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The size difference between Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Holland’s heads is giving me life

This would be the ultimate NY Times “Big head/little head” marriage.

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by Anonymousreply 34May 7, 2019 3:46 AM

We’ll need to see the other heads to make a proper comparison.

by Anonymousreply 1May 4, 2019 10:16 PM

You can't quite fit two of Tom's head in one of Jake's, but it's close. What's weird it I've seen Gyllenhaal a few times around LA and, while he does have a large head, it's not *that* big. I mean it isn't Paul Rudd sized to the degree where you're like, "wow man how're you holding that thing up without a neck brace?" So, really, the question becomes just how *small* is Holland's head? What could you fit it inside of? Somewhere between a cantaloupe and a five pound bowling ball, I'm guessing.

by Anonymousreply 2May 4, 2019 10:24 PM

Legos de casa?

by Anonymousreply 3May 4, 2019 10:24 PM

Does Tom also have tiny balls?

by Anonymousreply 4May 4, 2019 10:27 PM

Why is he always with Tom now. New boyfriend?

by Anonymousreply 5May 4, 2019 10:34 PM

Does a bear shit in the woods r5?

by Anonymousreply 6May 4, 2019 10:44 PM

Am I the only one who doesn't really see a difference between the two?

by Anonymousreply 7May 4, 2019 11:00 PM

R3, it's "Lejos de Casa". Spanish for "Far from Home".

by Anonymousreply 8May 4, 2019 11:02 PM

ROFL

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by Anonymousreply 9May 5, 2019 1:03 PM
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by Anonymousreply 10May 5, 2019 1:04 PM
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by Anonymousreply 11May 5, 2019 1:05 PM

Tom was such an easy birth!

by Anonymousreply 12May 5, 2019 1:29 PM

Is it just me, or does Jake Gyllenhaal also have REALLY long arms?

by Anonymousreply 13May 5, 2019 1:56 PM

He has normal male sized arms. Tom Holland is just lilliputian.

by Anonymousreply 14May 5, 2019 1:58 PM

Jake is really looking more like his Jewish side as he gets older.

by Anonymousreply 15May 5, 2019 4:02 PM

Real movie stars have big heads, at least the men do. It's true. Look at them, it almost seems like it's an unwritten requirement.

by Anonymousreply 16May 5, 2019 4:21 PM

[quote]Jake is really looking more like his Jewish side as he gets older.

Huh. I was thinking he's been looking more Swedish lately.

by Anonymousreply 17May 5, 2019 4:26 PM

I also vote Swedish.

HINGA DINGA DURGEN!

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by Anonymousreply 18May 5, 2019 4:32 PM

[quote]tomholland2013 Get someone that looks at you the way @jakegyllenhaal looks at me 😂

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by Anonymousreply 19May 5, 2019 4:33 PM

Is he reading this thread?

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by Anonymousreply 20May 5, 2019 4:36 PM

His arms are quite long

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by Anonymousreply 21May 5, 2019 8:09 PM

They're all 5'6" with big heads.

by Anonymousreply 22May 5, 2019 8:12 PM

Gyllenhaal's head is just longer. Holland's head actually looks a little wider. Jake's MUCH hotter.

by Anonymousreply 23May 5, 2019 8:50 PM

👨‍👦

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by Anonymousreply 24May 5, 2019 10:33 PM

Lol ^

by Anonymousreply 25May 5, 2019 10:34 PM

I’m confused are Tom and Jake the new Richard and Brandon?

by Anonymousreply 26May 5, 2019 11:23 PM

No. Tom is supposedly dating Zendaya (though they say they're only friends) and Jake is dating a 22 year old model (same age as Tom, Jake is 38 btw). Tom started following Jake's "gf" yesterday on IG but she's in Paris, it's not like he spent time with her this weekend. Blind items say both relationships are PR. Don't really know. They're calling this thing a bromance, selling it hard for Marvel

by Anonymousreply 27May 6, 2019 1:01 AM
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by Anonymousreply 28May 6, 2019 1:11 AM

I think Chris Pine has a much much bigger head.

Now, poor Tom looks like he’s growing that wide bloaty head look favored by ted Kennedy.

by Anonymousreply 29May 6, 2019 3:06 AM

Tom is simply not good looking.

by Anonymousreply 30May 6, 2019 3:23 AM

Tom isn't good looking? Right.

by Anonymousreply 31May 6, 2019 9:47 AM

Haven't had any complaints.

by Anonymousreply 32May 6, 2019 10:41 AM

Is Jake the bottom?

by Anonymousreply 33May 6, 2019 10:51 AM

Stop trying to make [bold]Nasal Anal [bold]happen.

by Anonymousreply 34May 7, 2019 3:46 AM
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