Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas get married in SURPRISE Las Vegas ceremony

True luv ❤️

So is this their legal marriage before their romantic French ceremony? Can't they go to a courthouse like normal people?

All the wedding this marriage deserves.

I don't see this or Nick's marriage lasting. Not because they're secretly gay either. Nick's is a total mismatch and this one will fizzle out as her career does. Well, that actually might work in their favor.

It must feel so exotic for her.

Soph, ya got no tits and a tight box.

Joe, get off my back.

This is so simple and refreshing after those 999 weddings Nick and Priyanka had.

Thankfully, he can now take that chastity ring off

She's trash and he's yesterday news.

This won't fucking last.

I am surprised that a JoBro would do something this tacky.

I expected more from Joe.

So all the guys are happy heterosexual married men now, correct?

Good for them? Do the Jonas really need to do all these shenanigans? Their comeback record is already very successful.

Poor Sophie. Priyanka Photoopportunity was her Matron of Honor.

As much as I like Joe, and don't have a problem with the Jonas boys, there's something rather contrived about all these "marriages".

LOL. Thank you, R6. At least you know one person got it!

Live at Last!

Because all three are closeted.

I don’t get Turner’s appeal at all. She’s the least interesting character on GoT. She basically wept and half-whispered through the whole series. Even Natalie Dormer (Margaery) had more spark.

Maybe Turner is good in bed or smthg?

They are all gay and lesbian . . When you do those papstrolls every day and after 3 months you get married and no sex before marriage . Than they are becoming straight or that’s they want us to believe anyway . You are officially degayed ! 😂

I bet Joe was SURPRISEd when he found out Sophie has a vagina.

“Oh Dickie, that’s tacky. That’s really tacky.”

The timing is career-related. Sophie knows she's hot right now because everyone is obsessed with the final series of Game of Thrones, AND she's got X-Men Dark Phoenix coming out soon. But her two big franchises are basically over, so she has to be keeping her profile raised so she can score the next big gig. Girl knows how the game is played: She talked quite candidly in an interview about getting a role over another, better actress because she (Sophie) had more Instagram followers.

How Turner gets a following is a mystery to me. She’s a plain, average-looking Brit. She doesn’t have much spark or magnetism. Her role on GoT was secondary fiddle and mostly weepy emo, boring victim.

So she won't be Jean Grey if/when X-Men is rebooted at Disney?

Their lack of chemistry is so strong, I can feel it through that preview image. These are two people whose genitalia have never touched and never will. Same for that other Priyanka guy.

The Jonas Brothers performance at the Billboard Music Awards was actually pretty awesome and Joe’s Voice was incredible.

Wait--some of you are saying she's not marriageable because you found her character annoying on "Game of Thrones"?

You realize she is not Sansa in actuality, I hope.

Ew, trashy and tacky. They don't have taste.

She's the last of the red-hot mamas.

She could have done a million times better, this guy is fug and shorter than her. Unless he has a magic tongue, I don't see this lasting.

He's hotter than her.

[quote] She talked quite candidly in an interview about getting a role over another, better actress because she (Sophie) had more Instagram followers.

I have never understood this metric. Most of those huge Instagram followings don't translate into putting butts in the seats. It guarantees nothing. Even if it results in online buzz, if those people don't buy tickets or stream it, what good does it do?

R31 I don't get it either.

I guess the implication is that the role was down to two of them, and the fact that Sophie cultivates her Instagram also indicates she will get out there and promote the movie quite openly, and she will answer questions about her private life, mug on talk shows and won't get all prim and snippy about her privacy.

I think producers believe huge social media presence helps elevate awareness of the movie. The include that metric when they track the movie opening.

Cara Delevingne was a disaster at film promotion. In the UK, she’s got a bazillion relatives who are connected to media, so all they did was follow her around taking pics and putting them in the Daily Mail, shoving her down the throats of the UK public. She gets a gig in Hollywood, so her US PR person gets her booked on chat shows and she’s totally rude and acts like, “How dare you ask me a dumb question.” Butch, you’re in a dumb profession. If you want to make big bucks in Hollywood movies, you have to promote them It’s basic.

Turner knows how to do PR. She doesn’t do a whole lot of interviews because she instagrams and does little video comedy bits for chat shows which don’t require her presence on the stage. She gets it. Dumb bitch Cara Delevingne doesn’t get it.

[quote] Wait--some of you are saying she's not marriageable because you found her character annoying on "Game of Thrones"?

“Marriageable”? Anyone, including a fat goth, is “marriageable”. The question was why a plain-looking actress in a boring, one-note secondary role suddenly landed a big franchise film role and a super-rich partner.

This will be end before 30 days...she's a mental case as seen in her recent appearance on Dr Phil.

i bet they have wild kinky sex with all genders on molly!

Beats these Dumbasses

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Are all of the Jonii gay?

Sophie must have a really big cock

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