Noah Centineo: Straight or Bi?

That photo is very suggestive... 10/10. I'd like to think we've all seen some porn where this could be a still from.

He ugly.

Who is trying so hard to make this fuggo happen?

gayface for days

He is not cute. haha. AT ALL.

R5 what's the haha for?

^^^because his face. This is funny.

Please.

Half of you dried up old rags would KILL to have a hot boy like this even give you the time of day!

He's gorgeous!!

Noah where my kiss?

Strictly straight

You are going to ruin his career. He is gay obviously from the pic kissing his bf but he's got leading man potential. In about 1 year he will have no projects. Let it go for now.

Hi sweetie...

Soooo my type...

He could be bi. Busy body Busy Philipps called him out for ghosting one of her female friends.

He’s hot. Straight

He is good looking in some pictures but others has a weird neck and head thing.

Straight in a suggestive pose not common with straight men. He looks like he is about to blow the other guy.

R17, are you new to Instagram?

He’s perfect for hollywood’s current mixed race-obsession. Meh.

Straight, and according to several blinds in gossip sites, something of a date rapist.

Dreamy? Wtf? He looks like an ogre.

What do you mean R18?

As R17 said: He looks like he is about to blow the other guy.

Str8 boys don't go around kissing other boys and posting pics of them about to blow another dude, not even as a joke.

OP how would this be a win for the gays: is there some kind of skilled game or competition going on? Would the gays get bronze, silver or gold? If he's bi, then it would have to be bronze (assuming there some kind of skilled game or competition going on).

win for the gays because he's on their team... well if not partly... maybe...

[quote] He looks like he is about to blow the other guy.

Clearly a case of premature photography.

Whether you are attracted to him, the fact is he is widely considered hot by the public and media.

Yes, when the media says so, I guess you can count on a long career in Hollywood.

Not my type

R26, no one is talking about career here. It’s about looks

if you look at the twitter thread you can see the caption for the photo of the kiss, apparently it's purely platonic. 'Kiss your friends’ faces more. Destroy the belief that intimacy must be reserved for monogamous relationships. Be more loving. Embrace platonic intimacy. Embrace vulnerability. Use emotionality as a radical tactic against a society, which teaches you that emotions are a sign of weakness. Tell more people you care about them. Hold their hands. Tell others you are proud of them. Offer support readily. Take care of the people around you.' This isn't an original Noah Centineo piece.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Let's hope he is smart enough not to pull a JUSSIE, and destroy his own career with a fantastical hoax.

He’s attractive

R29 An original Noah Centineo piece would be more like: Use blowjobs as a radical tactic against a society, which teaches you that blowjobs are a sign of sexual attraction.

I understand the posters of Data Lounge finding him 'hot', as he has a penis, and thus qualifies for hot status, but, really? Outside of Data Lounge, he's been portrayed as a heart throb?

R36, are you really that clueless?

A basic Google search will reveal he’s a big heartthrob

Giving another man a blowjob is not a sign of sexual attraction. So the bobby soxers can continue to adore.

Bobby soxers?

[quote] He’s perfect for hollywood’s current mixed race-obsession.

Mixed race? Explain please.

R30 Does he really pass for white?

R40 It means an impressionable adolescent person. Where are you from?

[quote] and straight hair

His hair is definitely not straight.

r30, the only accurate statement in your analysis is that white girls (and maybe even a few black, brown, red and yellow girls) find him attractive.

Ugly as fuck. ANYONE with eyes and a brain can see. And I'm not old. I'm 31. I don't follow what the media says or the same teenage girls who worship guys like BTS. haha. Y'all said dreamy. lmbo.

R44 I'm not one of the white girls (or black, brown, red or yellow girls) and I find him attractive here only (linked). Otherwise, I don't think he's good looking at all.

This is what I imagine the neighbor son's JOEL looks like!

[quote]Giving another man a blowjob is not a sign of sexual attraction.

It's not? I don't suck someone's dick if I'm not attracted to him.

[quote]Because teenage white girls are in love with him.

Well, what kind of basis for being cast in a teen rom-com is that? So unfair.

Exactly R48. Noah's even got his shirt off ready to go while his Platonic love is holding his hair. Not gay at all!

Noah Naked WOW!

I don't find him hot except for in movies and TV. I guess he looks better when photographed professionally lol. And it is a rough, piggy kind of handsome.

His leaked video of him jerking off was really hot though. Pretty big.

R51 I couldn't see any nakedness on your link.

R52 where are these links?

So is he cut or uncut (I assume the latter as really he is a bleached Blatino)?

You’re hyping up that “blowjob” picture when it’s just douchey frat boy humor. He wasn’t getting ready to give his friend head; they’re poking fun (no pun intended) at the idea of a same sex couple engaging in fellatio.

R54 Why do they think it appropriate to poke fun at same sex? Douchey? If so, he is not a suitable idol for my little Jocasta, Chloë and Cassie.

He took that photo to get people talking. And it worked.

And he’s straight. His jerk off videos and nudes were sent to a girl, or what he thought was a girl.

He plays up this image to get the gays to love him too and it works. He has a very large teen/early 20s female and gay fan base. That is why he is getting role after role suddenly, even in major franchises now.

He looks very hot in some pics and homely in others. He looks hot in some of his movies though.

He’s better in motion.

He does believe men should be more affectionate toward each other though.

He appears to be: (1) homophobic straight; (2) happy gay; or (3) closeted gay homophobe. He rather lacks a theme and it shows. I can't imagine why some gays love him if he's (1) or (3). And, in the end, he's not good looking.

R30 He's ugly and still looks better than 90% of POCs, let that sink in.

[quote] He's ugly and still looks better than 90% of POCs

Is he a person of color?

Spanish/latino

And his body isn’t even that good. I truly don’t get it. It’s one thing to be ugly with a great body, or pretty with a mediocre body, but both? He’s Pete Davidson.

His last name is Italian so he’s labeled “white” but in reality he’s clearly off white.

[quote]Str8 boys don't go around kissing other boys and posting pics of them about to blow another dude, not even as a joke.

They do. There's legit an entire thread about "straight" guys doing things like that. They do it to mock us, they do it because they think it will get laughs, they do it to pander to us, in Noah's case with the "kiss" he did it to make the kind of point that only a young person would make.

I didn't think he was attractive but then I watched him in "To All The Boys I've Loved Before" and there's something about him. I can see why people think he's attractive. It's a combination of his voice and this innocent but at times naughty boy next door vibe he put out. He seems like someone I would have liked when I was a teenager and that straight teens probably would fall for.

[quote]His last name is Italian so he’s labeled “white” but in reality he’s clearly off white.

As for his background he said he's, "I'm Italian, Native American. I believe I have a bit of Puerto Rican in me, and I'm Dutch."

R62 Are you new here? The DL Council of Eldergays ordained that the correct term is, "white adjacent." Now you know.

Is he what DL calls “white adjacent”?

Noah and Mark Ruffalo need to do a movie where they play father and son. Preferably incestuous.

He looks more like an Arab than anything else.

He's the type of straight boy that girls like but most gay men dont, while the bodybuilder muscle guys are the type gay men love but straight women dont.

Different tastes.

[quote] They do it to mock us

And that is supposed to endear him to us?

I thought he looked hot in that Havana video.

[QUOTE]He's the type of straight boy that girls like but most gay men dont, while the bodybuilder muscle guys are the type gay men love but straight women dont.

Yeah, all those bodybuilder guys have such trouble finding women who love them.

I would top him. Being hot doesn't require being beautiful. Hotness and beauty are very different things.

R71 One photo of a massive celebrity with tons of following and money is supposed to refute my claim ? Try harder.

In most of those pics he looks dirty, as in grubby in need of a shower or bath.

[QUOTE]One photo of a massive celebrity with tons of following and money is supposed to refute my claim ? Try harder.

It’s meant to represent what bodybuilding brings. It’s the reason most of them do it in the first place. You want me to load up the thread with pics of bodybuilders and their girlfriends? This isn’t the place for that. But you’d have to be terribly ignorant to think that straight women aren’t attracted to confident guys with muscles. We’ll leave it at that.

Studies show that most women are not attracted to bodybuilders. Women prefer much slimmer/toned physiques like those of swimmers or rowers. Men like the muscular look more than women.

Here are some rowers but they appear to be gay.

He must give great head with those neck muscles.

[QUOTE]Studies show that most women are not attracted to bodybuilders. Women prefer much slimmer/toned physiques like those of swimmers or rowers.

Those studies probably used imagery of bodybuilder physiques at their most extreme. Guys like Lou Ferrigno and Lee Haney. Overly roided and oiled up, flexing in their g-string at a competition. Well most bodybuilders don’t look like that. They’re guys like this, and they don’t have any trouble attracting attention from straight females, nor are they getting passed over for “slimmer toned” guys. If they were, then bodybuilding wouldn’t exist anymore.

He looks Italian to me. There are some very, very dark Italians.

They’re dark cause they have a lot of non European in them.

Ok, they are still Italian and not latino.

Young women today love ripped muscle

R80 Yes, especially the ones from Eritrea lol.

R82 Are they white though?

Most women preferring slimmer men doesn't mean ALL women prefer slimmer men. However, MOST women prefer slimmer men.

You've questioned most women have you, R85?

Women don’t know what the hell they want until they see it.

Why were women going crazy over Chris Hemsworth after he bulked up for Thor?

R17 you are posting about straight guys from the 50s, straight guys love gay joking around these days.

R84 Google Luke Pasqualino. He is a very, very dark Italian.

There seems to be some pro-bodybuilding lobbyist in this thread. No one cares about bodybuilders. I refuse to argue about the sexual interests of women on a gay forum.

Are the threads about this guy opened by fangirls? I keep seeing his name associated with terrible teen romantic comedies.

Anyway, he's probably straight and most of us The Gays (op di it) don't care.

R91 This is not a gay forum. There are shoals of fish here; that's why we are so knowledgeable about what women find attractive.

Op dixit ^

Here's the Noah all these haters go crazy for:

R92 At least, as an actor, he's accomplished something. That's more than can be said for the roided up Insta hoes with the blown out assholes DL queens fetishize and promote on here.

Pedo alert at R95

You’re sick, R95. Us gays are all a bunch of child molesters, huh?

Look at these lonely bodybuilders, yearning for a woman. Maybe that guy is on to something since these two probably shared this blonde in bed that night.

Most women prefer the slim toned body type on men, doesnt mean all women, the bodybuilder look was created by gay men and co opted by straight men. It has nothing to do with women.

R99 Lol, they dropped the chick and managed together very well without her.

The problem is there are a lot of old school stereotypically gay men here who are isolated and out of touch with modern sensibilities and culture

Or are just plain old bigots, r102.

Straight men do homoerotic shit all the time. Have you been to a boarding school, fraternity, or on any sports team? Just because a man grabs another man's dick or kisses another man on the lips doesn't make him gay or bisexual.

[QUOTE]Most women prefer the slim toned body type on men, doesnt mean all women, the bodybuilder look was created by gay men and co opted by straight men. It has nothing to do with women.

😂 Everything straight men do revolves around women. Why would all these young horny guys purposely do something to their bodies that repels women? You think they’re lifting weights to attract gay men?

There is a difference between what women like and what men THINK women like. Bodybuilders usually do it because they are obsessed, it rarely has to do with what women want.

R105 You are terrible at trolling, nobody said those bodybuilders are repelling women, everybody on this board and study after study show that women prefer slim toned men with no facial hair. Your trolling is really low quality.

R104 Noah was not at a boarding school, fraternity, or on any sports team in OP's link which appears to show him kissing one guy and about to blow another.

How about different women like different things? Cause that’s what it is. Not all women are the same. Same for men. Same for gays.

General preference doesnt mean there are no outliers, maybe some of you dont speak english very well. In the gay community there's a preference for masculine white men but that doesnt mean that every single gay male prefers that, it only indicates the general attitude in certain demographics.

Will you frauen shut the fuck up about women's likes and dislikes? It is off topic. Read the tread title and either shit or get off the pot.

[quote]The problem is there are a lot of old school stereotypically gay men here who are isolated and out of touch with modern sensibilities and culture

You will never convince them of that.

There have been entire threads claiming that two men are screwing because they walked next to each other in public [italic]without a woman present[/italic]!

Mary!

R108 Don 't be stupid. You don't physically have to be in those situations to exhibit similar behavior. It literally only requires two men to be in a room together.

[quote] It literally only requires two men to be in a room together.

Same thing for gay sex. Just how undressed is Noah in one of OP's pics anyway - he's so close to the other guy's crotch that it is difficult to tell?

[QUOTE]You are terrible at trolling, nobody said those bodybuilders are repelling women

Nobody is trolling here. And the person I initially quoted is the one who started this by making the sweeping generalization that straight women don’t like bodybuilders. Then I get told about all these stupid “studies.” The fact remains that nobody walking around with a body like this has any trouble attracting attention from females. I can find studies saying women like bald midgets, it doesn’t mean shit.

R115 You seem really invested in this idea that bodybuilders are straight men drowning in pussy, I wonder if there's some pathology here.

I don’t know about “drowning in pussy” but yes, bodybuilders are overwhelmingly straight and they have a better OPPORTUNITY at getting pussy than your average guy. Mostly due to the self-confidence it tends to instill.

R115 Are you a straight man? Why do you care what women like? Women prefer athletic physiques. Bodybuilders aren't athletes. Also, there is a huge chasm between average build and athletic build.

God, this is dreary.

We either have a straight man in this thread or a self hating gay man.

I'd bet on the latter.

He's gorgeous and manly.

But those Netflix movies are garbage, aren't they? Why would I bring myself to watch that girlporn?

Men and women of all orientations (self-hating or no) must stay on the point, or fuck off and create a new thread about what bothers them (if they must given that this site is meant for pointless bitchery not pet peeves): Noah Centineo: Straight or Bi?

....,

Noah's monkey slapping video is pretty sexy.

Where R124?

He is an awful actor.

But to add to the discussion. I also remember a video of him where he was walking in public (at an airport I think) where he filmed himself doing awful dirty talk. And in the video you could hear him saying ""soo... are you gonna show me how you squirt or what?"

He was very good in "To All the Boys I've Loved Before" and this "leaked" and his dick looks yummy.

Very nice R126

Number 2 article on Seventeen. He's a big thing right now. As to how long it will last? Shrug.

And judging by his leaks, he used to live in my neighborhood.

I KNOW y'all fucking lyin. Get the fuck outta here.

He sent those vids to a girl. He’s straight. He just knows how to get the gays attention too. And you all are doing just what he wants.

Good for him.

^ Ms Know-It-All

An attractive man is going to get a gay man's attention regardless. It takes very little manipulation.

Italian cock is the best cock.

Italian Cock is Middle Eastern Cock. So yes.

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Gay men crushing on Instahos and 12 year old girls crushing on Instahos

Hard to tell the difference on DL.

He looks good in a weird way. He's spicy enough to be interesting but still white overall to be safe, I like that look.

Define "spicy".🙄

I just rewatched the catfish videos and he definitely thinks he's talking to a girl: calls her woman, asks about seeing her without makeup, talks about squirting

Spicy white never heard of it ? It's like when white people look like the have some nonwhite admixture (true or not) but still look overall white, a lot of latinos have that look.

Such as, R142?

R143 You never seen a latino in your life ? Or are you playing obtuse ?

What ignoramus thinks whiteness is “safe?”

Are white people not safe ?

[quote] You never seen a latino in your life ? Or are you playing obtuse ?

Of course I’ve seen Latinos. I’m just asking for examples of “white people look like the have some nonwhite admixture (true or not) but still look overall white” and “latinos [who] have that look” as described in R142. an example of a white guy with that look I’ve seen discussed is Joel Osteen’s son.

[quote] You never seen a latino in your life ? Or are you playing obtuse ?

Of course I’ve seen Latinos. I’m just asking for examples of “white people [who] look like the have some nonwhite admixture (true or not) but still look overall white” and “latinos [who] have that look” as described in [R142]. An example of a white guy with that look I’ve seen discussed on DL is Joel Osteen’s son.

He should not smile. Not a good look. He smiles with his bottom teeth.

Whites are as unsafe as anyone. Crack a history book.

Centineo is no Califiore.

Just what we need. Another pretty bubblehead.

You say it like it’s a bad thing r153

The face...the voice...the body...the cock...

I'm dying!!!!

*sigh*

My vote is: STRAIGHT

I wish stars would release nudes that show face.

[quote]Just what we need. Another pretty bubblehead.

....."pretty"?

🍑💃

R158, seriously? This is the face people are swooning over! I about vomited.🤮

R149 Agree. Smile is awful. A lot-not all-people look better when they smile.

He is not one of them.

So not attractive. Yuck.

That's quite the ass... I didn't know it was so voluptuous. Have we seen it bare yet?

He, like John Travolta, is completely straight and intimately kisses his male friends

It happens. Dang, y’all are some narrow minded oppressive people. So regressive

That picture comes from a post where they talk about finally giving him an ass r162. Its presumably padding.