George Clooney says his 2-year-old twins can already say the alphabet in Italian and play pranks

My kid can bend spoons with his mind. And levitate.

Teaching a kid that age to sing a song containing the letters of the alphabet is nothing special at all.

Sorry, George, your DNA isn't that extraordinary.

My kid could shit into his diapers from birth!

Kids are sponges at that age.

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I'm all for learning other languages. It's a wonderful thing. So George, that's very nice, but can they also say it in English? You know, because English will probably be their first language.

The kids will have transitioned by the time they hit 3

Does he still have time to manage Davida's acting career?

R7 If they are made by genes of gay George and tranny Anal they are already trans.

R9 = Poo shoes

Late in life parents are so annoying.

Given the brilliance of the parents this is hardly surprising. George and Amal's twins will have the opportunity to impact the world. Their connections to the really important people will pave the way for them. I'm humbled that George shares so much of his children with all of us.

I want to sit next to R3.

R10 closet lover

LOL, R12!

is R12 sarcastic or just retarded?

R16 retarded

Memorization and rote learning are very low-level skills. Most 2 year olds can do this, as well as (non discrete) counting - simple memorization of numbers in order, without realizing what they actually represent.

Oh piss off, George. Go stick your tongue up another barely-legal rent boy's bum and STFU.

Mark Wahlberg had his kids playing chess by to years of age.

R19 Are you sure that he's a perv? I kinda hate him but I don't think he's a pervert.

Giving analingus to an eighteen-year-old hooker is decadent but not technically perverted, unless you are a Baptist from Georgia.

Learning other languages at a young age helps later on in life. Some studies say it can even ward off dementia.

Although, French would be more useful than Italian.

GEORGE IS NOT EVEN ALLOWED BACK IN COMO, FORM WHAT I HEAR. Lot of angry parents, down at the lake.

Fantastic. They'll be able to invite the young Italian boys to their father's secret parties.

Is this what their nannies tell you, George.

Can George say the alphabet in Italian?

My 2 year old nephew can sing the soundtrack to The Greatest Showman. Beat that Clooney.

They need a play date with Andy's baby, who undoubtedly is already calling out for take out for Daddy.

What happened to Mr. Privacy, Stay Out of My Shit Clooney? He's got nothing to sell and honestly, raise your hand if you even forgot that he & his attention whore wife *had* kids? He needs a hobby

Meh, it's the Italian alphabet. Get back to me George if they can learn the Russian or the Arabic or the Chinese alphabet.

I seriously doubt those children even live with him. And he’s rich as a king those children should have tutors teaching then three languages.

Two year olds memorizing the alphabet in Italian is nothing to brag about. George knows little about child development if he thinks that this is a big deal.

I always found Clooney repulsive, and I'm glad the world finally caught up to me.

George should brag when they know Shakespeare backwards at 3, forwards at 4 and personally at 5.

Does he really spend time with his wife?

R33 I've been a proud Clooney hater since 1997 when he called a press conference to scold the world's media for killing Princess Diana. Yeah, it wasn't that drunk driver, it was every member of the media who was responsible for her death.

And Georgie needed to announce this at a fucking press conference.

He then sashayed off into the arms of whatever beard he was contracted to at that time.

R35 Only for the cameras.

Here's a little goss on Miss Amal. Before George (BG as I've heard one put it) she was nothing. A fourth/fifth chair no-name barrister who got her position in her current chambers by sweet talking the head who then gave her a pupillage, even though she was several years out of Oxford at this point and without a position.

After she met Clooney and the bargain was struck, the word went round that she wasn't a fifth chair but "an internationally known human rights lawyer". It's almost like an actual memo was sent round London and people were meant to just believe it.

Another strange thing happened at this time. Miss Amal's past was most probably wiped clean. Either she never dated a man (or woman) or previous relationships were swept under the rug. The legal profession in London borders on incestuous. You hear about office relationships and about the private lives of colleagues. Nothing on Amal before the relationship with Clooney. It's like she burst out of an egg once she started dating him.

Last morsel was that she was widely disliked at Oxford. Think, very pleased with herself and the lifestyle her parents paid for.

Amal visited George's family in Kentucky and was horrified by Maysville. Not her cup of tea.

His fake marriage was a big flop. No political career. The babies didn't work, either.

Totally, he really should retire and have some trick munch his grey haired taint 24/7 to make peace with his irrelevancy.

Clooney looks older than his chronological age.

Is his son cut ?

Yeah, most two year olds can do that. Especially when they’re almost three.

R24 - Explain, please.

I still want to know how they were able to order boy and girl twins. I know that prospective parents can order the sex when it’s ONE child. How the hell do you do that with twins? It’s obvious Amal was never pregnant. Another thing. George has his playmates. What does she do for kicks? Does she have a lover? Asexual? What?!?

R45, if you can pick one, you can pick two. Who else has male/female twins? Mariah, JLo, Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie ...

Fertility treatments are more likely to result in multiple births. At both their ages, they probably had to do fertility treatments.

R47 The surrogate had to have fertility treatments.

I'm glad the public has turned on Clooney in a major way. Was it not just 10 years ago when fraus were swooning over this ugly & untalented man? His voice is so grating.

Can they say “Daddy’s with the pool boy” in Italian?

Oh yeah? Well my kid can swaddle himself while naming all of the Real Housewives!