid, but grew up to be ugly. The only attractive one is Jeremy. That guy with Amy is definitely in it for fame and money.

Fame and money. That was funny R52.

r51 You don't think these two midgets having 3 normal sized children was part of the hook to the show? Sure it wasn't the whole show but im not sure a family of all midgets would have had the same appeal.

R53, why is that funny? They must have a shitload of cash after all these years and they are on tv. I think it's harder to believe that he actually loves her.

pretty.

They are a very genetically interesting family. Two little people that produced three normal size offspring and only one other dwarf offspring like themselves. Throw in the odds that that the two oldest boys are twins, one a dwarf and the other normal size.....and you've got a pretty unique setting. All that being said, THEY ARE SO FUCJING BORING!! They are worse than watching a faucet drip !They have natural drama producing elements to work with just with that family dynamic alone...… It amazes me the show is so tedious ….I've tried. REALLY!.... But I just can't.

I'm curious if Zach's next child will be a dwarf as well. The wife posted about the challenges of raising a child that is different. I have to be honest, Zach doesn't seem that appealing in any way, she could have done a whole lot better and had normal sized children.

I want to see Zach's penis.

I want to see Jeremy's penis

Zach and his wife are committed to have a dwarf baby, they so much as said they would abort any non dwarf fetus.

That's.....Disturbing...… Having a preference or a prejudice regarding their kids genetic stature is a little off putting. It denotes the existence of favoritism and how the individual child will be accepted and treated. The beauty of the show ( I thought) was the effortless integration and commingling of the family's stature diversity It figures bitter Zach would have a hidden dark side.

I never watched this show, but I don't think there's anything more preposterous than people who would no doubt be the source of mockery for Trump if he met them, supporting him. People like them are in denial as to who they are in this world and who sees them as "freaks."

I was surprised to read that even the daughter, who was always sweet on the show, is a bitch too. Her husband is adorable, but she's not his equal in looks.

R62, I assume R61 is joking, at least I hope.

[ R61] I hope Zach and whatever his wifes name is, aren't traveling through Alabama or Missouri if they decide to abort their healthy, normal stature baby cause its not affected with midgetitis…….. Dem homies don't play dat !

Amys husband has female eyes. I doubt she is getting any sex.

The normal twin got an ugly wife while dwarf twin got hot wife. I keep watching her fir signs of schizophrenia or vision impairment.

R36 The youngest son looks like Adrienne Barbeau. Not bad if you are Rizzo or Carol from "Maude" or in "The Fog", but for a guy, pretty sad.

[quote] He was a twink with a huge ass.

His ass doesn’t look huge at R22.

Are these the midgets that talked shit about gays? Or am I thinking of some other midgets?

She's no CHAR-la!

R79 yeah, they hate gays.

Amy is sweet. I'd use her as a beard.

After watching Amy treat Matt like crap for several years on the show (and he deserved it), it was funny to watch Amy be fake sweet and flirtatious towards Chris. Now that he put a ring on it, and Amy has more money than him, I wonder how long she'll maintain the facade before she starts acting like a shrew towards him. Thank goodness they're rich enough to hire housekeepers now.

It's been a long time since I watched the show. I remember the dad, Matt, being bad with money and having a bad temper. Amy was a boring, bossy frau. She didn't bark back (seriously) at Matt, though. I liked Zach (personality-wise). Sorry to hear they are all deplorables.

I have not kept up with the kids' marriages. Not surprised that Matt & Amy divorced. Long time coming.

[quote] The one kid they don't talk about just cashes the checks

He's the smartest one of the bunch.

Liberal, open-minded, and non-judgmental. No wonder he hates his family.

Jacob should save his money and get the hell away from them.

Personally, I prefer the Little Couple, Jen Arnold and Bill Klein.

They are much, much nicer than the Roloffs.